Shitty movie descriptions thread! Describe a movie as shitty

>>662771708
Blade Runner!

>>662771708
Titanic

>>662771708
Home Alone 2: lost in New York

>>662771708
Jean Valjean the Destroyer

>Matt Damon is missing in France

>>662772594
Team America World Police

>>662771708

Wall-e

>>662771708
Short Circuit 2!

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>>662773032
And don't say I'm wrong...just look at this fag! He'd let any dude put it in him!

>>662771708
Terminator

>>662771708
Ferris bueller's day out

>>662771708
Sandstorm darude

>>662772164
Would fit, actually, but not what I was thinking of.

>>662771708
Is that Automata?

The man who fell to Earth

Some riffraff have a movie marathon with a grandpa.

>30 years after last movie
>coolest character is rip

>>662771708

>woman
>man
>story

>>662771708
gay cowboys

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>>662771708
thats got to be Short circuit!

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>>662771708
A.I.

>join marines as l33t snipr
>cucked by air force bombing
>never kill anyone

>Black guy raised in a dictatorial cult-regime gets PTSD, goes awol and finds pilot with great hair and a magic British chick. They nearly get fucked up by a Scottish Hardman and some giant leeches and find themselves in the most OTT intra-family feud ever.

>>662774335
Jar Head

>big gorilla
>movie director
>everybody dies

>>662774573
You got it.

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>>662774384

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>>662771708
STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.

>>662774335
Jarhead
>>662771708
Automama
>>662774384
Force awakens

>dude falls in love with single mom
>scares strippers
>dies at the end

>tard's mom bangs principal to get tard into school
>tard gets cucked by childhood loved

>>662775089
childhood love*
whoops

>>662775089
Forrest Gump

Make this hard guys

>>662771708
Guess this one's hard. Here's two more hints.

>stupid dancing
>flooding out of nowhere

>>662774335
jarhead
he's not the only one cucked

>>662775417
Ai

>>662773942
force awakens

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>>662771708
Because today.

>>662771708
Ex-machina ?

>>662774743
King Dong

>dumbass joins military.
>gets dumped
>fucks girl who dies
>gets used and not even mad
>friend uses mind powwers to help dumbass find gf that dumbed him ealier.

>prince with boomerang

>>662771708
Definitely AI

>>662774090
Marty?

People walking through a forest so they could find a mystical accessory

>>662771708

>pleb has a shitty uncle
>pleb befriend shitskin
>pleb enters school's talent show
>dances like a pleb

>movie written by an emo edgy pleb

>black cop in future
>robots go crazy

>>662775960
xmen origins: wolverine?

>>662776226
pleb dynomite

>guy with cool moving mask fights crime

>>662776147

Harry Potter?

Searching for a Horcrux...the one in the lake

>>662776301
iRobot

>guy follows chick with tattoo
>black guy roofies him
>beats up an elf

>>662771708
Good cop/bad thief

>>662774090
Gone with the Wind

>>662776301
I, Robot

>>662776367

that was quick ha

>>662776368
Watchmen

>>662776368
obvs The Crow

>>662776350
haha nope. works too good for that movie too

>>662776368

"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"

>>662776373
Close, its based off of a book like Harry Potter

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faggot gets mad a lot and commits suicide

>>662776301
that wesley snipes shit..the one with sandra bullock..ahh what's it called..oh yeah ferris bueller's say out.

>>662776226
Nap dynamic
>>662776301

I am robotic

>guy gets angry
>starts eating random plants
>loses wife
>flys
>kills his grandfather
>enemy rapes his child
>poop everywhere
>crying
>drugs
>floates down water
>dancing ensues

That's pretty easy

>>662776407
lel matrix

>asian mexican
>apartment
>mystic dancing
>everyone ded

>>662776407
Lethal weapon

>brit
>fucks hot chicks, gets pussy magnet cars
>kills

>>662776785
WinRAR

>>662776368
zorro the gay blade

>liquid robot attacks solid robot, both drown in lava

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>faggot hates his job
>kidnaps his hero
>steals his job
>sucks at it

>>662776609
Edge of Tomorrow

>>662771708
>>662775417
Alright, one more hint:
>basic rich son meets poor girl love story

And no, it's not A.I.

