so /b/ I wonder if celebrities visit 4chan? hmm

Yes they do it's well documented

>>663466068
proof though?

>>663465961
Stupid ones don't.
But I'm sure of one thing.
Edward fucking Norton comes here.

I bet that some famous screenwriters and authors and such come here from time to time to get ideas.

Actors,don't know. They have too much to lose,when CP gets posted here and somebody sees it or so? When I would be famous I wouldn't browse /b/

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>>663465961
Maaaaybe

I'm pretty famous and I come here a lot.

>>663466213
been on here since 2010, have seen exactly 1 cp pic.

>>663465961
y

>>663466367
Same I never see any of that shit

>>663466213
>When I would be famous I wouldn't browse /b/
1. proper English, bitch.
2. fuck off bitch.
3. ???
33. profit.

I wonder if there's one in there's one here right now in this thread.. Show yourself!!

>>663466367
>>663466563
Seriously?
There have been times where I saw 5 CP threads daily for months. Haven't seen any in the last couple of months though.

The only one I know of for a fact is Deadmau5, but he's not really a celebrity, just an artist.

>inb4 Taylor "I was born a male" Swift
If you fell for that weak ass bait, you're pretty dumb

>>663466659
there are cp threads but always clothed, not legit porn

>>663466719
I've heard of Taylor Swift something about her cat?

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>>663466357
proof it faggot

>>663466367
man, back in like 2005-2008 there was cp posted all the fucking time

the mods werent quick on the draw like they are now. these new mods are part machine, part robocop or some shit

you get like 2 seconds to post something illegal and then BOOM! LIGHTS OUT!

>>663466659
You must be here a lot I mean I got work to do m8

>>663466367
Bs, the party van came through is 2011or 2012, dont exactly remember, but since then its been keep pretty clean. Save for the late night pedos and zoophiles.

>>663466876
Have to admit that I barely have seen one since m00t left
And I talk about CP not clothed CP

>>663466367
Seen like 10 this month
Lurk more

>>663466931
It's bogus. Taylor's never been here.

I'm Moot

>>663466357
Being "famous" on YouTube doesn't count, sorry.

>>663467034
Actually I am at work right now. I browse /b/ at work when I have nothing else to do... Which happens a lot

>>663466357
famous in the neighborhood maybe?

>>663467195
You need to be on the work safe board then

>>663467124
i don't spend 4 hours a day on this site like you other pedos. anyways, /b/ is obviously not the best place to get cp.

Lemmy, David, Alan. No wonder they died of cancer

>>663467008
kek that is very true you can even do a cheeky raid anymore

>>663466357
Famous for beeing a huge faggot do not count op.

>>663467282
Don't assume
I'm am not a pedo

>>663465961
>Does anyone from this one profession come here?

Yes. Hell, trevor moore put a shoe on his head. I kow hes not an A lister but fuck, it does happen. Id bet most of them that have heard of have browsed at least once, and when the fappening went down EVERYONE was here.

>>663467427
why are you on /b/ then...

>>663467282
Jimmy is that you?

>>663467576
Kek

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>>663465961
I know I do.

>>663467615
no im Eli

>>663467374
Kek
I've tried everthing short of illegal content to try and get banned. The only thing that worked was a damn raid thread.

>>663467740
kek

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>>663467740
Kek. Thx never laughed so hard because of photshop skillz

>>663467740
kek if only we should tweet him this and say "thanks for visiting"

>>663467740
>1/15/2014
>2014

>>663467866
>>663467842
>>663467827
>>663467823
KEK!

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im am famous

>>663467866
>Old man voice 'what the hell is this four chen'

>>663466352
i know you, big fan!

>>663467823
Didn't work for me m8 shit I should give it another go you've motivated me

>>663467958
>2014
I didn't notice what the fuck is wrong with me

>>663467564
>put a shoe on his head
That don't mean shit. Much like every meme that originates here, it travels to other sites and eventually into the real world. It doesn't mean that they lurk. it means they frequent sites that copy the shit that comes from here.

