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I want her so bad but I think she's been taken by another guy never had the strength to talk to her made her laugh but never got that one on one moment with her I have 5 months left what the fuck should I do
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>>661643039
I want money and I don't have it!
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>>661643229
I want the pussy but I can't get it I've came close but not close enough.
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>>661643039
I need a favor from someone
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fuck merrymeeting
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>>661643039
Fucking talk to her, dumbass
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>>661643888
She's fuckin 9/10 and I'm a 7/10 at best do I even have a chance.
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>>661643039
I'm a socially beta, probably ugly, virgin 20 y.o, pre-everything tranny, that has no money, no job, lives in a fucked country, crying myself to sleep, thinking that I might not survive for long. All that, while everyone around me looks at a facade of fake smiles and fake small talks.
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Judge brainwashed me to think it's illegal to be jobless .I see terrible things in life .bad dreams only last a couple hours. If your girl start hoein she"ll stay hoeinOnce a slut always a slut .sit up straight stay on your feet .
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>>661643039
Move the fuck on and talk to literally every other girl you can. There are more faggot.
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You can sit up straight for starters take small steps bro
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>>661644777
>trips checked
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I wish my gf would send me her nude selfies by herself, because I discovered that she did send some to her ex and I never got any.
This makes me feel she loved the other guy more than me.

Fuck, I had to say it, thanks for this thread OP.
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>>661643039
I'm being incredibly stupid with my money right now.. But from this point forward I will become extremely frugal with my money.
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>>661643039
modern feminism is stupid, check out AJ+ on FB dumb
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In b4 she a 5 outa 10 be polite be quite know when to talk know what to say and Jedi mind it keep super calm girls like that
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>>661643039
Move on and find another or let her find you. Chicks these days are a dime a dozen, most are entertained by shaky cam crapola.
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i hate niggers and jews and chinks. they all smell and annihilate all non-white races. HEIL HITLER
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I wear a sweater 24/7 because I have scars all over my arms+fresh cuts every now and then that I don't want to show to anyone.
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I never really enjoyed breaking bad
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>>661645948
Not defending niggers because we all know that they suck, but if Hitler was so great then how come he left Germany in such destruction after his complete and utter failure to take over the planet?
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>>661646099
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>I know what girls like
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i'm afraid of the whole notion of me telling my boyfriend that i love him, i know i haven't reached that point yet because we've only been dating for 2.5 months, but a lot of things will have to happen if i ever utter those words to him
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All i want in the world is for a chick to fart in my face while I jack off. Is that asking too much?
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>>661646099
WAKE ME UP
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>>661645948
Hitler wasn't man enough to accept defeat so brought Germany to ruin. You assholes that defend Hitler never seem to have a proper answer for any of his utter failures.
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>>661645096
Your fucking right you are the wise man from that fuckin areosmith song you sir are a god you sir will be rememberd by me op is one happy pappy ass mother fucker now I came to my sinces you are fuckin right thank you thank you I acted fucking retarded for nothing thank you anon thank you
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┬░tell the girl your plans maybe she will join u bring chocolate flowers are too over the top
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>>661646471
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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>>661646204
>>661646266
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I want my sister to stop being a bitch and live her own life instead of trying to live it through me because she was an idiot and married a dumbass marine who kicked out for being fat and has 3 unplanned pregnancies
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>>661646678
CANT WAKE UP
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>>661643039
Why are people really supporting these sandniggers? Kill them all i say
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>>661646816
sweet jesus dude
good luck with that shit
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I fucked my younger brother in the ass due to sexual frustration I'm not even gay or sorry.
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>>661647107
i went in dry. sorry, not sorry
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I'm about to be 33, I'm finally sobering up and I'm realizing how much of my life I've thrown away, pretty depressing shit.
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Go to fb message girl . with plans day ahead .I need a help lots of them.

