hey /b/ i need your help.
what makes a girl sexy? i'm talking about things like her clothes, hair, actions, etc.
i really wanna turn my boyfriend on and make him go crazy for me.
what makes a boy go crazy is basically what i'm asking
To put it simply: act like a slut for him.
Be as slutty as you can when you are in a private environment. Think like a slut.
If this is not very clear (it may not be cause im pretty drunk) let me know and I will assist you in becoming more of a slut for your beloved.
here is a picture of the two of us
it's not that we don't bang, but it's getting kind of boring and repetitive and i wanna spice things up a bit. look real good for him and stuff
how do i become more of a slut for my beloved
i'm just gonna let you know now that there will be none of my tits in this thread, especially considering there is a picture of my face already. waiting for tits = wasting your time
Get some nice slut gear (sexy clothes, lingerie, etc). Making sure it accentuates your tits/ass.
Get on your knees for him and give him a sensual blowjob.
Move your way to the bed and get into the 69 position after you suck him off a bit first, make sure you're on top.
Keep bobbing your head nice and slow and let him sniff your pussy/lick/explore. When he does, that's your queue to stick your finger into his asshole deep.
1) Be completely honest about your sexual fantasies. Guys are often willing to oblige and will often get a taste for it so long as you are enjoying yourself.
2) Just be a slut in the bedroom, or private environments. Cut loose, and just release your inner slut. every girl has it. It just takes some practice to let it out.
3) above all, be vocal and communicative. I shouldn't need to explain this one.
watch shyla stylez do porn and take notes on the things she does for her man. She's a fucking slut in bed. the perfect slut. Imitate her and youll be golden. Your man wants anal, he wants to cum on your face while youre sticking your tongue out. He wants to cum up your ass. He wants you to suck his dick right after anal and not be disgusted by any of this, ever! You have to love every second of being a total fucking slut for him. Just be really dirty and ask him to pull your hair and spread your ass cheeks. Wear really high heels in bed. He can fuck you from behind while he holds the heels like handles, which perks your ass up in a very spherical way. fuckin hot as fuck
This man is right! YOU MUST LISTEN TO HIM!
not him, but you are the one who doesn't know how it works. tits or gtfo isn't a rule instated simply because anon has acknowledged she is a girl. tits or gtfo occurs when a girl si trying to use her gender as a means of attention. anon is simply creating a thread, one that stating that she is a female is relevant to the bread.
you are new as fuck if you think the rules are worth a damn
they were never enforceable and you know it
only way you could ever enforce tits or gtfo is to sit there and go REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE all over the thread until she gets bored and leaves
then go to /r9k/ and start a thread asking for advice on how come girls won't talk to you
If anal isnt his thing (he might like you playing with his anus, like gently licking around it. Not my thing, but I get it... sorta), you don't need it to fulfill his fantasies. You just have to ask him, and tell him about your own fantasies. Me and my girl talk about sex non stop, and its very informative and useful to us. We end up fucking all day and trying new things. I'm 22 btw, and I'm the one giving you tips like imitate Shyla Stylez.
Oh and a HUGE one for me is the schoolgirl outfit. Red tartan skirt, pulled up very short, with panties showing. Tight white dress shirt rolled up, exposing your sexy little tummy, and your hair tied in a pony tail, also cleavage thanks to a push up bra.
