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Ask a hacker anything /b/

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Ask a hacker anything /b/
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>>663037208
how does swim make an ethical keylogger?
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>>663037208
Why are you so fat?
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>>663038047
Cause he's a hacker duh!
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>>663037650
not OP but literally just look up a keyloggers, set it up, and get your victim to download. that easy. Neptune isn't bad. DarkComet used to be the shit, not sure if its still around though
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Do you had girlfriend, hippo friend?
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>>663037208
my driver side mirror got hit and it broke off the plastic outside part, but i can still move it mostly.

whats the best adhesive to fix the break>
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>>663038387
i mean to put onto a usb drive, offline
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>>663037208
Anyplace or website where you teach?
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>>663037208

Does this make him a white knight?
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>>663037208
looks like you hacked your way into a couple dozen family packs of hot-pockets
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>>663037208
Dude I love your YouTube videos.
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>>663037208

You are Keith and I claim my scotch egg.
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Should I use a full Gram in my next joint or make two instead....
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>>663037208
Are you self taught or did you take classes?
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>>663038911
Not OP but this guy has a few websites one is his name and the other one I think is freecst.com or something this guy is really good.
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how do i hack jackie4chan so i dont have to this this poxy "i'm not robot" shit
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>>663039287
1 gram faggot
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Where's your fedora?
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>>663039549
ha ha thought so, if i had a transported would send you :)
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>>663039549
realistically can you hack my computer from there now?
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>>663037208
HEY BRO SERIOUS QUESTION., CAN YOU HACK INTO CRIMINAL RECORD AND DELETE EVERYTHING OR CLEAN UP SOMEONE'S RECORD??
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>>663039549
and how do i find out if i have worm virus?
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why is whitesky a thing
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Where are you gone op? So for the worm virus thing can i check detection with IDS, Demo on FB
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>>663037208
What is your favorite shade of purple?
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>>663037208
Yes a good question can you clean up someone's record?
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>>663037208
Anonamoose haxor!!, wow its such an honour to meet you, you fat neckbearded foreveralone tryhard.
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>>663040149
>>663041241

Samefag.

>>663037208

Not your personal army OP.
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>>663041549
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>>663037208
What computer classes should I take in college that would lead me to success and won't take any knowledge of math after algebra2?
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can you backdoor a fun virus into this bread
because its shit
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>>663041549
how is this personal army?
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oh god an adorable white knight trying to right the world's wrongs.
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I don't know how good of a hacker you are but if you can find out where I live and send a Rolex then your good man, hopes and dreams.
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Do you teach?
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>>663041549
You gave me cancer.
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>>663037208
when are you dumping your celebrity nudes here?
Like 5 minutes? 10 minutes?
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Im gonna hack your MS DDOS scrub, ive got your name and everything
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When is the next Fappening?
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>>663037208
Hack the vending machine at my college. What information do you need
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srs question r00tabaga or pineapple 5, also could you list any other cool hardware gadgets..?
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Can i smoke some weed that has dark/almost black mold in some places, that smell weird knot bad, but not like weed definitely)?
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>>663038387
DC is still around, however its outdated af and there are better RATs. Ring3 toolkits are becoming popular as well and harder to detect.
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How does it feel to have more fat on your neck than any other part of your body
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>>663037208
when did you give up on life?
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>Self proclaimed hacker

Sure buddy.
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