Mall. Any thing food. Stores bring her places go site seein
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>>661646431
Have you considered a craigslist hooker?
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>>661646909
SAVE MEEEEEEE
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In before aids or climidia or worse!
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I legit believe that most "tyrants" did a great fucking job and shouldn't have been ousted from power. Saddam, Ghaddafi, Mubarak etc all gave those regions the most stability, peace and prosperity they've ever fucking known.

Every single time one of these dudes were offed, their country turned into an absolute shitshow and hotbed for rebel and terrorist activity to the point where the countries themselves cease having any function as a country.

Oh wow, you have to fucking kiss a portrait of ghaddafi a few times in public? Big fucking deal, he gave the Libyan people jobs, free housing, free education, free western-tier amenities and social works. Parks, great roads and a strong economy and presence that demanded respect for decades from the world leaders. But oh no, "Freedom" is more important because look at how fucking great freedom is.

Too much freedom is as much a cancer as a North Korea-tier tyranny. THAT guy is fucked up, but people like Ghaddafi and Hussein should never have been bothered.
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>>661646909
Cold water in the face,
Brings you back to this aweful place
Newsflash!
-- Clash, m7
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I'm a jobless bum
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Get her to go to casino with you invite her to go with you some where
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>>661647619
Enjoy your Super AIDS and syphilis.
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I masterbate at least three times a day to loli
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>>661644142
ok so are u really gonna just not do shit about it because you keep telling yourself dumb shit like that? its called confidence, man
thats all u fucking need
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I'M IN LOVE WITH MY FRIEND I'VE TOLD HER AND SHE JUST LIKE TOLD ME DON'T BE RETARDED, I TOLD HER ITS HARD BEING JUST YOUR FRIEND SHE SAID SERIOUSLY STOP IT AND DON'T MENTION IT
WHAT DO

FUCK U BITCH
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i want to live my life as a woman. ive always known, and it makes me miserable that i will probably never do it.
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>>661643433
>I want the pussy but I can't get it I've came close but not close enough.

So you've been jacking off outside her window again?
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>>661647851
Fuck no
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>>661647629
What about when him and his goons want to rape your wife and daughters?
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>>661647045
So far its working out a little. I told her off last week so she hasn't dropped her kids with me since I work from home. I don't know why she acts so superior
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>>661647550
>>661646909
>>661646678
>>661646471

fucking zozzled
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Get plans fast invite her spend time with her bring her with you like your sidekick
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>>661647891
Fuck her sister if she has one. Really any family member will do.
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I lost a Ylyl thread to banana.
Thanks Lori
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>>661647431
>with plans day ahead
>i need a help lots of them
>any thing food
> stores bring her places

go an hero ya gook
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>>661648132
She doesn't have a sister or any hot relatives, how would that help?
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>>661647891
Don't mention it. Or else she'll tell you to fuck off and stay away. You've pretty much already creeped her out, so shut your mouth or it'll get worse.
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Fuck YOUYOUYOUYOUYOU&YOU.

And fuck you, Lisa, fucking cunt, I'm fucking Both of them in our bed every night *Face!*
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>>661643039
trump would make a terrible president.
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>>661648221
you're welcome. bye, Felica!
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>>661647792
at least you're a jobless bum with pizza and a faggot who doesn't know how to rotate images :^)
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>>661648442
Congratulations, you are a normal person and not one of the degenerates using this site.
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i really hope reincarnation isn't a thing so I don't ever have to come back to this illogical shithole
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>>661648416
Fine, she can fuck off because I won't I think it's easier that way, for me at least.
I'm not gonna stick around till she finds someone to date