Snakes on a plane, ah damn it fuck.

>>662776899
James Bond
>nice dubs

>>662776948

>Running Man

Big German parade has shouting guy with funny little mustache. By Lene Reifenstahl

>>662776948
Terminator 2

>>662776994
That Eddie Murphy movie

>average guy goes to sleep
>wakes up, everyones dumb
>becomes president

>we live
>we die
>we live again

>>662777000
nope.
hint, the shitty drawing is the movie cover

>>662776609
downfall: road to sandnigs

>>662777127
no

>>662777099
That charlie chaplin movie

>>662777182
yes

>>662777118
Well done anon

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>>662777129
Idiocracy.

>>662777000
I'm moderately impressed by that series of digits

Alright this one is easy:

>BUUUUUUGS!

>>662777129
Idiocracy

>>662777354
yep
best comedy ever

>>662777099
the great dictator

Late 70's, lpha male, post apocalypse, interceptor.
Remade in 2015. Guy is now a cuck faggot spends whole movie handcuffed in car, looks like a gaylord
Femdom lead actress shoots guns like a boss (just like in all new hollywood remakes nowadays
american men are cuck fags..ghostbusters are now chicks too. american men are so fag they can't even be called.

>>662775960
forrest gump?

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>>662777268
Yes. It's Triumph of the Will. With Charlie Chaplin

>>662771708

>shit actor
>meme director
>space
>dimension
>le meme "let's theorize what actually happened" ending

>>662777643
Star wars : Force awakens

>>662777414

>Bugs Bunny

>>662777414
mimic

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>faggots do drugs
>end up in hospital
>dat tv show tho

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>>662777546
Comedy?
It's slowly turning into a Documentary.

>>662777566
Mad max?

>>662777871
Yup Mad max.

>man loses gf
>major international catastrophe
>wins her back by going to the pub

>go to prison
>meet god
>bust out

>>662777143
mad max?
the call of duty franchise?

>>662775960
>>662777414
these two have same answer

>>662777566

>Sane Sam

>>662771708
Rambo: First Blood

>>662778018
shawn of the dead

>>662777643
interstellar

>>662778045
Yup.

>>662778018

>Shaun of the Dead

>>662778041
Nah. Here's a hint - it's been mentioned in this thread already.

>>662777798
>>662777818

Nope! Alright, hyper ez mode:

>It's afraid!

>>662777546
Didnt hank hill make that movie?

>>662772594
Rescuing Corporal Seacrest

>>662777793

kek, it could be star trek as well
other guy is right tho it's interstellar

>>662774144
some john wayne movie

>>662777143
Edge of Tomorrow

>deadbeat drifter type gets in barfight
>offered place at top notch school
>saves the planet

>>662778352
>IM DOING MY PART TOO! HAHAHA. Would you like to know more?

>>662775991
>shit cyclops

>>662774384
Kek, GG. Force Awakens

>>662771708
>>662775417
>>662777011
Ok, last hint for OP's movie:

>black and white

Come on, guys, this is almost too easy now...

>>662778427
Bingo!

>Emperor gets poisoned

>>662778352
starship troopers

>>662778112
>>662778216
Damn right, cunts!

>>662778490
Starship Troopers

>ma nem nyef

>guy
>girl
>black friend
>films
>cancer

>>662778018
Shawn of the deed

>>662778537
curse of the golden flower

>>662778448
X-men

>>662778696
+1 internet

>>662778733
23 Jump Street

>The father smears red paint on his jacket and tells his children that a violent cat did it, so they need to stay home and never leave the house.
>Siblings also have sex with each other

>>662778029
Shawshank red dead redemption?

>>662778909
I'm on a fucking roll too,

>>662778886
No, there is also a lot of sand involved

>>662778029
shawshank redemption

>>662771708
Valjean, at last,
We see each other plain
Monsieur le Maire
You'll wear a different chain!

