ITT we confess shit we told no one else, and will tell no one

Damn OP

Things that never happened, the thread

Way too high to deal with this shit OP

>>662677905
actually, this kind of freaks me out because I remember my mother talking about some crazy family who killed their baby in our street.

Shitty neighborhood, so they all thought the two were junkies.

Holy fuck OP

You snuck into their house and killed their baby without them noticing? Sounds believable to me.

>>662677466
pics of dead baby or didn't happen

I've been professionally diagnosed with Schizophrenia. I haven't received medication or told anyone. I live fine with it, and the hallucinations (audio) arent too bad

>>662677466
i help cover up a murder in 1996

boss killed the fucker who was fucking his wife.

we played it that it was self defense

>>662678497
Wasn't that hard.
One story house, kid in one room and their dumbfuck parents in other. Window was unlocked because that crap was broken and they probably never noticed or just didnt care.

>>662678713
Why... why would I take pictures of a crime I want someone else to get arrested for?
Dumbass.

I raped my step daughter when she was 11, and she kept it quiet until a few months ago.

Said she enjoyed it, and now we fuck any time her mother is out of the house.

>>662678743
What's it like living as a schizo?

>>662679082
story pls

>>662678781
Did you get a pay raise tho?

>>662679082
Story pls

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>>662677466
good for you anon

>>662679187
think of it like thinking all the time. like when your worried about something and your mind is busy. Except they aren't your own thoughts. It's like someone else is thinking them, but in your head. Also, major paranoia all the time. like if everyone is out to get you. which basically they are lol

I saw a drunk person, presumably homeless, fall into a stream that runs through a local park. I didn't try to save him, just walked away. Heard later on TV news that they found the body in the park - I still feel bad about it.

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>>662677466
I always wanted to become a Pokémon Master.

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>>662678743
do you have the wonky mental hallucinations? Like when you think someone cares so much about something you're doing when they are in another city you almost bring it up to them or try to act like there's an unspoken familiarity there?

Sometimes I also think I'm like destined to lead a bunch of people or some shit. Like I'm the "chosen one" and I have to remind myself to shut the fuck up

>>662679854
Can you talk to the voices?
What do they tend to say when you are masturbating or fucking some chick?

>>662679879
Sokay anon, you could have died trying to save him.
Besides, he could have been a rapist or some shit.

>>662680031
Did you wanna be the very best.... that no one ever was?

>>662679879

Don't.

You reduced your taxes by just a little bit not having to pay for his sorry ass.

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>>662678497

Babes got the power of voodoo

>>662679187
Really short story. I'm not the writer type.

I was out of work and her mother was being a bitch for about a month. Step daughter fell asleep on the couch after a movie and her mother went to bed.

I was dicking around on my laptop and then I got horny, and decided to go feel her up. She didn't wake up while I was playing with her nipples so I decided to go for broke by playing with her clit. She woke up and I put my hand over her mouth. I knew I was going to get the same amount of time for fucking her as I would for fingering her, so I got on top of her and fucked her senseless for about an hour. When I came inside her I didn't know what to say so I just told her to go to bed. She went and that was the last time it was mentioned until recently

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>>662677466
Yeah and i'm a supercyberhackerdetective, i'll track you down till justice prevail
Faggot

>>662677466

You are so full of shit, dude. One paternity test would prove it isn't your kid and you're off the hook, because it proves your ex cheated on you.

>be me
>19
>biochem student
>sched has no free time
>need to finish an experiment
>go to lab in uni at night
>make experiment
>go home
>next morning heard half the bldg was burned down
>forgot to close the valve for the gas

>>662680482

RIP Goblin King.

>>662680584
how old is she now?

>>662680602
No you won't and.,.... No you won't

>>662681041
14

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>>662677466

>>662678781
>wife is a whore
>chooses to go out and fuck people
>somehow she isn't at fault

Good job dumbass. Why didn't he kill his wife? She was the one who fucking made the choice to cheat, it's not like this random guy was waltzing into their house and forcing her to have sex with him.

>>662680267
I keep thinking I'm going to be the next name in a chemistry textbook. Like, yeah its possible, highly unlikely, but I feel very strongly about it. Like the whole 'destined' thing. Yeah, I tend to get that dejavu thing a lot, when people aren't even there.
>>662680275
Never fucked a chick. I don't like getting close to people. And they tend to go away when I masturbate. Probably why I'm addicted to it. I get addicted to a lot of things easily, especially CSGO and other gambling

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>>662680482
Goblin king best king ever

I fucked my girlfriends sister way before I got with her, she's never said anything about it but her kid looks so much like me!
I've never asked if he's a product of me banging the Shit out of her in a tent and I'd rather not know...

