Find a funnier and sexier chick than Amy Schumer. Good luck.

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Tig Notaro. Definitely funnier, not sexier, but I'm sure there's some of you on this board into aging chicks with no tits that look like dudes.

>>663271884
>non-ironically finding Amy Schumer attractive
Good goyim.

>>663272591
she is literally revolting and looks really unfunny

>>663271884
This isn't even a challenge. Iliza Schelinger is way funnier and way hotter. I probably fucked up her stupid name though.

Women aint funny yo

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Joan Rivers... may she rest in Jewish heaven.

>>663271884
whitney cummings

>>663271884
I saw her standup which was hilarious, and she's quite hot. But her values are fucked up. It's so obvious she's been the easy slut for frat boys her whole life and tries to judge guys for it.

>>663273114
More attractive, easy. Funnier woman counting standup only and not her shit show, pretty difficult. Both? Hmm...Probably that Itailian chick that does all the roasts...

Literally anyone is funnier and sexier than Amy Schumer. Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Chelsea Handler, Sarah Tiana, Whitney Cummings, Jen Kirkman. Just off the top of my head. Could keep going.

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>>663271884
This person.

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She also isn't a chubster.

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>>663272591
OP is trolling but you're right. Tig Notaro is funny as hell

>>663273403
Is she funny? I've only ever seen her on Community which is the least funny show ever created.

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>>663272811
She is seriously in the top 5 funniest comedians alive today.

>>663273561
not funnier

>>663271884
>muh vagina lol

As a rule women aren't funny but I do like Dee from Always Sunny and Angela from The Office.

>>663271884
Chicks ain't funny bro. Come to think of it, they can't do much eh excel there's a few good singers act. No good actresses though.

But yeah female comedians are just cringe

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iliza shlesinger. Her humor is on the same shitty level as Schumer but she is far hotter.

>>663273794
This, /thread

Amy is fucking ugly and not funny at all. Kinda fuckable body, Ill give her that much. She should be on cheap porn with some niggers and shit.

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silverman beats them all

>Routine list C celebrity marketing spam drone

pls die

>>663273949
Oh fuck, completely forgot about her yeah, this is the winrar

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>>663273164
> her values are fucked up. It's so obvious she's been the easy slut for frat boys her whole life and tries to judge guys for it.

Ya know that is just a schtick, don't you anon?

She's jewish - that means uptight-special-princess to the max - inclined to either asexuality or severe sexual repression and self-loathing.

I'd bet IRL that she secretly finds sex disgusting and only has it to manipulate men she decides she wants in her life.

>>663273949
Used to be hot.

>>663273949
>body like a fire hydrant
>sexy

No.

>>663273649
>woman
>top 5 funniest comedians
lol i think your the funny comedian

>>663273794
>far hotter
are you blind, retarded or gay?

>>663273794

ew - furry chimp arms

>>663271884
Lol, obvious bait

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Sommore, honestly. Much funnier and fatter ass.

>>663271884

>Amy Schumer joke #1

HEY LADIES, PROMISCUOUS. SEX. AM I RIGHT?

>crowd goes ballistic

>Joke #2

WOKE UP DRUNK NEXT TO A RANDOM GUY, AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT, LADIES?

>Earth splits in half from the shrill laughter of a billion single females

>>663274179
So you're saying this girl isnt hotter than Amy Schumer?

>>663274253

This.

>background wail of dem last few unfertilised eggs....

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>>663273949
>>663274048

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>>663274410

wide bitch is wide

> you people will fuck ANYTHING

>>663274253
This.

>>663271884
Funny as crib death. Attractive as a mountain of shit.

>>663274253
i think ur 2 dum to get her jokes

>>663274066
Mom?

>>663274373
Yes.

>>663273360
Man the aboriginal hate on this board lately has been strong....but any nigger hate is good hate

>>663271884
She's genuinely not funny. I think women can be really funny, just not her. There's a type of female comedy that's the equivilent of girls on 4chan starting posts with 'Hey guys, femanon here' and expecting everyone to instantly pay attention, agree with what they say, and help her without trolling. People like Amy Schumer do exactly this, except what they say is 'I'm going to reveal something mildly intimate that may or may not be true on the condition that you agree to laugh at it. Also other women, you have to laugh at me otherwise men will say there are no funny women.'

As I said, I can name dozens of funny women comedians, it's just that she isn't one of them.

>>663274111
Nice trips, but 4/5 of the people on that list are male. Tig blows every female comedian out of the water.

>>663274734
Then you are blind, gay and retarded.

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>>663274066
No... She's slutty in real life and I love it

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>>663271884
Tina ftw.

What do I win, OP?

>>663274976
said the blinder gayer retard

>>663274487
> you people will fantasise about fucking ANYTHING

FTFY.

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>>663271884
faggot nice bait

>>663274410
she put weight on for the role, there was a film last year where she looks much better

>>663275247
nothing cos that bitch is uuuuuuugly

>>663274734
Where do you keep your extra chromosome?

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>>663275143

>being this 12YOunderageb&

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>>663275355

kek'd

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>>663271884
Sorry OP, but I don't find the advocacy of disarmament either funny or sexy. Amy Schumer is just another elitist gun grabber like her uncle Chuck.

