Who's the most intimidating man alive, /b/? My vote goes

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me motherfucker,,,,me,,,,

>>663496637
kek

>>663495674
We talkin all time or current?

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>>663495674

>>663495674
Muscular people aren't intimidating at all. I could run circles around the geared up freaks. Then I'd kick him in the nuts and hed get cancer from all the test he's on. He's too heavy, no way he's fit enough to keep up with me. Anyone with a gun is infinitely more intimidating.

But if we are going weapons free it would have to be a naturally jacked fit african jungler. They're too dumb to know that white people are superior and he's strong from a life of holding down women and animals to fuck.

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>>663495674
Fedor hands down

>>663497110
>alive

You tell me.

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Putin.He got looks moves and nukes.

>>663497342
He keeps up with Mcgregor where he's just screwing around, you unfit fuck. I'm sure he would have no problem keeping up with you considering his life revolves around working out

>>663497342
Keep dreaming

>>663495674

One of those strongmen guys thats even stronger than him went into the UFC but got pwned by Tim Sylvia pretty fast.

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>>663497655

Vladimir Putin is a very poor example of a leader. He's homophobic, which means that his fear of what he doesn't understand manifests itself in other ways, such as the need to control what others think and do and, one would imagine, infrequent bouts of rage. It would also come as a complete lack of surprise to me, if he was also impotent.

Such a pathetic, fearful manlet (and possible latent-homosexual) in control of one of the world's most-powerful nations, presents a veritable threat indeed to not only neighbouring countries, but the entire world.

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This might open your eyes a little.

>>663497758

spot the faggot in this thread

>>663497758
>Doesn't support gay marriage
>Must be homophobe

>>663497342

>i know how to fight because i watch a lot of fighting movies and play fighting games!

>>663497928
>I have functional strength
Gtfo fag

>>663498096
Have you checked if your dick is still somewhere among that hairy fat of yours?

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You see that huge black dude on the right... yea, that guy.

>>663497928
Thing is: Thor has the 2 body type, you dumb fuck

>>663497679
No idea who McGregor is. Or who the wimp in OP is. Can he run a mile under 5min? Not a chance with all that mass. Weights is not fitness. Cardio is. If he tried to fight me, id get his heart beating so hard, hed have a heart attack from his anabolics

>>663495674

yeh but a .45 to his brain would still kill him.

intimidation shouldn't have to be about height and muscles....it should be about power.

>>663497928
the orange color is skin paint you fucktard
and waist size is fucking genetic plus a strong man can get a v shape just because he have fucking huge lats.
A bodybuilder is basically a strongman cutting. Maybe not the same 1RM for the training are not the sames, but bodybuilders lift heavy shits aswell, greatest example Ronnie Coleman.

>>663498407
I'd kill him with my bear hands.

>>663498581


>bitter manlet detected

>>663498543
What? You're raging over the fact that your little boy waify wasn't on the list? How sad, I never would have posted that if I had known.

>>663495674

He's a beast for sure. Anyone with that type of build is intimidating for sure. Fighting any normal sized person would feel like wrestling with a child.

>>663498047
I'm only trained in muay thai but that should be sufficient when he's on the ground gasping for air from trying to keep up with me

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>>663497928
>References
>Clint Eastwood and Iggy Pop

kek

>>663498581

The end result is the same, either you get shot or brutally beaten by a monster you are fearing death/injury.

>>663498626
What ever the fuck you're even trying to say...

Clay Akin, I'd hate to be stuck alone in a room with him.

>>663495674
Santa, the judgmental bastard

>>663495674
conan stevens would rape that manlet.

>>663498976

The guy is trained as well you dipshit. Your weak ass couldn't even wind him. He'd feel like he was fighting a small infant.

>>663498735
HAHAHAHAAA... not even if you had swords in those hands would you be able to last 10 secs with the monstrosity that is Jon Bones Fucking Jones. Go sit down little boy

A drunk chuck Idelle

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>>663498626
what

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>>663498735
>bear hands
you mean these anon?

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>>663497403
Fedor is beastmode, his brother is probably more intimidating though because that motherfucker is actually insane.

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>>663499399

>>663499099
dubs of truth

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>>663497655 Putin is a really nice guy though, so I don't think he's all that intimidating. I think >>663498581 is the most correct and I believe it's more about an immediate response rather than any total one. Baphomet as well as other entities of hell or space are pretty intimidating as a whole though.

