NZ Thread: World Famous In New Zealand! Report in with such

>>663070535
Made myself a sagg wala curry for din dins washed down with pretty terrible homebrew, hby?

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I went full slob today.

>>663071334
No din dins, mate. Just tea. Scraping the barrel tonight.
>>663071560
An almighty bogan feast.

Dunners reporting, by the way.

>>663071560
do u fell dirty?, thats the overwhelming feeling i get when i eat kfc

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Hello, boys!

Anyone had any experience in the bush?

Didn't think people would see the other thread!
Dunners reporting in brah
>>663071660
How's it mate?
>660, staying true to the roots

>>663071849
what your mums or hunting/ treking?

>>663071849
Nah, I'm gay, but I am curious what it feels like.

>>663071844
Hey BB <3

>>663072012
How's it, Joshie?

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>>663071952
Trekking in the open bush mainly,camping out etc. What is stopping me running into some bushes and camping it out for a while.

>>663071560
Haven't had KFC in ages, should get some.

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>>663072012
No. Its the other one.

>>663072168
Nope.

>>663071880
Sorry, mate. Did you make one too?
It's good! Took your lead and went for a blat up Three Mile Hill.
Was good, car ran for a solid hour without issue, which was nice!
Saw the police and they rolled right past me.
Today was a good day.
>is this a kei-car joke?
>im tired

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>>663070535
Guess who's back.

Anyone got nudes of Kelly Nafatali

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Back again.

>>663072538
shady's back.

>>663072671
You black cunt.

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Pepe's back.

Mr night walker.

>>663072505
Nah man, someone else did, I seen that thread before this one. Sweet man! Yeah there was a few cops around today, checkpoint in Brockville earlier too.
Six60 reference mate

>>663070535
where the fuck did Monday go?

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Evening y'all.

>>663072298
If your actually being serious about and not just walking 20 meters away from a camp site get some real woolen socks (not those polyester shit) and at least a full set of non cotton clothing eg those fleece packs that occasionally go on sale in hunting and fishing other than those ive survived with little else for days in shit weather. (This advice is ofcourse meant for someone who has at least got boots and a shell)

>>663072423
>>663072355
wot

>>663072790
Yeah, went for one tonight. Come with me sometimes, bae bae.

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>>663072864
Fuck, last time I got stopped at a checkpoint
>hey, mate. how you going?
>yeah, good officer. you?
>aww, y'know, could do with a beer aye
I wasn't sure if he was serious or baiting me. If in doubt, shut up.

I'm not a born and bred Dunners lad, sorry.
I know of Six60, but yeah, nah.
>>663073018
Rallycross is the shit!
>especially with VL's

>>663073024
I'm completely new to hiking in general. But I can easily supply myself. I want to seriously do some day long bush camping but my question is are there any laws I have to abide while free roam camping?

Any weed in Wellington?

>>663073268
I don't wanna have a sore butt,

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>>663073293
Rally crossing a Walkinshaw. Disturbingly awesome.

>wasn't sure what that gif was tbh.

>>663073348
other than fire laws i dont think so, i go hunting so if its on doc land i get a permit but other than that nah

>>663073293
If only most cops were like that!
Yeah man, not really your kinda jams?
Townsleys rd/Mount Grand rd is another cool wee road, over before you know it though, I had a jam up it tonight

>>663073551
Any first timer tips for night camping?

Any other anons in Rotorua ?
>>663073756
Set your tent up when its not dark and dont trip on shit and know your surroundings

>>663073409
Then don't walk with a butt plug up inside you.

>>663073507
Anyone remember Colin McRae Rally? Are they still making those games?

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>>663073018

>>663073756
dont leave it to late to set up cam is probably the oldest piece of advice,

the warmest buddies is the ones that share a sleeping bag, is probably ops advice though

After eating almost an entire bag of 1kg sour gummies, I find out they have been expired since 2/2/14.

Am I going to die?

>>663074319
can i have your computer? and/or guns?

>>663073756
tell your wife your going fishing with your old buddy as not to arouse suspicion. also, bring a fish back at least so she won't suspect your homosexual goings on.

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>>663073507
I bet it was bloody hopeless at it and I bet they didn't care
>no gifs to share
>>663073726
Just gave it a wee listen, it's alright, but yeah, not quite my thing.
Cheeky drives in the car becoming a habit, eh?
>>663073892
Yeah mate! Still got the first one.
They became the DiRT games. 2 and 3 were alright. Showdown was shit, but DiRT Rally on the computer is bloody good
>>663074319
Aren't industrial quantities of gummy bears laxative as fuck?

