/b/ tell me how I can get with my house sitter. She's 22

Chloroform

Wait, you still need a nanny at 17?

>>663509414
There's no way you can since you are 17 and still need a nanny

>you pros
You poor soul, who lied to you?

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>>663509796

This, what the fuck I was left alone at 12 or 13.

>>663510505
this lol

>17

MODS MODS MODS

>>663509414
17 17 17 17 17
GET EM
BAN BAN BAN BAN

>>663509414
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
UNDERAGE FAGGOT HERE
BAN BAN BAN

op pls send us some photos and we will help

>>663509414
>Call her over as you sit in couch
>>Hey, why don't you sit on this.. baby.
>Pull cock out
>???
>Congratulations, you can now go to the police and make loads of money because she raped you, you poor 17 year old child

>>663509414
I'll help at the price of photos of said nanny.

I don't think she'll be interested if you are 17 and you need a nanny ;D

>>663511192
sure, works every time

>Parents don't trust you to be alone at the house for week
>17
>22 year old house sitter
>house sitter

God damn OP you must be a spoiled bitch that likes to drink and throw parties or your parents would have trusted you to stay home alone for a week.

Are you incapable of taking care of yourself for a week? I mean it's not hard to wash your own clothes, make some simple meals (Hell even frozen dinners or pizza and canned food is easy to make) I mean come on OP you are 17, not 12. The only other thing I can imagine is your parents must not have any trust in you at all so they keep you on a short leash, I was staying home alone when I was like 12 or 13.

>>663511310
Get it, though?

>Sit on this
>Baby
>Babysitter
EH? EH? Come on man, I worked all week on the lines for this gig.

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>>663511607
Fuck you bitch, thank god for the hide post button. I LITERALLY JUST FUCKING ATE, you almost made me throw up.

Go fuck yourself you sick fuck, I would report that picture but it doesn't violate anything so fuck it.

>>663509414
17 years old virginfag with house sitter...
lol... Put a spycam on bathroom, share with /b/ros next week. This is the best option.

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>>663509414

>>663509414
Dont take no as an answer

>>663511607
That's some SCP shit right there

>>663511844
>this nigga serious?

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>>663512092
Yes I'm fucking serious, I only looked at the picture for like two seconds before hiding it, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with that person but it looks disgusting.

>>663510569
>>663510569
>>>663509796
>This, what the fuck I was left alone at 12 or 13.
>>663510569
Fuck you mean, I was leaft alone at eight

>>663509414
Do you have money? Is she a partying kinda girl?
If so, just buy some ecstacy and do some together. Very unlikely she says no. If anything start her off with some alcohol

>>663512354
>>663512092
Well I decided to look at it closer and I realized it's not an actual person's face also it seems to have teeth and shit coming out of it, can someone tell me what the fuck it's suppose to be?

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>>663511844
summer is coming early this year

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>>663511844
Why are you being so mean?

well i would say just sit next to her and act natural. if she makes any prolonged eye contact on opens her mouth just a little bit, thats the signal for you to make the first move and go in for the kiss. once she tastes your spit it's all over from there

>>663512406
You should give it a shot and inspect it more thoroughly so it could help relieve your curiosity

>>663513214
Wow. You've never even talked to a woman in your life have you