>>663467958
>Also \b\ instead of /b/

that Channing dude was around here with legit monitor timestamp.

>>663468217
Ayy lmao yeah and me

>inb4 covert how to get cp thread

been here long enough to spot these...

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>>663468280
holy shit

>>663466357
>)
famous for inserting rolled pizza inside your peehole doesn't count?

>>663468260
very true even Justin Bieber thinks he's a memer now so

>>663468546
WTF GET OWT MUH FUKKIN THREAD SRSLY WUT

Only tosh, but fuck that guy.

>>663465961
It has happened
I don't know if anyone important as ever come on /b/ and if they did I don't think they would admit it publicly

>>663468698
tosh?

>>663468742
hes like 4chan but mainstream

>>663468698
>>663468742
Tosh is a redditfag,

>>663468915
Doesn't count

>>663469065
It does, because he don't visit 4chan. Like I stated above, any famous person jumping on meme bandwagons get their memes from websites that jack shit that originated here.

>>663465961
Maybe.

>>663465961
I know for a fact todd demers does

If you faggots can guess the one of the movies I was in, I'll post myself with timestamp. You guys get one question to ask and the answer will be the clue. Choose wisely.

>>663469366
who co-starred

>>663469366
robotic police officer

I am almost certain the writers of The Simpsons do.

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>>663468260
No I mean he held up a sign with /b/ and a timestamp written on it newfag.

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>>663469366
>movies I was in

>>663469366
50 Shades of Gay?

>>663469510
Another male. You guys get until I leave or thread dies, good luck!

>>663469366
Are you that skinny guy that was a fat guy that reviews movies on youtube that was acted in a bunch of horror movies?

>>663469715
Fuck you then speshul snoflak

>>663465961
That faggot shia laboeuf Saud he was a /btard for years

>>663469510
>>663469366
>>663469715
You dun goofd

>>663469366
Are that crazy bitch from vampire diaries that framed her husband for trying to poison the president with risin?

Funny story I used to work with her husband

>>663469366
Danny Devitto

>>663469940
refer to
>>663469890


fuck him

>>663469574
I'm still not wrong.

>Trevor Moore
I thought we were talking about celebrities itt, and not nobodies who are only known by very few people and have only done a handful of shit

>>663469890
>>663469940
>>663470172
I wasn't gonna make it that easy lol, it's anon's fault for not asking name or something.

>>663470241
Feel the edge.

>>663469366
Country of origin?

who the fuk is tevar moare?

>>663470437
>edge

Nah, just the truth. But go ahead and call it what you want if it makes you feel better.

>>663467124
right though
cp gets posted to this site everyday

>>663470325
I can tell you dont have tits. Go away we dont want your trivia. You'll turn the tread into a dubs thread and then you wont deliver, you fucking nigger loving faggot.

deadmau5 did a few q&a threads a while back.. like 3 or 4 years ago if i remember correctly

>>663470437
Not edgy, just b8

>>663470977
Not even b8, Trevor Moore is a literal nobody.

>>663470607
Star of an A list movie with a budget of 15 million dollars. Yea, he's a nobody.
>star
>15million dollars
>15mllndllr
>15mdurhurs

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>>663471182
>a budget of 15 million dollars
>15 million dollars

>>663469366
Jay and silent bob strike back?

>>663470241
How many seasons did your tv show run? How many movies have you been in?

None? Then why don't we play this new game called shut the fuck up.

3edgy5me

yep. i do

>>663469366
Were you the Droid we were looking for?

>>663471544
Textbook child response.

>I'D LIKE 2 C U DU BETER FAGIT

A literal nobody.

>>663470241
I will forever remember Whitest Kids U know, I will never remember you.

So looks like he's a celebrity, and you're just a mad faggot.

>>663469366
Men in Black

I'm a famous Celeb and I love /b/, will post pics of my nudes for Trips.

Start rolling.

>>663465961
They used to, before Anonymous happened and the feds forced moot to turn this place into the text version of Habbo Hotel. All you fucking kids killed 4chan with your YLYL/cringe/furry cancer.