>>662778893
that would work but no

>>662771708

>house
>opens door
>black girl with dick dancing

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>has cancer
>decides to shoot faggots
>loli

>>662778949
dogtooth

get rekt

>>662779070
>>662778956
yup

>>662771708
>some intelligence officer
>Gold smuggling
>nuke fort knox
> chink bodyguard
>Ejectoe seat

>>662778537
>>662779062

prince of Persia?

>>662776994
The Nightmare before Christmas...?
Did you literally include a pic of the answer in your post faggot?

les miserables
the nightmare before christmas lol

>>662772594
saving private ryan

>>662779203
leon

>great actors
>bird
>theater

>>662779203
I know the movie but I cant remember the name...also its kinda shit...

> Kid is a fucking liar
> Dad was also a liar
> lying in the states
> lying in France
> lying on a plane
> Got caught lying

Guy witnesses an asian gets killed and leaves evidence at the scene which makes him and his supplier a target to a local drug kingpin

>>662779203
American history X ?

>>662779301
>pic of the answer
it took the thread 14 tries to guess that movie in a 'shitty drawing of movie posters' thread, so yeah

also; correct

>>662779378
Birdman?

>>662773847

>Movie set nowhere near america
>No city destruction

duh duh duh duh automata?

>>662779378
> Birdman

>>662779469
>>662779374
nope

>>662778448
Roadhouse

>>662779410
catch me if you can

Lots of people die while a group of midgets attempt to return a piece of jewelry.

>>662779481
>>662779491

yeeeeep

>>662779277
Worms are also involved

>>662779546
Yep

>>662771708
Ai

>>662778490
Paul Verhoeven at his near best..definitely Starship Troopers I don't give a fuck which movie you were thinking of your brain got it wrong its STARSHIP TROOPERS!

>>662779368
This should be the right answer

>>662779549

>Snow White and the Sorcerer's Ring

>>662778448
Star Trek

>>662771708
Metropolis

>>662779478
Dude, I didn't want to answer due to its obviousness....just leave the picture out next time

>>662779089
Before you say another word, Javert!
Before you chain me up like a slave again!
Listen to me,
there is something I must do...

>>662772594
Private Ryan
>nigga at least try
>>662773942
Episode VII
>>662774144
Brokeback Mountain
>>662774743
King Kong
>>662775089
Forrest Gump
>>662776226
Napolean Dynamite
>not just typing tots as description
>>662776301
i,Robot
>>662776948
T2
>>662777129
Idiocracy
>>662777143
Fury Road
>>662777414
Starship Troopers
>>662777566
Mad Max
>you're obviously a nigger that didn't even see the new one
>>662777852
Requiem for a Dream
>not just typing ass to ass


>I don't like kids
>scary animals
>okay I like kids now
>Newman

>>662779748
Incorrect.

>>662779655
dune

>>662779542
nope

>>662779541
Breaking bad?
Though its not a movie

>>662779826
okay new one without picture

>best cop in town
>new job
>cult city
>no zombies this time
>cornetto

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>>662779770
YES! FINALLY! YOU WIN!

>Chimp wants to escape his zoo
>Chimp meets new owner at the zoo
>Escape with new owner
>Meet female lead
>Meet another people with weird animals, like a bear
>Zoo sends best capture team
>Zoo fails.
>Wait for sequel

>>662779888
Jurassic Park

>>662771708

>planet
>shit
>potato

>>662779998
Hot fuzz

>>662779763
bingo!

>>662775991
>>662778494
sci-fi fantasy

>>662779898
yes

>>662771708
Cloud Atlas

>>662779966
not correct

>>662779396
Terminator Genesis becuase it's just a remake of terminator 2 but that john connor kid is now a chick and they don't stop going on about how arnie is "too old for this shit"

>>662779998
Hot Fuzz

>>662776368
THE MASK

>>662779410
Home alone

>>662779998
SWAN!

