/b/ fucking sucks now.
And not in the "I MISS OLD /b/ WAHH" Its not that im sick of 4chan just that it's fucking cancer.
To start off, loli threads. Otherwise known as how to post pictures of children getting fucked without going to jail. You're fucking disgusting, you pedophiles.
Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out.
Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick getting fucked in the ass. That's gay.
YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twitter. Congrats.
Porn Webm threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling "SAUCE".
Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people! You're pretty fucking edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kidding. Fuck you.
Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pictures of cartoon characters or pictures of porn with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagina!" Fucking sad.
BBC threads. Because /b/ can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.
Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14-year-old depressed kiddies.
Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine-number ID! Fucking groundbreaking.
Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?
TL;DR, loli is for pedophiles, you're a faggot if you watch trap, you're a virgin pathetic beta for watching R34/Incest, grow attached to a 17 year old girl, but Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Fuck your feels, no one wants to see your cock, actually contribute in porn threads, and stop shitposting copypasta. Also, Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And Suzy and/or Kat aren't the "QUEEN" of /b/.
Snacks was the biggest pedo of them all and was binned to stop him getting the whole team v&.
You KNOW /b/ was never good. But yeah, I do agree it sucks so hard it's causin my ears to pop with the vaccum.
I even like traps, but am now utterly sick of 'em thanks to all the 12YOunderageb& shitposting them 24/7
Oh, and add the fucking "atheist" threads to the list.
>To start off, loli threads
Son, you are newfag cancer. You really didn't see the old /b/
New and old /b/ are shit. It's just that once in a blue moon there's a good thread.
BUT to summarize your rant: "I don't like this website. It should cater to me. wah wah wah"
Things change and grow with time. Apparently your micro cock and brain do not.
Either fuck off or create quality threads
You need to face 2 facts OP:
1. you are by definition the supreme giant faggot king to end all faggots
2. 95% of all threads on /b/ are started by about 6 autistic 40YO mommy's-basement-dwelling, NEET, neckbearded fedorafags -
Why can't athesists...
ALL have their own same sad fat lonely permavirgin posting his one spergy obsession all day, every day forever.
/b/ HAS got worse - so many edgekiddies now - sure it was never good, but never THIS bad...
Oh, and in case you haven't worked it out yet - at least one of the serial shitposters is a board moderator - wonder why it sucks so hard? Wonder no longer.
son, you are operating under the assumption that there is a majority of anons that thinks there should be change.
face it, the majority loves traps. they love what you whinily call cancer. fuck off! :)
if we had mods banning all the garbage threads you just listed, /b/ would improve drastically.
Well you're here, so proving your own point.
>tfw actually a necrophile
>tfw responsible for the majority of gore threads for the last 9 years
>tfw people will perpetually think it's edgy kids trying to be cool when in reality it's a very sad and pathetic loser trying to just satisfy and share their fetish
>To start off, loli threads. Otherwise known as how to post pictures of children getting fucked without going to jail. You're fucking disgusting, you pedophiles.
Yeah, but instead we have mods and janitors posting the,
Still /b/ is and always was 4chan's Tard Containment board
It must chap your asshole to have gone from being that "scary weirdo with all the pictures of dead people" to "that 12 year old try hard".
You maybe b8ing, but I find that very believable.
A lot of the obsessionals are try to validate their mental illness.
You should get help anon or you will die miserable and unfulfilled - ain't no sane person ever gonna be down with your obsession.
Like you wouldn't believe. It's not like it invalidates my fetish, it just sucks for spam in the threads to change from shock and revulsion to condescension and mockery.
No b8 m8.
I've been trying to get help for the last six years but you can't really change your sexuality, only learn to cope with it. Unbelievably, multiple therapists have encouraged me to post gore online if it helps keep me away from doing anything to anyone IRL.
That feel when lolis are legal in us. That feel when eurotrash can't see it. That feel when snacks is makeing his own shit so you can go there. You know damn well he saves all the pics before banning people.
i've tried other chans but they're too slow. it takes me about 20 minutes to find a decent thread here though and i'll argue about hamburgers not being sandwhiches, vaccines causing autism or various jewish agendas. you know?
because i am superior... now i'm genuinely unsure if you're retarded or roleplaying a retard.
it's a shame, really. actually i dunno. i was here a week ago, drunk late...whatever night that was and ran into an anon that was in afghanistan the same year i was on the same cop. what are the odds?! not everyone lurking is a lame faggot. just keep posting your filth and keep /b/ /b/.
I've seen Inception too, faggot.
I used to work in ORs, so had my fill of IRL gore long ago, but I guess if it keeps you sane this shitpit can't get any shittier than it already is, and hopefully you'll desensistise with age and be able to move to summat more achievable.
Never give up gore/b/ro.
We defo need a moderator to send stupid rate me/my penis threads to /soc/
but that shit you said about gore/rekt threads... you're a fucking dumbass newfag
they were there and always have been there for a reason
There is ALWAYS a light breeze on /b/ from all the jimmies in a commotion...
Enjoy the suffering.
Honestly I think /b/ started to hit metastasis when image macros hit mainstream on Facebook and everyone started calling them memes. Memes are a much broader category than text and imag
You are missing the point of /b
It is here so these cancer threads aren't on the boards people actually use.
/b always has and always will be the "crèche" that contains all the newfags and kids that heard about us on the news.
I felt differently about gore after I saw it in real life. First time I felt a dead dirtnig was surreal. His body was like a balsa wood mannequin. I was pissed I got his blood on my gloves. I don't want hepatitis and now I have to throw my gloves away.... AK rounds are pretty gnarly. Then seeing dudes get blown up changes things. Seeing dudes you know that were just splattered and dripping off a truck. Picking up a dudes jaw and putting it in a bag to get sent off on a bird back to kaf. It's just not cool anymore. Too many bad memories.
I don't know, man, the feeling of taboo that a heavily decomposed corpse gives you doesn't seem like something that will go away. You're probably right, though. I appreciate you trying to reassure me.
I'm a veteran Marine, and I've seen plenty of dead bodies IRL before. Seeing it in person only escalated my desire to do more with corpses. I've never thought it was "cool," I have an enormous amount of respect for death and the deceased. It makes me feel terrible, I don't want to do it, but I feel compelled to. It's difficult to explain. Even after my little brother killed himself, I still have this horrible attraction. It's a paraphilia, not a passing fancy or something I'm intentionally pursuing to try and seem cool. It's a mental illness.
it's not always about you! i just wanted to talk about me, man. if you really like gore that much then ok, do what you need to do. you probably shouldn't feel guilty about that though. guilt is unhealthy.
>it's not always about you! i just wanted to talk about me, man
this is /b/, though, I can shamelessly redirect the conversation to be about me without any worries of social repercussions!
really though, sorry about that. thanks for being so cool.
>chill anime with no plot
You mean there's anime with good plot?
yea yea but if you don't make me feel like you're interested i'm going to go do laundry. i have shit to do man and you're not making me feel desired. do i have to be dead to have your attention?! give and take, not take and take.
1. get a shit-tier job in a mortuary
2. work the night shift
3. get familiar with other workers movements
4. slake your lust on the Jon/Jane Does that no-one cares about
5. They're just lumps of meat man, ain't no-one at home no more
6. DO NOT GET FUCKING CAUGHT
So long as no-one ever knows, no harm is done necro/b/ro.