/b/ tell me how I can get with my house sitter. She's 22 I'm 17 and it will be just us in the house for a week so I wanna at least try hook up with her, so I could use some tips from you pros.
This, what the fuck I was left alone at 12 or 13.
>Call her over as you sit in couch
>>Hey, why don't you sit on this.. baby.
>Pull cock out
>Congratulations, you can now go to the police and make loads of money because she raped you, you poor 17 year old child
>Parents don't trust you to be alone at the house for week
>22 year old house sitter
God damn OP you must be a spoiled bitch that likes to drink and throw parties or your parents would have trusted you to stay home alone for a week.
Are you incapable of taking care of yourself for a week? I mean it's not hard to wash your own clothes, make some simple meals (Hell even frozen dinners or pizza and canned food is easy to make) I mean come on OP you are 17, not 12. The only other thing I can imagine is your parents must not have any trust in you at all so they keep you on a short leash, I was staying home alone when I was like 12 or 13.
Fuck you bitch, thank god for the hide post button. I LITERALLY JUST FUCKING ATE, you almost made me throw up.
Go fuck yourself you sick fuck, I would report that picture but it doesn't violate anything so fuck it.
Well I decided to look at it closer and I realized it's not an actual person's face also it seems to have teeth and shit coming out of it, can someone tell me what the fuck it's suppose to be?
summer is coming early this year
well i would say just sit next to her and act natural. if she makes any prolonged eye contact on opens her mouth just a little bit, thats the signal for you to make the first move and go in for the kiss. once she tastes your spit it's all over from there