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Hey /b/ I'm currently sitting a stupid class made for people who have "special need" just because they failed a class trips decides what I do to my teacher. No killing or injuring
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Piss on his chair when he leaves
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Ask her a math question?
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Should also mention I go to a Christian school
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take a picture of other students so we know you are actually there
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cut her hair
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>>662942248
Grab a tit and say you like her
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get an upskirt
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>>662942248
Ask her if being sexually atracted to racoons is a sin
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>>662942578
Start a debate about atheism.
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Achieve erection. Get up from desk, without speaking walk to the board. Outline your cock on the board. Stand there staring at teach and stroking cock.... Say nothing
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>>662942248
Ask for sum fuk
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>>662942248
Hit on her with a really sexual pick up line
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>>662942773
Just me and she just stepped out. Only got 9 more min
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>>662943140
rolling4this
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>>662942988
Winrar
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Mabey you should do your school work and get a good education you fucking pleb
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Draw a penis on the board or vigina.
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>>662943222
winrar
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>>662943222
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>>662943140
Re roll for re tard
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>>662942248
sex her
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>>662942248
Get off /b/ you're the reason it's shit here now
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draw hitler on white board
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>>662943222
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>>662942248
Have you thought about walking out?
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>>662943140
This faggot
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leave phone on desk while there is a gay picture on it
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Dude, why are you in the first grade?

>See the board in OP's first pic.
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>>662943510
Say she did so you thought you could too
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>>662943487
this
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>>662943747
You have to post the picture faggot

Reroll
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>>662943140
This. record it.
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>>662943925
Rolling for this
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Holy crap you're in a classroom with a map of the US on the floor.

Ask if you can touch her tits.
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>>662944077
WINRAR
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>>662944089
this.
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>>662944174
He wants trips you moron.
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>>662943222
She took me to our pastor in a new room and they just left the room to talk
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>>662944174
The man said trips
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>>662943808
Who is going to stop you?
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>>662943140
rolling for this
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take a picture of the mexican kid
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Become a model student and pass your class
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>>662944370
start speaking Latin and go full exorcist
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>>662944670
Kek
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Op here jus waitin for more trips
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Ask pastor if you can touch their tits.
Regardless of gender.
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>>662944370
Wtf your school has a pastor? And you're alone. You need to gtfo of there asap!
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>>662944791
pastor=male
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>>662944670
Roll
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Loudly demand to go to the toilet to fap
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>>662944852
even
better.
REROLLLL
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>>662944670
roll
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ITT: 12
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>>662945009
so close

rolling
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>>662942248
Tell her it was never about the raccoons , you think you're a homosexual
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>>662945207
This
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>>662945207
yeah, then leave your phone on desk with picture of raccoon
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>>662944670
This
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Be polite and respectful towards your teacher. The teacher is just doing their job. Maybe you really are special needs. Have some humility and you may not be beyond hope. Remember to proofread and check your punctuation.
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Tell her you were molested by the pastor when you were younger
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OP here pastor just told me that I need to repent to God for all the wrongs I've done. Also told them I've raped 28 raccoons over the past 2 years
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>>662945341
this. C'mon trips.
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She looks super thrilled to be in the same room as you
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>>662945381
Show him your raccoon collection (get one) and tell him you need him to delete it for you because you cant bring yourself to do so.
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grope her
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Fuck her in the ass
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>>662945207
Roll
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>>662944818
Kek

>>662944670
Rawlins
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Not OP. Trips
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>>662944670
this
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>>662944670
Henry Rollins
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>>662944670
this
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Take your shirt off, lay on the ground and rub your nipples
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Pound your dick inside her and film it
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>>662944670
Rollint
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>>662945730
Is that person on the right wearing a Santa hat?
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>>662945730
Kill yourself you edgy cunt
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>>662945730
Rolling for you to scream "I love dick" and show your ass to your teacher even if she's female
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>>662945520
Roll for this
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Get her naked and post pictures
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>>662945730
See how deep into your own chest you can push it without pussying out.
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>>662944670
Rolling
Kek
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Pull down pants helicopter your cock and shout I wanna fly
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>>662943208
>>662942248

OP why does it look like you attend elementary school
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>>662946047
>>662945959
Are you retarded
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>>662945730
now that's edgy
kill yourself
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Rolling: Flip table over and scream FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Should sex her. She looks like a fine penis jabbing specimen
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Cum in her face
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>>662944670
Zozzle
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>>662946288
Faggot.