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>>663495674
I am. 7'0 master race.
pic related, it's me

>>663499517
> Intimidating
> Getting KTFO by the much smaller man Dan Henderson
Pick one.

>>663499517
good scene, good movie

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6'8"
350lbs
"The Nightmare"

>>663498545
What in the actual fuck does him running a mile in under 5 minutes have to do with him fighting? A good amount of UFC fighters can't run that either, you idiot. You can run and run away from him all he has to do is sit there while you run away and not waste his energy, and when you get near him he will destroy you

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my dad when he's drunk

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This man

>>663497758

I'm sure you don't suffer from fear or such things that these extremely powerful people do, right? I'm sure you could teach Putin how to be a real beast and how to rule a fucked up superpower like Russia.

>>663500077
>6'8"
>350lbs
>"The Nightmare"
>3" dong

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>>663499745 fyi that includes death, which probably intimidates basically everyone, but he's also a nice person.

>>663499343
Hahaha look at him. He's a tall fat fuck. He has 0 Cardio. Put him in a ring with me and id shatter the wimpy meathead harder than id shatter your delusions.

>>663499373
this nigger literally lost to Matt fucking Hamil

>>663499373
That guy cant fight at all. Go elsewhere to cry.

>>663499788
ayy lmao

>>663500170

Didn't you hear? All athletes that play sports that requires strength stick to a strict routine of long distance running and yoga because lifting heavy makes you a giant softy.

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>>663500220
Accompanying pic

>>663500268
we're not talking about whose dick you'd suck

>>663495674
When Howlin Wolf was alive, he scared lots of white people with just his voice.

>>663500614
Projecting much?

>>663500448

You seem pretty delusional I'd bet you'd cry like the bitch you are and run away which is an excellent use of your awesome cardio.

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does anyone know this guy's name ?

>>663500813
>oh look, i'm trying to get off the topic of discussion and trying to save my ass coz i made no fucking contribution in the thread and rather chose to troll
nice try faggot

>>663500918
Rich Piana

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These two fuckers. Any strong man can kill you with his bare hands. Plus we all die someday so why be afraid.

>inb4 edgelord

These oldfarts just say the word and you can be ruined financially, assassinated, or otherwise ruined with no recourse to them. Literal godlike power.

>>663500918
Rich Piana

>>663500918
Rich Synthol

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This guy, Adam Scherr. Sure, pro wrestler, whatever, but my God is he scary.

>>663499801
Joe Son went 0-4 in mma but I'd still probably find him very intimidating in person because hes a demented rapist & murderer. That same shit applies to Alexander imo, getting nuked by a Hendo right hand doesn't make a person less intimidating either it just means they are mortal.

>>663498545

Here you go, you keyboard fighter. This is Mcgregor a top 10 p4p fighter in the world, with the man in OP's picture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig [Embed]

This is a man without a doubt more athletic and far superior to you when it comes to fighting, going against the man in OP's pic. Fighting doesn't involve you running a track. You have to stand toe to toe, you would get fucked. I can't believe you are actually stupid enough to believe what you are saying

>>663500615
HAHAHA THAT SLUG IS SUPPOSED TO INTIMIDATE ME?

He swings like a fuckin turtle holy shit I didn't realize he was that bad. You all must be complete fat fucks if you're scared of that.

He wears skinny jeans and walks like a retard. He's not fit enough to have the footwork I have. While he's dawdling like a retarded penguin, id run a 360 around him and slug him in the back

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>>663497342

>>663501162
>>663501204

>>663500448

See >>663500615

You probably couldn't even hit the guys chin, so good luck with those body shots.

>>663501010
I think all that buggery is getting you butt hurt

>>663495674
STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.

>>663497604
Lol being a body builder to ridiculous portions doesn't make him intimidating. He can probably barely move and will suffer a heart attack before he's 50

>>663501349
i dont even care much about your pointless converfuckinsations and responses, but im addicted to fucking swearing

>>663501204

You suck at trolling you just sound like a massive idiot who's never even been in a fight. But I guess the jokes on us right?

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>>663501148
The fact he's a pro wrestler is irrelevant. He's only been a wrestler for a few months and he was a strongman before that.

Plus, there's plenty of wrestlers who are legit scary, like pic related.

