Anyone else voting for Trump just for the lulz?
We're fucked anyway, might as well have fun with it.
The argument that one would only vote Trump is for 'the lulz' is baseless, as such an accusation implies non-realistic and/or non-existent policies set forth by Based Trump. Should one learn that all of His (Glory to Trump, Praise be to Him, Glory to Trump, Trump hu Ackbar) policies are easily achievable and cost effective, while generating income and boosting not only the U.S. economy but many western economies, one would not imply such motives for a vote.
One could certainly accuse The Faggot (OP) of being intellectually defunct and simply unaware of his immediate surroundings. So much so, it has removed their ability for Independent Thought and robbed them of the inquisitivity to investigate Trumps policies and planned actions to take a stance on anything set forward.
The argument that all he stands to gain is a few 'lulz' votes is derogatory and outright Blasphemy.
>inb4 Aniweebs come to debate the difference between cartoons and anime
Easy. Cartoons are for Children. Anime is for Pedophiles. Both are enjoyed by every Japanese Male within a 3.5million mile radius of Hiroshima.
Trump is either batshit insane, or the most clever political plant in the history of US politics.
I kind of lean towards the latter. He's too coherent in his private interviews to be as insane as his public ones seem to indicate.
There is a method to the madness. He's playing the fool, like Hamlet did. I suspect his purpose is to get Hillary into office.
So America's answer against the great general of Russia, Vladimir Putin, is this piece of shit
you already lost the war in Syria and you give the power to someone whose thesis is "get immigrants out pf my yard"
i feel lucky i am gonna see the downfall of this empire, i always hated you, first the nigger president ( xDD ) and then a medicore version of mussolini
Implying any President should be chosen as a response to who is in power with Russia. You're also implying Trump resembles a fascist in any sense. Compared to Mussolini he's like fucking Gabriel.
He is like the jar jar binks of irl,
Just pretending to be a fool but in reality he is the master puppeteer sith God.
Anyone ever notice it's only the newfags who are against Trump?
Makes it easy as shit to tell people apart.
do you pay attention tho?
ofc you have to choose against your oppenents, you basically buttfuckd by putin in syria, you wanted to overthrow Assad, now you cant, russia will monopolyze EUs gas, only by that fact you gonna expand your defence expanses by alot, cause the bear is getting bigger, as i said i am glad i am gonna see the states ruined in the futere :3
That would be a modern day Nobunaga.
'Through his childhood and early teenage years, he was well known for his bizarre behavior and received the name of Owari no Ōutsuke (尾張の大うつけ?, The Big Fool of Owari).'
I'll be voting for trump... so i can hopefully see all the trigger faces of suicidal SJW's
I will literally jerk off to it, as it will be new founded fetish...
Anybody got that pic of some fucking autist who calls himself the joker?
l'm waiting for Trump V ISIS, if it is a massive proxy soldier operation or if ISIS really is not allied with US Saudi Arabia or Israel it's going to be a hell of a show to see what Donald does
Hillary will win no matter what you do. Elections are rigged.
But let's pretend they actually did matter. I like the imminent chaos angle of Trump. Though it's fairly obvious that Rand Paul would be the best choice of any of this shit wasn't just make believe.
Say what you will. My vote will count and I will sit in the shadows on the day he is elected, watching the world fall into ruin or rise into utopia. I'll just be laughing as you all tear yourselves apart.
None of what you said is accurate in a depiction of future events. Sure, The U.S. was fucked in Syria by Putin but that's because the U.S. (I'm not American by the way) has malicious intent and is in no way justifiable to the international community and will remain as such until Putin makes a mistake and does something 'wrong' (Morally or Legally, not Public Opinion Based).
Neither Country has any justification to be in Syria but both have interests with the territory. The US created the Rebels and the Civil war and Russia is reacting. Nobody will get the oil from Syria nor will any pipeline be built/redirected, either country will do anything to stop it coming under control by a Rival.
Stop with the fucking emojis, you fucking prat. If you do another I won't reply.
>implying i wanna wade through the fucking sewer that is the media to get the gist of all this political babble
m8 just summarize them for me
>until Putin makes a mistake and does something 'wrong' (Morally or Legally, not Public Opinion Based).
If he didnt know his shit, Russia would be in war with Turtkey right now, sure he will get some restrictions but do you understand what monopolizing a energy source means?
>Neither Country has any justification to be in Syria but but both have interests with the territory
You know why the war started? cause Putin told Assad (who owned alot of money to Russia) to get out of his country american interest companies, Sandniggers are too dumb to organise a full scale war without assistance
vote for Trump, he is the best to so get this mess
Nah bruv i dont care enough about politics i just thought it was weird the only one us brits hear about is that cunt trump. Im too busy learnin how to build a boat to research american politics for real
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>voting for Trump just for the lulz?
