Who's the most intimidating man alive, /b/?
My vote goes to Hafthor, 6'9" of strength
Muscular people aren't intimidating at all. I could run circles around the geared up freaks. Then I'd kick him in the nuts and hed get cancer from all the test he's on. He's too heavy, no way he's fit enough to keep up with me. Anyone with a gun is infinitely more intimidating.
But if we are going weapons free it would have to be a naturally jacked fit african jungler. They're too dumb to know that white people are superior and he's strong from a life of holding down women and animals to fuck.
Putin.He got looks moves and nukes.
He keeps up with Mcgregor where he's just screwing around, you unfit fuck. I'm sure he would have no problem keeping up with you considering his life revolves around working out
Vladimir Putin is a very poor example of a leader. He's homophobic, which means that his fear of what he doesn't understand manifests itself in other ways, such as the need to control what others think and do and, one would imagine, infrequent bouts of rage. It would also come as a complete lack of surprise to me, if he was also impotent.
Such a pathetic, fearful manlet (and possible latent-homosexual) in control of one of the world's most-powerful nations, presents a veritable threat indeed to not only neighbouring countries, but the entire world.
You see that huge black dude on the right... yea, that guy.
No idea who McGregor is. Or who the wimp in OP is. Can he run a mile under 5min? Not a chance with all that mass. Weights is not fitness. Cardio is. If he tried to fight me, id get his heart beating so hard, hed have a heart attack from his anabolics
the orange color is skin paint you fucktard
and waist size is fucking genetic plus a strong man can get a v shape just because he have fucking huge lats.
A bodybuilder is basically a strongman cutting. Maybe not the same 1RM for the training are not the sames, but bodybuilders lift heavy shits aswell, greatest example Ronnie Coleman.
>Clint Eastwood and Iggy Pop
Fedor is beastmode, his brother is probably more intimidating though because that motherfucker is actually insane.
>>663497655 Putin is a really nice guy though, so I don't think he's all that intimidating. I think >>663498581 is the most correct and I believe it's more about an immediate response rather than any total one. Baphomet as well as other entities of hell or space are pretty intimidating as a whole though.
I am. 7'0 master race.
pic related, it's me
What in the actual fuck does him running a mile in under 5 minutes have to do with him fighting? A good amount of UFC fighters can't run that either, you idiot. You can run and run away from him all he has to do is sit there while you run away and not waste his energy, and when you get near him he will destroy you
I'm sure you don't suffer from fear or such things that these extremely powerful people do, right? I'm sure you could teach Putin how to be a real beast and how to rule a fucked up superpower like Russia.
>>663499745 fyi that includes death, which probably intimidates basically everyone, but he's also a nice person.
Didn't you hear? All athletes that play sports that requires strength stick to a strict routine of long distance running and yoga because lifting heavy makes you a giant softy.
These two fuckers. Any strong man can kill you with his bare hands. Plus we all die someday so why be afraid.
These oldfarts just say the word and you can be ruined financially, assassinated, or otherwise ruined with no recourse to them. Literal godlike power.
This guy, Adam Scherr. Sure, pro wrestler, whatever, but my God is he scary.
Joe Son went 0-4 in mma but I'd still probably find him very intimidating in person because hes a demented rapist & murderer. That same shit applies to Alexander imo, getting nuked by a Hendo right hand doesn't make a person less intimidating either it just means they are mortal.
Here you go, you keyboard fighter. This is Mcgregor a top 10 p4p fighter in the world, with the man in OP's picture
This is a man without a doubt more athletic and far superior to you when it comes to fighting, going against the man in OP's pic. Fighting doesn't involve you running a track. You have to stand toe to toe, you would get fucked. I can't believe you are actually stupid enough to believe what you are saying
HAHAHA THAT SLUG IS SUPPOSED TO INTIMIDATE ME?
He swings like a fuckin turtle holy shit I didn't realize he was that bad. You all must be complete fat fucks if you're scared of that.
He wears skinny jeans and walks like a retard. He's not fit enough to have the footwork I have. While he's dawdling like a retarded penguin, id run a 360 around him and slug him in the back
STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.
The fact he's a pro wrestler is irrelevant. He's only been a wrestler for a few months and he was a strongman before that.
Plus, there's plenty of wrestlers who are legit scary, like pic related.
So basically you wouldn't be intimidated because you'd run away screaming like a 4 year old hoping he'd slip over on the river of piss and diarrhoea you'd be leaving in your wake?