>>662681200
Is that fucking legal?

>>662677466
That's some pretty epic fanfic fresh from mommy's basement. So you're still mad you got BBCucked there faggot?

>>662681237
Probable cause.
Pissed off ex kills wife for cheating.
May as well paint a huge sign saying "I FUCKING DID IT"

I have had sex with my adopted sister, biological sister and two cousins, one of my aunts, one of my male cousins (I always dished it, never received it the fag) my half sister and step cousin.

I have DP a whore with my father, and once when they were drunk enough I fucked his wife while he watched and laughed. He ended up thinking it was a dream.

Funny thing is, I am only average looking, nothing special.

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>>662680602

>>662680267
I've got a friend who says this about himself. Keeps calling himself Jesus. I don't even think he's Christian, I think it's just to do with affecting great change or something.

>be me
>6 or 7
>spending night at friends house
>both male
>share a bed, no big deal
>take turns grabbing each others junk and quickly kissing on the lips
>fucking how many years later, 10th or 11th grade
>havent talked for a decade
>share history class
>oh, whats up dude?
>whats up man
Dude stared at me all year

No, im not gay.

>new year's groping
>6 women
Most actually responded

>>662680845
full of shit confirmed fuck the hype in this thread

One of my buddies always telling me stuff about my sister can gets to me but one day he talked about how he wanted to fuck her I didn't day anything. He has a sister as well am 15 she is 18 I start to hitting on her she interested in end up fucking her.and one day my buddy caught me getting head from his sister looked him in the eyes and smiled.

>>662681582
Proud of you

>>662680914
You fucked up big time

Raped a girl I knew in my dorm. Just walked into her room at 3am with my face covered and whispered if she looks she dies. Saw her the next day and we talked like nothing happened.

>>662681528
Yeah but what the fuck would that accomplish by killing the guy your wife happens to be fucking?

You're still a cuck, your wife still thinks you're a fucking beta (that's why she's fucking someone else), and you still got cheated on. She gets no repercussions and still doesn't respect you.

Why the fuck do people not realize when a woman cheats IT'S HER FUCKING FAULT, NOT THE GUY SHE'S BANGING

My story starts like yours op, but the kid was actually mine. And I didn't want to abandon the kid but I low key hated the mom so I just started raping her. It was hard the first time because she tried to fight and told everyone but nobody believes her so I just kept doing it. At one point I did it every night for over a year, ass mouth and pussy. I fisted her ass and pussy to the point of uselessness, we have since split and she threatens to tell her new boyfriend if I do it again but I kinda want to just to see if she will tell

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>>662681457
I will make it legal.

I'm lying to a girl my ex I say that I was dying but really no, I did it because I love her but she doesn't want to come back I want to make her feel about cheat on my I hate her but at the same time I love her and I want to make her feel misrable

>>662681135
Pics bro I need to fap

>>662677466
Now that is a mfw

>>662681663
you are gay. you are just in dat closet

>>662682029
Lets see
>kid is dead
>Husband in jail
>She is in jail
>confirmed rape and beatings

Yeah, I think it turned out better than just killing her.

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>OP's ex was only shittalking
>he didn't ask for the obvious paternity test because he knew it was his kid

>>662681663
Faggot.

>>662681623 >>662681265

For me it's like intrusive thoughts about being it. Like, it's like someone implanted the knowledge in my head, so I don't actively think, "one day I will blah blah blah," It's more like, "oh yeah when I blah blah blah i will do that" and I have to sort of remind myself about reality.

My thoughts meld into my reality a lot more than they should. I used to think I could hear electronics malfunctioning and that it was because some aliens implanted me with the device that would differentiate me from all the other humans when they bombed the Earth or whatever.

Like they had picked me as an experiment that would live. Luckily I've been able to back out but sometimes I still have these "truman show" moments all the time where I never feel like there isn't someone else watching me, and it changes the way I behave.

>>662682216
Sure thing, Agent. Should I include my address for good measure?

>>662679326
Became the owner of the company in 2000 when boss died
>>662681237
dude was part time employee

fucker was also stealing shit from the company (tools)
also, boss only found out about the affair because he came across Polaroids of his wife in the dude possession when he confronted him about him stealing shit

>>662682029
You're kidding, right?

