Waifu claiming thread Volume 2 simple and understandable rules:

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penis joke.
also, claim.

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Best husbando claimed.

I already claimed every single one of them.
Past, present, future.

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Claim.
Snowing like hell, isn't it?

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Hi...

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Revy claimed. Would fuck.

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>>663506249
maditory claim of c2
im gonna be in and out, saving more pics

QUESTION OF THY THREAD:
when did you wake up?
+ bonus question:
when are you planning to sleep?

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Reclaiming the Dairy Queen. Free (high quality Neapolitan flavored better than any cowtits can produce) Ice Cream for all if you bring your Waifu.

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>>663506689
Yep, lots of snow, didn't stop me from going for a jog with my dogs tho

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>>663506483
Hello there.

>>663506689
Nicht im Norden :^)

>>663506871
Hello Psycho

>>663506933
5:44am....like every Monday-Friday....

>>663507009
I want ice and i want it now

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>>663506933
Got up at 11pm hope I can get to sleep by 3am.

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>>663507149
Mein Beileid. Schnee ist weiß. Weiße Sachen sind immer schön.
>pic related

>>663507028
Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking?

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>>663506933
Woke up ~5:30, intend to go sleep ~3:00, it's 21:17 right now.

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>>663507149
I alway get the best laughs when you comment on my posts. They are just so funny.

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>>663506933
I woke up because i need to go to school and i have skipped enough school this semester, added up to over 200 lessons skipped :^). Gonna go to sleep once i get a few ranks on osu
>>663507149
Hey ho!

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>>663507587
>>663506933
whoops thought you asked why, i woke up at 4am, i have weird sleep schedules.

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>>663507501
Lithuania, straight from the Baltics.

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>>663507501
Es taut nur so schnell....

>>663507526
I take this as a compliment

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Hello from Finland! Has anyone ever been to Finland?

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Shiki claimed.

>>663506933
11am , had trouble sleeping last night though i've been trying to get my schedule back on track. These threads probably aren't helping. Probably going for 1 or 2 am.
>>663507028
What type of dog are they?

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>>663506933
About 10-10:30am today. Probably around midnight or later.

>>663506910
She kinda gives me that mm vibe i feel shed be dirty af in the bedroom

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sup

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One last try before I run

>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be handed over to me this very instant

>>663508555
>trips get
I am put to never ending shame

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>>663508591

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>>663508555

>>663508591
This is how a real man gets trips
>>663508555

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>>663508119
Siberian Laika's, had five of em, rescued one from a bullet wound, the others are three children and a father. Only three left now, gave two away since it's a lot of work to take care of five dogs.

>>663506249
>>663506483
>>663507028
>>663507149
>>663507587
>>663507724
>>663507832
>>663508001
Still not sure wth show des bitches are from

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>>663509328
KanColle or Kantai Collection

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Emi claimed
>>663506933
Woke up at around 3 pm.
Will sleep at around 5-6 am.

>>663509328
that's a lot of replies for 2 bitches

>>663509558
Exactly this aint no waifu thread sum guy jjus has a stalker obsession

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>>663509543
Her and her sister are so kawaii ^u^

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>>663509173
Wow those look beautiful, when I was younger I was pretty afraid of dogs but a close friend started to take care of 2 Irish wolfhounds and now I quite like them.

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>>663509766
Yes, i stalk 2D girls from a choponese show, i am a pedo freak who uses "liking small proportioned girls" as an excuse to fap to little children

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Claiming Ruka. Best waifu ever ^-^

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>>663510139
Yo said it not me ;)

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>>663510241
Yeah, dude brb fapping to 2d "small proportioned girls" ;)
>>663510221
Hello Ruka ! How are you and your qt waifu ?

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At least /tg/ appreciates her

>>663510531
She runs faster then sanic
> gotta go fast
> gotta go fast
> gotta go faster
> faster
> fa
> fa
> faster

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>>663510531
I'm great thanks. And Ruka is great too, but she's too shy to post here, haha

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sadly no else likes her...

>>663511133
2insaine4me

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>>663511133
Why not? She looks cute

>>663511557
Watch kill la kill you'd understand

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>>663511386

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>>663511557
She's both a bitch in the series and pretty generic.

>>663511557
Not noticing shes watching blood rain doen like its the apocalypse without a care in the world...
>>663507526

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Taihou-kun reporting!

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>>663511999

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>>663510952
Glad to hear that you're all well.

NEXT QUESTION.
What do you wear you fagget?
>>663510952
this describes me, minus the chain.

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Holo claimed!

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>>663512150

W...w...wh..what...!?

>>663512351
> holo
> oh no
She shall provide many healthy demigod wolf children

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>>663511744
I'm intrigued.jpg
>>663511907
that explains it
>>663511943
I didn't notice that post tbqh, thanks
>>663511999
Hi Taihou-chan. Don't mind me, just checking your dub-trips

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So I was sitting at my desk rewatching LWA and I thought to myself: "Damn, I wish I was a mahou shojou. I'd be cute at fuck."

>>663513007
Shittytomokofandraw/10

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>>663513404
And?

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>>663513007
They're girls and they're magicals, what more do you want?

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>>663513404

Be nice to others, Anon-kun, okay?

>>663513607

Don't mind him, Mokocchi.

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>>663506249
YOUMU HAS BEEN CLAIMED.