I think its cause I went to private school in high school and didnt have sex until I was 18, after HS
well you gotta get the right angle tbh. At least for me. You cant just jam a finger up in there. Every one is different tho so op's bf might like it...i dunno. seems like advanced material for someone as vanilla as op
this is the worst place to ask for advice, someone mentioned a womens magazine, i recommend that. if you ask me id say get into his head and ask whats really in there, some guys are into some pretty wierd shit, shit they might even be ashamed of
Well duh. We all agreed she would to be 69ing with him. Then after hes super worked up and lost in eating pussy, she will slide her finger up his ass and force him to take it whether or not he want to and or is uncomfortable. Hes getting a finger in his ass tonight,
Mine has done it both ways. With nails is best, but as long as they aren't super long or sharp. But relaxing is like the easiest part. Just do some Foreplay and get comfy. Her finger will be up your ass in no time ;)
okay i will pay extra attention to his cute little asshole hehe.
he loves it up the butt. i've even fucked him with a strap-on before. i'll work it up to that point.
kind of don't want ALL of the attention on his asshole though, i want him to want to fuck me hard
Then here is the solution: Tease him
get him all worked up by doing all the things he wants to his butt, his balls, his cock,
then just stop and bend over/spread your legs.
he will fuck you harder then ever before.
at least i would in his position. Nothing gets me hornier than a good sloppy rim/blowjob
>million dollar smile
>love of big black dicks
Take a day off and clean his entire house, do his laundry etc. Go on a recipe site and make any dinner rated five stars. By the end of that meal either his dick will be diamond or you're daring a virgin.
>he loves it up the butt.
>i've even fucked him with a strap-on before.
So you're going out with a beta cuckfag that likes to get his ass pounded by a woman?
Good luck turning him on!
He's gayer than a sac of glitter
do something kinky. wear no panties and a short skirt on a date and tell him to fuck you right there in the middle of some store. when he comes home from work one night be wearing nothing but your finest pearls and red lipstick. it aint rocket science
>My girl's on vacation
>sex 2-3 times a day
>young and full
Well, I'm not a nigger so no i wouldn't.
You're not a nigger are you?
I'm insecure about getting fingers jammed up my ass...
Idk man, I doubt I'll ever enjoy it. I do enjoy my girl sucking my cock, then balls, then licking my ass while I jack off, but I don't think I'll enjoy anything more than that.
Might change my mind eventually I guess.
I'm very open-minded, but I get weirded out when my ass is involved
Like whenever a chick tries to bring out her best seductive/porn actress voice I'm like pls stop I don't even listen to that shit whenever I masturbate, whatever comes out on their own is way more attractive.
its ok, you may never get there and thats fine. just realise that there is a cluster of nerves around your prostate and that its possible to derive a lot of pleasure from getting a finger worked in there. some people dont get anything out of it, others do.
ah well she's in Florida with her grandparents, staying in their old folks home lol, so I'm just hoping she doesnt meet young people at the beach, get fucked up and do blow and suck nigger dick
At least you can admit what you are, faggot.
yes. when contrived, sluttiness is just...so fucking bad. I can barely watch porn with that kinda stuff going on. But every girl has it in them. It just takes the bravery to be honest about it.
Ew, totally agree on that one. Bitches saying shit like, *aggressive tone* "I want you to jam that fat COCK down my FUCKING throat!" "Treat me like the little FUCKING whore I am"
Fucking hate that shit, it turns me off so much. I like a slightly submissive girl. Or one that is a tiny bit tough, but then lets you break her every time you have sex... mmmm
kind of agree. Kind of disagree.
If you have ever had a bitch genuinely tell you that she needs you to fuck her face...well....idk how to describe it. its awesome. but it needs to be genuine.
yeah upon rereading my post I realize that I actually kinda like those words I used in the examples... The thing is you're absolutely right in that it has to be genuine. If it sounds forced and fake, its not gonna get much of a RISE out of me
not a lot of girls are honest enough about their slut levels man. If a girl is genuine about it...god, you best wife that bitch. I too am turned off by the fakeness in girls. its almost disgusting, but more along the lines of automatic disinterest when detected.
I was on the phone accidentally being seductive then she pulled out an extremely sexual tone of voice that left me confused, embarrassed, aroused, and scared.
I still don't really know if she's into me or not.
I have a really difficult time gauging people's emotional maturity cuz I only hang out with two-faced addicts.
