I am a Paki >ask me anything

Why do you have an ornate tissue box in the rear window of your car?

>>661560553
In case of a sudden flu attack it comes in handy

are you currently living in germany?

>>661560229
would it be a problem to visit pakistan as a german?
How should i behave in pakistan?
Is it possible to get in touch with good looking women?

Why are you a blight upon the western world?

>>661560229
Fuck op ask a real pakistani anything.
>>661561648
>>661562227

>>661560553

>>661562227
Why are you so salty ? Looks like someon got cucked by a paki.

>>661560229
Are you a paki?

>>661562075
No it wouldnt be. Behave like a human and youll be treated like a human, universal rule mate. And yeah sure but you need to socialise.

My roommate is from Pakistan but lives in the US. He is afraid of like everything and doesn't understand why we don't have walls around our house. I guess he's afraid of other people? Is it a Pakistani thing to be in constant fear within the home or is my roommate just paranoid?

>>661563464
ur room mate is paranoid i roam around the parks at night and i hardly ever gave a shit

>>661563576
Thanks man. Also, how do you feel about the show homeland?

>>661563464
Your room mate must have a disorder.

>>661563715
This is the first time I am hearing of it

>>661560229
After you wipe your ass is it the same color as your skin?

How does camel pussy compare to that of a real woman?

>>661563908
Fucking disgusting ameripigs ever heard of bidets you asswipe. Hurr durr not an amerifat well whatever you rancid swine.

Do you ever plan on learning how to poo in loo?

>>661560229
Why did you decide to combine the grossness of being indian with they fucked-upedness of being muslim? Why are you so gross?

I fucking DESPISE you!

>>661563826
American show that is super popular but it makes Pakistan look like a place where Americans are attacked by "scary Muslims"

>>661564148
Ooh so edgy..

>>661565106
Paki here. The show is laughably bad at how it represents at least Islamabad. Islamabad is such a modern city. Tightest pussies there too.

>>661564466
Double dubzz

>>661560229
hows life treating you man?
i wish you health and enrichment
peace

>>661560229
LGBT community in Buenos Aires, Argentina calls straight guys "paki"

>random fact

>>661560229
How does it feel to know that people from India regard you as less than a nigger

>>661565528
Paki girls>>>>>>>>>Indian girls.

>>661560229
Why are your woman fucking ugly or extremely beautiful

>>661565444
Like you would know you virgin lol.

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>>661564148
I take that as a yes

>>661560229
Whos the bigger terrorist in your family, mom or dad?

>>661565630
I fucking think both are gorgeous or hideous , why is there no in between

>>661565960
As a paki, I agree with you but I live in this posh area where everyone fucking girl is a model.

>>661565717
Have you ever had sex with an animal other than a camel?

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>>661565444
> ISLAMABAD
pic related

Protip: slums aren't considered "modern" by civilized people.

I'm actually Paki... And I'm really starting to hate it.

>>661566127
This guy is straight up bullshitting there is no posh area where every girl is a fucking model. I live in one of those posh areas and believe me >>661565960
this is over exaggeration.

>>661566453
So do I mate and I agree with that dude

why do you smell of curry? is it because you cook everything in that butter fat shit?

>>661560229
Is 10 rupees too much to fuck your mum, and does she go, baa baa when she comes?

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>>661566303
>Islamabad

>>661566453
Dha, bahria town, askari 10 all have gorgeous girls dude.

>>661566303
This is the second most beautiful capital in the world????

http://www.toptenfindings.com/top-10-most-beautiful-capitals-in-the-world/

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>>661566710
oh yes, there are some buildings and a street
still a city with slums you retard

did you see osama bin laden while he was there?

>>661560229
As a muslim when you last fucked a little boy, did the shit on your penis smell better than the smell of your house?

Everyone hates us Pakis... Maybe if Islam didn't dominate it.

>>661566985
Found the fox news fan.

>>661566856
>http://www.toptenfindings.com/top-10-most-beautiful-capitals-in-the-world/


just read the comments in that link
people living there disagree

>still a city with disgusting filthy slums

>>661566906
u mad bro?

>>661566981
Did you service osama bin laden and did you swallow afterwards?

>>661567152
I think the slums were destroyed.

>>661566789
I live in nhs zamzama one. Dha in itself isnt a great place to live. Ive heard a lot of things about bahria town though but it being a hot girls paradise is laughable.

- some websiteThere are community-specific slums in Islamabad; the slum found in the sector I-11 belongs primarily to the Afghan refugee population, while those in sectors F-6, F-7, G-7, G-8 and G-12 belong to the Pakistani Christian and Muslim population. The people that reside in these slums are inherently poor and lack basic facilities of life.

Who knew even countries like that have immigration problems. What a world we live in.

>>661560229
whats with that flag its just a ripoff of the kebab

>>661560229
Is it true that muslim women may have anal sex before marriage?

