/b/ fucking sucks now. And not in the "I MISS OLD /b/

/b/ is a corpse and we are all necrophiles
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Is that a bait?

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Op cries more than baby

>>662940731
embrace pedophilia anon you know you like loli and cp ahhhhh
also fuck anime like nnb or chill anime with no plot

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post you're fetish

>>662940731
Would he even come back? It's been a long time

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>>662940731

Snacks was the biggest pedo of them all and was binned to stop him getting the whole team v&.

You KNOW /b/ was never good. But yeah, I do agree it sucks so hard it's causin my ears to pop with the vaccum.

I even like traps, but am now utterly sick of 'em thanks to all the 12YOunderageb& shitposting them 24/7

Oh, and add the fucking "atheist" threads to the list.

Fuck off Snacks.

>To start off, loli threads

Son, you are newfag cancer. You really didn't see the old /b/

New and old /b/ are shit. It's just that once in a blue moon there's a good thread.

BUT to summarize your rant: "I don't like this website. It should cater to me. wah wah wah"
Things change and grow with time. Apparently your micro cock and brain do not.

Either fuck off or create quality threads

>>662940731
>Complains about /b/
>Still on /b/

Bahahahahahahahhaahaha

>>662940731
What is /b/ for?
Random

>>662940731
Go back to reddit and forget this board exists.

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>>662940731

You need to face 2 facts OP:

1. you are by definition the supreme giant faggot king to end all faggots

2. 95% of all threads on /b/ are started by about 6 autistic 40YO mommy's-basement-dwelling, NEET, neckbearded fedorafags -

Feet threads
Facebook faps
Slampiggy
Why can't athesists...
Traps/feminine penis
Blacked threads
Cockrate
Bananacancer
Feels
Bawksycancer
Fur
Rekt
animal cruelty
Creepshots
etc

ALL have their own same sad fat lonely permavirgin posting his one spergy obsession all day, every day forever.

/b/ HAS got worse - so many edgekiddies now - sure it was never good, but never THIS bad...

So basically you just want to shut down /b/.

>>662942931
This board is the most reddit board dumbass>>662943095
>>662943095

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>>662943095

Oh, and in case you haven't worked it out yet - at least one of the serial shitposters is a board moderator - wonder why it sucks so hard? Wonder no longer.

>>662940731
son, you are operating under the assumption that there is a majority of anons that thinks there should be change.
face it, the majority loves traps. they love what you whinily call cancer. fuck off! :)

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>>662943095
if we had mods banning all the garbage threads you just listed, /b/ would improve drastically.

>>662943568
the majority left, that's why this place sucks now.

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>>662943469

Well you're here, so proving your own point.

>>662943732
well thats too bad for you then, isnt it?

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>>662941089
>>662941417
>tfw actually a necrophile
>tfw responsible for the majority of gore threads for the last 9 years
>tfw people will perpetually think it's edgy kids trying to be cool when in reality it's a very sad and pathetic loser trying to just satisfy and share their fetish

>>662940731
>To start off, loli threads. Otherwise known as how to post pictures of children getting fucked without going to jail. You're fucking disgusting, you pedophiles.
newfag detected

>>662943885
you're a mentally ill shut in. doesn't matter what happens here, my life is still great. you're not getting over on me by jacking it to traps. hahhhhaahahahaaaha. loser.

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>>662943598

Yeah, but instead we have mods and janitors posting the,

Still /b/ is and always was 4chan's Tard Containment board

Everyone is just taking Op's b8. Kek

>this community isn't for me
>must cry

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>>662943977
It must chap your asshole to have gone from being that "scary weirdo with all the pictures of dead people" to "that 12 year old try hard".

>>662943977

You maybe b8ing, but I find that very believable.

A lot of the obsessionals are try to validate their mental illness.

You should get help anon or you will die miserable and unfulfilled - ain't no sane person ever gonna be down with your obsession.

>>662940731
(Begins slow clap)
OP is not Fag today.

>>662944523
This cheered me up dramatically.
Thanks anon.

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>>662944523
Like you wouldn't believe. It's not like it invalidates my fetish, it just sucks for spam in the threads to change from shock and revulsion to condescension and mockery.

>>662944537
No b8 m8.

I've been trying to get help for the last six years but you can't really change your sexuality, only learn to cope with it. Unbelievably, multiple therapists have encouraged me to post gore online if it helps keep me away from doing anything to anyone IRL.

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>>662940731
That feel when lolis are legal in us. That feel when eurotrash can't see it. That feel when snacks is makeing his own shit so you can go there. You know damn well he saves all the pics before banning people.

>>662944183
i've tried other chans but they're too slow. it takes me about 20 minutes to find a decent thread here though and i'll argue about hamburgers not being sandwhiches, vaccines causing autism or various jewish agendas. you know?

>>662944124
and yet you continue to shitpost on a shitty website to show how superior you are

-2/10

>>662940731
And what's worse than all of them combined?
OP

>>662940731
>I MISS OLD /B/ WAAAH

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>>662945062
because i am superior... now i'm genuinely unsure if you're retarded or roleplaying a retard.

>>662940731
I'll give this b8 a 5/8 cuz I took it
But try harder faggot.
Hardly anyone's jimmies are rustled

>>662945464
You got me, I'll admit it: I'm roleplaying a retard.

Roleplaying your dumb ass.

