non-porn webm

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>>663282306

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This one always bring out the closet muslims on /b/ who want her to get raped but at the same time bitch about the sex-attacks in Köln. Same city where this was filmed btw.

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>>663281857
their reaction times are hella tight,

>>663282306
>tfw I currently have a very minor ingrown toenail
>see this

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From tough guy to pussy in 0.8 seconds.

>>663281788
Porcupines are so fucking cute.

>>663282593
The fuck did I just watch?

>>663283202
How else are you supposed to act when you get a face full of pepper spray?

>>663283202
He got sucker punched I mean he's a nigger but yeah man.

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>filming yourself committing a felony

>>663283414
lowqualitybait.jpg

>>663283202
Was there really any need for the mace? There's like 6 cops and he was asking to be arrested, informing them of his current location.

>>663283799

Jesus fucking Christ.

>>663283517
this is fucking awesome

>>663283799
Ha

>>663281466
I think that is probably about the funniest thing I have seen on here.

>>663282593
>>663283425
a scene from Alejandro Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain. I can't recommend it, as it is just scenes following a Jesus-like figure, with random shit in between.

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>>663282029
puppies are not supposed to walk stairs until they reach the age of 1.5, bad for them joints yo

>>663283351
Grapes are toxic for dogs, they'll shit diarrhea like the niagara falls

-
I like dogs.

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>>663283587

>How else are you supposed to act when you get a face full of pepper spray?

Maybe not like a pussy. Maybe the real question is how he should have acted before he got sprayed, because he walked straight at them screaming "Arrest me, arrest me, I dare you!".

He's talking the talk but the niggers isn't walking the walk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YmTdMW9uSQ

>>663283351

That ain't no dog, playa. That's a god damn bat.

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>>663283414

>>663281954
this reminds me of hide and seek mode in AVA

>>663283799
were they trying to make their monkey white?

>>663284128
>He's talking the talk but the niggers isn't walking the walk.
Expand? He got arrested, didn't he? How can you not "act like a pussy" when you've been maced exactly?

>>663282523
I didn't know this is what happens in Cologne.
I'd never heard of Cologne before everyone got raped.

Maybe it woke those feminists up from their dream.

>>663284278
He's just one of those dumbfuck racists that thinks any nigger deserves it.

He wasn't trying to be physically intimidating, the most violent thing he did was yell. Faggot was just asking to be arrested and expected to be pulled to the ground. Faggot cops felt they had too much mace and decided to overdo it before subduing the nignog.

>>663283799
Story? Why the fuck is he doing this anyway?

>>663284128
Did she turn retarded?

>>663282145
How the fuck did the lion get there in the first place?
Must have been some human with a crane that put him up there.

>>663283202
kek what a nigger

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>>663284278

>How can you not "act like a pussy" when you've been maced exactly?

By not acting like a pussy.

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>>663284576
>lion

>>663284634
So you're an idiot, thanks.

>>663284173
fuck off back to reddit

>>663284506


Approaching police officers with a frowned up face and in an intimidating manner whilst yelling aggressively, isn't exactly friendly. I'd say the mace was overkill, so I do agree with you on that. They could of handled it a lot better.

>>663284777
Nice trips. Witnessed.

>>663284576
lion ?

>>663284872
Seems common with American cops. They perceive a threat, and react in a manner nobody in a position of authority should. I'm not saying he didn't deserve to be arrested, but macing the shit out of him, then yanking him to the ground and ganging up to cuff him without removing the mace was just excessive force, however you want to look at it.

>>663282145
Fuck. I don't quite feel like the top of the food chain after watching that.

>>663285062

Oh no, I agree. I respect the job that police have to do, it is dangerous. However, in certain situations, they react way too over the top and people end up getting hurt. It always depends on the situation and context, but you can find videos on Youtube of them going completely overboard and abusing their authority and power.

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>>663285263

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>>663285408

>>663283517
Mechanical keyboards are fucking stupid

>>663283414
I had a hedgehog once. Third meanest pet I've ever owned. Couldnt get it out of its cage cause I'd bite the shit out of you

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>>663285476

>>663285533
Alright, I'll bite.

What kind of pet were the other two?

>>663285408

Things like that, are beyond cruel. That's exactly what I was talking about in my last comment. That man possess no visible threat to the multiple officers in that room. I hope the victim ended up recovering without too much physical and mental trauma.

>>663283690
#BlackLivesMatter #BLM

>>663285637
While I agree, we don't know what happened right before that.

>>663285567
the way he puts down his sunglasses
>YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaah

>>663285567
hahhah what

>>663285721

Good point. Context and the full picture should always be taken into consideration. Based off the that clip by itself it does look bad, but like you said, we simply don't know what led up to that.

