ITT: we all sit in a classroom.
YOU GUYS LIKE MAKING FUN OF ME YEA? WELL I'M FUCKING DONE WITH IT, I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN HELL
*walks in, puts briefcase on table*
Hello, students. Mr. Hiroyuki is gone today, so i will be your teacher. Please take your seats.
>with intense frustration beading into sweat on the brow of Jabha
>he felt anger, and this day, young Jabha would make Allah proud.
>with a fierce roar, he stood upon his desk and cried
>The detonator failed to switch
>Ha ha reluctantly sat quietly back into his seat. Forever known as the terrorist who was raped by the swift justice of China's production of fine tools and commerce.
>sitting with laptop "for school" in the back row
>watching streams of junior Asian regional badminton tournament and Australian kangaroo riding
>pretend to be making assignment or something
I miss high school
*bitchy teenage drama queen girl walks in*
ugh i FUcKIn Hate THis SchOoOl. I TOTALLY CAN'T EVEN., UGHGHH
Once I made a joke about soccer being for fags to my friend, and he immediately repeated it loudly and everybody laughed.
Any of you niggers wanna buy some Spicy Chicken sandwiches from Hardees? 2 dollars, straight up.
>I actually did that in high school made a good deal of money doing it.
Here in North Carolina they're 99 cents. I'd make a dollar for each one. I'd also sell candy I kept in a locker. Gummy worms coated with Kool-Aid powder.
>I'd sell about 15 Spicy Chicken sandwiches a day.
There is a bull in the back of the classroom with a stoned tutor riding it with a tard clinging onto the Bulls ass. Feminist student comes and begins to assault tard. The bull uses his back legs to kill the feminist and the tard. By now the tutor thinks he's dirty dan and begins to shoot people with his cowboy gun while screaming "DOWN WITH THE ZOZZLE FAGGOTS, KEK FTW*
"STOP STARING AT ME ANON! RAPE!"
Hello I am ze new exchange student from ze Bavaria, my name Alois.
How is every one today? :DDD
T-t-t-his is is mah naw d-dildo f-F-for anime doll. Iz limited edition f-F-faggots. *slowly gets boner and all of a sudden breaks into seizure on floor while masturbating while trying to eat dildo and anime doll*
It's time for a test
Roll for your questions
1-2 "do crabs think that fish can fly?"
3-4 "Why can you drink a drink but you can't food a food?"
5-6"if its 0 degrees outside and tomorrow would be twice as cold, how many degrees would be?"
7-8-9 "you simply fail the test. F.
Dubs you are sick, go home
"Hihihi that kid's got boobs! Who's got a towel?"
*whip* *whip* *whip*
"JAG MICH NICHT ICH KAN NICHT LAUFEN ICH BIN VOLL MIT SCHOKI"**
** = please don't make me run I'm full of chocolate
Can all of ya'll PLEASE stfu, I'm trynna study for this quiz
Ohhhh! I get it now! It's about a massacre. How fresh and witty.
>gets up Infront of class
>takes pants off
>finishes on >>663673494
>sits down in back of class
Are you guys playing it right? At my school someone would call out PE, then someone else later would call out NIS. And the time kept getting less between until you started to get PENIS.
Same with Shhhh and IT.
Niggas its Saturday, Dafuq ya' all doin here? And how the fuck do i get here? It must be fking Blair and her witchcraft again.that Bitch has been stealing my sandwiches since new year began.
"There we fucking go again. The shitlord did it again."
I'm sorry. Let's hug it out.
I hope you aren't like the anon in pic related
Oh god... Last night's fish chilli sub..
>your reg teacher is out
> sub teacher arrives
>last name is Snotgrass
No bullshit, we had a sub named snotgrass, the funniest shit
>yfw someone from the back snorts like he's coughing up the biggest loogie.
>masturbating violently in the bottom of the classroom, next to the Anon that is vaping.
Hey, Anon, don't tell anyone I drew in the textbook.
I've got to go to my creative writing class.
Too bad the teacher forgot his fake penis today
>walk into first period class
>survey the classroom
>a few kids in the front are rushing to do their homework, water bottles filled with energy drinks beside their crumpled worksheets
>two kids in the second row are throwing pencils at one another, jokingly calling each other faggots, gaining glares from some students next to them, unamused by their antics
>a few kids in the back wearing fedoras and trenchcoats are debating a topic, seemingly pointless and stupid
>rest are either sleeping or on their phones, glancing up a few times to see if the teacher spotted them yet
>one kid in the corner catches my eye, playing on his 3DS with a face of determination, little clips of sound hardly reaching my ears
>seems as though he's playing smash
>notice the minecraft shirt on
>shrug my shoulders and glance over at the teacher, announcements now finishing up
>teacher in the front is giving me a look of both exasperation and disappointment, signaling me to sit down
>sit down in my chair, the hard wood and small frame unrelenting on my back
>take out my binder
"Alright students, pass up your work that was due today"
>flip through some pages, looking for my work
>kid behind me passes up the others work to me
>realize I had fucked around playing vidya all last night instead of doing my homework
>take the papers from the kid, noticing little doodles all over his hands
>see that their crude drawings of dicks and swears
>decide to ignore it and pass the papers up
>7/10 in front of me
>notice that her head is on the desk, small snores coming from her
>tap her on the shoulder
>she sits up, stretches, looks at me with tired eyes, bags under them
>pass her the papers
>she clues in on whats going on, takes out her homework
>teacher straightens up, and yells to grab our attention
"Today, we'll be studying and reviewing for the upcoming test on Monday"
>the entire class groans in despair, causing the teacher to smile slightly, and fix her glasses
>murmurs of distasteful threats from the trenchcoat students echo through the room
>place my head down, wishing to go home already
"Billy, you need to put your 3DS away"