>>663497342
So basically you wouldn't be intimidated because you'd run away screaming like a 4 year old hoping he'd slip over on the river of piss and diarrhoea you'd be leaving in your wake?

>>663495674

hes a beast but he's like a teddy bear.

>>663495674
Met him once at a ren faire. Enourmous dude, but hes got one weakness. He is a ~nordic~ strongman, and temperatures over 85 degrees farenheit are anathema to him. So fight him on a hot day and you're fine.

>>663501788
and cm punk who has never lost in MMA, what a guy!

>>663501204
Trolling skills are too good man

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>>663495674
This guy. Hands down.

>>663497604
>>663501589
he's got lots of fat over and in those muscles. and those tattoos look ridiculous

>>663499947
Source?

>>663497928
>strongmen are steroid free
>look at Iggy Pop, such strongman
>hurr durr
>derp

>>663501788
Theres always that stigma of 'kek, wrestlers cant fight kek' that goes on. And yes, Brock is scary, but that damn sword tat kinda ruins it. Still wouldn't want to face him in a dark alley.

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>>663501788
Fun fact, despite Mark Henry's somewhat flabby appearance, he might be one of the most legitimately strong people who has for a 100% known fact never taken steroids ( no steroids has been his mantra since he started lifting as a kid )

>>663497403
yes

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This britbong

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>>663502149
entirely to phallic

>>663502243
repeat >>663500077

>>663502082
Muscles don't pop like that with a layer of fat. Also you don't have fat in your muscles. Now he DOES kind of look like a synthoil user.

>>663499070
>>663499406
he's saying that bodybuilders have functional strength, like Ronnie Coleman dumbbell pressing 200lbs per hand for 12 reps.

>>663501995
Nice fallacy bro

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Pic related I'm on the left

No one in this thread intimidated me. They're all too heavy and fat to keep up. I could wear high heels and dance around any of them.

The highest threats are wrestlers. Wrestlers know how to fight and can have you on the ground bleeding in seconds.

But these ufc "fighters" have no form, awful footwork, 0 endurance and are clueless at fighting. Throw any one of them in a cage with me- no rules and id knock him out in under 8minutes. That's a guarantee. You could even give him a knife and id show you morons how to disarm a geared up faggot who's all show. Mass means nothing when you don't know how to fight. 100% of these ufc fairies would get BTFO by thai kickboxers.

>>663502225
Didn't he officially become the world's strongest man at one point? I'm guessing he's lost that record now

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>>663500530

>>663495674
Idk kev abu al bakdadi seem very scary

>>663502243
See how his neck shoulders appear to be trying to swallow his neck? Thats a sure sign of the 'roids. Things crow much more proportionally when done correctly.

>>663502451
Precision beats power and timing beats speed, you show them champ!

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This guy probably could have been if he wasn't so damn nice to everyone IRL.
> 7'4
> usually in the 400 lb range
> ugly as fuck

>>663500918
Rick Panini

>>663502451

Wrestlers are just closet fags who couldn't come out in high school. It's literally two guys dry humping for 3 minutes.

>>663502528
Ya, he still holds world records in the squat, deadlift and total (cause fuck bench-press)

>>663495674
>synthoil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SobAPTAAX1s

>>663502550
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksandr_Karelin
>Especially the "Injuries" section, and the fact that he still won Olympic gold

>>663502451
I don't think you're chase

>>663501162

Street fight. No rules.
Stomp the instep while coming in with a viscious upper cut.
17/17 street encounters i'v had, it's never failed me. Skinny fast prick, big muscle head, fat lazy fuck, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE gets knocked out when you take their mobility and hit them on the button.

Or you could just stab them up or shoot them if you're not into fucking around.

Strength is nothing. Technique technique technique. And do you have the heart to follow through?

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>>663502698
>André once drank 156 16-US-fluid-ounce (470 ml) beers in one sitting

>>663501204
>id run a 360 around him and slug him in the back
I don't think he'd notice that..

>>663502451
>this catches the fish

>>663502973
>17/17 street encounters i'v had,
Guys i found the 12 year old in the thread. Can i get my prize now?

>>663501162
>>663502973

ITT: Trolls trolling trolls.

>>663502922
Also holds a Ph.D.

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You anons have given me much to fap to. Thank you.