Your wife now knows that if she so much as flirts with another guy you can kill him and get away with it. You own her.

>>662682330
I wasn't responding to OP, I was responding to the guy who helped his boss get away with murdering the guy his wife was fucking.

Go back and tell them that it's just a prank bro.

>>662682348
Bullshit.
Not mine, we barely fucked.
I didnt ask because at the time I was drugged out my mind trying to forget the fact this shit was happening.

>>662677466
hahahaha thats awesome

>>662682036
whore loves the d. she wanna make you jelly and see you beta out because of the boyfriend.

>>662677466
>There has to be a God
now this is podracing. I miss the old bee

>>662682414
It sounds like you have an honest handle on yourself.

You sound like a person who gets aspirations and they get blown completely out of control, only theyre not things you ever decided you wanted for yourself

How is school and education with your condition

>>662682605
And that will only build resentment. She's still not attracted to you. She still doesn't respect you. She still doesn't want to be with you.

Sex out of fear is going to require lube every time unless you have a tiny dick, because she's not fucking turned on because you're still a fat beta piece of shit.

>>662681663
how the fuck did you know he was staring at you all year? were you staring at him all year?

faggot.

>>662682678
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Killed a girl once, mostly because I wanted to see if I could get away with it.
Was a low point in life and wanted my life to turn to so much shit I would be forced into suicide to end it all.

Got away with it.
Been happy ever since.
Want to do it again.

>>662677466
Holy shit OP, sick revenge.

>>662680584
So sorry about what happened recently?

>>662683110
No, and fuck off.

>>662677466
I came so hard OP I honestly hope you're getting pussy everyday while thinking about your new murder

I crossed the street when there was still a red light

>>662682414
Holy paranoid delusions batman. Try to free yourself from paranoia like this without medicine. I've gone through this and I feel better for it.

>>662683131
I'm qith you it feels great

>>662677466
>be me
>working the garden in my high school as a school project
>shitty project heavy work
>planting and shit
>see this big ass turtle
>at least 50 cm in length
>decide to throw a rock at him
>throw this huge rock
>a big piece of the shell comes off
>i see flesh
>turtle runs the fuck off in greens
>never seen the turtle again

Sometimes my thoughts feel like they are screaming at me, still my thoughts and everything but it feels, in my head, like they are been screamed or shouted.
They also feel really fast but I know they're just normal thoughts.

I don't tell anyone in case it's something bad and I'll have to pay for treatment or I'm going to die or some other bullshit.

>>662683131
Details

>>662682815
I already tested the waters, she's an alcoholic now and I stopped by one morning and hung out for a bit until I just couldn't take it so I pulled her shirt up and her pants down and just played with her for a while. She cried and it fucked it all up for me and that is when she threatens to tell on me

>>662681582
storytime?

>>662683131
moar

I browse /pol/ often and durning the day I'm straight, strong and normal, but sometimes when I get turned on its like my brain has a new personality where I'm a sissy slut. I fap to the gayest stuff which I would normally want to gas people for doing on /pol/

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>>662677466
You're my fucking hero, OP

>>662677466

Props OP. I'll have another shot in your honor.

>>662682414
We never stopped watching, we just got better at hiding.

>>662681582
How'd you get your aunt?

>>662683794
one day i'll fuck your sissy ass or any other guy who is stronger than you.

i'll force you down and shove my cock in you.

and your sissy ass will like it.

and you are from sweden. fuck sweden.

>>662682495
But what's the deal with her bringing it up? ? Are you fucked?

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>>662678497
>Stealthy Af OP

in highschool i dressed like a girl and pimped myself out to other guys.

not even that ashamed of it

ashamed of how little i charge

i only got 10 fucking bucks or oral and 20 for anal

now i see what whores charge and i got fucked

>>662684095
Now I'm turned on fuck you agh my brain is messed up

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>>662682678
>>662682678
>>662682678

eat a dick you lieing turd

i'm going through a divorce right now, this shit takes time, its not just over in a week, and if you're going to try and convince me you where so "drugged up" over like 3 - 6months and no one convinced you to get a paternity test i aint buying it.

especially if you have to pay money, you just decided to support your cheatings wifes kid to another dad..... bull shit

>>662682495
Do you have pics? Not going to ask you to share them here

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>>662681135
You ever seen the movie Hard Candy, anon? Not saying that all little girls are necessarily psycho, but there's probably more mixed feelings there than just being horny. Just be careful. For both your sakes.