>>663074450
my computer is a laptop.

>>663074487
>ren't industrial quantities of gummy bears laxative as fuck?
Will let you know if I shit out my intestines soon.

>>663074487
Fair! What kinda shit are you into?
Hahah sorta. Got my alarm and tints done today so drove it there and home. 140km/h up a hill in third gear at only about 5k rpm, not bad I'd say!

>>663074624
I hope you give birth to a gummy baby through your arsehole. Finally the perfect fusion of man and gummy.

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>>663073892
Last rally game i played was Dirt?, had Ken Block, i think. Wasn't very rally in my opinion.

Colin McRae rally on ps1 was the shit. Miss thrashing in that game.

>>663073990
that gif, i always crack a smile at it.

>>663074319
stomach cramps n the shit inbound probably. that or diabeteeeezzz m8.

>>663074319
Ive done exactly what you just did before. Your pre much fine prob going to have weird shits for a while nothing too bad

Watching "The Man Who Fell to Earth." TJ just showing his true form to his human side bitch and he has no dick, but he definitely had a dick before, fucked her and everything. So did he just take his dick off and put it somewhere? Also he has no arse crack.

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>>663071560
jus dont touch that keyboard till you cleaned your fingers proper m8. Else we gona have a problem.

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>>663074487
Probably would have been fine, 5.0 + manual box. Maybe a bit slippery. Then it be a question of did it face equal things or was it thrown against turbo's, 4wd an what not.

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Getting scrumped.

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>>663074624
Not quite, but I wasn't far off. Haribo sugar-free ones are the ones supposed to tear you a new one. Pic related.
>>663074705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B6lOPAvx1I
The rest is probably dad music.
That's rapid! I think I've got a 3.9 diff gear though, I can do one-twenty in second lol
>>663075359
Walky was, what, '86? Give it a few years to reach England, and the Group B cars would've been trickling into Rallycross by then.
Still, it would've been a riot to drive!

>>663076023
Old school eh?
Shit that's nuts! Hahaha
I need to find a nice road and see how long it takes to get it off the clock because no speed cut!

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>>663076023
Walky was 88/9 I think.
86 was still VK's
87 was VL in HDT spec >pic related

comfy for trips

>>663076554
>554

So close.

>>663076428
No speed cut? I need to know where and how!
Teeny tiny wheels on my car has made it worse, it cuts when the speedo hits one-eighty, which is about one-fifty
>>663076506
Yeah, was too. Walky won Bathurst in '90, I knew that.
>>663076554
Off by one. Sorry fam

>>663076145
did it died?

So this chick on tinder said she was 18 but is actually 16, you guys have good morals so is it still good for someone who just turned 20 to give it a go?

>>663076554
woah, thats the closest i've ever been.

>>663076939
16s legal man

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>>663076939
Sure, bro. Chuck us your name and address, I'll give you a lift there

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>>663076754
Yeah, lucky to win considering the rule book.

Fucking VL's, keep pining for one over my want of chrome bumper. They cheaper too..

>>663076939
She's 16 you're 20 so you're both naive youngsters. No problem just don't get her up the duff.

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Someone posted her wins in a NZ thread, anyone have them?

>>663076754
Got it done when I got it tuned, I figured above speed cut is where the fun starts.
Oh really? That'd suck, 150 would be easy to hit I'd imagine

>>663077139
Do you watch too much american tv? 16 is legal here.

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ooh ah, up the ra.

>>663077095
>>663077139
>>663077448
Two out of three, I'll take that.
I always suit up because stds suck so I won't get anyone pregnant

>>663076939
yeah nah, in my eyes, even though it is legal.
you are a fuck head.

go after someone closer to your age. that bitch is a kid compared to you nigga.

gay shit.

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my stomach is making intense sounds now.
It's not even rumbling, I can't feel the rumbles, I can just hear it.

I think the death is coming.

>>663073873
Eww. Im so fucking toasted right now.

>>663074063
Thanks m8. I just have this longing to go out and fall off the radar for a while aye. Wanna make camp and tough it out for a few days, Ill have to build up my kit.

>>663077722
I don't know man I live with my parents, go to uni and play video games. If you replace uni with school I'm the same as I was in high school. Plus I have like hardly any friends so I'm a bit desperate for anything.

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>>663077254
You probably should...
>>663077533
Ah, righto. Full aftermarket ECU?
Yeah, even my car can hit that pretty quick
>>663077860
Goodbye, friend.