.. that like playing russian roulette, with no chambers unloaded.
not very fun, really.
you only get one shot.
My little sister is 11 and she hates trump. So I ask why? She says all the kids hate trump in her school. Why tho?
Kids don't know shit and just repeat the shit the media tells them. Brainwashed little shits.
Get out of /b/ fucking little kids.
I'm voting for Trump because of SJW's and this Muslim acceptance bullshit this shitty white guilt culture is pushing on me.
Which one do you think gives better head?
>Browses /b/ for 2 months
>acts like oldfag
Voting Republican for the first time in my life for that reason. I kind of doubt they are actually going to put him up, but if they do I will support him over either of the libfag choices.
You are clearly not as intellectually intelligent as me. You should probably stop posting before you embarrass yourself.
Im hoping for a job in the new mexicans expulsion force
I've been on 4chan since /tr/ was still around.
I'm sorry you're just now finding out no one outside of your reddit hugbox supports bernie.
>>>>Epic greentext and le gamer terminology tho xDDDDD
Well said anon Trump only mentions illegals not US citizens its only common sense really
>Brainwashed little shits.
Socialism is a religion for people who worship the power of the state.
And it is a jealous religion that will suffer no rivals.
So thru state controlled schools and state licensed media, socialism attacks its rivals, the church, families, and anything else that could interfere with the citizenry's absolute devotion to the state.
lol tryhard, go warm yourself some hot pockets
I think the big things he wants to do will only benefit america.
I only hope that the genuinely insane things that he wants to do will just naturally fade away (shutting off the internet? lol)
Should be a fun time
I'm terrified of what will happen if Clinton or Sanders is elected.
We'll have dad-less nigger babies and fat feminists everywhere! And be expected to like them!
Oh no did I trigger your precious feelings? :((
It's ok just go back to your reddit safespace with all your bernie friends.
dude, who cares?
if this gets more people voting for the Donald, then let's spread it around as much as possible
This is /b/, none of the good reasons for voting for him will be absorbed.
she better fucking not
or she will, and be instantly assassinated, that could be fun
There is no way that the powers at be would let a woman be president
it just doesn't make any sense, there is really no reason to want that
>b-but our reputation
As what? A shitty oligarchy ruled by obese bankers and companies who send all our jobs over seas? Reputation as a war mongering greed machine that doesn't give a fuck about its own people as long as there is cash involved? Our reputation as a bunch of meddling pricks who'd do anything / ruin anything for a quick buck?
Yeah okay. Our reputation can't get worse.
You're retarded. "The powers" are a bunch of asses that Hillary is thoroughly kissing. They love her. She'd chop up, mutilate, microwave and consume her own new born baby if she thought it would please wallsteet.
>There is no way that the powers at be would let a woman be president
>it just doesn't make any sense, there is really no reason to want that
The reason liberals want Hillary is the same reason they wanted Obama.
"I disagree with Obama"
YOU'RE A RACIST!!!!!
"I disagree with Hillary"
YOU'RE A SEXIST!!!!!
read. fucking. steinbeck.
your country hasn't produced much great culture. But this is. Great author. worth reading. you'll never say stupid shit like this again. (whilst off course can stick to your opinion. it's just extra information, it sharpens the discussion)
Trump: racist capitalist
Hilary: power hungry capitalist
Bernie: socialist dreamer
Everyone else = not worthy of note
read my next post: >>661586994
really. it's not about being for or against freedom. if you want to advance your nation you need to know, and understand the arguments of your opponent. only then can you find the faults in it AND, show why your opinion is right. just blurting out insults won't convince anyone.
Party leadership will not allow him the nomination. There's no hope of a Trump candidacy, that's already been decided. There are mechanisms to prevent him from running as a republican candidate regardless of his public support. He can still run independently, no one can stop that. But we all know that's tantamount to surrender and pointless because he'd be running against another republican and the Democratic candidate thus fracturing the voter base.
Trump is not happening. Everyone knows this.
So, Snopes calls it false and then goes on to show that it's TRUE.
""[Hillary] was a liar," Zeifman said in an interview. "She was an unethical, dishonest lawyer. She conspired to violate the Constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the committee and the rules of confidentiality."
How could a 27-year-old House staff member do all that? Zeifman said she was one of several individuals who engaged in a seemingly implausible scheme to deny Richard Nixon the right to counsel during the investigation.
The actions of Hillary and her cohorts went directly against the judgment of top Democrats, up to and including then-House Majority Leader Tip O'Neill, that Nixon clearly had the right to counsel. In order to pull this off, Zeifman says Hillary wrote a fraudulent legal brief, and confiscated public documents to hide her deception. "
>confiscated public documents to hide her deception
That sounds kinda familiar.