How do you define "celebrity"? There's a Wikipedia article about me (not that Wikipedia-famous is a terribly high hurdle) and I'm occasionally in the national media. Do I qualify?

>>663471911
Sounds like you got a fierce case of Trevor Moore dick lust.

>I will never remember you.
Oh, but you will. Every time you lay down to sleep and after you're done wishing, praying that Trevor Moore someday enters your rectum, you'll think of me telling you that your knight in shining armor is a nobody.

>>663472137
no

>>663472299
Well if you're occasionally in the national media who are you?

There's only been a handful of CONFIRMED celebrities, and I do mean ones that are know. So far, confirmed have been:

Danny DeVito
Bill Murray
Verne Troyer
Johnny Depp
Johnny Knoxville

Unconfirmed:

Taylor Swift
Quentin Tarentino
Jack Nicholson
Robert Downey Jr.
and a handful of others.

>>663471814
>uses the phrase textbook response as a comeback on 4chan

Hope your fedora didn't fall off on the mighty chuckle that must've given you, friend.

>>663472678
i knew depp was the best

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I'm pretty famous..

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Both for sure.

>>663472596
You seriously want me to out myself on /b/? I've done it before and it never turns out well. I get a bunch of teenyboppers calling me a liar, and if I prove my identity people call me an egomaniac trying to impress a bunch of kids. No thanks.

>>663472696
>fedora

Here we go, it's time to spout off memes.

>>663472915
Do it

>>663472915
Back to the basement with you

>>663472915
Kys

>>663472448
Nah, you're just having trouble seeing clearly through those green eyes of jealousy.

>>663472915
>>>663472596
I won't call you
>an egomaniac trying to impress a bunch of kids!

>>663472448
Also seems like you have a lot of sexual repression, shows funny, but it was a team effort, trevor moore is just a funny guy, comes up with decent material. I'd classify him as B-list - but I think he spurned your sexual advances once and now your butt frustrated.

>>663469366
You were the autistic one in rain man right?

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>>663465961
Charlie days here all the time

>>663469366
is caring so much about nothing what made you famous?

>>663472897
He can't keep getting away with it!!!

>>663473221
>jealousy

Says the guy that's fartbox flabbergasted over someone calling his favorite nobody a nobody.

Come back when a decade or two when he's at or close to Bruce Willis in op's pic in terms of fame.

>>663473072
>>663473331
I doubt any of you would recognize me anyway. I'm a professional shit-disturber and union organizer. Unless you're in my field, it's unlikely you'd have heard of me unless you happened to catch a news report about the stuff I do.

>>663473516
Fuck yeah. I was just watching you last night.

>>663468903
so he is a wannabe faggot?

>>663473670
yes my fartbox is flabbergasted but it's because i'm on the toilet. Also you have a pretty terrible lexicon, you're not doing well to make anyone believe you're better than anyone else, especially a stoner comedian who has way more money and fame than you do. He's good, but he's not great, but you're not even good. How does pop culture put it, you're a Basic Bitch.

>>663473890
Look at the date faggot.

>>663473901
yes but he makes lots of jokes about his repressed homosexuality so i relate to him a lot

>>663473516
what the fuck man how did I miss this?

I love Charlie Day

appaz DeVito lurks too, which is brill cos they are the best characters in it's always sunny in philly IMO

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>>663474064

>>663474261
I'd assume a decent amount of material for Dennis comes from /b/

>>663467324
underrated

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>>663466931
>>663467134
Hi!

Last time I posted you guys all freaked out

.T. xx

>>663465961
Yes we do
Alan Rickman reporting in

>>663474451

David Bowie here. Huge fan of yours!

>>663474279
down on whoever you want but don't be an annoying little brother about it "COME ON GUYS THAT GUY ISNT COOL LIKE ME I SWEAR JUST SHUT UP!" - have some fucking style.

How about the fact that most of what he does is just emotionally charged racist/sexist or anti religious/government crap. You didnt even pull out the most glaring flaws of why hes not a "real" celebrity - you are terrible.