Met him once at a ren faire. Enourmous dude, but hes got one weakness. He is a ~nordic~ strongman, and temperatures over 85 degrees farenheit are anathema to him. So fight him on a hot day and you're fine.
Theres always that stigma of 'kek, wrestlers cant fight kek' that goes on. And yes, Brock is scary, but that damn sword tat kinda ruins it. Still wouldn't want to face him in a dark alley.
Fun fact, despite Mark Henry's somewhat flabby appearance, he might be one of the most legitimately strong people who has for a 100% known fact never taken steroids ( no steroids has been his mantra since he started lifting as a kid )
Pic related I'm on the left
No one in this thread intimidated me. They're all too heavy and fat to keep up. I could wear high heels and dance around any of them.
The highest threats are wrestlers. Wrestlers know how to fight and can have you on the ground bleeding in seconds.
But these ufc "fighters" have no form, awful footwork, 0 endurance and are clueless at fighting. Throw any one of them in a cage with me- no rules and id knock him out in under 8minutes. That's a guarantee. You could even give him a knife and id show you morons how to disarm a geared up faggot who's all show. Mass means nothing when you don't know how to fight. 100% of these ufc fairies would get BTFO by thai kickboxers.
This guy probably could have been if he wasn't so damn nice to everyone IRL.
> usually in the 400 lb range
> ugly as fuck
Street fight. No rules.
Stomp the instep while coming in with a viscious upper cut.
17/17 street encounters i'v had, it's never failed me. Skinny fast prick, big muscle head, fat lazy fuck, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE gets knocked out when you take their mobility and hit them on the button.
Or you could just stab them up or shoot them if you're not into fucking around.
Strength is nothing. Technique technique technique. And do you have the heart to follow through?
>André once drank 156 16-US-fluid-ounce (470 ml) beers in one sitting
You anons have given me much to fap to. Thank you.
has to be the Kaz. The man is an intimidating beast, even in his old age.
>he's got lots of fat over and in those muscles
Sure, "lost" - Bones could have inserted his dong into Hamill's mouth if he wanted to, and poor Matt would have taken it.
If we are reaching back into time Angus MacAskill was the largest verified non-giant who ever lived and could lift in excess of 2000lbs, more then anyone today has been able to.
>Wilt Chamberlain, Ahnold, and Andre
Not the chin bone nessecarily, but you want to accelerate that fuckers entire skull at a speed he wasn't expecting. You want to concuss the brain on the inside of the skull. You use the jaw as a leverage point.
Nose is one a temporary blind to set up for a hook.
If you really want to fuck someone's day up. Most people don't know how to breathe ontop of their core, you can smash their diaphragm and mid section in and take the air out of them. No air, no fight.
Stomping the foot or going straight for the knee is great too. Take the mobility out and just create distance again. Then you can comfortable exit the scene while listening to them bitch about 'Dirty Fighting'.
>Mass means nothing
>wut is weight classes
That's nothing i heard of this guy, noah i think his name was, who managed to get two of every species on the planet into a single boat!
Without real evidence those assertions are baseless and are typical of the exaggerations of the time.
But this ain't back in the day nigga. We're blasting niggas for that shit now.
The world star movement really forgot about Biggie's message. I'll fucking shoot you if you try starting anything with me.
Bears are agile and quick on their feet because they are naturally massive. Roided meatheads only got so big unnaturally and are not equipped to move like a fit person. A bear would murder me but I promise a ufc fairy would not.
I feel like I'm the only one still taking OP seriously. George Foreman and Ron Lyle - either one of these guys could make any of the faggots in this thread piss themselves just by asking them directions.
You do know in a bareknuckle fight you're more likely to break your hand then their head right? Also you're strategy relies on getting close to someone, while saying you need to not get close to them. Paradox!
Eddie Hall is the new deadlift record holder
You fucking retard. If Andre was 7'4" it would've said 7'4". You're just mad because you're a fucking manlet and your height starts with 5'. Also Wilt is taller than him but his height in the Nigger Ball Association says he was 7'1". Niggers and Liars have no credibility.
>100squats a day and a few miles of jogging is intimidating
Topkek anon, are you also afraid of the 400 pounders on the biggest loser?
I have rode up some of the steepest mountains in the world with a 30kilo load on my bike. When any ufc faggot can Everest let me know. Until then, I'll be laughing at how obese fanboys defend such obvious weaklings
In the art of war (Martial Art), it's all situational. Do what works given for the situation.
Every other possible point to be made is moot (not the faggot, but faggoty).
Depends on how well you condition yourself. Depends on how psycho you are in the head.