_l_!!!
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>>661643039
I love her but I can't tell how she feels about me. Some days she flirts, other days she ignores me. I can't get a bead on this girl and it's driving me insane.
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I see you lul. nice tats
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I wish i was raped by a strong man when i was a 10yro boy
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>>661643039
I want a girl but my supervisor, who's also my friend had a past relationship with her and after talking to him that i wanted to make a move on her he had the feels and now is trying to work it out with her. Today i saw them toguether and couldnt look at her in the eyes. I feel like shit now.
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>>661648800
Just fucking say it bitch, she probably don't feel the same
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>>661648025
with shit like that it just gets to the point where its nobody's fault but theirs and there just is no reason that you need to be involved in her personally crafted world of shit
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>>661648853
I wanna fuck that bird anymoar pics?
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I'm in love with someone 18 years old. I am 32.
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>>661647629
>Ghaddafi
We would have killed him back in the 1980's but the French actively prevented it by not only denying US forces flyover privs but also warning him. We did whack one of his kids though. This was in response to him bombing us.
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>>661648762
it gets really frustrating when relationships like that hit a ceiling and you want to keep taking it up you know. at that point its honestly easier just to kinda stop, otherwise its just gonna be a huge point of stress. id just wright her off and white ur hands of the situation
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>>661643039
I'm afraid of niggers I wish they would disappear off the face of the earth.
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>>661649092
Vodka and roofies might sort that out.
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>>661646421

Most stupid bitches are saying it at one month, I wouldn't worry about it. Guys fully understand that women don't have any appreciation or understanding for human constructs like loyalty or sincerity.
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>>661648018
Everybody always uses this fucking argument.

yeah, it would suck shit and I'd be fucking mad as Khorne himself, but at least it's under control and the greater whole remains intact.

That form of tyranny means some will get eaten alive but the whole remains. Freedom brought the entire country to ruin. With this form of tyranny, some suffered, most didn't. With Freedom, EVERYONE is suffering.

I genuinely can't believe some people would still support uncontrolled freedom after what they keep seeing. People need to be fucking led, they need laws, they need the threat of punishment just like how behaving badly in any developed country will get your ass fined, beaten or arrested. In some developed countries, you can even get killed for it. So why act so high and mighty?

Yeah it sucks getting singled out by one of Uday Hussein's little tantrums, but is that any different from being caught speeding on the one day that cop is in a particularly terrible mood and a scene escalated and you get shot? Or you commit the crime of being black and being shot even more easily regardless of not doin' nuffin ?

It's bullshit, but the west's obsession with freedom is dishonest and inferior to "controlled" freedom.
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We all know trump isn't gonna win.
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lesbian feels for best friend
shes straight
kill me
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>>661647964
that sucks man. many feels.
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I have how there is a long variety of human . Isis is a sand nigger terrorist type of human don't put down African Americans bro. It's common now for people who think it cool to put down Arabs and middle eastern people it the new trend
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>>661643883
>merrymeeting
you in cleveland anon?
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>>661643039
Used to be the fat betamax kid everyone made fun of. Started working out, eating healthier.
Life has improved, I wouldn't say I'm very good looking or anything but I get hit on now and then.
Then, I find out that since nobody would give me any time if their day before, I don't know how to fucking anyone. And thus is the tale of the kissless 21 year old
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I hate*
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>>661643039
My balls fucking ache. There I said it and I feel much better now. Oh yeah, OP is a faggot.
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>>661649453
I said "in love", not "wanna fuck". I'd never hurt her in any way.
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>>661650217
I can't talk* to anyone
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I have a crust on a girl in my art class. She can't stand me. We sat at the same table and she moved to a different one just to get away from me.
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>>661643039
HULK HOGAN, WE COMIN FO U NIGGA !
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>>661650522
Creepy bitch. You, not her. She isn't real.
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>>661643039
I'm a complete fucking failure and going to end up on the streets for it... serves me right for thinking there was such thing as people who could help me.
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I'm really desperate for someone I can get close to and talk about anything to, but I have really bad social anxiety and don't like most people. I see my self alone for a while
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I got a crush she know I liked her for while I just havt spend time with her sadly
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>>661649424
Suck it up as a learning experience and move on, there are more fish in the sea so to speak.
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>>661650522
>Crust
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>>661650732
I aint creepy. I especially try not to be around her.
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Work on spending the time with girls to get to know them
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i was the one who hacked kayla davis
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>>661650522
I'll provide a bit more context.
(And yeah, I had a typo, fuck you.)

