Utah thread. Try my luck at nudes...

>>663047794

is the salt lake salty?

>>663047794
I got nudes, but you won't like them.

>>663048054
The Salt Lake is fucking disgusting.

Sandy anyone?

>>663049024
Yeah.

>>663047794
Tooele county anybody"

I know this is a Utah thread but it's close to Montana. Any Montanans here, or people that go to Montana frequently?

>>663049677
people actually live in Tooele?

>>663049835
There's a few

>>663049024
murray right here

Utah, Utah here
a county so boring they named it twice
then got high and had unprotected sex

Sandy here my dudes

Anyone go to Brighton highschool?

>>663050299
Muh Nigga

>>663050831
A/S

magna reporting in

>>663050874
that's hot

Iron county down here.

>>663049024
I'm from sandy but currently in the 9th and 9th area...

>>663050873
enjoy being unferageb& or v&

salt lake city here. hardly ever see utah threads!

>>663051233
thats cause everyone hates us nigga

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Utah fag here.

I have plenty of nudes, but I literally had to go through hell to get them, and the girls will go through hell if the get leaked.

Anyone else understand this as I see it?

(Mormon culture is tough on people; they're not allowed to be themselves.)

>>663051233
I always think about making one but don't want to hear the "oh you're probably a mormon" bulls hit everyone spews...

>>663051438
Nope, fuck em.

Salt lake city meet up at smith's on 9th and 8th in t minus 1 hour!

>>663051438
Where they from?

>>663050944
Whats up with all of the Juggalos in Magna? I thought I was in some kind of bad dream there.

Hell yes please!!! Utah fag here this place sucks dog dick

>>663051683
girls here in utah wont even kiss a man. living here is pretty autism

Mormons used to be really tough on me since I don't believe in God.
Changed schools and avoid discussion about religion at all costs.

Mormon girls are fantastic wife material though.

>>663051861
It does. Worst is that dog dicks are the only dicks around here to suck.

>>663051805
idk man when i was in HS 2 years ago it was a mad war between juggalos and straight edge. idk anymore tho

My ex was a Mormon. Still the best sex I've ever had in my life

No faces?

>>663051925
gotta prove to 'em that you won't brag about fucking 'em
but one you do you get just an insane amount of anal sex so they can "still gt married as a virgin"

>>663051798
I've been here so long, they've moved all over the Salt Lake Valley. Fucked 37 women in this state. Most of em damaged goods, psycho, elderly, or drug addicts.

How old is everyone?

I'm 32.

>>663051928
they are defiantly only good reason to stay here

>>663052330
18 almost 19

>>663052330
21

>>663052330
29

>>663052122
Cyprus? I knew a substitute teacher there, he told me it was the most ghetto school he ever taught.

>>663052179
I've fucked countless Mormon chicks. That anal tale is a myth. I've only fucked 4 girls anally, and it was because she either enjoyed it or I asked for it.

>>663052330
21

>>663052330
25 and been on /b/ since 2009

>>663052598
i went to cyprus all three years. also ive heard the same shit

Born in Ogden, grew up in Roy, went to Roy High and Weber State. Made it out after two years at WSU. Live in Oregon now, going to UO. Any other Utah /b/ros that made it out?

>>663052330
Montana fag checking in

19

Did anyone go to Jordan high?

Who davis county here?

>>663052985
I grew up in Syracuse, but live in Salt Lake now

Where the fags at?

University of Utah

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Oh shit, checking in at Salt Lake City.

>>663052949
Class of 09 reporting in!

>>663052615
must be a Utah county thing then
it has been a rare instance when I've fucked a mormon girl and she hasn't insisted on anal only

>>663052985
Lived in Centerville and Kaysville for a few years. Worked at the Walgreens in Woods Cross for a couple years too.

>>663053051
Holy shit! Finally!! Got any more?

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>>663047794
UTAH FAG PRESENTING

>>663053080
Fuuuck. How do you find these girls... wait. Most girls I fuck let me do vaginal.

You must pick them up at singles wards or some shit.

>>663052801
I also remember the 4th of July parade, and having my 60 year old neighbor damn near masturbate at the sight of the cyprus high cheerleaders.

>>663053051
Does her name start with an A?

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>>663053238

>>663053227
Probs

>>663053346
chicks at cyprus were hot as fuck well most of em. all of them were to preppy though and fuck that

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>>663053419

>>663053407
Bingo
Yahtzee
No

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>>663053051

Recorded friend's Mormon mom in the bathroom as she took a piss.