>>663497342
>anyone with a gun is infinitely more intimidating
/thread

>>663502973

The nose and chin are the worst parts to go for on a human body, you don't know shit.

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has to be the Kaz. The man is an intimidating beast, even in his old age.

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>>663502082
>he's got lots of fat over and in those muscles

>>663498626
>but bodybuilders lift heavy shits as well
Not really. Ronnie is a major exception. Look at Jay Cutler's squats sometime. His working sets are just over 200 lbs.

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>>663500481
Sure, "lost" - Bones could have inserted his dong into Hamill's mouth if he wanted to, and poor Matt would have taken it.

>>663500220
yup

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Him.

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>>663502698
If we are reaching back into time Angus MacAskill was the largest verified non-giant who ever lived and could lift in excess of 2000lbs, more then anyone today has been able to.

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>>663503021
>Wilt Chamberlain, Ahnold, and Andre

>>663502644
That's actually not a sign of roids at all. Ofcourse he is on roids, but that isn't a sign of it.

That's from synthol or just shoulder/trap genetics

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>>663503771

Arnold is a manlet

>>663498019
Makes it illeagal to talk publicly about homosexuality being something positive.

>>663499788
Its Peter La Anguila

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>>663503776
>genetics

>>663503602

Not the chin bone nessecarily, but you want to accelerate that fuckers entire skull at a speed he wasn't expecting. You want to concuss the brain on the inside of the skull. You use the jaw as a leverage point.

Nose is one a temporary blind to set up for a hook.

If you really want to fuck someone's day up. Most people don't know how to breathe ontop of their core, you can smash their diaphragm and mid section in and take the air out of them. No air, no fight.

Stomping the foot or going straight for the knee is great too. Take the mobility out and just create distance again. Then you can comfortable exit the scene while listening to them bitch about 'Dirty Fighting'.

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>>663503771

>>663504238
I love these kinds of pics.

>>663502304
meh, got ugly tattoos and probably thinks it was god who made him famous.

>>663497403
who is this?
from a show?

>>663502451
>mass means nothing
>I'm not scared of weapons

well, go fight a Kodiak bear, then. No problem.

>>663497997
>>663498019
>>663500263
faggot niggers nigging faggot cocks. get back to living in your sad shit buildings

>>663504318
Xd im so random i just made it hahahaha

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>>663502451
>Mass means nothing
>wut is weight classes

>>663503776
u best be trolling

>>663503758
That's nothing i heard of this guy, noah i think his name was, who managed to get two of every species on the planet into a single boat!

Without real evidence those assertions are baseless and are typical of the exaggerations of the time.

>>663503631
are you still fagging around with this? nigs gonna nig

>>663504199

But this ain't back in the day nigga. We're blasting niggas for that shit now.
The world star movement really forgot about Biggie's message. I'll fucking shoot you if you try starting anything with me.

>>663503916
>Andre is 7'4 you cuck

>>663504370
haha thanks! mind if I post it on 9gag? I'll credit you of course! name?

>>663504350
Bears are agile and quick on their feet because they are naturally massive. Roided meatheads only got so big unnaturally and are not equipped to move like a fit person. A bear would murder me but I promise a ufc fairy would not.

>>663497170
/thread

>>663504452

I feel like having opposite weight classes fight would just lead to boring long ass matches. Light weight would win just because they could hit the bigger guy more often.

>>663504346

Fagor. The greatest of all time, in cum guzzling. You don't wanna fuck with him. His special attack is vomiting cum all over you.

>>663504663
you realize the average ufc fighter does 10 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats, and 10km running every single day?

>>663497700
This mother fucked talking sylvie and pwning. The fuck year is this again?

>>663504632
>>663504370

You know that you're just circlejerking between you two right? Nobody else is buying it or even thinks it's funny.,

knock it off. faggots.

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Just you and him in a dark alley...

>ITT: people who can't spot intramuscular fat

>>663504921
One eye on the goal, one eye on the soul.

>>663504881
Saitama? Im fucking running now mang.

>>663504632
tEh m0nk3y of m1r4clez

I feel like I'm the only one still taking OP seriously. George Foreman and Ron Lyle - either one of these guys could make any of the faggots in this thread piss themselves just by asking them directions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SzlHZH8A0M

>>663504199
You do know in a bareknuckle fight you're more likely to break your hand then their head right? Also you're strategy relies on getting close to someone, while saying you need to not get close to them. Paradox!