I get along really well with everyone else at the table. All girls. She only moved tables after a friend of mine said I should ask her out, and that it was obvious I liked her. I think she tipped her off that I had a crush on her.
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>>661649481
You should read the "Federalist Papers" and other writings that led up to the US Declaration of Indepenence and our Constitution. Now of course we have shits like clinton and obama subverting them both in spirit and actuality. The dream still exists.
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>>661651013
I'm glad that I'm not the only one that noticed that.
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>>661643888
no shes a thot
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>>661643039
Stop doing all those black guys doing white girls posts. I don't care that lots of black guys have bigger dicks than me. I think it's obnoxious to rub it in and I also think some times white guys do those posts to trigger other white dudes to hate black guys. It's pretty stupid and I'm tired of it. It's a porn niche/ genre and frankly, I'm okay with it. But I don't like all these posts that try to rub it in in an obnoxious way. Knock that shit off.
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>>661643039
i wish i had a gf
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>>661643039
I can fuck my ass with my penis. Whew glad thats off my chest.
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>>661651888
I will check them out, thank you. Care to give me a basic rundown of them? You sound invested in them, best information about any subject comes from such people, I think.
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the only person who ever dated me did so to try and make a friend of mine jealous.

noone has ever found me attractive.
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Everything in the heavens and everything in the earth actually does belong to Allah
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>>661645614

she does love the other guy more then you.

abandon ship
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>>661647550

CALL MY NAME
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I'm a fucking fraud. I do nothing to make society better. I do as little work as possible and yet still have the best of luck. I'm a detestable human being and I don't deserve half the good fortune that comes my way. Long story short /b/, I'm a nigger.
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I have severe social anxiety and I've failed every class I've taken in the last year because I couldn't make myself go to classes. Also I own a fleshlight and eat secretly in my room. Also I have a really small dick.
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>>661652669
I won't, but I'll have to deal with it. The other guy was better than me.
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>>661649481
Not everything is a utopian fantasy land.

"A Time for Choosing" by Ronald Reagan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXBswFfh6AY
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I'm constantly having thoughts about what will happen after i die and it scares me shitless everytime i think about it. Nothing but the void for all eternity.
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>>661652362
>noone has ever found me attractive
You should volunteer at the Lighthouse for the Blind. You might just find one of these...
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>>661644142
Dude, 7/10 at best is hardly bad.
Ive seen fucking 2/10 guys score perfect 10/10 chicks.
Confidence is key
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>>661653301
>Confidence is key
Ether can help make up for lack of confidence.
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>>661643039
how the fuck do i talk to this girl i like
we have one class together and i have no idea how to initiate a conversation
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She's an absolute hypocritical bitch but I'm madly in love with her.
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>>661652967

dude, stop being a faggot cuck, it's all going downhill from here,

pack up and leave with your dignity.

either your everything to her, or nothing.
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My girlfriend makes me irrationally angry at times. She does nothing wrong and is incredibly sweet but I have to suppress these fits of rage.
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I hate how most of you just bitch about not being able to do something that you actually could do, but are too much of a faggot to do it. Fuck you.

I hate how people just believe that poverty is a reality that we all have to accept just because that's life. If we all organize in less that five months it would be no poverty or hunger, it's really simple, but nooooo "cause capitalism and economy hurr duurr". There's nothing more stupid than thiking economy as an exact natural science that doesn't depends on politics it self. Bunch of faggots.

At least. I hate USA people. Every single one of them that I have met has being absolutly retarded. Not the germans, not the italians, not spanish, argentinian, brasilian, chilean, english, but fuck man! what do you fucking eat to be so stupid.
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>>661643039
I asked a really cute chick for her digits today. She's married so never got them.

Getting older sucks. Literally no females left. Theyre all taken or have kids and are divorced because they're shittier.

