New Zealand thread It's 9:25 where's the god

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time to start shitposting generically

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In this pic, Porirua community group vows to end domestic violence.

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in this pic, MTV post apocalypse fantasy show perfectly nails what it looks like in areas around Gisborne.

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have some pics from the dunedin bonsai display. The old bitch there was super condescending

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>>662283408

anyone caught up with the nz news recently? Don't know shit.
Also, anyone got weed tips? As in (where do you get get?)

Epsom's pretty cold here

>>662283646
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It's dry. Wait a month or two

>>662283646
All in Clendon bro

>>662282831
New Zealand is the most boring country i've ever lived in

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Another Porirua community group helping to keep the streets safe as at night.

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>>662283613

>>662283722
thanks. So when it's "wet", where would you get?

Dunners reporting!

Today was a good day. How are you guys?

>>662283408
You should of asked what they look like in the pooper.

>>662283731
its only fun if you like outdoorsy shit.

also dunners checkin in

>>662283810
If you don't know where to get it you shouldn't be smoking it

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Kate steel editon

>>662283132
to end domestic abuse by beating it into their women not to talk smack.

>>662283810
Maoris are a good place to start.

>>662283899
>Porirua
sorry dude, but I'm too keen. I'm not inns at BDSC

>>662283859
my day was eh my date cancelled on me so i ended up at the albar and dog with two tails to have a pint and a whisky them stumbled home. spent a hundy really shouldnt have

>>662284072
Dog With Two Tails? Could've given you a lift, bro

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/75744417/crash-driver-over-limit-and-facing-40k-damage-bill

so this happened last night just around the corner. watched/heard it all

>>662284031
Where do you live?

nz boring as fuck country to live in. Chch even worse after the earthquake and all the highschool fags and bums hang around Ricc instead of the town. Filthy as fuck place. And more chinks in Upper Ricc every year.

>>662284266
Got no sympathy for drink-drivers. Hope they fleece him for the lamp post.

any passable traps in auckland wanna get fucked?

>>662282831
In town, at a bar, with friends.

>>662284271
Near the Botany (auckland) area

>>662284224
i live down the street from it so it wasnt far ay i could at least have given you a gobby for the ride tho

>>662284331
partially true but you do live in the shittest city in the country, even before the earthquakes it was fucking dull, probably a nice place to retire but thats about it

>>662284331
dude all the teenage retards have always hung at ricc the fuck you on about

3 minutes and no replies? Wow, keep it alive guys

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>>662283794

>>662285053
Aight then what's everyone listening to? Always keen to check out new music

from me a couple of random picks;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfFi4Q7ueA8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsh9xzTCFRk

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>>662285066

>>662285053
ill just keep bonsai posting. I took pic of like damn near everyone of them

Was in a West Auckland graveyard today. Overgrown grass, cans, bottles, and maccas trash everywhere.

>>662285245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nplz679dsEI

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>>662285324
are people really that stupid now that they still throw litter on the surroundings? C'mon, it's 2015, time to wipe out the Moaris

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>>662285293

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>>662285647

>>662285784
Can you stop please you lonely cunt

>>662285611
I think the whole emotion of the song has been lost in this version haha

>>662285855
don't worry brou, s/he keeps the thread alive

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Anyone know this girl?

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>>662285784

>>662285930
Never heard the original, heard this in a movie and thought it was catchy. I'll give the original a listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlrmZAsU-I4

>>662285965
I'd rather it die than nobody talk and be full of photos of fucking bonsai

>>662285969
Amanda?

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>>662285855
Fuck what a grumpy cunt

>>662285969
Don't know her, but her chin game is off the charts.

>>662286103
you're only provoking him

>>662284266
He has to buy a shit load of space marines? Thats a bit extreme

>>662286242
Kwl dewd!!1!!

>>662285245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbZRz655wg4
It's a full album, just pick a song maybe? Or just listen to it for about twenty seconds and then close the tab, whatever's good.