>>663077139
16 is legal. Cops can't do shit

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>>663077860
prepare for bad times, your ass checks gunna be hugging a toilet seat soon enough.

Get some water ready too. stay hydrated nigga.

>>663078335
I wish I could afford that! Just a remap of factory ECU.
Yeah wouldn't take too long at all

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>>663078335
It might be, have to sell some more of my shit..

>fuck i love the look of the Mobil VL.

show me the dunners nudes

>>663078389
Actually no. Although 16 is infact legal when the 16yr old is with an 18yr old it actually changes, and actions can be taken.
But tbh unless she calls rape you're fine. Personally I find it disgusting that someone can consider 16 at the age of 20.

>>663077458
bump for nudies

>>663078246
It's legal bruh. Do what you want.
That's just my personal opinion.
Don't be upsetti.

>>663078779
i fucked a 17 y/o just before christmas. im 29.
im a dirty man, and no fucks are given.

>>663078779
>Personally I find it disgusting that someone can consider 16 at the age of 20.

As a 25 year old they both seem equally immature.

been away for a month. any new nudes surfaced aside from the usual lacey ones?

>>663079037
She must have a metric shit tonne of daddy issues.
But solid effort ;)

>>663077960
>Im so fucking toasted right now.
I'm high on life.

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>>663078600
Oh, cool! Didn't know you could ditch the speed-cut that way.
Sucks that you can't just snip a wire or something though!
>>663078683
I'm a big fan of the Group A VN as well.
Party because of the shootout lap, and partly because of aero-dish wheels.

>>663079093
As age increases it matters less and less tbh like a 16yr old with a 21yr old is pretty sick but add another 5yrs and its perfectly fine.

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>>663079482
I might be a fan of anything with aero-dish, actually.
Crompo is a pretty cool guy, too.

>>663079295
you know it son.
wouldn't surprised if she was a virgin, i mean she acted super slutty but when it came down to business she had no idea. i certainly didn't make it magical for her.

>>663079482
Yeah apparently so!
If only it was as easy as the 4wd fuse eh. Sideways is always fun though!

>>663079821
you were like the dad from american beauty except you didn't bitch out.

>>663077722
>gay shit.
pure, unadulterated, autism.

>>663079821
Now thats a shame to hear.. Coulda put some effort in at least mate :/

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>>663079624
>>663079482
Aero-dish are fucking cool. Wonder if any half decent wheel companies make them now.

Also the BBS one that Tricky Dick ran.

>>663080092
break em in rough, they always will want it like that as it was their first time.
slammin holes and makin hoes.

>>663073381
Hit up the tinny shack in Aro ;)

>>663080291
Ha! Too true! Ya got a giggle from me well done!

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Wellington reporting in. Here's some lewd mermaid girl I drew.

>>663080443
Where the fuck is that mate?

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>>663079991
Yeah, it is! You stick a couple slides on your sneaky drives?
>>663080227
Dunno, doubt it though. They were a product of a time where people just made things that looked fast, regardless of whether or not it actually worked
>pic very related

>>663080856
how many times have you masturbated to the drawings you make.

>>663079412
Life is shit tho.

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>>663080856
fucking Monster girl thread is in /d/ or /a/ if you want Monster Musume

But beside that, Howdy.

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>>663081007
Never, because I'm still a bit shit.

But one day.

>>663077458
I got them, you know her name?

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>>663080978
910 Bluebird
fuck.
fuck.
fuuuck

Had one as a first car, sold it due to rust. Now they are over priced like any other jap rwd sedan of the 80's. double fuck.

>>663081122
I've seen this one before, thought it might be ginga doing a self portrait. Wasn't though.

>>663081122
Can you create an otter monster with titties?

>>663080978
Haha nah, haven't been ballsy enough yet

>>663073870
Rotorua here is you're still about

chch reporting

>>663080905
Te Aro, the shack is just outside of Brooklyn down a semi shady ally, ask any teenfaggot living around there and you'll get an answer

mega nz /#F!2IonBZbJ!7KHflwsErCo-w6BnN1xdNg

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>>663081111
/d/ is too intense for me.

>>663081251
That is kind of sad, in a way.

>>663081268
I...COULD... But not tonight.

>>663081559
The black power one? Shitty weed, and they rip you off allgood is you need it i guess

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>>663081111
Fucking checked.
Also another great example of shit that looks fast, but has fuck all practical effect
>>663081243
That's a mighty first car!
Prices are getting stupid for everything now, I can't think of anything decent that's cheap
>>663081340
Yeah, true. It's too nice a car to spin out and back into something!