>>663497700
the only 3 men in the world who can remotely claim to be stronger than Hafthor are Brian Shaw, Zydrunas Savickas, and Eddie Hall.

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>>663500268
i lold

>>663500918

He's a huge faggot not to mention a total pussy.

Roided the fuck up like mad.

>>663504918
welcome to 4chan, retard.

>>663503628
wut

he'd do squats after leg extensions, leg presses, hacksquats and vertical leg presses -and then do sets of 10 with some 300lbs.

>>663499373
>I'm a faggot and I'm hungry for nigger dick
That's literally what you said, Anon.

President Barack Obama
He will destroy your face if you cross him!

>>663504921

/thread

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>>663502908
Eddie Hall is the new deadlift record holder

>>663505343
i heard it too. hes a faggot fuck that guy

>>663497170
looks like he can crush diamonds inbetween his fingers

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>>663504559

see

>>663504238

You fucking retard. If Andre was 7'4" it would've said 7'4". You're just mad because you're a fucking manlet and your height starts with 5'. Also Wilt is taller than him but his height in the Nigger Ball Association says he was 7'1". Niggers and Liars have no credibility.

>>663504881
>100squats a day and a few miles of jogging is intimidating
Topkek anon, are you also afraid of the 400 pounders on the biggest loser?
I have rode up some of the steepest mountains in the world with a 30kilo load on my bike. When any ufc faggot can Everest let me know. Until then, I'll be laughing at how obese fanboys defend such obvious weaklings

>>663497758
Russian "homophobia" actually comes from a desire to have Russians reproduce. They need to shore up their numbers after 50 years of being killed off.

>>663500268
>being this insecure about having weak muscles and a girly frame

>>663505113

In the art of war (Martial Art), it's all situational. Do what works given for the situation.
Every other possible point to be made is moot (not the faggot, but faggoty).

Depends on how well you condition yourself. Depends on how psycho you are in the head.
Weapon? No Weapon? Environment? Opponent? Too many variables to actually say it works out like that every time.

Be aware, be reactive, when you attack, attack, when you dodge, dodge. Nothing else matters.
If you're going to run, then make sure a Tiger has trouble keeping up. If you're going to kill a man, then make sure his breath stops as well as his heart.

Edgy 12 year old new faggot from tumblr and myspace out.

>>663505461
Dat grip strength

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>>663505541
lol at actual autism

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The Penguin.

>>663497758
>everyone who hates gays is a gay
>Faggots believe they will scare men off with this tumblr propaganda

>>663502225
you say that as if not taking steroids is a good thing.

i am much more impressed by guys that do everything they can to become stronger, as long as they survive it.

steroid user > no steroid user > dead people

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>>663505865

lol at actual downs syndrome

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>>663503758
>>663504507
He was probably nearer 7 foot than 7'9 simply by using his little friend as an example.
In that picture the other person is described as 'average man' and at the time, 1850s, the average male height was around 5'5. The average human head height is approximate 8.5 inches and angus there is approx 2 head heights taller than shortass there meaning his total height is only around 5'5+8.5+8.5 or 6'11 ish.

>>663502451

>100% of these ufc fairies would get BTFO by thai kickboxers.

>mfw "thai kickboxers"

try calling a nak muay a "kickboxer" and see how far you get before he smashes your face in

y'all fags need to read the sticky

>>663506096
Being stronger does not mean you'll survive better you red pill faggot. Take all the roids you want pussy. The ricin I slipped into your coffee will still kill you before you even know who I am.

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Mr Boyka

>>663506504
He wouldn't smash anything as I know how to defend myself. Id call him a faggot candyass fairy and itd take me 2 minutes to have him crying like an infant.

>>663506096

Anyone taking suppliments and steroids as they were intended will ALWAYS be stronger than the natural vegan faggot who only uses his own body weight as resistance. That's a fact.

BUT. A fight has little to do with strength. It has to do with.... Who wants to live more, who is willing to kill for their life.
If I cut your ligament with a well placed slash along the inside of the elbo or where the pectoral connects with the arm, you're not generating ANY power. Period. Am I willing to do so to preserve my life? You bet your fucking nigger's dead uncle I am.