Wish I could go back 3 years ago and prevent that one stupid night that changed my life in such a drastic shittier way. I'm a hollow shell, I feel nothing anymore. I beat myself up daily with anything that violates my comfort zone. I live so close to the edge one day I'm gonna slip.
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>>661653580
You ever think about investing in a couple leather outfits and adopting a dog from your local shelter?
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>>661643039
kill yourself
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>>661653707
>I hate USA people
Edgy faglord of the cosmos has spoken. Everyone in the US is now hated upon by fagalicious eurotrashman.
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As much as a lot of people like shitting on the USA, it really is the shining city on the hill.
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>>661653051
Exactly. Good speech that was, too. I knew of it. Modern west's idea for freedom is like fucking Peter Molyneux. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!! and then never delivers. In Molyneux's case it's because he's a blowhard. In reality's terms it's because if you aren't more or less protected by a looney tyrant who sees you as a subject, you're getting shot indiscriminately by militias drunk on power.
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It's been over a year and our sex was awful but she's still the only thing I care about.
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My bf's slept with a shit ton of people before (and after...) we got together. I can't stop thinking about it. I've slept with a fair few other people too before we started dating, but my "number" is only like 1/10 of his number. Thinking about it makes me physically sick. It's ruining me.
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>>661653548
pls help
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I just fuck everything up and I have no one to blame. I have a great and supportive family, I'm rich, I have no health problems and I'm kind of good looking but I always fail at every fucking thing I try. I'm such a fucking loser.

Also, I think I'll die alone because I'll never be able to find a girl who will live up to my standards. I'm a complete fucking loser but I just can't get attracted or excited by girls who aren't almost perfect.
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>>661646099
is ok anon, i cut my biceps so i can still wear short sleeves and not be known as an emo fag
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I work with a 19-year-old single mother who smokes weed and I want to ask her out so bad even though it has so many red flags

I don't want to hook up, I think she's really cute and I'd much rather be in a real relationship anyways

I think she's into me

I'm worried that if I were to get into a relationship with someone and they wanted sex they'd take it badly if I asked if we could wait
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>>661653548
It's tough. Iv found the more I find the chick attractive the harder it becomes. Which leaves me stuck with fat chick's because they're easy to talk to.

Just go for it. Be nervous, mess up, mess up really really bad and them do it over and over until you get better. She may or may not be for you but she could at least aid you in mastering your pick up skills.
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>>661654132

>Proof
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>>661654586
So when you suck his dick are you thinking of all the anuses the tip has entered? Do you wonder how many tongues have licked those balls that are smacking your ass?
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>>661654883
ty man
goes down to confidence again right
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I'm mad at trudea for letting fucking Syrians potentially Isis threat into our country and fucking us over, he is absolute fucking shit, coming from an Albertan he's going to fuck us up, fuck Trudeau!
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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Okay so, im a fucking 14 year old fat fuck who is very angry to himself cause i have the dick and the face to fuck chicks but my fucking fat accumulated all over my body doesnt let me do something related to sex, and the worst part is that my sister is so fucking sexy and i still can get to her room and masturbate all over her dirty and clean panties, i fucking hate myself by now
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>had crush in guy for awhile
>made a move
>ended up hooking up a few times, awesome shit
>he suddenly wasn't into it anymore
Really stings, I just want someone to hold me. I don't even care if it's real or not, I'm just so goddamn lonely
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I use online sex chats, but I use them as a woman.

I usually roleplay being a loli getting raped by my older brother.

idk what is wrong with me.
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>>661643039
I'm attracted to short women because they don't need so much cock to be pleased?

No ... I just love short girls and have a 6"er.
Thought it might be related, but when I type it out and think about it, that isn't it at all.

