55=you must delivar
ignore long paragraphs
it's too early for may day
let's get on with this meme
everybody when I say "hey"
get it on with your meme
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
I collect used dank condoms on the side of the road.
Oh there under my pants lies a talking chode.
Yanking my yank While daphney be gagging.
Fred douching the van, scoobees tale be wagging.
Bitches knew that My johnson is real big.
when i get lonely I like to wear a cum filled wig.
All them mystery crew smoking herbal.
Here in Freds ass lies Frodo the gerbil.
The government took Nazi scientists from Germany
To design nuclear rockets and ways of observin' me
'Cause their pathetic attempts, didn't work to murder me
When this country was conceived, these bastards never heard of me
But now I hold the souls of slave masters eternally
Bleeding internally, burning, during surgery, verbally
He munched on my hairy goblet, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. Inserting a barbie doll into my cod crater got me surging pussy batter faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. After having my penis pothole fucked, he then proceeded to raid my marmite motorway. The unrelenting orgasms from his skin flute fucking my gashtray made me come so hard, I began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. The slamming makes me pour my flange custard all over his batter blaster.
>I spit hard bars so they know my name,
>then I shit on her chest like Citizen Kane
>I'm a bad motherfucker like Mitt Romney
>I'll punch my dick in your girls vag like Muhammed Ali
This sounds fucking terrible. Cadence is a thing, faggot.
Was pretty good, won't be pissed if get doesn't do it now
posting from a while ago