I shot a Palestinian kid once. Most beautiful thing ever.

>>662681457
repost?

I burglarized a home of the owner of a vending machine company. In his car, there were boxes of 500 dollars in quarters, bags of singles, fives, tens, and twenties. There was a briefcase under a seat with 3500 dollars in hundreds, and about 3000 dollars if converted to USD in Iraqi money. Got a hotel of about 8 grand. The police were never called and I never read about it or heard about it. I blew through the money with a heroin habit. I don't understand why I never heard anything about it.

>>662684463
what for?

>>662681135
How'd she bring it up? What did she say? How did the conversation go?

>>662681265
ashley?

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>>662677466

>>662683709
Pics plz

To the faggots in the thread describing schizophrenia

I have had 2 episodes in my life that were stress and drug induced in which I basically experienced everything described from audio hallucinations to the whole Truman show feeling. I'm so glad I don't think like that on the regular and can refer to those times as "when I went crazy". How do you live like that constantly? I was fucking hospitalized.

>>662684261
well deduction skills bro

>>662683041
Still getting my dick wet. And she'll fucking respect, she knows what'll happen of she doesn't

>>662684754
You'd be surprised what you can get used to.

>>662684594
He came at me with a knife. I estimate he was only 3 or 4 years younger than me, so I'd say he was about 13 or 14.

>>662684463
jew bait

I once dated a 5/10 girl to get closer to her 9yo stepsister.

>>662684961
Everything is weird if you think about it.

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I dated her in high school. I have two kids now but see her from time to time and wonder what I could have done .

>>662684970
Why'd he come at you?

>>662684240
you know the best thing is that if you come to accept how fucking gay you are it wont nearly be a hot.
I had similar fantasies about getting pegged in the ass for ages. I dated a girl and admitted these fantasies to her, since I admitted the fantasies to her I stopped enjoying them nearly as much as when they were a secret

>>662684463
Fucking kike. Worst mistake in history was not gassing all of you when we had the chance.

>>662683595
>>662683779
I live in a city with a lot of bums.
I also happen to walk to work due to the distance.

One day on the way to work I see a girl sitting on the street. Sign says "will draw for money". She has these little anime drawings up. For my lunch break I go over to her and buy a drawing, had her draw me Vegeta. As she draws we talk. Sob story about step dad and rape. Ran away from home. She is.... young. can't really get a job and has no home. Give her 100 bucks for the trouble, tell her to find a motel because tonight would be cold.

For the next three months we talk on the same corner. Of course I don't give her as much money, just enough to eat something or buy something warmer.

Eventually thoughts creep in my head, wondering
>What if I?
>Could I?
eventually thought becomes
>Why not?

One day a storm was announced, big chill, ask the girl if she heard about it. Invite her to stay at my place to stay safe. She agrees, though a bit hesitant. Take her to my place, give her guest room. She stays at my place.

>finale coming

>>662680584
you're a real fucking faggot

Massaged my best male friend's limp dick until he pseudo came. We were 8. Never talked to him after age 12. Still think about it.

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THIS WHOLE THREAD

>>662685118
Because I was wearing an Israeli military uniform.
Basically, I fucked up during sophomore year of high school, and I got sent to military school in Israel to straighten me out.

>>662679854
jesus fucking fuck, that shit happens to me... i think something, but i imagine having a second me, and sometimes i even ask myself for advice, and the part that everybody is out to get me

>>662684463
Smug kike

>>662685099
which one?

>>662684463
Killed a sand nigger. Good job, anon. I ain't even mad.

Well only my brother knows about this but I will confess.. I'm not greentexting shit because it's too short: I'm planning to kidnap, torture and kill a man who harassed my ex gf a few years ago

We were in a relationship at the time but bitch fled from the country once he knew I was after him. Now we're not in a relationship anymore but I can't forgive him nor I seem to let it go.. It's like he has to pay for it

Sometimes I feel like backing away from this decision because his dad died, his mother became severely depressed and his sister was raped (all in a matter of months, just a few months ago) but I don't know.. What do /b/?

>>662681964
she acted like nothing happened also?