>>663474560
Thanks David
We sould hook up some time
I have coke and olives

>>663474560

have you given your condolances to Donald Trumps family yet?

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>>663469520
what makes you think that?

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>>663474430
Falling for the bait this hard...

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>but don't be an annoying little brother about it
I simply said he is a nobody, you got mad.

And still are.

It'll pass.

>>663472678
proof for J Depp and J Knoxville?

>>663469520
Conan, is that you?

>>663465961
we will never know

>>663468455
werner herzog did a really great job on this film. and cage as well. he really pulled this performance off. gave me a lot of respect for him as an actor after watching this. he really went all in.

In an episode of The Flash, Barry makes reference to something giving him "feels," so clearly at least one of the writers has been to 4chan.

>>663466158
how r u sure r u his mom

>>663465961

Yeah, we do all the time. You'd shit if you knew who I am!

>>663466367
1 am on christmas someone risked the ban for the chan and delivered cp on christmas day

>>663475442
Mr Robot also has references to 4chan

>>663475533
Shia is that you?

>>663475533
Bill Cosby, is that you?

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>>663475442
http://www.hottopic.com/product/right-in-the-feels-kitten-t-shirt/10454455.html

>>663475533
A basement-dwelling, white, suburban teenager with poor social skills, surrounded by Code Red pissbottles?

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>>663465961
Proof

Taylor here I visit you guys everyday

>>663475662
>>663475673

>Nope! Nope!

>>663475533
Obama?

>>663467958
>Village idiot detected
It's a joke you massive pile of flaccid, severed dongs

>>663475774
>Taylor...
...Lautner
Faggot =^)

>>663475533
Double dubs h8ful tr8r.
If you know what I mean.

>>663475533
Emma Watson that would make alot of people on here shit or like hugh Jackman or some other superhero facto idk just tell us faggot

>>663475816
Any clues you egocentric motherfucker?

>>663475533
Well, got no idea but you do sound like Justin Bieber. Correct?

>>663469574
I was in that thread, yo

>>663476188
I'd shit out my mouth out of discus if it was him

dubbs gets to know who i am

>>663475816
Show me a picture of your expensive car with a time stamp you cunt

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>>663465961
Trevor Moore and Jenna Jameson both did time-stamped posts. Deadmau5 did an AMA at /mu/ I think and a few of the other boards had celebrities.

Dan Harmon and Justin roiland both browse and Justin said he used to troll by posting how bad rick and morty sucked.

Louis c.k used to troll /TV/ and probably /b/ someone posted there once asking for help with getting a TV show plot produced and they said Reddit would be better.

>>663472915
Do it faggot>>663472915

>>663476193
Trevor if so love the birthday boys amazing work

>>663466357
daniel tosh pls go our memes are far too dank

>>663475533
Justin Bieber u lil bum boi lad GET IN ERE'

>>663476188
>>663476155
>>663476077
>>663476011
>>663475897

You'll never guess who I am and I'm not saying but I will say all you kids are great! Makes my day to come here and read these threads. Pure gold!

>>663476317

Nope! Nope! You lose.

>>663473808
No right now you're just another faceless anon spewing unfounded claims. Unless you decide to reveal yourself and prove yourself true, you will just be another of millions that go on the internet to tell lies to impress other faceless strangers.

>>663472915
Ye, we do, please. We want to see who's behind that tough mask of yours.

>>663476412
Plz like who cares about that 48 yo homoerectus

>>663476533
dj khaled?

>>663475745
The fact that she could be here at any given time and could be anyone on this site freaks me out.

You could be talking about Donald Trump to here and call her a fucking faggot and you wouldn't know.

>>663476614
>another one

>>663476373


Hey, Jenna! Woof! (You'll get it.)

>>663476533
Definitely Justin Bieber

>>663476649
>another one

>>663476533
You cheeky bastard I will forever assume you are a liar because I am a sceptical testical

>>663472678
Not that I don't believe you, but I would like to see the screenshots of these threads if anyone has them.

