I bet that some famous screenwriters and authors and such come here from time to time to get ideas.
Actors,don't know. They have too much to lose,when CP gets posted here and somebody sees it or so? When I would be famous I wouldn't browse /b/
The only one I know of for a fact is Deadmau5, but he's not really a celebrity, just an artist.
>inb4 Taylor "I was born a male" Swift
If you fell for that weak ass bait, you're pretty dumb
man, back in like 2005-2008 there was cp posted all the fucking time
the mods werent quick on the draw like they are now. these new mods are part machine, part robocop or some shit
you get like 2 seconds to post something illegal and then BOOM! LIGHTS OUT!
>Does anyone from this one profession come here?
Yes. Hell, trevor moore put a shoe on his head. I kow hes not an A lister but fuck, it does happen. Id bet most of them that have heard of have browsed at least once, and when the fappening went down EVERYONE was here.
Kek. Thx never laughed so hard because of photshop skillz
>put a shoe on his head
That don't mean shit. Much like every meme that originates here, it travels to other sites and eventually into the real world. It doesn't mean that they lurk. it means they frequent sites that copy the shit that comes from here.
No I mean he held up a sign with /b/ and a timestamp written on it newfag.
>a budget of 15 million dollars
>15 million dollars
They used to, before Anonymous happened and the feds forced moot to turn this place into the text version of Habbo Hotel. All you fucking kids killed 4chan with your YLYL/cringe/furry cancer.
How do you define "celebrity"? There's a Wikipedia article about me (not that Wikipedia-famous is a terribly high hurdle) and I'm occasionally in the national media. Do I qualify?
Sounds like you got a fierce case of Trevor Moore dick lust.
>I will never remember you.
Oh, but you will. Every time you lay down to sleep and after you're done wishing, praying that Trevor Moore someday enters your rectum, you'll think of me telling you that your knight in shining armor is a nobody.
There's only been a handful of CONFIRMED celebrities, and I do mean ones that are know. So far, confirmed have been:
Robert Downey Jr.
and a handful of others.
You seriously want me to out myself on /b/? I've done it before and it never turns out well. I get a bunch of teenyboppers calling me a liar, and if I prove my identity people call me an egomaniac trying to impress a bunch of kids. No thanks.
Also seems like you have a lot of sexual repression, shows funny, but it was a team effort, trevor moore is just a funny guy, comes up with decent material. I'd classify him as B-list - but I think he spurned your sexual advances once and now your butt frustrated.
Says the guy that's fartbox flabbergasted over someone calling his favorite nobody a nobody.
Come back when a decade or two when he's at or close to Bruce Willis in op's pic in terms of fame.
I doubt any of you would recognize me anyway. I'm a professional shit-disturber and union organizer. Unless you're in my field, it's unlikely you'd have heard of me unless you happened to catch a news report about the stuff I do.
yes my fartbox is flabbergasted but it's because i'm on the toilet. Also you have a pretty terrible lexicon, you're not doing well to make anyone believe you're better than anyone else, especially a stoner comedian who has way more money and fame than you do. He's good, but he's not great, but you're not even good. How does pop culture put it, you're a Basic Bitch.
Last time I posted you guys all freaked out
down on whoever you want but don't be an annoying little brother about it "COME ON GUYS THAT GUY ISNT COOL LIKE ME I SWEAR JUST SHUT UP!" - have some fucking style.
How about the fact that most of what he does is just emotionally charged racist/sexist or anti religious/government crap. You didnt even pull out the most glaring flaws of why hes not a "real" celebrity - you are terrible.
>but don't be an annoying little brother about it
I simply said he is a nobody, you got mad.
And still are.
werner herzog did a really great job on this film. and cage as well. he really pulled this performance off. gave me a lot of respect for him as an actor after watching this. he really went all in.
Trevor Moore and Jenna Jameson both did time-stamped posts. Deadmau5 did an AMA at /mu/ I think and a few of the other boards had celebrities.
Dan Harmon and Justin roiland both browse and Justin said he used to troll by posting how bad rick and morty sucked.
Louis c.k used to troll /TV/ and probably /b/ someone posted there once asking for help with getting a TV show plot produced and they said Reddit would be better.
You'll never guess who I am and I'm not saying but I will say all you kids are great! Makes my day to come here and read these threads. Pure gold!
Nope! Nope! You lose.
No right now you're just another faceless anon spewing unfounded claims. Unless you decide to reveal yourself and prove yourself true, you will just be another of millions that go on the internet to tell lies to impress other faceless strangers.
The fact that she could be here at any given time and could be anyone on this site freaks me out.
You could be talking about Donald Trump to here and call her a fucking faggot and you wouldn't know.
I wonder how many celebrities are in this very thread.
This is me. Do an image search if you want to see my real identity. Like I said, you probably won't recognize me unless you're in my field, but there's a Wikipedia article about me, I've hosted a couple of radio shows, and I'm regularly in the national media. My biggest claim to fame is having been thrown out of prison for organizing the other inmates.
