Yolandi thread? Yolandi thread.
Yolandi needs to eat some fucking cheeseburgers.
YOLANDI WILL COMEE TO YOU O THIS NIGHT IN YOUR SLEEP, FAGGOT!
BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID!
Itt: faggots that couldn't handle a bad bitch like yolandi.
I would go midevil on all her orifaces.
Does acnekun like yolando?
from this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nrF5aXPlQ
Lindsey > Yolandi
Yolandi in the early days of Die Antwoord alongside Max Normal when they both shared a more conventional appearance.
This is now a Lindsey Stirling thread.
It was as "real" as time allowed it to be.
randomly passing through posting some OC
on multiple thread , good luck finding all the set /b/ros
Saved and drooling
They're both female musicians who are less famous for their music than their performance around their music, and both are perpetual online waifu favourites among the fedora-and-katana crowd.
Jealousy is an ugly thing, anon.
Have her fb as the first thing I see on my wall always makes me go AWWWWWW
Laughed my self into shitting my pants.
if you like pre zef yolandi......
What are you 12 years old, faggot?
What kind of remedial faggot uses "ewww" as an exprecsion for a woman's ass, much less anything else?
HONESTLY, TAKE YOU JUVENILE FAGGOTRY BACK TO REDDIT, FAGGOT!
This is clearly a site for adults anmd children are not welcome....
..unless they are naked, of course.
Shhh they will come, and post not-sexy shit like this.
A bunch of talentless has-beens told Lindsey on national television that she didn't have what it takes. Most people would have crawled away and become a bank clerk after that. Instead, Lindsey rolled up her sleeves and became the most popular musician on YouTube, forging a career from her own hard work and ambition. You're mad and jealous because you can't even imagine that kind of talent and courage.
Talent? Let's talk about her ass, that's the good thing.
Lindsey ass is best ass. A taut dancer's body is a lot better than those flabby twerking "booties" you see in pop music.
>No Yolandi Vi$$er
The Dutch may well have settled in South Africa, but that doesn't mean Yolandi is automatically spawned from incest just because you're too queer to appreciate her.
I also doubt she holds any endearment towards nationality.
ITT: A 10/10 from Russia is the equivalent of a 3/10 in the US.
Ugh she may have a nice ass, and she may look like Garth, but she still looks like an irritating cunt to be around.
This thread is already in the running for worst thread of 2016.
You know, I too was once one of these people spewing all this same breed of hatred (what is this trailer trash inbred "thing!?" etc) towards Yolandi. Mainly because of her appearance and because I too wouldn't take chances on "new" things
However that all changed after I stopped listening to the same old crap day in and day out and turned 13.
It'll happen to you too one day. Maybe not at 13, but you know, it'll happen...probably... maybe.
Until then keep sucking nigger cock, faggots.
She's incredibly humble and charming. I joined her YouTube channel in the very beginning and she responded to my comments all the time. Until her channel became so large that it became impossible, she used to talk to her fans all the time. She's sweet, down-to-earth, and very approachable.
That's a matter of opinion and yours isn't worth the toilet paper you used to wipe up yours.
>yfw what a great musician and womyn Stirling is
enjoy being out of touch, decrepit and on the edge of death, grampa faggot.
Well, I just heard one of her tunes.
Mate, I'm sorry to break it to you, but your taste in music is shit. That was honestly one of the worst things I've ever heard.
Who the fuck thought it'd be a good idea to mix a shitty 120bpm 8 bar house loop (Which by itself was also terribly produced) with cowboy fiddle music? It defies all logic, and it didn't sound good.
So she might be a nice person but now I think she's even more annoying, due to her god-awful music.
>yfw what a great musician and womyn stirling is
That doesn't even make any sense.
If you use that same phrase about 5 times more, I'm sure it will catch on with the other inept retards who really can't think of anything else to say.
Oh wait, that already happened.
Welcome to 2016, cum guzzler.
Try this Star Wars medley:
...and this Skyrim cover...
>the point to my previous post was to make absolutely zero sense, and to look like a total faggot
She is literally a meme. Ethan and Hila could react to her.
... I've got a pretty good feeling she does more than psychedelics...
Let's say; maybe.
Yeah dude honestly you can use a multitude of different drugs but you'll always have a favorite. I've done like 50 different substances but never done any hard shit. You can be a huge druggie and still have a spirit drug. Mine is LSD.
Yolandi looks like she could get some fucking safari ket too
This is playing a fuckin violin. Forget that bitch.
I'm 47, actually. And both Lindsey Stirling and Pete Hollens are the fucking definition of "indie." Just because they don't sound like Death Cab for Cutie or Mars Volta doesn't make their corporate shrink-wrap. The irony of a stereotyped "indie sound" they fail to conform to is just delicious.
What happened, faggot, your DeLorean break down in 2009, or did you?
Get with the times, you sad old senile sack of shit.
What you think, is she ok, or there's any consecuences of drugs use?
Are you shilling on /b? Are you jody from marketing who's gone a little too far down the "social media" rabbithole?
Explain how knowning you are using antiquated memes and the approximate time those memes were still relative makes ME the newfag?
Well it actually is so, yeah.
MDMA is even considered a psychedelic, in a non-traditional sense. Anything that makes you explore your mind is by definition a psychedelic.
>formed irregularly from (psyche) + Greek dēlos ‘clear, manifest’
So yeah, sorry but it is. Even self asphyxiation is in a way. It makes you re-think your life.
But seriously even consciousness itself is a trip.
I was here a long time before all you fucking kids showed up and turned /b/ into Habbo Hotel. This place wasn't infested with teenyboppers until the feds freaked out over Anonymous and made moot nerf the place under threat of having his servers seized and spending time in Gitmo. /b/ doesn't belong to you kids.
Wow. Sounds like some bullshit to me.
>>Here, just let me sip my morning coffee, read the newspaper, and trip my fucking balls off.
>>Oh I'm sorry, Suzanne, I didn't mean to get in your way. Let me rethink my route while I TRIP MY FUCKING BALLS OFF.
>>I'm sorry, I can't make it out tonight, man. I'll be busy hallucinating from all this Netflix I'm watching.
>>I wonder wha-WHOOPS. DIDN'T MEAN TO THINK TOO MUCH. Now I'm having a bad trip.
Does she have a name?
Does she sing on any of their new tracks?
I'll be looking out for her trax.
is this her too?
Bumping with more Sixteen Jones and Yolandi Vi$$er!!