Been fapping to her naked ass for months now.

Can't post the screenshots as her husband would literally kill me with his countless guns.

Just thought I'd share the story. There are ways to get nudes out of prude Mormon women.

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This cunt is Lexus Bliss lives in lehi have more of this pig faced cunt if ya want em

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orem utah

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>>663053609
>>663053609

Well fuck... this thread is kill

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>>663054536

I used to date a Utah girl, ass so big because of her skiing habit. Still miss that ass sometimes. Pictures of her died along. with my past phone...

I'll lead myself out.

>>663052985
Davis county fag reporting in

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801/435 area
does anyone have her nudes?
I lost them

>>663054619
I still regret the day I deleted my ex's nudes. We fucked for 6 months after we broke up, almost everyday... Fuck me right?

>>663052985
>>663053223
>>663054930
Kaysville /b/ros
Any Davis High fags here?

>>663054457
I agree. Utah threads usually have the lowest grade nudes, as the pretty girls are all Mormon and extremely difficult to get nudes of. I've literally encounteredthousands of drop dead gorgeous women I want to fuck, but they're either already taken or out of my league. It probably doesn't help that I look Hispanic.

>>663054987
That makes two of us m8
Her name was Ashley, lived near the ski resorts in SLC.

>>663047794
Born in Provo. Escaped that LDS shit and living in San Francisco.

>>663055108
Ogden

>>663055372
Weber State University?

>>663054457
I have no interest in women.

>>663055108
Clearfield. What year you grad?

Went to high school there. FUCK UTAH.

>>663055225
The worst part is, I started dating my current gf 3 days after I slept with her. Sometimes I'm not sure I was ever, or ever will be over her..

>>663055594
2015, what about you?

>>66305547>>663055470
Me or the girl?

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Anyone have nudes of Robbie Jean Westbrock? She's a southern girl a alcoholic stripper who has literally had sex with every guy in Salt Lake, including me. There's gotta be nudes. Pic related.

>>663054619
Got one of her Facebook pics?

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honestly Utah girls were some of the biggest teases I've ever known

>>663055775
2012

>>663055865
both

>>663056025
So god damn fulfilling to fuck a virgin Mormon girl like mine

>>663056035
did you know Johnn Taylor?

>>663056154
I attended for a moment but dropped out>>663056154
, she never did

>>663056452
I went last semester, but I'm transferring to Utah State

>>663056195
Nope

>>663055108
Went to Roy High in Weber County, moved to Davis the year after I graduated.

>>663056639
Huh interesting. You party in Ogden often ?

>>663052922
>>663055108
>>663056690
I'm the anon from the top post.

>>663054970
She has nudes? Count me in!

>>663049677
>>663049835
>>663049954
Tooele here

>>663055520
Maybe you're on to something...

>>663056745
Nah, I just went to college for class and usually kept any social stuff in my hometown. Were the parties any good in Ogden?

>>663057118
Finally

>>663057058
you know her? goddamn she was the biggest tease I knew

>>663057221
Their lack of penises bores me.

My girlfriend was a Mormon when we met, got to take her virginity. Mormon chicks are freaks, ESPECIALLY bishops daughters.

If anyone has nudes of these women, post em or let me know:

>Hannah Skolnick
>Kinsy Darwin
>Shelly Christiansen
>Crystal Summer Exterkamp
>April Shields
>Albina Galiyeva
>Kendra Babitz
>Megan Miller Bingham
>Amy Anthony
>Alydia Fields
>Libby Day
>Marie Carlock
>Christine Wynd
>Alison Shields
>Theresa Addams
>Lana Hair
>Dorothy Duke
>Sabrina Blackburn
>Portia Groves
>Amber Wooley Tuckness
>Emily Fields
>Nora Hammon
>Katherine Dean
>Genny Grimm
>Lisa Player
>Lisa Young

That's all for now.

>>663057557
The sexual repression and frustration is real

Fucked divorced mormon girl who married young and divorced before she was 30, she was completely insane

>>663057718
Where they from?

>>663057240
Yeah way fun . out of curiosity name ? >>663057240
>>663057240
>>663057240

>>663057846
Salt Lake Valley

>>663057557
Dude I know

>>663057823
The divorced ones are kinky too. Fucking hypocrites though, some cougar bitch I know says she loves the scripture and has a CTR ring on the finger she fingers herself with and sends pic of haha