>>663276179
please have sex

>>663273003
>may she rest in Jewish heaven.
Wasn't it the Jews who killed Jesus? No way they're going to heaven.

>>663275247
Poehler is hotter and way funnier

>>663276179
HAHAHAHA Faggot Americunt

>>663276422
Your jealousy is showing...

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>>663271884
That was easy.

>>663276501
>Jealous
of america? you're kidding right?

>>663273003
When comedians grovel over joan rivers it makes my stomach hurt
She was annoying as fuck
And intensely not funny
Saying the dirtiest dumbest shit you can come up with isnt clever or humorously

>>663276530
Who that is Monica

>>663276501
WTF you talking about I am an Americunt too just not a faggot like you.

>>663276631
No, it's really obvious you are just stop plz

>>663275555
Proof it!

>>663276671
Chill fam, you acting like a europleb

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>>663276674

>>663276783
Please stop talking to me

>>663276530
correct

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>>663276530
> he doesn't know Lily von Schtupp

>>663275555
Nigga you can see her ribs.

>>663273561
Cunt

>>663276724
Can't remember the name of the movie, but my quads prove it.

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>>663276822

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Iliza

>>663276880
Because she's stretching, you'd have to be pretty fucking obese to not have ribs visible when stretching.

>>663275864
in ur moms ass

>>663276735
> you acting like a europleb
Forgets that america is where europe dumped all the retarded trash they didn't want.
Like I said Anon you is a faggot

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>>663276179
fuck off amerifag

>>663276289
>we should protect our constitutional rights
>HA WHAT A VIRGIN

this is why youre retarded

>>663277028
Lol, no.. Britain wanted the colonies soo bad, but they got their asses kicked.

>>663277028
Look man, it's not a big deal that I'm American and your from wherever, stop being weird about this

>>663276530
lol she looks like a schumer wannabe

>>663277187
These people are weird. America is relevant to them and they're nothing to us.. They lose sleep at night over us Americans.

>>663277275
Do they even realize how cringy it is to us?

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>>663277028
>Forgets that america is where europe dumped all the retarded trash they didn't want.

You're thinking of Australia M80 - Murka got retarded by importing niggers and wetbacks in vast numbers.

>>663277189
You're going to hell for this.

Not that angsty hell-is-the-absence-of-god kinda hell but full blown hot-poker-in-the-ass-for-all-eternity hell.

>>663271884
>Sexy
Meh, probably. She's not too bad looking.
>Funny
She's trying way too hard for that. It feels forced and she rarely pulls off a chuckle.

>>663277185
with help from the french cuz the US cannot win a war by themselfs

The Hitch was right. Women are not funny.

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>>663277379
>Australia
The country that half asses everything and still beats America in the HDI.
Not to mention having the worlds most livable city like... 5 years running?
Australia > america

>>663271884
Every female that has ever existed.

>>663277640
and some men

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>>663277338
>cringed hard at merifags

>>663277701
faggot

>>663276179
>Amy Schumer
>elitist
downtrodden whining fgt pls

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>>663277275
Donald trump is running for president
your country is a joke

>>663277338
>Do they even realize
they have no fckg idea

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>>663271884

Literally every girl in this world is funnier and sexier than Amy Schumer

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>>663277590

There's cheese in my fridge that has more culture than Straya, it's nothing but massive bitey spiders, homos, sheep-worriers, drunk inbred abos and several 1000 miles of places fit for nothing but testing our nukes on.

Enjoy your melanomas.

>pic related: is King of Straya

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>>663278405
that makes you gay

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>>663278498
>implying america has culture

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>>663271884
This

>>663272591
Not hot, but I agree, Tig is really fucking funny.

>>663278735
chick not sith

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>>663271884
>>663271884
no julia

>>663274218
Inb4 nigger

>>663277395
this. She's a tryhard.

>>663278990
she is grose

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>>663278710

>implying I'm a 'Mericunt

>>663271884
>Find a funnier and sexier chick than Amy Schumer.
>Good luck.
sexy aint do a man no good when she's lesbo

>>663271884
Did you say fatter and sicker?

>>663273360
Holy fucking kek motherfuck she is a politician from my old town, my motherfuckin sides

>>663280047
>sicker
your a special sort of retard

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>>663275818

>>663277028
>implying America didn't stomp Europe in a war for their colonies

Kill yourself europleb

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>>663278325

Yeah, the Americunts should get sensible parties and candidates, like the Europeans...

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>>663277549
We won the civil war faggot

only joke i ever heard from her was when she ''rosted'' steve-o and told him everyone wisched he died instead or ryan dunn
i didnt like it

>>663280424
Best so far

>>663275247
This, you win. Lets all go home.

>>663278325
You're*

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>>663271884
No she is not funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRe2Rs7LomY
No she is a skinnyfat borderline fat slut pic related and mind you heavily Photoshopped

>>663281426
Finally. I was wondering if any of you fuck tards knew Leggero.

Jennifer Lawrence m8

>>663281745
Kek