Op walk up to her and take creepshots for us
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Rape her on the table
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>>662946179
That's how retarded he is
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Whip your dick out and place it on the table
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>>662946417
Zozzle
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>>662944670
roll for this
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Expose her boobs and post it
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>>662944670
roll
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>>662946417
This.

I want pics of her ass.
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>>662946417
This
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Do all your homework
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>>662944219
Forget asking - just go grab them
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>>662944670
Rolling
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,
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,
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,
And also zozzle
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>>662942248
Rub your balls on Ohio on that ugly floor mat. Take a picture that says 'Fuck Ohio'
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Become a respectable member of society
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>raep
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>>662946929
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>>662942248
You should study because you're obviously a retard. How do you fail a class? Even without studying you should be able to get a C
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shoot black people
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Rape
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Op is obviously underage
Git b&
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>>662944670
Rollio
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>>662946417
Henry
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put a thin layer of glue on the table and just start placing work you suppose to do on the table
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rip up bible
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>>662946981
Nah actually I had a B but we had a project that was worth %50 and just didn't do it
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>Whiteboard with date written on it

underage b&
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>>662943208
>Only got 9 more min
>>662942248
>"special need"

Wow. This OP is more of a dumbass than a faggot.
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Ask for her number, if she gives text her asking for nudes, post results
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>>662947249
retarded plan
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Lurking. Keep the feed going OP. Let us know if they if they bust out a book called malleus maleficarum.

We will stage a rescue mission
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>>662947198
rollah akbar
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>>662945207
roll
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start saying that satan is the one true god and will save us all and that your gay
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Get her number and post it
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>>662945730
stab your hand
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>>662943208
OP
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>>662944670
rooling for this bby
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>>662945381
Bullshit. This thread and OP are cancer and underage
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>>662947482
Take a creepshot / start a debate about muslims
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>>662943140
I think I'll roll for this one.
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go close to her and take a pic of her boobs
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>>662947620
This
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I'm peaking my friend
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>>662947614
Then don't have sell him alcohol or have sex with him Anon. Last time I checked there wasn't a ban on childish internet hijinks.
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>>662945766
Winrar
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>>662944670
roling for this
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>>662947416
>supporting this underage cancer
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>>662942248

Tell her that I think she is cute.
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>>662944670
Roll
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>>662947999
win
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OP here they stepped out again. They called my folks and told them about this camp.
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>>662947999
Winrar
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Spit on the floor in front of you. Post reaction.
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>>662947999
CHECKED!

Waste of trips tho'
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>>662947999
Well how the fuck do we know that he will do that? FUCKING RETARD.
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>>662947999
ok then
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>>662947999
Lame winrar
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>>662948048
OP can we get some back story here? Are you getting in deep or are you're parents just going to roll their eyes and ground you.
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>>662947999
OMFG SHE HONESTLY JUST SAY IF YHINGS WERE DIFFRENT!!!! She is the only one in here with me now
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>>662947855
>underage faggot detected
MODS MODS
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cut the hand of the first guy on the left
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>>662948149

stop complaining, get up, AND FUCKING DO IT!!!1!
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>>662947340
It's a special needs class so it fits
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Ask her if you can drink her bath water and get really offended with whatever answer she gives
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>>662948247
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>662948236
Ask her to pose for a picture
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>>662943222
Dubs then trips don't lie
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>>662948303
With that little faggot toy he would have to knock the guy out so he could try to even scratch him
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>>662947855
>>underage
>Last time I checked there wasn't a ban on child
looks like our new friends in this thread haven't read the rules
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>>662948149

Do you think this underaged loser would have the balls to do anything anyway? They probably haven't even dropped yet.

And fuckit. She is cute.
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>>662942248
What class did you fail?
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Ask if you fucked her would it help your grade?
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>>662948236
OP GETTIN SOME
According to someone on the internet who may or may not be who they say they are.
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tell her you can satisfy her special needs
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>>662948914
>Do you think this underaged loser would have the balls to do anything anyway?
I'm with this anon. He waited until he had 9 minutes left in his special needs class
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>>662949079
this
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>>662943140
roll for dis
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>>662948605
Jiw can youveven life with yourself, so pathetic
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>>662948869
"Oh I say good sir! Oh harrumph! Oh bo bopah boba popahbo! "
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>>662949139
THIS
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you sit down quietly and learn fucking 12yo faggot
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Sing the star spangled banner as loud as you can and sieg heil to the flag. DONT STOP EVEN IF THEY PULL YOU OUT OF THE ROOM.
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>>662942248
Kill yourself that should surprise her.
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>>662949282
Disgusting af
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Well I guess OP is done.
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>>662949139
ROLL
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