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>>663285567

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>>663285821
There isn't a need for further context. He literally had his arms out, with no weapon. Regardless of previous actions, this amount of force was unnecessary to restrain him, which is their job.

>>663285821
Though I do believe, wether the cop was attacked first or not, he was still way too excessive.
That's the problem with people who join the force because they are inherently violent and are looking for an excuse to beat somebody up.

>>663284081
>>663284081
>puppies are not supposed to walk stairs until they reach the age of 1.5, bad for them joints yo
thats not a puppy tho, its a kitten. they can walk stairs at the age of 0.2.

rule number 129: always read file name for copy salsa

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>>663285821
>Context and the full picture should always be taken into consideration

here is a test - apply that same context to a non-cop and their over the top violent reaction and see if they are breaking the law

>>663285959
>Though I do believe, wether the cop was attacked first or not
Exactly, one of the biggest parts of the job is restraint and removing yourself from the situation. As people in a position of authority, that is a huge responsibility. Too many cops see themselves as judge/jury and dish out the punishment as they see fit.

>>663284199
>AVA
>not having played this mode in cs or gmod
are you 10 years old or gay or both you faggot?

>>663285934

I do agree that it was excessive. I can only form an opinion based on what I saw in the clip, which means I completely agree with you. It was completely excessive and cruel like I stated above. I still recommend to keep the full picture in mind. Not that it would somehow change the brutality of it, but to make sure the full picture is seen. The clip doesn't give us the full picture, but we can assume he didn't deserve that type of treatment, regardless.

>>663285637
He was probably being a little faggot and thought no one would do anything because he's in a Tardchair

>>663286238
Here comes the edgelord, good thread everyone, see you in the next one.

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feel anything yet?

>>663285487
Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's stupid. You are stupid.

>>663285934
This one I like.
She was causing a ruccus. Assaulting people, cops got called.
She was told to stay, multiple times.
She started walking away. Officer screamed at her to stay, that she was under arrest for assault.
She started walking away faster screaming stuff like "Fuck you asshole! I'll kill you too!"
Cop ran after her to make sure she didn't kill anyone.

Everyone on the internet is crying about the tackle.

>>663286314
I can't think of a possible scenario in which is would be justified. Unless he just Bruce Lee'd the shit out of 20 cops prior to that and is walking over to fuck up the rest.

>>663281954
top fucking kek, didnt even notice it at first.

That fucking mouse is a real nigger

>>663286269

Taking the full picture with context doesn't imply that it changes the brutal nature of excessive force and violence. It simply means taking the full picture and context into consideration. What if there was more violence and brutality that you don't see from just a 10 second clip? What if more violence and brutality is apart of the whole picture? The full picture and context are important, regardless.

>>663286414
Again though, that's not a cop's job. His job is literally to restrain people and use the amount of force necessary to do so. Whether she's a bitch or not shouldn't factor into his actions since he should be above that.

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rekt folder almost empty, help me fill it

>>663286238
That person should receive the worst pain on earth, fucking asshole, this makes me rage

>>663285632
no kitty thats a bad god damn kitty

>>663286238
hardcore

>>663286279
They probably grew up wanting to be Judge Dredd.

>>663286584
Just made me think of a police academy graduation where all the cops are doing retarded "I am the law!" impersonations.

>>663286437

With that specific clip, with the man in the wheelchair, obviously we can assume there wasn't a situation that led up to that, wherein he deserved to be beaten like that. It was more of a general statement, in regards to keeping things in context with the whole picture.

>>663285632
Kek, dude is all "sit cho ass down snake"

>>663283690
It was a prank bro.

>>663285624
A Degu was the second. Imagine a gerbil the size of a large rat. Fucker was mean, got out of its cage once and we had five people chasing it like an escaped convict. Bit the shit out of my hands every time I tried to clean it's cage.

First was a Russian dwarf hamster named Natasha. That creature was so mean that when she went blind at the age of two, it didn't even phase her. She would go about her business, but if she si much as smelled someone standing near her cage, she'd do her blind best to figure out where they were, and would climb the cage trying to bite them, making this awful chittering/hissing noise. Thing lived to be three years old, probably fueled by pure hatred.

>>663285371
Shit like this warms my heart

But then I remember I'm a pedophile, and it goes cold again.

>>663286652
Oh, thought we were talking about the black man mace webm. My bad.

>>663282523
I kept expecting her to shit but she never did.

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>>663286504
faggot I didn't say you were wrong, I said apply that test, with full context applied

>>663286692
Hamsters are vicious, especially wild ones with kids. They can clamp their jaws down so hard you have to kill them to get them off.

>>663286648
I never saw any police academy movies, so I don't know about that scene, sorry.

>>663286698
Just think of the children.

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>>663286692
>tfw had 2 degus
>one had an infection that spread to its brain
>opted for surgery but caught it too late
>have her ashes on my shelf
>had to give away the other since they get depressed on their own

>>663286698
You don't have to actively think about being a pedophile 24/7 you know..