>>663476731
>another one

>>663476533
>and I'm not saying but I will say
more dubs.

Chris Rock?

>>663476738

>Skeptical testical!

>LOL'd hard!

>>663476633
This

>>663476633
She could be here now D:

I know for a fact that many celebrities have never been here

>>663476827
Thank you thank you

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>>663476926
I wonder how many celebrities are in this very thread.

>>663476373
Why was she here?

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>>663476568
This is me. Do an image search if you want to see my real identity. Like I said, you probably won't recognize me unless you're in my field, but there's a Wikipedia article about me, I've hosted a couple of radio shows, and I'm regularly in the national media. My biggest claim to fame is having been thrown out of prison for organizing the other inmates.

>>663476533
Steve hytner?

Jerry Seinfeld?

Tell me motherfucker!

Bruce I have a great Idea for a TV show... Hit me up... you produce... and we make $$$
[email protected]

>>663472915
who cares about it turning out well, just do it

>>663476926
That's easily said though, they're constantly on their phones even if they are busy I bet some do like Shia and Taylor swift because she's quite goofy ain't she

>>663476761
>another one

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>>663472915

>>663477036
I vote that any celebrity in here use the phrase skeptical testical in the next 24 hours and only we will know like a inside joke

>>663477069
did you move there because it is close to a starbucks you fucking hipster fucking fedora fag

Notch?
>INB4: lol celebrity

>>663477043

Are you old enough to remember the old Batmat TV series from the 60s? If you are then you'll recall that, after the first season, everyone wanted to be on that show.

>4chan's basically the 21st century version of the old Batman TV series. Everyone comes here!

>The fun part is that you never know who you're talking to!

>>663476373
So did she post tits?

No one believes you, faggot. No one will guess because you aren't famous.

The only reason people itt are playing along is because this thread is boring and it's something to do.

So, eat dicks. And, in case you are famous, eat a double helping of dicks.

>>663477138
>another one

>>663477268
That's nice. I'd love to see that.

>>663477337
yeah after a bunch of baiting

>>663477271
No, I moved there because it's the most economically-depressed city in the country, and I organize radical, street-level unions.

>>663477354

>10/10 would read again!

>>663477354
for
>>663476533

>>663477381
Got the thread by any chance?

>>663477395
so you riot because the starbucks doesnt pay you enough?

>>663477379
Just to see that pop up on any celebs twitter feed would be humbling and hell to the celeb a good amount of people who male you laugh get a good kek ;)

>>663476633
>implying I don't call her faggot regardless of anonymity

>>663477483
anon delivers
>http://imgur.com/a/fkCJK

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as far as i know jenna jamson and deadmou5 are the only ones i've ever seen, i doubt there really are many celebs here, mayne a ew that came once and didn't get it. but c'mon guys if there any any famous /b/ros just give us a little tease, you know you want to.

Charlie Day is one funny fucker. I'm not surprised a show about 5 people with increasingly complex social and mental problems is partially inspired by the seedy undertaint of the internet.

>>663477359
>another one

>>663467740
Nobody believes you - how could you be here and also dead by the hand of your own son?

Check. M8.

>>663477354
Exactly op here and I can confirm this thread is boring as shit

>>663477644
>another one

>>663467823
where do people go for a raid nowadays?

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>>663477069
Eh, I never really cared. I'm just slightly satisfied I was able to get you to post a pic of yourself. Good luck with your unionizing.

>>663477043
She needed help finding an assistant who stole her identity and shit

Why wouldn't they. It's probably one of the few places where they don't have to be "on"

>>663476921
Taylor is that you?

Come on Mystery Person, give us a hint.
Tarantino came here. No big deal.
>no one even remembers

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>>663477379
I vote this
>> clelbs in this thread must use the phrase "skeptical testical" in a public statment at some point as an inside joke!

I'm a famous walrus AMA

>>663477856
>>663477861
this and this.

>>663477563
You're a good man, anon. Thanks.