>>661567284
I'm talking about Lahore Dha. Idk about Karachi.

>>661560229

Hi there,

I am currently living in the UK and I have to admit that I have a thing for Pakistani girls. They are gorgeous, definitely in my type.

If I was about to date a girl with Pakistani heritage, how her family/brother would react in general?

Slav here, but educated.

>>661567399
Have you seen Tunisia's flag?!!!!

>>661566789
Or at least little boys dressed up like girls for muslims to bugger

>>661567417
Well married couples may do whatever they want.

>>661567431
Ahh the old age saying , lahori girls are hot but their voice sounds like that of a horse.

>>661567493
Just be respectable. Pakistanis tend to just date/marry other Pakistanis. You do have a shot but the family will react to you being white.

>>661567493
Pakis regard slavs as pieces of shit

>>661567637
Lmao never heard that one before.

So... Pakistan have kicked out their "vermin" out of their capital to well get rid of the ghettos in Islamabad.

C'MON NOW UK! No? No you're not gonna do that... No balls anymore

You can learn so much about the world on 4chan sometimes.

>>661567833
>>>661567493 (You)
>Pakis regard slavs as pieces of shit

Slavs have the same opinion about Pakistanis in general, especially in the UK.

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Pak is a beautiful country. Shame about inviting Saudi Wahabbis in the 80s, but I guess you kinda had to with the Soviet kebabs and all...Still, in retrospect, speaking Russian is still better than ISIS...

A lot of people think Afghans defeated Alexanders army and the Russians and the British. All three were stopped in Pakistan. The northerners are fuking fierce.

My sources: Afghan vet. 2 tours

>>661567431
Was Lahore the place where they burned a christian couple alive 2 or 3 years ago?

>>661568146
Yeah I think so .

>>661568106
I would love to be a white slav. Better than being paki any day.

>>661568141
Went to Wazir Khan mosque a few days ago. My God what a beautiful place

>>661568146
Its a city of 7 million. A lot of people get burned alive for all sorts of shit.
But Christians are tolerated. Lahore has 100s of churches and Sikh temples.

>>661568106
Why does this say (you) when I didn't post

>>661568361
try to get some education, when you hang out at the uni most people don't give a fuck where you from

>>661560229
you jerk to your relatives? fellow paki here and i do.

>>661568146
It probably did. I'm actually really pissed off with those who do such. As if Pakis in the EU don't do enough shit. Just makes us look worse

Aye paki reporting what better thread to share my dilemma than a paki thread. I really liked this girl from tuition a year ago. Thing is i left tuition and the only way is through fb, what do

>>661568557
Most people don't mind in collage atm. Don't partiality care... Just want to be white.

What I mean - is it normal to have anal sex before mariage but be a virgin for you future husband?

>>661560229
of you of learned of modern warring technology of STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CREATED/CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.?

>>661568856
Well of course is not okay, for most people probably, just don't mention it xp.

>>661560229
Why did you hide Osama?

>>661568808
lol
I have a dark complexion, way more than typical polish guy and I enjoy it. Dunno why you want to be white :D

>>661569169
Better image I suppose. They would go, is that a... Euro... no Afghani.. You know what fuck it. At least he won't rape me...

Instead of going, ugh Paki/Indian.

>>661569436
Man, I am polfag and I was rejected many times just for being 'fucking pol stealing jobs' xD
and I know many slav girls having a thing for Paki/Indian guys.

Or just go to Poland for Erasmus/other study Exchange program. I went to a party last weekend and brown guys have the most of nice girls ;)

>>661569153
Anyone could be hiding a mile away from a military compound. :p

>>661560229
Why do you live in Bradford?

>>661568361
Slavs are the niggers of Europe. Everyone knows this. Pakis are the Whites of the middle east. You've chosen poorly you fucking gypsy.

>>661569900
>>661569900
Oh, trust, I know what you mean. I was just saying that the first things that come into mind with Pak would be curry terrorism etc. Unless your one of those British people (I am form England btw) I guess the most would be immigration and job stealing.

Besides, many of those UKIP EDL etc are like "Oh no I loke poles at least they are euro, would you rather one living next dorr or a Muslim terrorist etc

Does Europe hate Middle Easterners more than 'merica?

>>661570224
Oh come fucking on. Yes, they are from the bad side of Europe. (FYI Pakistan is in Asia) BUT, I jut mean the image, we no longer need to worry about Hitler and his classification system, about the bad EU people. Most residents would want a Polish or Serbian or whatever rather than a South Asian.

Of course a Scandinavian/Western Euro would be much more preferable.

>>661570727
Fuck me. Their contempt for Muslims in those countries are bloody 100x more.

>>661560229
How does it feel being the result of centuries of systematic inbreeding?

>>661560229
how come sandniggers scrape their ass clean with their thumbnail? Ever heard of paper?