>>662779998

COLD COPS

>depressed and failing at life
>meet old friend
>drug
>friend dies
>shitshitshit
>things start to work out
>start being successful
>need money
>loan money
>make money
>makes me his bitch
>I'm fucking rich
>he comes back to kill me
>I kill him
>some old fuck I pissed off threatens me
>tell him he ain't shit
>shit couldn't be better

Prophecy child turns evil and gets beat up by his kid with the girl he knocked up then killed.

>>662779478
Faggots in that thread were just stoopid then. Made it way too easy

> Guy is retired
> Cannot for the life of him shut up about his old job
> Helps daughter with some shit
> They go on vacation to Europe

>>662780140
Is he shooting fags because he cant be with the loli?

>>662780242
limitless

>>662780152
your replying to the wrong guy and your wrong

Severely mentally challenged limo driver and friend try to return luggage to a woman.

>planet
>glaive

>>662772594
Bourne Identity

>>662779888
jurassic park

>>662777129
House of Cards

>>662780377
taken 2

>>662780377
Taken

>>662780050
>>662780153
good

>write book
>no inspiration
>red rum

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>>662780007
>I am not a robot

>>662780461
Ace Ventura

>>662779826
Don't pretend you're me faggot, you didn't answer due to anything because you never answered at all

>>662780471
>>>662775991
>>>662778494 (You)
was also mine, krull

>>662780587
Wrong, but kinda close.

>>662780377
Taken

>>662780379
nah, the loli follows him
extra hint:
>alice cooper

>>662780562
ghost in the shell

>>662780007
nigga how many people do you think are on fucking 4chan that have seen Metropolis all the way through?

>>662780461
Dumb and Dumber

>>662780544
Red rum too obvious. The Shining.

>Bad ass nigga
>aliens
>chick dies
>sequel is on acid and makes no fucking sense
>next sequel is remake of original

>>662780774
Bingo

>guy ends up being the same guy as the other guy that was kinda a bad guy, but also kinda a good guy

>>662780541
>>662780667
>>662780523

Got it, I think they all got the same plotline right?

man
dog
dead
revenge

>>662780562
I robot

>>662780544
Dude....it's supposed to be a shitty description, not a giant fucking sign saying what the name of the movie is.....it's the Shining by the way

>>662780666
it was sarcasm, dumb and dumber

>>662780878
John Wick

>>662780296
Obv Star wars

>>662779203
Constantine. That Labeuf kid in that movie is top loli material

>Old guys binge drink
>Send one of them to go to school
>Old guy marries principals daughter

>>662780820
fug, welp correct

>on boat
>everyone kill
>already happened
>wtf.jpg

>Some kid doesn't like his dad
>kid kills his dad

>>662781006
nope

>>662780853
Fight Club

>>662780012
Beverly hills cop.

>>662771708
Two related niggers, shit tier movie

>>662780878
john wick

>>662780628
That's why I said I didn't want to answer it because it was too fucking obvious you dip shit!

>>662780853
Fight Club

>jew
>nigger
>aliens

>>662781026
Return of the Jedi

>Everyone is sleepy
>Shit got crazy
>Ends with crazy spinning

>>662780825
Men in Black

>>662781137
Independence Day

>>662781137
Independence day

>>662781089
Ding ding ding

>>662781137
Independence Day

>>662781092
Nope

>rome
>murican
>chink

>>662780012
Training Day.

>>662780853
Are you trying to fightclub?

dunno if this one is too easy or too cryptic

> Girl is bored
> can't decide between hot and cold

>>662780954
>>662780954
yes

>>662779253
This one is actually easy. Goldfinger

>WHAT is your name?
>What is your quest?
>WHAT....is your favorite color?

>>662777852
Requiem 4 a dreem

>>662780521

10/10

>>662781015
Titanic

>>662779203
God Bless America.

>flying niggers killing women

>>662781318
Nope

>Hot guy says farewell to friends
>A house in the forest
>He admits that he's Jesus Christ
>Sort of a friend with Buddha
>Old man dies of heartattack
>Cool jeep
>Noisy camera

>>662771708
Metropoliss?
>>662775417
Guardians of the galaxy

>>662781364
monthy python and the holy fucking grail

>>662775960
Starship troopers.