Oh, and lawyers are the reason the World is fucked in this day and age. Find something bad in your life... it can be traced back to a lawyer.
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>>661643039
Stop trying to make zozzle a thing. Nobody likes it. I'm sorry. Something like Joop would be funnier but Kek is still better right now. Zozzle is not that catchy. Fuck off with that.
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>>661654710
Dude you are fucking too stupid to reproduce so if the advice I give you works you must promise to always and I mean always use condoms. Ask her if she can help you study/tutor and in return you will take her out to dinner to a place of her choosing if you pass the next test/exam what ever. If there is any chance of a connection then it will happen. And for fucks sake condoms.
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>>661655516
Top zozzle!
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got no game, no money, no job, no education, no idea what to do really.
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>>661655516
>this. Better luck next time thwarp.
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I want to leave my wife but I'm too much of a coward to want to get blamed for breaking up my marriage. How do I get her to leave me without doing something psychotic?
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>>661654728
Once you learn to blame yourself for your problems then you can start improving.
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>>661656368
Kids or no?
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>>661655072
Earlier today a chick at the jewelry stand at the mall kept looking at me. I was working across the walk way. I kept looking back and she's looking every single god damn time. So I start smiling and then she's smiling.

I told myself "you have to ask her for her number or you'll never live this down. Just do it"

I spent time trying to think of what I'd say but of course when it came down to it I just made something else up. Just came out and kept talking.

Introduced myself
Asked her her name and if she was single
She was married so wouldn't be looking to hook up

A bit of laughing and a "damned!" Some laughter and a "Well nice to meet you ___"

Walked away.

I was nervous, but I did it and now I feel better for at least taking the chance.

Also made me feel kinda good that I got to show her I was into her. Not sure why but I like making others people's day. I'm sure it made her day.

Confidence?

Dunno, just take a chance
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>>661656657

No kids (thank god).
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>>661655290
i am literally in the exact same thing right now but genders are reversed
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>>661656368
Tell her you're going out to buy a pack of smokes and never come back. It's tried and true.
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>>661656863
Just leave her before you get her pregnant because it will happen then you will turn into me. I'd love to be able to trick you into trading places with my but I don't live in a fancy bottle, I live in the ones that come in a velvet pouch.
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>>661644142
you need to man the fuck up and do something to attain what you want, even if you don't succeed at least you can say "I tried".
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>>661657237
I don't smoke though :(

>>661657378
I keep wanting to but I just think she'll get so fucking heartbroken and desperate that she'll say anything to get me to stay and I'll be a weakling and eventually cave. I just wish there was a way I could make her want to leave me.
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>>661654519
Peter Molyneux, I've heard of him but not read his writings. I'll look that one up.

Here's one for you.

The Manufacture of madness by Thomas Szasz. A comparative study of the inquisition and the mental health movement.
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my biggest fetish ever, the thing that turns me on the most is one of my gf's best frinds. and i know she'd fuck me too.
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>>661657881
You should start smoking. I bet it will piss her off. Just start doing all sorts of self destructive shit until she's had enough and leaves.
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test
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>>661657881
>>>661657378 (You)
>I keep wanting to but I just think she'll get so fucking heartbroken and desperate that she'll say anything to get me to stay and I'll be a weakling and eventually cave. I just wish there was a way I could make her want to leave me.
If you live in 813 maybe we could set something up. She gets drunk, her and I fuck. You bust us (after I nut) and you break up with her. Then we go to the Waffle House for some fucking breakfast.
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>>661643039
Man it's easy for me to sit behind a computer and call u a pussybut it's hard asf anon I've been there
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>>661657881
Hide your money.
#1 reason for divorce in the US is money.
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>>661647431
MOAR of her? I'm trying to get my 10/10 grills folder started.
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last month i walked in on my little brother jerking off and eating pizza bites at the same time. never told him or anyone to ashamed of him and embarrassed for him.