>>661567521
actually no
man why they rippin off kebab
idk why anyone would rip off kebab that flag sucks

>>661570763
I live in the US. I understand that Pakistan is a part of Asia. In fact the Middle East is not a separate thing. It's either a part of Asia or Africa. Generally Pakistan and part of India is considered Middle East at least where I'm from. I would much rather have a paki neighbor (which I do dude is super chill) than a fucking slav. Every slav I have met has been a complete fucking douche. They carry their arrogance wherever they go and don't have any decent manners. They're fucking chimps. I fucking love Middle Easterners. They got some hot women and chill as fuck dudes. Paki over slav any day. I am Scandinavian American by the way.

>>661571072
(Not op) Never really thought about it 0-0.
I'm proabably gonna break that chain cause (as the Chinese would say) 'GWEAT DISWHONER' to the family.

>>661570897
I am a veteran and have spent a lot of time with Middle Easterners. They have some great fucking stories and are extremely "westernized". Met some Saudi pilots who bought me drinks and told me of how much poon they get in their home country. Fucking brootal. I miss those guys. But seriously. Middle Easterners are great. Not sure why they get so much hate from Europoor.

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>>661571538
Scandinavian how cool.
(I wasn't telling you off with the middel east thing) yeah fair enough that's your opinion. But in my experience I have found, many of them are like the Slavs you mentioned.

I wish we could be more definite with continents and regions etc. Every watched CGP Grey? I think you will enjoy it.

>>661568606
Defintley. My aunt is amazingly hot.

>>661572046
We have to live with their niggerish bullshit, Amerifat.

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>>661572128
pics? on gmail? [email protected]
my sis

>>661572046
Just because its Islam and stuff. Pakistani people and their image. i.e. Grooming gangs, many people would say Muslim but also Paki, because if the woman and media. (Forgot her name, shes kinda like the UK Donald Trump)

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>>661572046
Think of them like niggers in the US and you'll understand why. Things will change as more of them get in to the US. It's not because they're middle-eastern, it's because they're muslims.

>>661572287
What niggerish bullshit? All of Europe are fucking niggerish. That's what happens when you are a filthy socialist. Every middle easterner I know works their asses off to become something great in America. That's the American Dream. They don't steal or boast or brag or murder. They are almost always willing to help out. We teach them how to fish. You give them the fish. Maybe change your failing economy and their attitude will change.

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This made me laugh.

>>661572476
3/10, would still bang. Would your family give her an acid bath, for putting out for a white guy?

>>661572776
The way they speak tho is more like a Russian.

>>661560229
Also paki, where you at boy?

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>>661572892
heh just as long as i can watch and fap

>>661572558
The same could be said for Christians mate. We just pass it off as bringing democracy or civilization. That's how it's always been passed off, since the Romans.

>>661573045
We could make vids, make some money, and you could fap to it forever.

>>661572119
I really don't see it too often. I currently work in retail (shitty place for a vet, but it pays the bills) most slavs I get demand free shit constantly. They're entitled. Whenever I get a Muslim or Middle Easterner they are always understanding. And sure they might be pissed if they don't get what they want, but they still show respect and remain calm.

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>>661573337
yessss

>>661573474
I see. Hope you move up from that retail place soon Anon.

>>661572894
most people who's first language isn't latin based talk like this.

>>661560229
Why do your people go to Greece?
There are millions here.
I've worked with a lot of you people and you are just rude, uneducated and pathetic.

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>>661574091

>>661560229
I have a couple paki friends bc they're also local business owners. I am constantly bombarded (no pun intended) by the use of the word "bro".
>"bro bro bro...listen"
>"hey bro, bro it's hot right?
They're are really cool,, but I have always wondered why that particular word is so common in English speaking Pakistani.

>>661567493
Reported to the fbi for identity theft

>>661574523
It's common in American English. Are you American? If so, are you from the south or east coast?

>>661574867
Dallas Texas

>>661574960
That explains it. Mostly west coast speakers and North East speakers say bro a lot. I don't go a single day without saying it. Shit's great bro.

>>661575141
Bra, i know, bra. Still kinda retarded.

>>661560229

why do you all smell like shit? no really evvery pakistani ive met they smell like a garbage bag.

why does your state aid terrorism

>>661576070
Bro, shit is cash yo. But yeah, I agree. It's more annoying when college kids do it.

>>661577107
cheapo ISIS oil is cheap.

Is it scary

>>661578941
what? who are you talking to?

bittorrent paki ip
39.43.57.189:16454

>>661568141
This

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>>661560229

Do you have designated shitting streets too?

>>661580635

Nope. Muslims dont do this. Paki Hindus do however.

>>661568106
>Slavs have the same opinion about Pakistanis in general, especially in the UK.
why are subhuman slaves in UK?

oh, and
>the UK
>the
I'll remember this when people bitch about America "not having a name" because of the "the" in "The United States of America"