Are you old enough to remember the old Batmat TV series from the 60s? If you are then you'll recall that, after the first season, everyone wanted to be on that show.
>4chan's basically the 21st century version of the old Batman TV series. Everyone comes here!
>The fun part is that you never know who you're talking to!
No one believes you, faggot. No one will guess because you aren't famous.
The only reason people itt are playing along is because this thread is boring and it's something to do.
So, eat dicks. And, in case you are famous, eat a double helping of dicks.
as far as i know jenna jamson and deadmou5 are the only ones i've ever seen, i doubt there really are many celebs here, mayne a ew that came once and didn't get it. but c'mon guys if there any any famous /b/ros just give us a little tease, you know you want to.
Charlie Day is one funny fucker. I'm not surprised a show about 5 people with increasingly complex social and mental problems is partially inspired by the seedy undertaint of the internet.
Eh, I never really cared. I'm just slightly satisfied I was able to get you to post a pic of yourself. Good luck with your unionizing.
I vote this
>> clelbs in this thread must use the phrase "skeptical testical" in a public statment at some point as an inside joke!
I fucking feel like he would the most, favorite actor.
Nice try Norton ;)
I'm not gonna lie anon it isn't would love to meet a celeb on here cause as weird as it seems I don't see them being at all like real people haha not in a dick way just idk if I would be me if I wasn't jaded and poor
I unfortunately have been addicted to this place for many years, even when I became famous. I know the wrong thread and the wrong post could be the end, but there's no way anybody could know who I am and I have done nothing illegal to warrant searching my computer. So I'm pretty sure even if people knew I came here, it would only affect my popularity with super sensitive fans and considering what I'm famous for, I don't think that's a problem.
I share it because I once cared about /b. I once cared about this girl. She abused me and cheated on me for the past months with a friend. I am so pissed.. http://www80.zippyshare.com/v/xpTTtOxB/file.html Fuck her. 1
Hey celebrity person, is it true that they have special cures for diseases meant only for celebs?
I don't care who you are (happy to respect your privacy), just wondering if the rumor I've heard from an in-the-know billionaire is true.
>go buy yo momma a house
>go buy your whole family houses
>put some money in your savings account
>go spend some money for no reason
>come back and ask for more
/b/ is actually one big cluster fuck that exists in teh demented and injured brain of Gary Busey- It's trying so hard to just to untangle itself into one clear thought, but instead spawned of thousands of satelite realities, each voice, another little glitch- we see ourselves as having a world outside of this, but in essence we are just ideas. Simulations that think they have independent existences, but in truth we are all just in a matrix esque scramble that Is Gary Busey trying to understand himself. /b/ isn't visited by famous people. It is famous people. It is one famous person. We are Gary. We are understanding ourselves. Heil Fucking Hitler.
I'm not posting my name here. Do a Google image search and you'll find the newspaper article I took the photo from. Then plug my name into Wikipedia and Anarchopedia to find out all the minutia of my life if it's really that interesting to you. A Google news search will also turn up lots of radio, TV, and newspaper interviews.
Nah, that's not true. Money gives you much better health care, though. that's why it seems like there's special cures and stuff. If you can afford it you get the best doctors and treatments that insurance doesn't normally cover.
In the English language we only have so many words, therefore abusing words like "confirmed" only makes communicating harder.
"People who look like they browse 4chan" is not a confirmation that they do.
Is this actually the celebrity responding to this question:
I only ask because I have heard that there are certain remedies for diseases that are given to a select few in inner circles for contracts, etc.
I have also heard of a service that allows you to go completely incognito with a name change.
Again, this friend of mine who is a billionaire has been offered these services, so it's of interest to me to know if he's pulling my leg or not.
That Miranda Cosgrove thread was so great a few weeks ago. And I believe it was her. Totally.
Mike? What? Mike who? No. Not even close. Pic related: another shot of me in action.
I'll tell you what, 4chan. My nephew thought this up. If we can work with each other and come together to make our country great again, I would gladly time stamp for all of you fine people here on social media.
I really wish Quentin Tarantino works say something to me to confirm that he actually lurks here. Ever since I was a kid and my mom got me reservoir dogs for my tenth birthday he's always been my favorite director. His movies are gold and its because he actually fucking cares about them instead of the money. Although I'm sure he enjoys it. Who wouldn't? And i know you didn't direct Desperado but i have told that pissing on the bartender joke a thousand times. You're awesome Q.
im not taking that bait but it would warm me heart o know she browses here..
You like your coat where it is? In your possession?
I hate Taylor's new music,and I hate the publicity, and I hate why people care about her so much, then I listen to her old country sounding music and think how she could've been better, I still believe she only dated those guys because it was contracted for all of them to be famous, so she escapes her contract by coming here every once in a while, I feel like a faggot for thinking this way.
I read this and I've been thinking about it.
Isn't that the beauty of this place? Not only can you call Taylor Swift a faggot and now know, she could call you a flaming homosexual and you wouldn't know, I think this is why a celeb would love to come here. They get to talk to people without them having any image of who they are, which they probably can't in real life.
Also Taylor if you're here I love you and you should have my babies.