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/b/, I go on runs shirtless and sometimes I get cat-called by ladies in cars and shit. Every time I turn into a potato and just kinda awkwardly smile at them. What the fuck is the correct response to being cat-called as a man?

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Whip out your phone and ask for their number
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Wink back
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>>663655388
that's rape and you know it
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>>663654902
be an adult and ignore it if they are unattractive to you. If you find them attractive try and smash?

Post pic of self OP
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>>663655331
whip out you dick and as for their number
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Just smile back, or pretend you didn't hear it.

Get some sports headphones and wear 'em regardless of whether or not they're plugged into anything and just pretend you can't hear them if they bother you.

Also use a sharpie to color your nipples black. They won't catcall any more.
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>>663654902
Whip the d out.
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>Look at them without expression
>make a show of looking them up and down
>roll eyes and do a scoffing laugh if they're close enough to hear
>or look visibly disgusted by how they look

Do anything that breaks their confidence and has them questioning whether they're pretty enough to get away with that kind of stupid shit
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>>663655555
quints
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>>663655511
Nigga you think I'm bothered by these bitches? This isn't Tumblr.

>>663655493
Okay
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Head straight to local police station and claim you were raped.

If it's rape to cat-call a woman, this is also rape.

Because men are women are equal.
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>>663655555
Checked
Nice dubs
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flip em off and call them whores and to shut the fuck up unless they're gonna give pussy right that minute.
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>>663655555
Nice quints, perfect post
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>>663654902
Whip your dick out
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>>663655555
checked
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>>663655837

>Dubs

Wut? It's quints fuccboi
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>>663654902
Stare at them angrily
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Or you could just make a pretend phone with you hand and put it up to your head and say call me. Chances are good you will swim in pussy because word will get around.

Or go say hello and introduce yourself. Be a man not a fedora tippah
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>>663655755
Nigga forget the D. Whip out your guitar and shred a bit, that should instantly get them to hop on the first dick shaped object they see.
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Just call back "Hey there", in a relaxed tone and carry on your way. Maybe chuckle too.
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>>663655804
Are you MRA or something?
It's obvious men can't be raped.
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>>663655555
quints of truth
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>>663654902
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>>663655999
observed
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