Idk about you anon but me and my girlfriend have sex at least 2 times a day. It does help that we are into S&M and i have a bunch of toys. Also she loves to swallow.
>many tail whip
>anal cat tail (RP cat games)
There's so much you can do when you add a little spice to sex.
Its all about what you are comfortable with. If the Over sexualized tone doesn't do it for you, then don't feel bad. If you could see yourself caring about this girl, then I would attempt to get out of your comfort zone and start getting used to her being this way.
getting used to someone being that honest about what they want is extremely refreshing. it feels good...at least to me. For a girl to be honest about how much she wants me is a HUGE turn on. Idk how you associate with those kinds of signals, but don't fee bad if you prefer more subtle hints. Just give it a chance.
Kind of already blew my opportunity cuz a friend trolled me into asking her out to show me how I'm that easily manipulated and shouldn't be in a relationship.
Now I just pseudo-stalk her by visiting her resteaurant to say hi occassionally because that's the only opportunity I have to get to know her on any kind of level.
Sorry there were a lot of blanks I didn't fill in.
well bro, keep an open mind but please do move on. Depending on the situation(idk the full details), the train has left the station. If she decides to find interest in you again, then keep an open mind for that but don't expect it. As guys, it is our duty to always be available.
Another girl will come your way. Just take care of yourself and do stuff for you. Girls can tell when you do stuff for you. They like it cause at their core they are parasites. I meant that a lot less harshly, but that is the jist of it.
I have no actual idea how to register a girl's interest in me without slipping into paranoia but I agree. Thanks bro.
A lot of people have learned to conceal their egos behind mirror masks and I never learned how so I get humiliated by everyone, all the time, justifiably, because I am retarded.
I don't have to suck up more than I have to deceive but I'm terrible at both.
it's so rare to find women with a personality and more things in the brain than make-up and how to manipulate a guy into boosting her house of cards self-esteem I start to question reality when it happens. They call you a virgin and stuff when you say this cuz they know it's true deep down and they gotta diminuish you in their heads to keep reality away
just relax bro! In fact, you don't even have to register a girls interest. Just realise when they are acting funny. just chill out until a particular girl gets touchy feely. Thats all ya need!
you are going to stay a sucker until you develop some healthy contempt for women, they can sense it and will fight to make themselves valuable to you because you see how worthless they are
I would have to agree. It is super rare. It happens tho bro! a woman with personality and the ability to care exists out there. I found more than one (I fucked up the first one). Don't give up hope.
But they always act funny and construct passive-aggressive analogies to pry at my insecurities.
I'm grateful that I'm too somber to harbor malicious intent for this but damn man, really sucks waking up to be this incompetent.
I'm glad for you but I found it in traps and qt fembois (I'm bi) women seem like a liability right now, I only get in contact with them if I want money or an ego boost from flirting lol. Once sexbots become widespread it'll be funny to see women wither away from not having a host lmao
my advice to you would to just stop giving a fuck. do your own thing. women are attracted to men who have something going on that makes them seem deep and...complicated...i guess would be the right word.
Get going on your own shit and one day the right girl will come to you. Don't go chasing. You are doing it all wrong if you are chasing.
I've lost that healthy contempt because it just made me hideous, brash, and condescsending.
No idea how to rekindle it.
Trying to throw my hands in the air and curse women but it's just not my natural temperament anymore.
I am bi too, I am just super lucky I found a worthy woman to be with. God dam she is loyal. I know exactly what you mean.
you don't understand what contempt really means. Contempt means ignoring. not cursing. Contempt means judging, not actively calling out. Get contempt right. you have misunderstood it.
be less like you and more like her
Can't. Got job and scholastic reputation on the line even though drugs have degenerated me into a spastic, Id-exposed loser struggling to get a grip on his life and mind while simultaneaously trying to dodge other nasty cliche's branded with daily.
I'm being difficult, sorry.
sounds like you are pretty self aware. Don't discount that.