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Nothing is scarier than a man who does not give a fuck and has nothing to lose

Honestly any special forces from any country on the planet would be the most intimidating. Chances are they've killed people and even done it in close combat. A lot of these people are big and strong but they aren't trained to kill in the easiest way possible.

>>663504346

He is an MMA fighter. Guy was a monster when he fought though I think he retired now

>>663506784

Aaaaaaw, aren't you precious! sure you would champ :)

>>663502451

>thai kickboxing

Did you create your own faggot sport?

>>663506670

Faggot actor with 0% viable real fight experience.

>>663506876
Give that type of person a gun and it doesn't matter how big or strong they are that's for sure

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bitch pls

>>663506821
>I suck on titty juice
>I like estrogen in my food
>I enjoy meat in my mouth
Yeah vegans are the faggots.

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>>663506764

>>663500918
Rich panini

>>663505935
People not furries

>>663507197

Where'd you get that from? Read past the 1st line? Or did you even read the 1st line properly?

You really must like sucking cock anon. I think they have pills for that, I wouldn't know, don't suck them myself. You should seek group therapy. There are a few clans of negros willing to help you out with your love of the dick.

>>663507197
Now how to spot the vegan?

They'll tell you within the first 30 seconds of meeting you. They only talk about being vegan as a way of trying to make up for not having a personality.

>>663507583
>can't defend myself
>name calling makes me feel cool

>>663497928
both of these body types are on gear and spend thousands of hours at the gym

>>663503626
kek'd

>>663507958
Know how to spot a 14year old homosexual? They play spot the vegan tumblr games.

>>663508141
Seems I struck a nerve. A frail, malnourished, chemically-imbalanced nerve.

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>>663495674
Jonah falcon

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>>663495674
Hafthor breaks bone
Get 2 bones
Skeleton never lose

>>663508530
HOLY FUCK THAT KNEECAP

>>663502451
Zoey 101 kek

>>663508671
Quaid....start the reactor...

>>663508355
>estrogen and growth hormones in food at every meal
>vegans are chemically imbalanced

>>663508370
ahahaha kek'd

roll bb

ITT: Faggot anons fantasizing about wrasslers.

>>663508370
Isn't that the dude with the horse cock ?

>>663508833
Nice double dubs

>>663508888
Fucking Check'd

>>663508888
Nice quads and yes he is the biggest cock on earth

>>663498839
You do realize that Thor is Bjornsson, right? Fucking idiot

>>663504110
Being Russian and knowing gay people this is simply not true.
>>663497758
stay mad you have an inferior leader lol

>>663508370
Win...just thinking about going to the toilet with him makes me feel unconfortable

>>663509142
Don't you mean he HAS the biggest and not IS the biggest. Because Martin Shkreli IS the biggest cock.

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>>663508761

>>663497758
Why is it so wrong to have an opinion? You stupid mother fucking cuck. He holds to his values. Who are you to say what is right or wrong? Fuck you kid. People who follow everyone else's opinions are no longer people. Kill yourself pig.

>>663500918
roided up faggot with tattoos #995435

>>663495674
And his name is

　 JO
　　　 O
　　　　 O
　　　　　o
　　　　　 o
　　　　　o
　　　　 。
　　　 。
　　　.
　　　.
　　　 .
　　　　HN CENA!!!

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>>663500448

>>663506955

he came back on new years, tko'd some indian can in the first round

>>663498545
Funny thing is, no one would care to chase after you. You take pride in running from a fight? Your daddy didn't raise you right boy.

>>663502451
wtf are you talking about kid
You couldn't resist one single punch coming from me and I only did 4 years of boxing.
Imagine what any ufc fighter can do to you after moping the floor with your anus

>>663509437
No i mean he is the biggest cock cause his dick is so big that it 's the main protagonist. It's not Jonah that owns the dick but the cock that owns Jonah. Jonah falcon is the legal name of the dick, the man it's just an appendage of the penis

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>>663504921

>>663510402
Top kek m8

>>663495674
looks like i can easily outrun him tbh

>>663497604
>bodybuilder
>intimidating
pick one

>>663510719
>outrun
Fucking coward

>>663508530
fully embracing anorexia and tim burton as a lifestyle

>>663495674
Anyone that served in Special Forces.

>>663511076

Okay

Punch him in the groin and then in the throat.