When I was about 9, when my cousin from out of state would stay over for the summer, I would suck his dick, lots too. He was probably 7 or 8, and that went on for a bit. When I was 13, I sucked another cousin's dick and we would grind on each other and play with each other's dick and pee (it was weird), and I ate his sister (female cousin) out a few times and licked her ass, never got caught from that. Age 13, while I was staying with my birth mother (long story), I was sexually "assualted" by my younger sisters (2 of them, 8 and 9), I was dead asleep at the time, my younger brother (12) and I had to share a bed when at the time of this, ( he has also fingered my sisters, is gay now) and told me that they sucked my dick, and rode me, obviously not knowing what they were doing. At age 15 I fingered my oldest sister while she slept, jacked off over her and came on her, I have also been in the room when they experimented with each other, mostly childish petting but they did go down on each other. My mother is a train wreck and has admitted that one of my uncles has tried to fuck her. During the 8 month period I stayed with her, she came on to me twice, it was disgusting. I don't know why I'm so fucked up, I don't know why it seems like me and my siblings have a tendency for incestuous play, I don't know where I learned any if my behavior from, my childhood was mostly chaste. One of my earliest memories is being no older than 4, and bathing with a father figure, not my actual dad, but the man who "raised" me, me feeling scared, my matronly figure closing a door and then darkness, and I don't know anything after that. I'm closeted Bi now, quiet, terrified of my own levels of depravity. I refuse to have kids, never been into them, but just in case, I won't risk it.

>>662684970
Just like a Jew to bring a gun to a knife fight... A knife fight with a child no less.

There's a reason you're the most hated people on earth.

>>662685206
well this is a lot more pathetic than i thought it would be

>>662685352
where are you from originally?

>>662685179
This is accurate.
After admitting fantasies to wife and acting them out it was like...whatever.

Maybe it's like a 'get it out of your system' thing?

>>662685099
The one taking it up the ass

>>662685417
You should get over it, your hurting yourself more than you'll hurt him in the end

>>662685464
>never been into them
>but
pick one

>>662684701
nope, im a dude

>>662685417
kill

>>662685352
Oh, so they hate Israeli military?

>>662685206
ill buy for now. depending how you dispose the body.

>>662685545
>>662685466
>>662685362
>>662685190


I'm a white guy from America, with German ancestry.

>>662681582
you don't have to be good looking to score in a family of inbred fuckups.

>>662685464
wtf

>>662685352
So then people know about this.

DISQUALIFIED

>>662685206
That night the thoughts got violent, and it began to feel sort of like an urge. I can almost describe it like a strong thirst that can't be quenched by anything else. So I go into her room, she is asleep. Have duct tape. She is small and skinny, jump on her back and tape her mouth, then hands behind her back. Take out knife and tell her not to squirm. Remove her clothing and rape her. I kept her for five days total. Had no work on account of storm.

The rape was normal at first. Though after about two days I began to notice an urge to get violent. It's like that urge you get when you hug a child or cute animal, that feeling that makes you want to crush their heads in your hand. I went with it. During the rapes I would beat her senseless, I noticed her crying made me rock hard even after I came. Became able to cum up to three times in one session. Course with less and less loads.

On last day I strangled her as I finished cumming in her ass.Watch her pupils dilate. Was really nice, very soothing actually. The whole process of the last breath is comfortable, she just stopped struggling and nothing. Really enjoyed it. Snuggled with her for a bit.

Live in house, closet garage. Put her in car, take her into forested region I hunt in. Not a lot of people, hence why I enjoy hunting there. Remove her fingertips, then teeth, then hair. Each in a different bag. dig a hole then burn the body in it, then cover the hole. the other bags are each deposed of in different parts of ocean/river.

Still have her first picture though. Never any news about her disappearance,never anything.

Was just... Really nice.
Since then been happy, like I fulfilled something in my life. But also want to do it again.

>>662685715
Like no other. It also didn't help that I spoke zero Arabic. Or Hebrew, for that matter.

>>662678743
I have also been diagnosed with Schizophrenia. I am in the same boat as you anon.
The weirdest things are I'll hear people calling my name and sometimes my reflection will say something to me.

>>662685425
and nobody gives a shit anon. get over it.

>>662685787
cool

>>662685468
Don't care what it is to you.
I enjoyed it, that's all that matters.

>>662685746
Buy, don't. Your choice.

>>662681582
GET ME TWO BAGS OF EVERYTHING CHIPS AND A PACK OF SMOKES

>>662680845

actually the system doesnt give a fuck about paternity tests. it always favors 'the best interests' of the child. many many many men have paid child support on a kid they proved wasnt theirs.

fucked up but true.

btw, i think anon is full of shit too.