Just don't allow yourself to be too harshly judged by others standards.
May I ask what kind of drugs? I am a bit of a expert on the subject.
you'll find that you'll need to believe in the worlds goodness less when you can love yourself and fulfill your own emotional needs, it's easy to be sad when you're dependent on others to be happy
I don't even ask for loyalty lol (I might pass her to the bros for the fuck of it) all I ask for is for her to match my wit, humor and fun value, but I guess it's asking for too much from women
That's really painful for me to do and I don't see the point, induces a very abrasive pressure around my temples that... I guess I should balance out with other traits so it doesn't slip into sadism again.
Seriously those masturbatory women-torture fantasies stopped cutting it awhile ago. Now they just hurt my head.
Everything is on me.
One friend is trying to get me hooked on heroin cuz he's addicted to simulating childish comfort.
Another is trying to get me hooked on psychedelics and ecstasy because he's a dealer and I'm his ride.
And the third just likes getting me drunk all the time while we go out to bars and clubs and strip joints n shit,
I should really be enjoying myself more but no these people are absolute fucking psychos and I'm losing my mind.
for your first statement, I can see how you are right. I do need to love myself more.
for the second one, she is loyal and she matches my wit and humor. And she is fucking devious in the best way possible. this turns me on to no end and idk why. She is an amazing match.
to describe it better...its not contempt in its truest sense. its just a realization of what is really going on. an acceptance of the truth with no emotional connection. you shouldn't feel painful to realize what is really going on.
Lol I mistook you for the cuck guy, I guess pulling the negative emotion and keeping the understanding works too, you gotta admit contempt feels good tho :D
Lol, you might as well start dressing up in cute girl clothes and become a trap and get love from men instead, the thing btw your legs is useless, I bet you'd make one cute little slut ;)
Still tender emotionally but reasonable.
Kinda feels like I've grown some.
Thanks for that.
I know. I just lack the spine to be because I'm still stuck in sheltered programming that's causing me distress.
Fucking aggravating and no, still going to use drugs, just need to learn how to start taking advantage of them instead of the reverse.
Shot it various times. Rarely get the urge. I'll be fine. Thanks though.
No each one wants to reconstruct me into a verile outgoing fuck and at this point I'm obligated to bring it out for their sake instead of my own.
drugs are so good they can ruin your life. Use them in controlled environments. They can do a shit ton of good, particularly psychadellics.
Good. Just keep a safe distance
Read somewhere that contempt makes you feel superior to others which is a pretty pleasant feeling. Which means a constant high around women LOL
wrong, people could give little shit about you tbh, they just tell you to get better to hear "I am so much better than you" and feel like a wise coach, you'd have better luck as a woman bro, guys like em submissive and wimpy like you :D
I don't think you are wrong, nor is the study wrong on contempt. I described the whole thing poorly tbh. It isn't really contempt, but its a hellof a lot like it. Its a similar mindset, but set down a few notches.
bro we're totally in line on that topic, I said by taking out the emotion which is contempt from the realizations and perceptions about a woman's nature is your version of what I have :D
Yes they can.
Each of them consistently tells me to stop being a bitch because it makes me a poor asset as it would if they were.
Horrible attempt to phase me man, like I'm genuinely trying to put my ego aside to feel unsettled by that but I'm just not.
oh shit. I thought thats what I said. Kinda drunk so idk whats really going on.
don't be unsettled mayne. just keep being you. Ignore bitches. Hopefully someone who jives with you will come into your life. for now it seems like everyone else isn't suitable for a relationship with you.
affected, he's trying to hide his butthurt :P
it's cool man, no stress, I really enjoyed our discussion but I need to fill my empty dark cynical soul with some entertainment now, cheers
They do but it's like fuck dude I have to deal with these people from the terminally guilt-ridden vantage point of socioeconomic privilege and it's driving me mad.
Chains lock when you backpedal bruh.
Break someone down,