>>662286279
Haaaaa
>>662286706
Actually played one or two of the songs off this in a band i was in a couple years ago. We were shit but it was fun

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>>662285855
have special big bonsai for you

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I'm lonely. Any femanons want a root in Auckland? IDC if you're fat. I have Netflix

>>662287073
you mean nitflix?

>>662286801
I'm suprised you can play/hear music in the 'tron over the sound of gunfire and inbreeding.
That's cool though, you still play or nah?

>>662287163
Neet. Flux. Brew.

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Guise what the heck is this contraption called again?

>>662287073
I'm game but you'll have come over, no one to watch my kids. Also if you're grossed out by a c-section scar don't even bother replying, I'm not into superficial guys.

>>662287073
if you were in dunners and wanted to cuddle id be up for it. sometimes i just want someone to spoon

>>662287339
eski

>>662287339
Around here we call it an eskimo's twat.

>>662287391
Nigger.

>>662285245
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0GvSnmHeR6Q

>>662287339
A keepsy-cooly
>>662287391
Scotia chick, or someone else?

>>662287252
Haha it's quiet at the moment, all the other students are away. I jam a little guitar now and then aye but it mostly just sits next to me

>>662285969
she has a better chin than George Clooney

>>662287073
Fuck yeah, I wanna root too. I also have Netflix... And a damn nice cock.

>>662287555
scotia chick like usual.

To the other rFactor guy, I just watched all 10 hours of D1NZ on the stream lolol, fuck that was the best round ever man.. such a good vibe there.
Do you know how your mate went?

>>662287339
Cold-keep m8

>>662287544
This is pretty swell

>>662287391
Nigger

>>662287588
Yeah, same here. That's cool though
>>662287665
I'm not good enough for cuddles, eh?
>>662287801
Hey mate! Yeah, I recorded most of it. Wasn't too fussed about the pro class though, but I watched a bit of it.
Yeah, he did good! Qualified and put up a good fight in his battle! Drove his car from Auckland to the event first thing Friday, didn't stick it in the fence, probably driving it back tonight!

>>662287391
Been away from these threads too long. Who is Scotia chick? Pics?

>>662285245
Another couple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z_UJ0_biJw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBp1IE7fZe0

>>662288218
Oh phew haha. I tried recording it for a minute, went to review it and I could count the frames :( Poor lappy couldn't maintain 30fps whatevs lol.
That's mint dude, he's committed haha. Also, that MX5 was the best thing of the day, that dude was doing so fucking well for having 90hp, was going nuts for him in his qual lool

>>662288218
i mean if you want

>>662288252
I wanted to go to a bar called Scotia in dunners there's a pic of my foot but I doubt anyone saved it

honestly, as a kiwaori, I can say that the nz xfactor is probably one of the cringiest shittiest nz shows on

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>>662287163
I have nit spray if you need it

>>662287377
I'm keen. Text me 0221946505

>>662288725
i could never watch those shows, just too much second hand embarrassment. My family loved watching it at home so i always had to go to my room and sit in silence when it was on because I couldnt handle it

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>>662288882
why would you do that? Are you on the spectrum?

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Hello New Zealanders. Canadafag here.

I'm planning on going camping in your fine country.

Any suggestions?
>want solitude
>want wilderness
>want South Island

>>662289165
yup, agreed

>>662288584
That MX5 was my mate haha!
Was so happy for him, seemed like he gained some fans
>>662288645
[email protected]
Should post new pics though

>>662289178
Wtf are people gonna do? Text spam my prepaid sim? Who cares. I'm lonely and horny.

>>662289248
Fairy Falls

>>662289248
Try not to look rapable. Stay away from brown people

>>662289248
Bro, visit Mt Cook (lake Pukaki is near it) and go up hooker valley and tasman glacier walks, they are incredible. You can tent at the base of one of them I can't remember, think it's hooker valley. There are so many places to go, my family and I have traveled a lot of the south island, and that is the best place in my eyes. Amazing scenery, amazing weather and yeah, just google it

>>662288882
I was taking the piss mate. Thirsty much?