>>662683251

She approached me out of the blue one night, asked me if I remembered what we did together. I said that I remembered and she asked me why we didn't do it again after. We had a long talk about it and she told me that she's had feelings for me since she was 9 or 10, and that she wanted me to touch her that way again.

>>662685237

Are you jealous? You sound jealous.

I'm proud of you OP. Ya did good. Fuck that bitch

>>662680914
not really, got away with it so I cant really complain, but it was hassle to work in another bldg

>>662685649
>>662685691
Thanks anons

>>662685886
What do they hate about the military? The fact that y'all are there?

Freshman year of high school I stalked and gaslighted the hell out of this 7/10 hippie chick who was like 2 years older than me.

Got in almost-trouble over it but there was ZERO evidence and it kinda fizzled. Didn't stop me though.

moved back to my hometown a few years ago (30 now) she saw me and turned absolutely white with fear.saw her a few times hanging out in her neighborhood. She confronted me once seeing if I was going to apologize or something. I just locked eyes with her and gave her the creepiest laugh I could. She threw up.

She has, so I've heard, become a shut-in ever since.

I actually managed to break this girl's brain.
Good times.

>>662685464
I love you

>>662685881
>>662685206
>tfw i just want a homeless girl to love and nurse to health

>>662685881
Please kill yourself if true.

>>662677466
source on pic?

>>662685881
that's kinda sick man. and didn't believe any of it.

>>662685655
Are you stupid? >Never been into guns, but just in case, I have one at home. >Never needed surgery, but just in case I have insurance. >Never been into kids, but just in case it develops, I have insurance of never bringing one into the world.
Stupid.

>>662685649
>>662686250
Bro this shit is accurate>>662686250

>>662685881
Your a freak you should kill yourself

>>662685881
Fakest thing I've ever heard.

>>662685989
it always pisses me off when someone takees the effprt to write a post saying they dont care

>>662686087
try saul goodman you dipshit.

>>662686287
That and the military (especially M.P.s) treat them like the dog shit they are.

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>>662683387

>>662685417
Leave him alone Karma/Life did your job for you.

If you do it some bad shits going to happen to you.

>>662686314
Why?

>>662686701
>>662686314
because hes retarded

>>662685464
fucking Targaryens.

Kidnapped a girl and kept her as sex slave for two weeks. Kept her blindfolded during the time. I released her a few miles away when I was finished.

>>662686350
No, I just wanted to see what would happen if there was no one around.

She would have probably died anyways. The whole place froze over like another ice age. Even the power went out.

>>662686422
>>662686533

White knights are cute

>>662686478
If you didn't believe, then it shouldn't be sick.
It should be mundane or boring, or fictitious.
Either way, it's your choice.

>>662686602
Now, now. I said I don't care if it is believed. I wrote it because I wanted to share an experience I never told anyone. For that, I do care.
However, I can't simply prove it happened. Thus rather it is accepted or not is none of my concern.

>>662686490
the but implies there is something there to make the original statement untrue. Im not gay but i do like to fuck other guys.

Once I had this shirty job and I had to train the janitor how to be a janitor. He was an asshole. So on my break I took a shit on the floor in the bathroom. Came back after break and someone discovered the shit. I made the guy I was training clean it up.

>>662686308
This is the fakest, cringiest thing I've read so far.

>>662686665
Why are they there then? They should go back to their country....wtf...if people don't want to get fucked up, they should leave.

>>662683040
I dropped out of school at like 15, teachers hated the fact that everyone loved me and I aced the tests but I didn't pay a single second of attention in class.

>You sound like a person who gets aspirations and they get blown completely out of control, only theyre not things you ever decided you wanted for yourself


Moved out, worked, worked, worked, alcoholism, sobriety, now I own a business before I'm 30. So yeah. I tend to just ride the wave to the top most of the times every time something comes my way. Most of the time after I look around, it's almost like the intrusive thoughts are better at getting their shit together than I am. Like I just stumbled into semi-successful entrepreneurship

I've also got like broad associative synesthesia, I don't project like some beautiful mind horseshit but my brain associates things in a crossed-up way. My psych so many years ago said I "reason in reverse." Instead of reaching into my own experiences to process the present, I draw from other people's shit as if I had lived it first hand, even if I only heard about it. I store experiences like most people store facial expressions. Those are the best ways I can explain it. I can recognize them with the same emotional reflexive response.

I'm making it sound super dope but I've been sober for a year and my business is like 80% on auto-pilot so I'm complacent about it, but it has lead to some FUCKED UP situations and I'm always wary of another break being right around the corner. Then I start questioning whether I've ever really had a break before or if I made it up because I'm crazy.