>>663477759
You must be bored with your life m8

>>663465961
I was on the trailer park boys for a few seconds. does that count?

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>>663466158
I fucking feel like he would the most, favorite actor.
Nice try Norton ;)

>>663477800
whos tumbler is that is hte file name?

>>663477563
wow

>>663477965
shh, maybe it's really him

>>663478041
Oh damn which episode? Knomsayin errA SSSSIIING??

>>663474082
Maybe he meant on its always sunny?

>>663477855
I'm not gonna lie anon it isn't would love to meet a celeb on here cause as weird as it seems I don't see them being at all like real people haha not in a dick way just idk if I would be me if I wasn't jaded and poor

Matthew Perry lurks /b/ and /tv/

>>663469574
if this is real, thats really awesome of him <:

>>663477069
so whats your name

>>663478146
>on /b/
>not using the /b/ version
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzsaaanne zzzzsane zzsaneee

>>663466213
I unfortunately have been addicted to this place for many years, even when I became famous. I know the wrong thread and the wrong post could be the end, but there's no way anybody could know who I am and I have done nothing illegal to warrant searching my computer. So I'm pretty sure even if people knew I came here, it would only affect my popularity with super sensitive fans and considering what I'm famous for, I don't think that's a problem.

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I share it because I once cared about /b. I once cared about this girl. She abused me and cheated on me for the past months with a friend. I am so pissed.. http://www80.zippyshare.com/v/xpTTtOxB/file.html Fuck her. 1

>>663476533

Hey celebrity person, is it true that they have special cures for diseases meant only for celebs?

I don't care who you are (happy to respect your privacy), just wondering if the rumor I've heard from an in-the-know billionaire is true.

>>663478108
Fuck if I know, I got the pic here somewhere.

Mel Gibson /Pol

>>663478146
season 8 episode 4.
caught a goldfish (orangie's replacement) for corey and jacob

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I come for the Boxxy, and stay for the WTF?

>>663478276
piss off faggot

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>>663477965
>go buy yo momma a house
>go buy your whole family houses
>put some money in your savings account
>go spend some money for no reason
>come back and ask for more

>>663478282
Clearly not
>David Bowie (R.I.P.)

/b/ is actually one big cluster fuck that exists in teh demented and injured brain of Gary Busey- It's trying so hard to just to untangle itself into one clear thought, but instead spawned of thousands of satelite realities, each voice, another little glitch- we see ourselves as having a world outside of this, but in essence we are just ideas. Simulations that think they have independent existences, but in truth we are all just in a matrix esque scramble that Is Gary Busey trying to understand himself. /b/ isn't visited by famous people. It is famous people. It is one famous person. We are Gary. We are understanding ourselves. Heil Fucking Hitler.

>>663467740
>1/15/2014
whats the 15th month

>>663478212
I'm not posting my name here. Do a Google image search and you'll find the newspaper article I took the photo from. Then plug my name into Wikipedia and Anarchopedia to find out all the minutia of my life if it's really that interesting to you. A Google news search will also turn up lots of radio, TV, and newspaper interviews.

>>663478282

Nah, that's not true. Money gives you much better health care, though. that's why it seems like there's special cures and stuff. If you can afford it you get the best doctors and treatments that insurance doesn't normally cover.

>>663472678
In the English language we only have so many words, therefore abusing words like "confirmed" only makes communicating harder.

"People who look like they browse 4chan" is not a confirmation that they do.

>>663478276
If I wanted a virus, I'd fuck your mum bareback.

Again.

>>663478170
Kim Kardashian is that you?

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>>663478443
GARY BUSEY IS LIFE

>>663473516
Is it really you, Charlie?

>>663478588
Yes

>>663478495
ayy lmao what about cannada lmao

>>663478626

This is so fucking true!

>>663478588
>>663478668
Holy shit, confirmed

>>663478463
they're yanks faggot, thats the format they use and fucked if i know why so dont ask.