>>662289649
Very. I have a ton of wine and spirits too

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>>662289438
At first I thought you were calling me a faggot.
But no, the park exists.
North Island though.

>>662289530
When camping here I can outrun bears. I should be good with the brown people.

>>662289248

prepare to be harassed by anyone and everyone because you can't light a fire, can't fish, can't hunt can't do shit without someone having a problem with it. You can always pay $30 a night at some shitty camp ground for a place to pitch a tent and a public toilet. That whole clean green natural thing is just marketing.

>>662289397
Dude he went sooo hard hahahaha, I was laughing for so long, he absolutely nailed it for such a low hp car, made my day (that and adam hedges+aussie guys tandems)

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Hello, boys!

>>662289248
caitlins is nice, kakapoint is really gorgeous and the walk to the nuggets isnt bad. heard Stewart island is fucking amazing too, can go a bit bush down there. tinder seems to be pretty popular with the tourists here so you could easily meet up with locas/other tourists here to find some local spots and get some head while you're at it. NZ isnt too big so you could easily hire a camper van and tiki tour around in 2 weeks pretty leisurely.

>>662289397
no one wants pics of me bro im a fatty fatty 2x4 who's not keen on inviting insults

>>662289802
Not sure if trolling or just had a terrible experience

>>662289423
still, a retard. I bet you're from porirua
>>662289438
not in south island

>>662290004
No, Auckland. I already said as much.

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>>662289597
Jesus H Christ. Now this is what I'm talking about.
Thanks bro.

>>662289837
Probably the best he's ever driven! Was so stoked for him in the battle, I thought he really challenged for the win!
>>662289993
People worse looking than you have posted photos and been praised for delivering, if nothing else. C'mon!

>>662290158
was taking the piss out of you. Don't worry m8, we're friends using an american website

>>662287339
Chilli bin is what the sheepfuckers call it I believe

>>662290298
We're not friends unless you let me put my dick in you

>>662287391
Fucking sambo coon. Darkie nigga cunt

>>662289876
Hey gaynazi. How goes it in Tauranga? Go on nightwalks anymore?

>>662290186
I was there a week and a half ago, for the second time in a few years. I'll try think of some other awesome spots i've been to and get back to you (p.s do you like fishing?) oh and there is a total fire ban right now, so yeah you won't be lighting a camp fire anytime soon :(

>>662289248
>south island

Well you picked the right place for solitude and wilderness.

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>>662289993
Nice place, but probably has too many tourists for my taste.

>>662290436
Words to live by.

>>662286888
Checked, nice tree faggot

>>662290281
Yeah he looked really good, if I recall the other guy that was leading just jumped out in front cause of the power difference (can't quite remember)
Mate, I say when D1NZ come down to Christchurch you sign up for the pro-sport and give it a rip haha, it'd be sweet. They don't seem to have many applicants right now in that section :D

>>662290281
this is /b/ even if I was gorgeous there would be someone there to point out my elbows were too pointy or something. plus like usual im in bed in the dark.

>>662290491
dude, went out for a nightwalk once, this car came up to me, started following me after I walked quicker (this was at about 2am) gapped to the other side oft the road, hid behind bushes, bus comes up
>thanks.jpg
bus leaves, car comes up again
stops
>fullpanicmode.webm
Gap it again
phew.
pretty shit ending, but biggest adrenaline rush

What ever happened to that tiny chat group? I want to fuck that redhead chick

>>662290491
Yeah just back from one tonight actually.

Smelling a bit musky, actually. Wanna cuddle?

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>>662290515
I'm not really a fan of fishing, but I don't mind doing a bit of it in a creek or small lake. Just don't want to make a day of it.

Fire ban? Sucks balls. I'll look into that to see if it gets better.

>>662290625
lol hardly. I think a tourist bus goes through once a day but it's a bit far out for most people to want to go to. there's also your usual places like milford sound, malborough sounds and the fjords

anyone here absolutely hate China? With the shit as government and shit as people with the shit as post Maozidong culture