Weapon? No Weapon? Environment? Opponent? Too many variables to actually say it works out like that every time.
Be aware, be reactive, when you attack, attack, when you dodge, dodge. Nothing else matters.
If you're going to run, then make sure a Tiger has trouble keeping up. If you're going to kill a man, then make sure his breath stops as well as his heart.
Edgy 12 year old new faggot from tumblr and myspace out.
you say that as if not taking steroids is a good thing.
i am much more impressed by guys that do everything they can to become stronger, as long as they survive it.
steroid user > no steroid user > dead people
He was probably nearer 7 foot than 7'9 simply by using his little friend as an example.
In that picture the other person is described as 'average man' and at the time, 1850s, the average male height was around 5'5. The average human head height is approximate 8.5 inches and angus there is approx 2 head heights taller than shortass there meaning his total height is only around 5'5+8.5+8.5 or 6'11 ish.
Being stronger does not mean you'll survive better you red pill faggot. Take all the roids you want pussy. The ricin I slipped into your coffee will still kill you before you even know who I am.
Anyone taking suppliments and steroids as they were intended will ALWAYS be stronger than the natural vegan faggot who only uses his own body weight as resistance. That's a fact.
BUT. A fight has little to do with strength. It has to do with.... Who wants to live more, who is willing to kill for their life.
If I cut your ligament with a well placed slash along the inside of the elbo or where the pectoral connects with the arm, you're not generating ANY power. Period. Am I willing to do so to preserve my life? You bet your fucking nigger's dead uncle I am.
Nothing is scarier than a man who does not give a fuck and has nothing to lose
Honestly any special forces from any country on the planet would be the most intimidating. Chances are they've killed people and even done it in close combat. A lot of these people are big and strong but they aren't trained to kill in the easiest way possible.
Where'd you get that from? Read past the 1st line? Or did you even read the 1st line properly?
You really must like sucking cock anon. I think they have pills for that, I wouldn't know, don't suck them myself. You should seek group therapy. There are a few clans of negros willing to help you out with your love of the dick.
Now how to spot the vegan?
They'll tell you within the first 30 seconds of meeting you. They only talk about being vegan as a way of trying to make up for not having a personality.
Hafthor breaks bone
Get 2 bones
Skeleton never lose
Why is it so wrong to have an opinion? You stupid mother fucking cuck. He holds to his values. Who are you to say what is right or wrong? Fuck you kid. People who follow everyone else's opinions are no longer people. Kill yourself pig.
wtf are you talking about kid
You couldn't resist one single punch coming from me and I only did 4 years of boxing.
Imagine what any ufc fighter can do to you after moping the floor with your anus
No i mean he is the biggest cock cause his dick is so big that it 's the main protagonist. It's not Jonah that owns the dick but the cock that owns Jonah. Jonah falcon is the legal name of the dick, the man it's just an appendage of the penis
>has personally killed people
>controls one of the world's most powerful nations.
>controls one of the world's most powerful nations.
>CONTROLS ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL NATIONS
>Isn't afraid to say homosexual people should not be married
>Has the balls to confront and defy other superpowers such as China and USA.
sounds pretty intimidating to me
I would like to fuck her just to break her bones and while cumming i'll scream "I am the Pumpkin King! HA! HA! HA! HA!"
>Has the balls to confront and defy other superpowers such as China and USA.
Makes him popular with the majority of russian people. We don't actually know wether he is pro or anti gay. He probably doesn't give any shits.
iirc speaking against homosexuality is practically a necessity of being a political figure in Russia, as most of the population has a rabid hatred of homosexual acts. So his stance as such may not reflect his actual personal opinions. I'm pretty sure he also doesn't really like to ride horses shirtless but photo-ops like that are enough to trick cyka fags into thinking he's a manly beast fucker.
I still wouldn't want to fuck with him though
>mfw i realise that you probably just googled "teens hanging out" to make it look like you have friends
>mfw you are probably a pathetic virgin loser in your mom's basement
probably falling for shit bait but fuck it, yolo man
>literally blood and sweat pouring out of him from lifting so much
>face an even mix of concentration and condescension
This is one scary mf. This is the kind of dude who could flip a car if he felt like it. He's probably also super chill though.
Isnt this that 7 foot 4 boxer guy? ... I cant remember his name or wtf happened to him. I remember he was going to try Amerifat heavy weight like 5 years ago and havent heard anything since.
>Honor means shit =/= reap the rewards of bravery
Choose one faggot
Did you at least enjoy class with Zoey?