Find a funnier and sexier chick than Amy Schumer.
Tig Notaro. Definitely funnier, not sexier, but I'm sure there's some of you on this board into aging chicks with no tits that look like dudes.
I saw her standup which was hilarious, and she's quite hot. But her values are fucked up. It's so obvious she's been the easy slut for frat boys her whole life and tries to judge guys for it.
Literally anyone is funnier and sexier than Amy Schumer. Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Chelsea Handler, Sarah Tiana, Whitney Cummings, Jen Kirkman. Just off the top of my head. Could keep going.
iliza shlesinger. Her humor is on the same shitty level as Schumer but she is far hotter.
> her values are fucked up. It's so obvious she's been the easy slut for frat boys her whole life and tries to judge guys for it.
Ya know that is just a schtick, don't you anon?
She's jewish - that means uptight-special-princess to the max - inclined to either asexuality or severe sexual repression and self-loathing.
I'd bet IRL that she secretly finds sex disgusting and only has it to manipulate men she decides she wants in her life.
>Amy Schumer joke #1
HEY LADIES, PROMISCUOUS. SEX. AM I RIGHT?
>crowd goes ballistic
WOKE UP DRUNK NEXT TO A RANDOM GUY, AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT, LADIES?
>Earth splits in half from the shrill laughter of a billion single females
She's genuinely not funny. I think women can be really funny, just not her. There's a type of female comedy that's the equivilent of girls on 4chan starting posts with 'Hey guys, femanon here' and expecting everyone to instantly pay attention, agree with what they say, and help her without trolling. People like Amy Schumer do exactly this, except what they say is 'I'm going to reveal something mildly intimate that may or may not be true on the condition that you agree to laugh at it. Also other women, you have to laugh at me otherwise men will say there are no funny women.'
As I said, I can name dozens of funny women comedians, it's just that she isn't one of them.
Sorry OP, but I don't find the advocacy of disarmament either funny or sexy. Amy Schumer is just another elitist gun grabber like her uncle Chuck.
When comedians grovel over joan rivers it makes my stomach hurt
She was annoying as fuck
And intensely not funny
Saying the dirtiest dumbest shit you can come up with isnt clever or humorously
>Forgets that america is where europe dumped all the retarded trash they didn't want.
You're thinking of Australia M80 - Murka got retarded by importing niggers and wetbacks in vast numbers.
The country that half asses everything and still beats America in the HDI.
Not to mention having the worlds most livable city like... 5 years running?
Australia > america
>cringed hard at merifags
Donald trump is running for president
your country is a joke
Literally every girl in this world is funnier and sexier than Amy Schumer
There's cheese in my fridge that has more culture than Straya, it's nothing but massive bitey spiders, homos, sheep-worriers, drunk inbred abos and several 1000 miles of places fit for nothing but testing our nukes on.
Enjoy your melanomas.
>pic related: is King of Straya
Yeah, the Americunts should get sensible parties and candidates, like the Europeans...
No she is not funny
No she is a skinnyfat borderline fat slut pic related and mind you heavily Photoshopped