Get better bait faggot

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>>662945001
it's a shame, really. actually i dunno. i was here a week ago, drunk late...whatever night that was and ran into an anon that was in afghanistan the same year i was on the same cop. what are the odds?! not everyone lurking is a lame faggot. just keep posting your filth and keep /b/ /b/.

>>662945916
There is enough rustling to be felt.

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>>662946113
I've seen Inception too, faggot.

ITT: faggots getting trolled by op.

>>662940731
Snacks is dead
/b/ never was good
Muh board
End
????

>>662946463
Yeah there are a few fags who are really going at it with OP.
It's quite humorous *fedora tips away*

>>662945001

I used to work in ORs, so had my fill of IRL gore long ago, but I guess if it keeps you sane this shitpit can't get any shittier than it already is, and hopefully you'll desensistise with age and be able to move to summat more achievable.

Never give up gore/b/ro.
Good luck

>>662946473
good for you

>>662940731
We defo need a moderator to send stupid rate me/my penis threads to /soc/
but that shit you said about gore/rekt threads... you're a fucking dumbass newfag
they were there and always have been there for a reason

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>>662946463

There is ALWAYS a light breeze on /b/ from all the jimmies in a commotion...

Enjoy the suffering.

>>662940731
Honestly I think /b/ started to hit metastasis when image macros hit mainstream on Facebook and everyone started calling them memes. Memes are a much broader category than text and imag

>>662946375
>>662946766
I'm actually 24, so it's a little late for me to be desensitized, but I appreciate the suggestion. Thanks for being so chill.

>>662940731
Got to agree on traps - if it has a cock, it's a man, thus if you are wanking to it, you are gay. And an asshole is not a 'boi pussi', it's an asshole. Faggots.

How am I meant to orgasm without webms of children running into incoming traffic

>>662946829
thanks jessica

>>662947816
See if you can get Fleshlight to make you a semi truck shaped version, or a train or something....

>>662940731
> snacks wasn't the biggest purveyor of cp to 4chan

>>662940731

You are missing the point of /b

It is here so these cancer threads aren't on the boards people actually use.

/b always has and always will be the "crèche" that contains all the newfags and kids that heard about us on the news.

>>662940731
Without those threads /b/ would be dead.

It's a new generation man (that's unfortunately full of cancer), I bet the majority of people don't even know who Snacks is

>>662947746

I'm fiddy-two negro, and trust me you ARE gonna get desensitised to every mutherfuckin thing in the world - it just happens.

I'm so numb I have a strap-on defibrillator...

>>662947746
I felt differently about gore after I saw it in real life. First time I felt a dead dirtnig was surreal. His body was like a balsa wood mannequin. I was pissed I got his blood on my gloves. I don't want hepatitis and now I have to throw my gloves away.... AK rounds are pretty gnarly. Then seeing dudes get blown up changes things. Seeing dudes you know that were just splattered and dripping off a truck. Picking up a dudes jaw and putting it in a bag to get sent off on a bird back to kaf. It's just not cool anymore. Too many bad memories.

>>662940731
i like giraffes

>>662940731
You're 12 years too late, faggot.

>>662949488
I like to smell trees.

>>662949566
>>662949488
i like to lick smooth rocks

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>>662946601

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>>662949229
I don't know, man, the feeling of taboo that a heavily decomposed corpse gives you doesn't seem like something that will go away. You're probably right, though. I appreciate you trying to reassure me.

>>662949390
I'm a veteran Marine, and I've seen plenty of dead bodies IRL before. Seeing it in person only escalated my desire to do more with corpses. I've never thought it was "cool," I have an enormous amount of respect for death and the deceased. It makes me feel terrible, I don't want to do it, but I feel compelled to. It's difficult to explain. Even after my little brother killed himself, I still have this horrible attraction. It's a paraphilia, not a passing fancy or something I'm intentionally pursuing to try and seem cool. It's a mental illness.

>>662949874
i don't want to wait for our lives to be over
>doo doo doo do dooo

>>662950128
it's not always about you! i just wanted to talk about me, man. if you really like gore that much then ok, do what you need to do. you probably shouldn't feel guilty about that though. guilt is unhealthy.

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>>662940731

i got triggered by your faggotry OP

>>662950766
Shut up Tumbler

>>662950511
>it's not always about you! i just wanted to talk about me, man
this is /b/, though, I can shamelessly redirect the conversation to be about me without any worries of social repercussions!
really though, sorry about that. thanks for being so cool.

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>>662940731
MMMMM, salty.

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>>662941340
>chill anime with no plot
You mean there's anime with good plot?

Secret of Mana was a cool game

>>662940731
And no furry thread complaints
Fucking furfag

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>>662950856
yea yea but if you don't make me feel like you're interested i'm going to go do laundry. i have shit to do man and you're not making me feel desired. do i have to be dead to have your attention?! give and take, not take and take.

>>662951337
Cry about it.

>>662951709

could you quit being such a fucking special little snowflake and grow a pair - your lack of dignity is making me nauseous

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>>662950904

>>662952644
no.

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Obvious copypasta is obvious

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>>662950128

1. get a shit-tier job in a mortuary
2. work the night shift
3. get familiar with other workers movements
4. slake your lust on the Jon/Jane Does that no-one cares about
5. They're just lumps of meat man, ain't no-one at home no more
6. DO NOT GET FUCKING CAUGHT
7. !!!!1!!11!11!1!!!!???
8. PROFIT!

So long as no-one ever knows, no harm is done necro/b/ro.