haven't looked him in the eye sense. will it ever bee the same anos?
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>>661657881
Start purchasing MLP shit and leave it around the house. The next time she wants to make love, hand her one of these to put on.
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>>661643039
What the fuck did I do wrong?? I get that you didn't have time for a relationship, but I thought we were cool! You said we could stay in touch! YOU SAID WE COULD TRY AGAIN!! Why the fuck are you shutting me out!? I hate you so much for this! How could you do this to me you fucking bitch!? You said you loved me. You said this would be forever. You made me promise I would never leave you. And now you're doing exactly that to me. Burn in hell.
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I'm a lazy fuck and feel like my life is going to be a failure.
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I want to dump my gf because I think she slept with too many guys in the past
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>>661659218
Nope. You will never be able to eat pizza bites again but you shouldn't have any issues watching your brother jerk it though.
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>>661659489
>I want to dump my gf because I think she slept with too many guys in the past
And how many guys did you sleep with?
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>>661659719
10
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>>661644777
If you don't like superficial people, join a poetry or art club and meet people there. Artsy people tend to be genuine and interesting.
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>>661659319
>I'm a lazy fuck and feel like my life is going to be a failure.
You must be my niece. Get off 4chan bitch and go to sleep.
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>>661659778
nvm thats her number. She was my first
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How the fuck do I destroy nerves???

I want to become so mindnumbingly occupied that it fills my entire being. Something that's an ever bigger problem than finding a meaning to life.

I need a calling.

I need fucking goals. This is the answer.

GODDAMNIT WHY CAN'T EVERYTHING IN LIFE BE SIMPLE INSTEAD OF SUCH A
FUCKFEST

>weight lifted
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>>661643039
my depression has returned since i lost my job and girlfriend in the last 6 months but here, have some tits, keep fighting the good fight you faggots
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>>661659319
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I have a great life but feel unsatisfied spiritually.
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>>661643039
i think my gf is pregnat
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>>661660020
Same...
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I like this girl and she is almost the perfect chick for me. But you see i live with her baby daddy and it would be just to weird.
Also this girl likes me. I get free drinks when i go to the bar she works at.
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>>661659890
So unless you are with a virgin you will feel this way. Get over it man. You want a woman that has had some dick in her because virgins are fucking horrible in bed. Let some other dude tell her how horrible she is in bed to correct her. Eventually they leave that prick and find a nice guy while having the skills that were taught to them by the other dude. It's a win win bro. Enjoy the pussy.
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>>661660149
You better hope that little fucker comes out a niglett.
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Benjamin Netanyahu is a great speaker too and he has the experience to back it up, unlike most politicals here in the USA these days.

Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu's Full Speech To Congress (March 3, 2015)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lELXynhbS84
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>>661660466
thanks anon dubs dont lie
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>>661660235
>almost the perfect chick for me
It's almost like you two are from the same trailer park or something. Fucking kismet.
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>>661643039
Got drunk by myself and just now realized this awesome girl has been in love with me for the past two years.
> twf when angelika has probalbly forgetten about me
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>>661659218
Was he using the hot pizza bite sauce as lube?
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>>661660924
you made me kek, thats fucking hilarious even if its sad, tough luck bro
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>>661643039
My name is nico bellic and I'm looking for someone.
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>>661660924
Are you watching Golden Girls again man? I told you to not watch that show when you've been drinking. Rose is not in love with you bro.
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>>661661086
Damn fine question. Lurking until answered ....
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I don't think I'll make it.
Below average grades.
Addicted to porn.
Giving less and less fucks every day to schooling.
I don't think will be accepted to college or university.

I think I'll end up like a NEET, burdening my parents that have done alot for me. I have decided that I will just leave my home, even if means my death. I have put too much pressure on my parents, and I don't want to put more pressure as a failed student that can't take up a job.
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>>661643039
>I want her
>she doesn't, she doesn't like dating because reasons
>settle to be her best friend
>get gf, not that into her
>break up
>get another, break up
>through all, she remains my best friend
>no matter how many girlfriends I get, it's not her
>I love her as a best friend, almost like family, and I want more
>she loves me equally but doesn't want more
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>>661660924
Bang her and ask questions later, if you don't someone else will.
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>>661661667
Just realized this was supposed to be a relationship thread.