>>663081701
>That is kind of sad, in a way.

Is it any more sad than the guys clamouring for nudes? Bunch of horny buggers on here.

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>>663075849
FUCKING LOVE IT.

wish i had some, brought burbon instead beacuse the GF like it. shes starting to get a taste for the scumps

pic related, me about 5/6 years ago

>>663081847
Yeah that's what I'm scared about! Once I start driving it more, I'll find a corner I like and give it a go and go from there, but not gonna get all over confident on it

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>>663081701
intense how?.

But keep on the drawing, that style make's me think of the El Superbeasto movie for some reason.

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>>663081977
What a loser

>>663081977
In terms of affordability and taste Scrumpy is the best drink. Only goon is cheaper and it tastes shit.

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>>663081977
mate.

>>663082148
u wot mate?

>>663081033
I know that's why I use my imagination all the time.

>Imagine that.

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>>663081847
Only cheap shit that might be decent seems to be AU falcons.

Even old camry/accord/capella/telstar priced have gone up.

Watched 96 camry wagon before xmas sell for 700$ish and it had a blown head gasket.

Which might be just the cost of the head gasket. But you might pull it apart find a cracked head, leaky water pump, block radiator and so on an so forth. Fucking madness.

>>663082342
prefer the lemon stuff these days :P

>>663082679
haven't tried it.

>>663081753
Cheers braddus

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>>663082112
OSCC run grasskhanas and shit, would be a good place to start.
I went up Mt Cargill and somehow didn't fall off the edge at all. Wouldn't recommend it to anyone else though lol
>>663082600
AU Falcons? That's kinda pushing the boundaries of "decent", no?
>whydoesnteveryonelikethis.jpg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v3CzvQ9e_w

Advice on a free VPN to use on a Android tablet so I can watch dat sweet sweeeet us Netflix?

(Miss Alice's ass hole just cause)

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>>663083283

>>663083283
maybe hola?

>>663083355
u is butt hole not centered.

>>663083407
Huh?

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>>663083092

They get a lot of hate but I mean all series of falcons had some sort of issue. AU draw back was no one liked the look. Where i do. You be a idiot to not see the factor you can beat on Falcons and Commodore 6's better then any other car out there.

>AU in race trim, hnng.

I killed a man in november '98.

>>663081651
that's quite the collection you've amassed.

>>663083925
Did he deserve it?
What did u use to kill him?

>>663084155
the revolver in the billiard room. it's so obvious. how did you not get it?

>>663084155
Yes.
I strangled him with his own intestines.

>>663084122
Not mine. but it is a great collection, i submitted some pics but they never ended up in the list

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go

>>663084280
Strangling him seems a bit unnecessary.
I mean if u pulled the guys intestines out he's pretty much a goner and he would have suffered more.
Fucking pussy

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>>663084521
od

>>663084557
It's meant to be an artistic statement. Wouldn't expect a pleb to understand.

>>663084613
9/11 would bomb

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>>663084521

Want to say Audi or maybe Volkswagen sedan.
Tho rear light/pillar makes me think Lexus GS300 thing.

Probably wrong, do tell.

>>663084722
I wasn't after an artistic statement u faggot. I wanted to know how u killed him.

>>663076939
It's weird to think that girls now born I the year 2000 are now turnin 16 and are legal, not that it makes any difference.

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Where the dunedin nudes at?

>>663083377
Turns out hola is fucking shit. Couldn't even search anything on Netflix because it was too slow.

>>663076939
Who wouldn't fuck a 16 year old? It's like peak physical age for women.
>>663078779
Source. Never heard this before.

>>663085903
>peak physical age.
wrong.

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>>663083510
Oh, the V8SC AU's looked good for sure, but they're a ways away from the road cars.
And you need XR8 lights to get anywhere near, bet they aren't cheap.
>>663084886
>>663084521
VW Jetta, I reckon.

>>663085943
>calling me wrong without refuting my point
it's up for debate whether it's 16 or 17, hence the 'like'

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>>663085735

>>663086053
lower...
u fucking normie.

>>663086273
cancer

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>>663086014
I got told 1k for XR twin light front for a AU. Even so, i like the normal front on them. Tho, it's a car that need to be color, not sliver/grey or bland shit.

Be nice if they guy said if was VW or what ever.

>>663083283
torrent your films like everyone else
netflix is disgusting DRM and you should feel ashamed for using it

>>663070535

nzqa results out today - level 3 bio got 5 excellence and 1 merit but that exam only went up to merit which was retarded - i feel ripped off from 6 straight Es, but i still aced subject.