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>>663513607
>>663513007
Its shit

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>>663513703
magical*

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>>663510531
>>663510139
> be me
> be today
> walking down a rainy street in my shiny yellow raincoat
> pass le random rain drain
> see cute loli looking up at me
> says hey oni-chan i have free beer for you if you come over here
> a-are you sure you have free beer?
> of course I do oni-chan i have budwiser, samuel adams, hell i even have pabst
> oh o-oh kay
> walk over to the drain pipe
> 5 lolis come out of nowhere and pin me
> start to scream
> one of the lolis shoves their used panties in my mouth to keep me from screaming
> thats when i knew there was no beer
> they tear off my clothes like a zombie onslaught
> they take turns raping me
> they finally finish and leave me there naked in the street
> i cry i cry hard

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>>663507832
I guess that's one of the safest places in Europe right now.

>>663508001
Bei uns wirds bis Sonntag -7 Grad, also dürfte es noch etwas bleiben.

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>>663513839
K.

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so, is anything interesting going in now or is it just the same old boring shit?

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>>663513965
>american beer
Disgusting

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>>663514102
Same old same old

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>>663513965

> be me
> be watching bar rescue
> love the changes he does to bars
> love john taffer
> dad calls me a faggot
> proceed to cry
> dad grounds me to my room for being a crying little pussy
> that night i wake up to the sound of screaming and glasses being thrown
> see john taffer screaming at my dad about how terrible he runs this family
> john taffer forces my dad over a table
> unzips his pants and starts giving him a "stress test"
> he finishes
> my father did poorly
> john turns to me
> i knew what he wanted
> willingly pull down pants so john can renovate my young sphincter
> makes my dad watch how it's supposed to be done
> tears start rolling down my eyes from the pain but I know it will be worth it
> says my dick to ass input will be increased by 72%
> says my dick to ass ratio increase will be good for profits. Lots of married and unsatisfied men will appreciate that
> says he struggled but was worth the time and work to transform this family into a more better managed one
> john taffer is love john taffer is life
John taffer is claimed

>>663514102
We are boring asf, anon-sensei.

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>>663510598
Why do I even still post in these? None of you fucks are ever going to read Franken Fran. It's a shame, really

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>>663513965
>>663514181
Milk > alcohol.

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>>663514278
shame.
imma feed my cat, be 2 mins

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Claimed

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>>663514630
Post pictures

>>663514582
Milk can lead to kidney stones female hormones beer jus makes you feel good :D

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>>663514555
Those trips might convince a person or two.

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>>663514630
>>663514764

Admiral has a cat too!

He says it's very lucky for the base to have one.

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>>663514555
Is it worth the read anon?

>>663514816
Alcoholic pls.

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>>663514555
Sorry I don't really like manga
>>663514996
Also post pictures.

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>>663514582
Alcoholic Milk!

>>663514996
>>663512150
What show is this

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>>663514582
This.
>Broteins
>Minerals
>Tastes great

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>>663515235

>>663515488

Kantai Collection, it's a game though there's an anime.

>>663515579
WTH WERE YOUR BORN IN THE MIDDLE OF A MINE FIELD OR SOMETHING?!?!

>>663515846
What's the show called plz tell me it's dubbed

>>663515928
Were you born retarded?

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>>663515846
C U T E
U
T
E

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>>663514764
would but no cam
its the reason i dont partisipate in "faces of /b/" threads
>>663514996
yea, they are usually banned in military bases

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>>663515928
holy crap dude, you are hilarious.
suscribed.

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I am hallow-kun
> claimed

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>>663516165
>Kantai Collection
Read,nigga.

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>>663516165
Space Battleship Yamato 2199

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>>663516273
r u claiming that
wow
you-why- JUST LEAVE

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>>663516526
Yes, this!

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>>663516231

>>663516303

Thanks Youmu-chan, people has a hard time reading it seems.

>>663516537
> 2016
> not madly in love with the queen of annihilation
> G T F O

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>>663516916
>2016
>liking teen bait anime
>no you

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>>663517067
Code geass was teen bait too, they even had to change broadcast schedule and tone down sexual content for r2.

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>>663517067
> when cc dies after becoming mortal
in code geass goes to hell
> mfw my waifu rules over your waifus eternal soul

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>>663515089
Yes. The horror end up taking backstage to dark comedy. She ends up making dozens of karmen riders, accidentally makes the Flying Spaghetti monster, makes living mascots for a theme park, and even makes an unending clone army

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>>663517388
yes but not to the extent that hdxd is. it has every breast type possible and every character type + the main char is a pervy teen that would never get a girl irl

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>>663517450
c2 never became mortal

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Miho Claimed

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>>663517790
> has near death experience every other episode in order to protect femanon hotties
> would never get girls itl
So i guess you also think cops, fire fighters, and war vets dont get pussy either?

>>663517450
Dies kek. Bitch was in the trenches of ww2

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>>663518201
rias loved him before any of that, just hid it from all classmates. explain that

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Are we thrash talking hdxd ?
hdxd a shit.

>>663517790
>>663518061
> tfw loulou staged his death at the end of r2
HES STILL ALIVE DAMN IT

>>663518513
Love at first sight
> implying it dosnt exist

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>>663511133
>Falling in love with living alien clothing.

Ayy lmao. For crazy waifu, no one beats Minatsuki. Also, claimed.

>>663518788
Lol no. She is taking to him in the other world.