>>662781148
Inception

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>>662780012
Pulp fiction.

>>662781364
MPHG

>>662781178
nope
captcha today is all about trees, kayaks and milkshakes....

>>662781481
Correctomundo

>>662776609
The most dangerous game

>>662781493
Yep

>>662781442
The Man From Earth

>>662780152
no you're the right guy.

>>662781442
the man from earth

>be living in a town smoking pot
>fucking retiree comes along
>gives me some bullshit story
>next thing i know some autist is walking next to me
>were on the road to some shit
>got some nice bling out of it

>>662781402
fucking finaly, good job

>stealing gold from sandniggers
>buggy racing
>nocarsforyou.avi

>two skyscrapers
>two faggots

>>662781616
>>662781668
Good job!

>>662771708
Automata

>>662780242
Ferris bueler

>>662780296
Yeah star wars

>>662781720
Three kings

>>662781400
half correct, meant Titanic II

>worst CGI ever
>flying fish
>water everywhere, except on the shots from above

>Those arent owls
>ohshit.jpg

>>662781506
No

>build nonsense physics box
>put thing in it
>moss grows
>con the stock market

>>662780377
The man with the golden gun

>>662781906
Piranha 2: The Spawning

Uneducated redneck moistfarmer sets out for revenge after uncle and aunt are killed by opressing regime

>>662781720
Hit and run?

>niggers, niggers everywhere
>people rise up to fight nigger uprising

>>662780461
The lion king

>>662781872
nice

>cowboys
>not funny
>barney stinson

>>662781955
Primer

>>662782031
close, but no cigar

>>662781955
The Big Hit

>>662781906

any of those sharknado vs x shit

>black and white
>man
>two girls

>his wife died so he wants to fuck a little boy all by himself
>he's paranoid and believes everyone wants to kill him
>he likes to take one nice walk on the beach
>on the beach he show the little kid his penis
>he has a gun so he can shoot the kid if he escapes
>he's very hungry and poor

>>662780825
The Lion King

>>662782145
sharknado is correct

>>662781478
Metropolis, yes

>that movie with the guy that loves the girl, but they're not the same cause he is sensitive to the sun and eats different things

>>662781906
Sounds like Alien 3

>>662782089
yup
>>662782128
wut

>>662782247
eternal sunshine of a spotless mind?

>>662782034
dude so cryptic, noone is ever going to guess this

>>662781345
twilight 2nd or 3rd

>>662780751
>tfw i forgot the anime is not original

>>662782146
The Black Megasaurus Takes 2 Victims TWO 60 FPS HD

>>662780751
Apparently not enough.

>>662782205
what are you smoking man?

>Guy and friend lose car
>can't remember anything

>Matt Damon farms potatoes and shit

>>662782247
man of steel

>>662777411
>same exact odds as any other number
>thousands of posts per minute, someone has to get them
>literally an inevitability in every sense of the word

How is that impressive again? inb4 I must be new here; sorry kid, its summerfags like you who think checking is a thing because you just got here.

>>662782324
Try again

>>662782201
The Lion King

>bunch of illegal aliens migrate into the country
>dont conform to language or laws
>the country pushes them back, only to have the illegals bitch and moan to the president about it

>>662782355
yeah

doesn't really matter which one

>>662782462
dude where's my car

>>662782034
Star Wars Episode 14: Autism Rises

>>662778046
kek

>>662780012
Are we still talking about Star Wars?

>children
>railway
>dead body

>>662782521
Nop

>>662782561
kek but no

>>662779549
Lord of the rings featuring Magneto and Agent Smith

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>>662778044
its afraid ....... ITS AFRAID!

>>662782586
Terminator 2

>>662779464
Pineapple express

>>662782526
you need to get out more faggot

>>662782643
Stand By Me

try harder

>>662782593
You got it

>>662780384
Yyp

>>662782725
Aha, no.

>>662782462
>>662782034
>>662782500
you're not even trying

>>662782586
Blood Diamond