>>662685923
>talking reflection

Im fucking terrified

>>662685881
Where's the picture?

>>662686701
Had a life very similar, share very similar behavior.
Now I know I'm not the only one.

>>662683434
I did. That incident was like, 7, 8 years ago.

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ex got me into this- can't get out...

>>662686860
>>>662686602 (You)
>Now, now. I said I don't care if it is believed. I wrote it because I wanted to share an experience I never told anyone. For that, I do care.
>However, I can't simply prove it happened. Thus rather it is accepted or not is none of my concern.
yeah but my point was that i find you annoying

>>662678188
underrated

>>662677466

So instead of getting a paternity test you killed a baby. Classy. And bullshit.

>>662687000
I keep it in my bedroom. It's hung on my wall, I had it framed.

>>662687087
Then you should be annoyed at yourself for having bothered to read and reply to someone who annoys you.

>>662686860
>No, I just wanted to see what would happen if there was no one around.
no i was saying that I want to find a homeless girl like you did but instead of killing her i would just be nice and loving because i dont know why

>>662686926
Nah man. All true. I can barely believe it myself. Fucking amazing I've gotten away with all the shit I did to her in high school.

My friends think the first time I had sex was with this girl I dated in high school when I was 15. We did have sex but that wasn't my first time. My first time was with the mother of this kid I used to play with. He lived across the street from me. I was 12.

I faintly remember making out with my younger brother when we we both very young
but the memory is so faint that I can't tell if it was just a weird dream or real.

>>662686308
What is
>gaslighting?

>>662685923
ah

I got drunk and got a hotel because I was really horny. So I hopped on CL and found 2 guys to come over and fuck me.

>>662686884
That's silly, using the example that you did, because for some people, there can be zero desire to have homosexual relations, BUT over time they can develop, much to the dismay of the person it occurs with, mostly present in women but not ever remotely uncommon in men, so why would'nt that be applicable? It is.

I impregnated my neighbor in her sleep, she thinks it's her husband's.

>>662687216
>Then you should be annoyed at yourself fo
yeah yeah but i just hate you so much

>>662686930
It's one giant clusterfuck where nothing good will ever come from it. That area of the world's been in perpetual violence for thousands of years, each nationality claiming that they have a right to the land.

>>662686938
Thanks for sharing. I have schizoid personality disorder and schizophrenia runs in my family and I'm a male in his 20's, so reading people's stories scares and reassures me.

>>662687282
what did you do?

>>662685425
She didn't know who it was and to the best of my knowledge she never told anyone what happened. When I ran into her the next day we talked like always and she had no idea it was me that fucked her the night before

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>>662687315
>mfw google it

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>>662685881
Yeah this last part just screams fake

>>662686156
Jealous of a fag who cant deal with his shit. Has to fuck a kid up who did nothing wrong. Should have manned up and left the bitch. You can't convince someone to be into you, you have to brainfuck them.

I let basedgod fuck my bitch

>>662687315
Fucking with people's shit in stealth mode to make them think they're/drive them crazy. Taken from a play called Gaslight. About a guy who fucks with the oldschool gaslights in his house to make his wife think she's losing her mind.

>>662686884
Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxrcgEXWgJg

Raped a cousin.
Molested by another one
>Flashed a girl in HS and almost became a sex offender
Almost fucked my best friends sister and ruined our friendship
.cheated on Gf
You guys pick and I'll tell

>>662686938
What's ur business

>>662677466
That's a great story. You should write more fiction.

I'm d-list celebrity. Raped an a-list celebrity at a party. It was hushed up, she was paid to keep quiet and I'm forbidden to be near her. I fap to her movies all the time now.

>>662687054
If anything, it's good to know another person out there is as fucked up as me, then. I'm a piece of work.

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>>662687774
All of them.