Americucks are simply the most retarded country on the planet, you guys have been completely fucked by big corporations and you want to put a president from the same place... you really deserve everything coming your way.
>All anti sanders stuff is just strawman rhetoric and "funny" images about things coming from nothing.
America has a lot of money, how exactly can we not afford his plans?
>inb4 someone who doesn't know tries to make me go away by stuttering "reddit".
Wouldn't work mexicans are needed elsewhere
Nah a watcher on the wall would be a sweet number
The Clintons are working for Trump, actually. Maybe you should pay more attention, or leave this kind of talk for the big kids.
Actually old chap you got that a bit wrong
>why do you stupid murricans think that a rich asshole cares for the poor?
Why do you think I care for the poor?
Why should anyone care for a bunch of useless losers who only drag our society down?
The Bernie shills are getting desperate. good to know.
>must sign form
Oh there is so much possible with this situation...
>sign form in extra slopy hand writing
>sign wrong name
>have friend record them slapping you
>press assault charges
>sue the piss out of them
>bu bu but muh form!!!
>bitch please that aint my hand writing. you forged that shit just so you could hit me!
>Party leadership will not allow him the nomination.
We'll see about that.
Oh, a liberal faggot.
In the trash it goes.
Yeah, all of the candidates are full of shit. The stuff they want to implement would never pass. At least with Trump I get to laugh at a bunch of Facebook kiddies while they freak out and panic.
Insults veterans, women, immigrants, Muslims, breastfeeding women, and Latinos. Let's build a wall to stop illegals, but what about drug cartels paying off border patrol agents? Calls out Bill for being a womanizer, cheated on his own wife. After he wins the great white Republican primary who is actually left to vote for him? Needed the Mexican vote, lost that on his first day. Needed the woman vote, lost that at first debate. Support from the international community dropped off when he got chummy with Putin and called for deportation of Muslims. Squandered the fortune his dadt left him, currently in bankruptcy cuz he didn't manage his money well. Vote for Trump?
That's the stupidest thing ever. The people of London did the same: they voted in Boris Johnson because they thought he was funny. Now everybody's complaining how fucked up everything's gotten.
none of those things would change /b/'s mind, except hopefully for the bankruptcy bit, which he's been through a few times apparently.
Non-murrifat here but Trump has my vote just for the absolute butthurt it would cause if he's elected.
Mayor of London isn't the end of the world. POTUS is a whole different story, not literally doomsday shit but you know what I mean. I don't think he'd be stupid enough to nuke some country out of the blue but still.
Would you really let your country go to shit just to see people of a different political persuasion moan?
And I'm a eurofag so it shouldn't make that big a difference but still it wouldn't really help the reputation of the western world...
I'm considering it. Also I realize the more talking points SJWs get, the worse it'll be for me, a white man, so I don't really want Hillary and her "all rape victims should be believed" shit.
Mccaine doesn't speak for all veterens. Besides, "fuck veterens" Sanders is far worse
Oh, you mean Illegals? Fuck them all to death.
> breastfeeding women
Only liberals hate them
>Let's build a wall to stop illegals, but what about drug cartels paying off border patrol agents?
That argument is as stupid as saying we should outlaw cancer treatment until there's a fucking cure. No shit there are shitty guards but a wall will cut down on the lions share at least. Also, if Mexico falls again, a wall is the only way to prevent a massive surge of tens of millions of Mexicans flooding this country within a few weeks time
>bush isn't suddenly smart just because obama isn't, holy fuck.
Yeah he is. Everything is relative you dumbass. You wouldn't be comparing Obama to Hawkins. You only compare him to Bush.
I'm gonna move to murica and get a citizenship in record time so that I can vote for Trump. Then when he wins he'll deport me back to the UK so I can watch all the shit go down, win-win situation.
Trump suckers are mostly mad fat middle aged white dudes.
I already did. Not proving facts to the deluded. Citations expected for of course the talking points that reallybdiprove your point. I'm sorry you are no informed enough to already know these things.
Honestly, Trump seems to be a little ..... loud. Loud in a sense that every step he takes in office could lead to some tensions with Europe, Asia, and other areas.
Mixed. I liking cherry picking the ideologies from the left and the right. The government helps you out, but you have to help yourself too. It's not a nanny state, but the people will give some kind of leg to stand on.
Idiot there is no tea in amurrica
>Trump suckers are mostly mad fat middle aged white dudes.
>I already did.
>Not proving facts to the deluded.
> Citations expected for of course the talking points that reallybdiprove your point. I'm sorry you are no informed enough to already know these things.
Translation: "I can't back up my talking points so i'll just act like an arrogant piece of shit and hopefully that'll convince everyone else"
Ah, the typical stupid dem
Here's you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I