Whole lot of good that muscle will be doing him when he can't breathe.

>>663510402
Zozzle

>>663500918
Wealthy Piano

>>663511076
>run away
>100% chance of survival
>come back and shoot him later

>stay and fight
>100% chance of death
>no more fucking bitches or getting money because ur ded

retard

>>663509779
nice

>>663497170
Looks like he's wearing a mask a la handsome Jack

>>663497758

>ex KGB
>has personally killed people
>controls one of the world's most powerful nations.
>controls one of the world's most powerful nations.
>CONTROLS ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL NATIONS
>Isn't afraid to say homosexual people should not be married
>Has the balls to confront and defy other superpowers such as China and USA.

sounds pretty intimidating to me

>>663511586
It's USA everyone has a gun. Since he's rich he likely has more guns than you do. Instant win in all scenarios.

>>663495674
I'd make him my bitch

>>663503090
top kek

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>>663511195
I would like to fuck her just to break her bones and while cumming i'll scream "I am the Pumpkin King! HA! HA! HA! HA!"

>>663500918
Max Res

>>663512275
She's probably into that I bet. You need to look like pic tho.

>>663512106
>more guns means more deadly
SHIGGYDIGGY

>>663506670
faggot teenager detected

>>663512051
>Has the balls to confront and defy other superpowers such as China and USA.

Makes him popular with the majority of russian people. We don't actually know wether he is pro or anti gay. He probably doesn't give any shits.

Ok thanks guys was fun shit posting in here and good job OP for massive troll collective.

>>663511586
This
>>663512106
You will die anyway at least die with honor

>>663497758
iirc speaking against homosexuality is practically a necessity of being a political figure in Russia, as most of the population has a rabid hatred of homosexual acts. So his stance as such may not reflect his actual personal opinions. I'm pretty sure he also doesn't really like to ride horses shirtless but photo-ops like that are enough to trick cyka fags into thinking he's a manly beast fucker.

I still wouldn't want to fuck with him though

>>663512222
You genuinely need to kill yourself.

>>663506386

>>663512223

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>>663502451
>mfw i realise that you probably just googled "teens hanging out" to make it look like you have friends
>mfw you are probably a pathetic virgin loser in your mom's basement

probably falling for shit bait but fuck it, yolo man

>>663512679
Honor means shit when if you are dead. I'll take the high road if I can survive and reap the rewards of bravery.

>>663512484
>You need to look like pic tho
Or rape her since she doesn't have the strength to fight

>>663495674
That guy is my close cousin

>>663505461
That's a hearty mole on his belly

>>663495674
looks like a chubby bearded baby

>>663512222
Quads reporting in!

>>663513031

hommi

>>663506516
Chill Mr. Coolguy

For real why are so many fags here lately

>>663512106
>preteen jihadist armed with a pipe gun kills more well-supplied military than an average 'Murican gun cultist

News at 11!

>>663500918
Razor Ramone

>>663512842
There are two types of people on this site, loser virgins and liars.

>>663500530
Yesss, Aleksandr Karelin. Fucking savage.

>>663495674

He is my lifting idol.

>>663497403

he's a one in a million fighter. fedor is just a legend.

>>663505461
>literally blood and sweat pouring out of him from lifting so much
>face an even mix of concentration and condescension

This is one scary mf. This is the kind of dude who could flip a car if he felt like it. He's probably also super chill though.

>>663513388
And which are you?

>>663504782
Unfortunately, though there are exceptions to the general rule, a good bigger man beats a good smaller man more often than not.
This is why there are weight classes in fights.

>>663513420
Looks like hes jerking the guy off

>>663512637
My high mind completely fucked that post up. Was supposed to be an answer to >>663497758 about Putin being anti-gay

>>663513572
The same as you faggot

>>663497170

Isnt this that 7 foot 4 boxer guy? ... I cant remember his name or wtf happened to him. I remember he was going to try Amerifat heavy weight like 5 years ago and havent heard anything since.

>>663502973
go to bed

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>>663512877
>Honor means shit =/= reap the rewards of bravery
Choose one faggot

>>663511540
underrated post

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>>663502451
Did you at least enjoy class with Zoey?

>>663495674
Im 6'9 and 350 but somehow not built like that. I ll vote with OP

>>663513710
So you 're a fucking pedo?

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These guys, seal team six operators.