Fuck.
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>>661643039
girl advice here:
If a guy would ask me if i'm dating someone (off course i'd understand that he's interest but)
I'd be so surprise that he did ( we know it can take a lot of courage) it would really be in your advantage cause she will find you really mature and might think about dating you. I know it takes a lot but really it's just 5 sec..
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>>661645614
>>661645614
Well, it could be about trust issues that were created in the last relationship, and fear that it wont last long is a reason that she wouldn't want to give full nudes of herself if she's being weary, especially after potentially getting fucked over
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>>661661667
As a parent of someone that is nothing like you all I can say is trade school. Fuck college, go to trade school. Talk to plumbers, electricians, auto mechanics, welders and any other tradesman you can find. If your parents see you taking an interest in a potential career they will be relieved and will help you achieve your goal. If my kid couldn't cut it in school I'd be damn proud of him to look for and get training in a trade that will get him some pussy later. Fuck yeah.
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My dick isn't small, I'm not a hick, my IQ is fine, my skills are almost there, my body is getting ready, I've never been a tranny, I like being me, I like my background, I like where I'm headed, I like the plan I've implemented, I like the fact that their spell are breaking, spiritual courts are on my side and soon I'm gonna get the type of chicks I want.

What the fuck is my problem? Why do I still talk so much shit? Why can't I accept this reality that was made by someone else? Why do I always lie about that person? Why am I such a failure at ruining that person? Why can't I understand why that person will always win? Fuck.
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Ive been with girls and its amazing. But tonight. I sexted with a ladyboy from my hometown. And I want to suck his dick. Bad.
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>>661662556
Trade School sounds like a great idea. Thank you anon. I hope your kid will learn his trade of choice and that pussy too.

Thanks again, anon.
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>>661662853
>And I want to suck his dick. Bad.
Congrats. You're a faggot.
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i think my gf is fucking some other guy what do i do?
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>>661662995
Go fuck the other guy silly.
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>>661662917
Good luck anon. You will be fucking awesome.
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>>661646421
2.5 months is enough time tbh. Take the step, you'll probably be fine.
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i would if i could :3
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I kissed a girl and I didnt like it
she knew I was gay, but I wanted to like her
I wanted to be straight
I didnt feel a thing
so dissapointing
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>>661663211
You and your son as well.
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I really want to ask her out but I'm afraid of the rejection and seeing each other at work awkwardly. There seems to be a vibe but it's difficult. Also the girl I really want to be with lives 4 hours away and I don't think I'll ever deserve her despite the fact that we always have a good time when we see each other.
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I'm scared I'm not good enough for MiT. That even though I've been told my entire fucking life I could do anything I want that I won't get accepted.
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>>661646421
>but a lot of things will have to happen if i ever utter those words to him
You shouldn't tell him that until after you have anal sex with him. And by anal sex I mean donning a strap-on and fucking him senseless. If he won't let you do that he doesn't deserve your love.
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>>661663092

mmf or just no homo?
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>>661643039
What use are words when you can use your bambam club on her?
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>>661663874

just do the open courseware and show your work when you solve the challenge problems. they'll take notice and so will everyone else.
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>>661663994
That is a decision only you can make with a magic 8-ball.
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>>661658404
Please tell me this samefagging was unintentional
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>>661643039
I am sure the reason i am alone is because i had no friends as a teen, i had no social experience -> no contact with women -> no experience -> afraid of contact with women -> no experience, and so on. I also have a 0/10 self image, confidence and social skills
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Honestly, I needed you way more than you needed me. It was worth it.
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>>661664420
I was pretty serious when i wrote it. And I quit smoking 5 days ago so I'm spastic right now..it will pass like burrito gas
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>>661662967
After I bust. It repulses me though
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>>661664996
Maybe you're just a curious little pervert anon. Fuck it.
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>>661664969
After the post number is a you. You replied to your own post. Or am I some GayRetard NiggerFaggot
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I don't care that you broke your elbow.
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>>661664996
You are so deep in the closet a lion is calling you king.
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