ITT: Conclude the most useless superpower.
> The power to see one second into the past.
that could be interesting if you could see someone else's past
i mean, if you could constantly see someones 1second-away past you would be witnessing every moment of that person's life with just 1 second delay
get your useless superpowers right motherfucker
The power to be able to transfer your mind in to another creature, but you don't continue to think like a human....you just become the creature. You can only do it to slugs.
The ability to instantaneously make everyone with dark coloured skin burst into flames and die an agonizing death. Only you die along with them.
Would you have the balls to become the worlds greatest martyr? Or do you let the the white race get cucked out of existence?
How dark are we talking
Not at all useless, you could use it for real time surveillance and observation. The government would drown you in money for the intel you were able to provide.
The force. Even Deadpool would fillet a Jedi. Oooh tingly lightning.
Set up breeding and gene manipulation program for slugs, in order to breed hyper intelligent varieties. On your deathbed transfer you mind to one of your creations, continue work in your new mega slug body. When that one's about to croak, swap minds to newest iteration.
Enjoy your new life as the immortal god-king Leto Atreides II, and ensure the spice always flows.
Create social media sensation by always being the first commentor. Start betting pool with prize money if anyone can beat you to the first comment, become billionaire as nobody ever can.
Breeding intelligent slugs would take millions of years for fuck sake. At best you could transfer into a slug and then die without the fear of knowing what death is.
Wait......I'd take that.
I can have sex with whoever I want, but they will meet the true man of they're life the next day and leave forever alone.... Till I try to get her back from some plane going to Alaska.
You could tell someone how many fingers they're going to hold up before they even do it. Doing things like this to prove that you know the future would prove that the future is already determined, which would answer one of the oldest questions in the Universe, making a massive contribution to science and also disproving most religions.
To be God. Becuase even if you make a replica of her, you will still know it's not really Her...
Having the force in a world without superhero, which we live once, would be none ass and you could fucking mind trick the shit out of everyone to get whatever you want. Also you seem like a despoil masterbater you faggot
> in a world without superhero
> where we live once
You can't hold a rapey peadofiles child accountable for his fathers sins, in the same way the superior nordic race cannot be held accountable for it's forebearers misforgivings.
That is the very definition of evolution, to remove the traits of the descendants that have no use and forge forward with the new.
That child may have rapey DNA in his genetic make-up, but it does not make him a rapemonger.
Can completely mind control animals
But for a completely random amount of time.
You could mind control a polar bear for 30 years and have the greatest pet ever...or for 3 seconds; just long enough for it to pause as it disembowels you.
The fuck is isn't. The ability to force yourself upon a female whether they want it or not, defines the whole "survival of the fittest" theory. Back when we were wild animals if a male took a female without her consent, what did it matter. The dominant male sowed his seed and spread his rapey genes. The rapey dominant offspring were more capable of doing the same. That's how the natural world works. In nature there is no such thing as love you fucking idiot.
Every creatures DNA is based around how well it's predecessors can fuck. Whether the female wants to fuck or not doesn't even come into the equation.
So yes fucking is a trait.
>closing schools at will
wow this isn't useless this is detrimental.
>blind while the future you just saw is unravelling
but you can't see reality while seeing the future so really you just went briefly blind
You degenerate fucking autismal asspie. You could fuck ANYONE in the world, who gives a fuck if they fall in love with someone else the day after. You could fuck the PRESIDENT and black mail him. If you were in a fight to the death you could just fuck the guy who was trying to kill you, and then run away while his pants are down and your cum is dripping out of his asshole. No one feels like killing after that.
So every 40 years, IF there is a full moon on Feb 29, you can make yourself grow by a single cm for a third of second while singing Canada's anthem?
Yeah that's pretty fucking useless
To see colors that aren't part of our natural color wheel.
>describes ass fucking a guy right down to the cum dripping ass
>calls someone else degenerate
I can see it now...
> anon hitting on a french girl
> "watch this"
> oh Canada.jpeg
> mfw this /b/ro gets laid
OP here. Some of you know what the term "useless" means, some of your posts are inadvertent -- fuck you oxygen-anon. And the others are beautiful and well crafted. We will decide a winrar at 210 replies. Or trips wins.
>walking alone in an ally late one night
>bunch of nigger jump out and are trying to mug you for your cash
>take a toaster out of your bag
>they all look at each other
>you start chanting and consuming the toaster piece by piece
>they all drop their weapons and run away in sheer terror
useless, you say?
the power to live before the big bang
The power to teleport yourself into a random jail (in your country), but any contraband you try to sneak in is immediately disintegrated. Therefore you will only have your underwear. Also you will be charged with breaking into jail if caught.
>implying puff isn't 'nuff
>implying hbox wouldn't immediately become unstoppable
Well at least you tried to be "deep" and "relatable".....tried.
>slowly turn white people black
>piss off the entirety of /pol/
god this would be great, everyone on /pol/ just shitposting about how everyone is becoming black and they will have to all commit suicide or accept blacks as genuine people
The power to prevent Potassium