>>662687903
name one movie she plays in

>>662681265
Wait bro I thought this story was about how your wife fucked around and had a kid she pretended was yours.... now you're saying you've never fucked a girl?? I find that very hard to believe that you would lose a case in which you've never even had sex with your wife and she's claiming to be pregnant. Also dna. Like wtf this story is retarded

>Be 21
>Younger brother 19
>Younger brother engaged
>Fiance and I bond quickly
>Reveals to me that she drinks (Drinking frowned upon in our culture)
>Tell her same
>Quickly become drinking buddies
>November: Tells my brother she's not throwing a bday party
>Throws a bday party at hotel room
>Invites me
>Fuck while 5 other people in the room for 18 hours on and off
>She's supposed to be a virgin
>Was not
>Fucking enjoyable
>Both our parents wonder where we are

They're getting married in June

>me 9yrs old, cousin 8 yrs old, sister 7yrs old,
>got them to strip
>then play with each others puss while i watched

>>662687231
Ah... I wouldn't recommend it.
You'll waste money and time on someone who will end up on the streets all over again.
Unless you intend on taking care of her till she gets a stable job.

That is, if she is willing to be taken care of. Let alone you finding someone who won't stab you in your sleep.

>>662687512
That's nice of you to acknowledge me so intently as to fabricate an emotion for me.
I mean something to you, I like that.

>>662687669
So does everything the manson family did.
Yet it's there.

>>662687903
Does your name start with m

>>662686156
What have you done since then?

>I need to fap to this

>>662681964
Wait... She got raped and didn't report it? And she went to classes? She definitely must have had some kind of rape fetish...

>>662687569
I've done well so far. Just make sure you are able to reach help if you need it. That seems to be the defining factor in the detriment this shit brings to people.

>>662688054
nigga im not op. im the schizoid

>>662687514
Oh so they claim the land?
So that would mean they're upset that other people are claiming their land too?
Fucking assholes.

>>662677466

>Makes claim of killing child
>Obviously it would have been posted in the local news papers

Post obituaries.

>>662687843
killing
and business is good

>>662686938
>I can recognize them with the same emotional reflexive response.
Awsome. This brought me to another level of understanding.

Would you say its comparable to like when someone says, "i understand how you would feel this way," but only super intense?

Or does your mind build false memories almost?

>>662688252
Oh right I thought OP was claiming all that shit

>>662687903
TAYLOR SWIFT?

>>662685881
Not buying it. Your pretty sick for fabricating something like this

>>662682178
Why the fuck is nobody questioning this?

>>662687843
A bar, lol. My life is like a TV show at this point.

>>662688093
Just curious, did you know her name?
Was it Sam?
+When did you do this

>>662688280
Exactly. Palestinians aren't known for their rationality tbh.

>>662686847
What did you do with her?

How old was she?

What did she look like?

>>662688048
All I'm saying is that she was at least nominated for a Golden Globe.

>>662688093
>Unless you intend on taking care of her till she gets a stable job.
>That is, if she is willing to be taken care of. Let alone you finding someone who won't stab you in your sleep.
yeah thats what i meant
and yes there is that risk haha which is probably why i wont do it
but still
its a dream of mine to house unfortunate people

>>662688439
It's so obviously fake it doesn't matter

>>662681582
I'm sure you all live happily in your little trailer park.

I pee in the shower sometimes.

>>662682678
Right, so you killed an innocent baby because you got some fucking mental problems and can't deal with the though of your wife being nailed by some other dude?

>>662677905
You mean, things that never happened, the board.

>>662685881
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>662687650
I like everything i hear about on /b to be defined with a /b bias. Fuck you.

Also, i figured if i searched for it, id find a bunch bullshit about pilot lights

>>662687571
I figured out how to open the lockers in my school with a ruler. Would scorch some of her shit with a lighter, but just barely. Would follow her in creeper mode appearing casual to everyone else but always popping up near where she would be. Steal stuff and put it back days later. Send her envelopes to her house through the mail with porn pages in them and pictures of her face really crudely pasted onto the girls' bodies.

Creepiest thing I managed to do was the staring. It would always be in big assembly crowds or basketball games and always from a really long distance. Saw her freak out in tears and leave once as I stated at her with laser focus from across the gym. Nobody could tell.

Sounds like pretty beta creeper shit today, but hell, she's in her mid 30s now still super fucked up by it.

>>662688439
So nigger not worth my time

>>662677466
W O R L D
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>>662688551
Thanks for opening my eyes bro.
These fucking douches think they can honestly be upset about their land being occupied and being dehumanized?
Shouldn't have stopped at that one kid. All of them should be shot point blank for resisting a tyrannical govt.
This has been an educational conversation.

>>662680914
There has to be a news story on this, post it.

>>662685417
Hotline Miami calls, go put your mask and bring it

>>662688444
Check'd

Good for you, was it hard to start up?

>>662688603
Meryl Streep

>>662683548
Shitty turtle tbh

>>662677466
although I tore up, best story on the chinz