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>>663282306

>>663282523
Why she no shit?

>>663286870
imagine how a deepthroat would feel

>>663282979

Fix it now! Before it gets to this.

>>663286870
ech

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>>663286877
>Just think of the children.

>>663286830
what a fucking faggot

i literally want to cut this girls throat

>>663286973
lol that filename

>>663285789
This is what happens when people are arrested and they say suspect died while incustody due to injuries sustained in the pursuit or w.e

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>>663286238
This is why i kill people

>>663286767

Depends on a number of factors. However, lets say a non-cop beats someone in a wheelchair excessively for absolutely no reason. Obviously, they're breaking the law. I know what you're saying and I know what you're getting at. If someone breaks the law, regardless if they have a badge or not, they're breaking the law. Nobody is above the law.

>>663282979
Take a plastic straw, cut off a short length of it. Half that length so you have a half circle of short plastic, attempt to slide it under and between the ingrown nail and your skin without breaking off the tip of the nail digging into you. Leave plastic until nail grows/bends back naturally, problem solved. Had to do this when I was 16 and the nail made kicking the ball during soccer unbearable.

>>663286973

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE FUEL TANK

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Melt the ants

Bug war now

>>663286957
This was at an art exhibition, 'Art Cologne', a few years back.
The artist named Milo Moiré put eggs full of paint in her vagina and pushed them out. There were a lot of eggs of different colors.

>>663282861

Isn't it dangerious to pull someone out of the fencing position?

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>>663286870
sauce me anon-kun

>>663286238
You sir need a kicking!!

>>663287464
I'm so autistic all I could think is "bet she doesn't even fucking know who mick jagger is"

>>663285632
they were all defanged and had their venoms removed. poor cobras

>>663284777
filename kek

>>663286877

Every dwarf hamster we had before Natasha was pretty mean too, just not that mean. I've taken to avoiding dwarf hamsters like the plague.

I've had awesome luck with Black Bear hamsters and Panda Bear hamsters though. Super passive, only downside is they sleep a lot more.

>>663286879

Is that probably why mine was so mean? My family never even heard of them before, my mum just went out shopping one day and came home with it. Extra strange because she did not like having hamsters or rabbits or pretty much anything.

>>663286551
>making sense on /b/

>>663286870
Those LIPS...

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>>663284777

>>663287464
>nonporn
>posts stomething that makes me harder than the average porn thread

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>>663287319
>>663287464
>>663287512
fucking disgusting asian whores

>>663287464
doe she know i can see her pussy?

>>663287732
If you only had one degu, maybe.
Mine were both docile and great. Would put my hand in and they'd "groom" me, biting excess skin away etc.. If they'd get too deep I'd mimic them with squeaking and they'd soften up. Used to have them on my shoulders and shit all the time. Really miss them.

>>663287732
Do they eat bamboo?

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>>663287909
>fucking disgusting asian whores

But if they told you you'd be allowed to sex them for 2 seconds but only if you kneel and beg, you'd do it in an instant.

>>663287243
Making you the same, if not worse. Good response bro.

>>663288154
Depends. If he kills people like the guy in the video, I'd say he's at least not worse.

>>663287261
right in the feels

>>663287112
Wait. Why.what did she do?

>>663283690
>felony
>a $50 coffee thermos and $5 worth of coffee

>>663288154
If he'd kill these people without the feel of revenge; so no desire to hurt, torture or in any way prolong death, but just to help the world get rid of them..

.. then he's an alright anon.

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>>663283425
The internet.

>>663284777
Better than the us navy seals

>>663283799
>>663284540
http://articles.latimes.com/2012/may/23/nation/la-na-nn-washingmachine-kid-20120523

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>>663282306

>>663288510
save another thumbnail faggot

>>663288347
>stealing is legally ok if that shit is cheap

>>663288501
I'd love to put my balls in there

>>663288299
wasted hundreds and hundreds of dollars of her own money just so she could pretend like she liked video games so stupid beta faggots would pay attention to her. she spent two entire paychecks from her shitty job at panera bread or some shit just so she could dress like some random video game character she barely knows anything about so she could show her tits off to gross neckbeards at a sweaty ass convention.

>>663287112
While i hate people when they cosplay a character as the opposite sex, she is smoking hot in that deathwing costume.

>>663288671
theft under $1000 is a misdemeanor you fucking autist

>>663284634
>It can't be that bad, he's just missing that little sect-

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>>663288309
my 95 yr old gma can open up coconuts
straight from the tree with a machete faster than this bitch

>>663288830
You would know nigger

>>663288830
Yeah, I'm sure that guy has priors, thereby bumping it up to a felony.