>>663477036
you guys are retards
celebrities are human too jfc

>>663478495
>>663478262

Is this actually the celebrity responding to this question:

>>663478282

I only ask because I have heard that there are certain remedies for diseases that are given to a select few in inner circles for contracts, etc.

I have also heard of a service that allows you to go completely incognito with a name change.

Again, this friend of mine who is a billionaire has been offered these services, so it's of interest to me to know if he's pulling my leg or not.

Time to go before you figure out who I am.

You're all AWESOME! I love yas!

>>663477069
Mike, is that you?

>>663469366
what was the movie

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That Miranda Cosgrove thread was so great a few weeks ago. And I believe it was her. Totally.

>>663478495
Justin Bieber is that you?

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>>663478899
Mike? What? Mike who? No. Not even close. Pic related: another shot of me in action.

>>663478844
Tay or Evanna.
I opt for no.2. Holy shit.

>>663478841
I'm afraid not, I'm YouTube famous. But another anon pointed out that doesn't count, so I respectfully bail out of claim to famous.

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>>663478041

>>663478332
Hahahahahaha dude very nice! Orangey you fuckin' sleepy cocksucker.

>>663479102
Justin Bieber?!

>>663479060
oh the faggot from epic meal time

>>663479114
Looks like a /b/tard.

I'll tell you what, 4chan. My nephew thought this up. If we can work with each other and come together to make our country great again, I would gladly time stamp for all of you fine people here on social media.

>>663466367
Newfag

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>>663478844

I really wish Quentin Tarantino works say something to me to confirm that he actually lurks here. Ever since I was a kid and my mom got me reservoir dogs for my tenth birthday he's always been my favorite director. His movies are gold and its because he actually fucking cares about them instead of the money. Although I'm sure he enjoys it. Who wouldn't? And i know you didn't direct Desperado but i have told that pissing on the bartender joke a thousand times. You're awesome Q.

>>663479286
Fuck your nephew, and fuck you too.

>>663473516
pacific rim for days mane

>>663479102

Yeah, okay VSauce.

I'm not a celebrity but if you've seen Benny and Joon....the scene in the park where Depp was doing his hat trick....well, I fucked in that park once.

So there's that.

>>663479286
donald trump

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>>663479337
im not taking that bait but it would warm me heart o know she browses here..

>>663466357
Taylor, pls go

>>663479286
Hey Mr. Trump, the only problem is that I live in Europe

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It's just like this.

>>663479657
i think we could at leat rule that cunt out couldn't we..

>>663469366
Harry Potter

>>663469366
Hairy Potta

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>>663479440
You like your coat where it is? In your possession?

Bill Clinton is my uncle

>>663469366
Disturbia

>>663478443
>wake up
>Gary, you need to wake up!

>>663479156
They went through dozens of goldfish haha.

>>663479268
No doubt.

>>663475533
Fuck off Justin you faggot

I hate Taylor's new music,and I hate the publicity, and I hate why people care about her so much, then I listen to her old country sounding music and think how she could've been better, I still believe she only dated those guys because it was contracted for all of them to be famous, so she escapes her contract by coming here every once in a while, I feel like a faggot for thinking this way.

>>663479231
Nowhere near that level of fame.


>>663479531
I don't know who that is.

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>>663480144

>>663480144
Dubs, shit man, I feel ya

>>663479926
You got it! Timestamp coming up.

>>663480380
No way.

>>663480380
No way.

OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING

>>663480380
>>663480492
>>663480540
>>663480583
Mkay

>>663480380
Shia?

>>663476633
I read this and I've been thinking about it.

Isn't that the beauty of this place? Not only can you call Taylor Swift a faggot and now know, she could call you a flaming homosexual and you wouldn't know, I think this is why a celeb would love to come here. They get to talk to people without them having any image of who they are, which they probably can't in real life.

Also Taylor if you're here I love you and you should have my babies.

>>663480380
>>663480645
David? D:

>>663477395
Yeah you're not famous dumbass, you're at best a glorified bum.

Feel the Hoff /b/!!

>>663480677
Dubs speak the truth

Also Taylor you have amazing boobs