>>663281466
send me some webms they dont work on my phone 0438080284

>>663286405
:0 what happen to kittu? :(((((

>>663288754
you are exactly the reason why she does shit like that, because she wants the attention of disgusting neckbeards because her dad ran out on her when she was a kid. instead of doing something worthwhile like investing that money or putting it into savings or buying something she needs, she spent on the attention of sweaty beta faggots like yourself. good job, nigger.

>>663288962
>status of a law changes based on priors
assuming this isnt just shitty bait, you're fucking retarded. it doesn't "become a felony" if he has priors, he would just have to pay more of a fine. you can't go to jail for theft under $1000.

>>663286405
it always makes me feel like the film crew should save it at least.

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>>663288995
oh shut the fuck up, to each their own.

Launch a crusade against cheerleaders next faggot

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>>663286870

reminds me of this

>>663288701
Maybe she is a payed model and it's her job to cosplay? Can't always judge a book by its cover. I don't even like video games, but she looks awesome.

>>663289170
>to each their own
go back to reddit

>Did she turn retarded?
>>663284543
Nope. She remanned to be a nigger.
>Inb4 niggers are smart animals

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>>663288701
are you on the spectrum..
or is this bait have i been baited by replying to this some one help i don't know what to do

>>663288613
that cat looks like a cloud

>>663281954
Prop Hunt in a nutshell

>>663285637
He was probably being a goofy annoying tard

>>663289248
kill yourself, that's what you do

>>663286411
like taking the bait stupid

>>663289293
fuck off back to reddit you fucking middle schooler

>>663289345
what the fuck happened to that turtle?

>>663286830
I'd hit it.

>>663289158
This is fucking incredible

>>663286405
Fuck I just looked up the video and it really is heartbreaking.

>>663289139
Me too and no one probably should because natural course and stuff. Those videos are always shot by professional biologists who are really strict about those things.

>>663288995
>because her dad ran out when she was a kid

What are you? twelve?

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>>663289323
ok

>>663289440
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA/videos

>>663289291
hope he was ok

>>663289158
Thanks Anon, I've already completed Last of Us on highest difficulty. Now that I've seen this, I think I'm ready.

>>663289469
that's the only reason stupid american bitches like her are so desperate for attention

>>663284634
I would like some context. How is he still alive?

>>663281857
The baby running to the left had its head crushed by the trap.

Neat!

>>663285721
he's still strapped to a fucking chair and getting it way beyond necessary

>>663287421
dude theyre niggers, what do you expect

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>>663289158

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Calligraphy makes me angry

>>663285487
It's a fucking calculator you retard. These were used in the pre-transistor times.

>>663289386
>what the fuck happened to that turtle?
>happened to that turtle?
>that turtle?
>turtle
>turtle
>mfw no turtle
>mfw no face

>>663289589
Thanks for confirming your age.

>>663289641
Yeah we really messed Africa up.

>>663281788

where's the cum shot?

>>663289181
>implying you wouldn't want to fuck a demon

>>663289796
what are you implying?

>>663288629
i did.. instant regret

>>663289780
Just because you can't see the transistors doesn't mean they aren't there you idiot

>>663289479
thats pretty much how the universe formed

>>663289796
extreme newfag

>>663289570
fuck me, that whiplash is amazing

>>663289811
The only faggots who call people out on their age on 4chan are high schoolers

>>663289820
>>663290045

And here I am with my psychology degree

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>>663290045
dat health potion

>>663289386
imo it's an armadillo

>>663289855

Fucking a demon isn't the issue.

It's the post-fuck removal of my head I'm concerned about.

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>>663284777

>>663283840

Underrated post

>>663289591
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemispherectomy
It's possible to live with only half your brain as long as the part resposible for your organs is intact. But it's usually only done on small children, because their brain adapts and they can live mostly normally.

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>>663284777

checked. and check 'em right back

>>663287006
tongue length has little effect on how deepthroat would feel.

>>663287243
no you don't, faggot

>>663286567
faggot

>>663289386
thats armored mouse you idiot

>>663290387
It benefits the overall experience you fag

>>663289386

Lost his sense of taste.

>>663289796

You've never a rock turtle before?

>>663290222

Lies. Clearly a rock turtle.

>>663290581
My scrote shrank a little watching that

>>663285567
in case he becomes a walker

>>663290581
MichaelSchumacher.webm

>>663285371
Holy shit! Did he survive being mauled?

>>663287261

cat gives CPR

>>663288962
No, that's just you being a racist

>>663281466
lost it

>>663287545

you can fuck both of them together for only $600.

>>663289812
elaborate on this thought my friend

>>663282593
>filename not "Battletoads"
>what fuck m8

>>663291176
pls ):

>>663290409
I hate the oceans and beaches, now, bc
it's make-believe that the waves
observe boundaries.

>>663291227
no :^)