I see a lot of KIK posts where guys with big dicks try and get

tits and time stamp of gtfo

>>598083636

Why would I do that when it's HIM I'm trying to get to be unfaithful?? Kek

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>>598083778
This is why.

>>598083778
It's not a matter of faith- you're asking us to do something for you. It's a personal request, therefore must be paid up front with tits.

OP. I am one of the bros who does this. If you add me to kik; well figure this out. Add: Maxue3

>>598083983

Figured /b/ would do it out of the sheer desire to fuck with people it seems to have...

>>598082956
Not your personal army you fucking whore.
>Now tits or gtfo

>>598084065
this guy

>>598084065

you had many nice threads, don't go all faggot on us now dude

tits or gtfo op

>>598084150
Here's a rule -
Not your personal army.
>NYPA

>>598084150
That does come into play, but the fact that you're claiming to be fem changes the game a bit.

Tits or GTFO.

>>598084248

How about Rule 0.0000000: There are no rules.

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>>598084065
Just a reminder.

not your personal army faggot

>>598084065

I don't have KIK. :/

>>598084414
Don't be a retard. Of course there are rules.
Rules 1-50 of the internet.
Global & board rules.
etc
>You faggot

No tits, thread is nao spiderman.

>on mobile, no spiderman here- help me out phagguts.

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OP is a pussy guzzling dyke

back to Faggotville with you

I'll just wait until someone who's not a horny retard in their mom's basement quoting "rules of the Internet" to give me a hand. ;)

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>>598085007

#dickorgtfo

>>598085007
Not really horny, not in my mother's basement... Rules are rules faggot, you are probably a dude though so just gtfo

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>>598084441

>>598085007
Congrats on entering into a marriage destined for divorce because of your insecurity. Well, I guess that makes you just like every other mentally ill cunt on the planet.

Tits or get the fuck out.

>>598085603
fuck that dude. Terrorist, pedophile piece of shit.

>>598085730
http://webmup.com/HVaEp/

terrorist training video

wait, why are we still talking? where the FUCK are the tits?

>>598082956
If you have to wonder if he'll be faithful, he won't. If he's flirty with his female 'friends', he's probably already cheated on you.

Just don't make the mistake of marrying him. Being married to a cheater sucks

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Idk why ppl dont get this by now.. If ur partner uses kik, a program designed to do nothing but chat with total strangers, most of whome exchange naked pics.. They arent worth dating. Theres a big difference between using kik before a relationship my gf and i both did, but if u keep using it something major is off idc what anyone says.

>>598086090
See
>>598084801

>>598084441
story?

>>598082956
Oh, and btw, the only reason guys have kik is to talk to girls. So yeah, don't marry that

>>598085007
Fuck off you cunt. Get out if you're not showing tits.

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>>598082956
Tits or go

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someone has to start

>>598082956
TITS OR GTFO
GET THE FUCK OUT
FAGGOT OP

OP ill do it if you marry me if he is unfaithful :) i even cook lol

>>598084441
>>598086316

Ali Mahvan, a whiteknight who got doxxed by 4chan.

Before going through your PA request we need you to show us your tits and give us a timestamp.

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>>598082956
I got u covered op

>>598086730

Lol. He NEVER cooks. That sounds like a potential deal. ;)

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>>598086566

>>598086848
FUCK YEAH.
NICE ONE
>I'm so erect right now

Lol @ all of the newfags in this thread who don't know what the "tits or gtfo" rule is for. Guys make these threads all the time.

>>598086848
KEK 10/10

>>598086316
OP baited with GF is cheating on me type thread, with phone number. He sent a msg to gf saying that OP posted a image of her online with phone number, problem is that he also posted a image of himself with the sms

>>598086316
>guy asks that we troll his cheating girlfriend
>pic related sends her a texts telling her whats going on
>doesnt delete his photo from screen shot
>/b/ rocks his shit for about two hours
>send about 4 anon tips to the FBI, claiming he was a terrorist working with ISIS, North Korea, and the Russians
>and a pedophile
>20 cheese pizzas delivered to his house
>had his phone line disconnected.

T'was a good day.

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>>598086848

gj tho

>>598086848

!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you!!!!

>>598086730
well if you like cooking maybe you should kik me OP xD

>>598086928
this isnt real.
this cant be real.
is this real?
this cant be real.

>>598087068
YOU LIKE THAT YOU SLUT?
AHAHAHAHA
>WHAT YOU GET FOR BREAKING THE RULES FAGGOT

>>598086848
kek

REKT FGT

>>598087068
ooooo somebody is bitter XD

>>598087068
Don't worry OP, you don't need a cheater for a husband. Take it from someone who married a cheater. It makes your life shit.

>>598087101

I don't have KIK, but seeing as my bf is now texting me about "showing my fucking tits online" I might need to get it. :/

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>>598086848

tits with timestamp and we might help you

>>598086981
my god this place is fucked up.

>>598087278
well hey maybe you should and have a chat with me :)

>>598087279
ayy

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>>598087279

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>>598087355
It sure is.

OP tell us how it feels.

>>598087279
>inb4 elaborate troll trolling troll

>>598082956

inb4 personal army request from a guy who loved this girl and wants the soon to be wed couple to break up

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>>598087279

>>598083881
This

>>598082956
Can no one see that OP is the guy and is making some elaborate ruse to get his dick wet?

>>598082956

Did anyone send dick pics to OPs boyfriend yet?

Marissa, you're fucking dead to me now. Why on earth would you think I was cheating on you???!!! Have at her, /b/.

>>598087562
HA!

>>598087279
Played it perfectly. Kek

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>>598087562
It just keeps getting better.

>>598083881
so are you saying ur a guy?

>>598087603
it's pretty obvious to me that that's what's happening

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>>598087562
Nice job. Good luck fixing this OP

>>598087562
You do realize that's likely OP being an enormous faggot.

>>598087562
You sir are the real MVP!

>>598087505
that was funny
>dont send me pizza, im more of a chinese take out guy
nope.jpg

There is sandniggers all over that place too, I had to call three different pizza places, all sandniggers.

>>598086848
>>598087279

Fucking idiot, this is exactly what OP wanted. OP is a fucking dude that is trying to create some shit.

>>598087562
Inb4 youre sending op messages and this is a set up and illuminati

>>598087629
Heres the bf
Lol

>>598087562
TOPPEST OF KEKS. I TIP MY FEDORA TO U, GOOD SIR

>>598083881
That is the stupidest reasoning ever. Girls can't even have a fucking conversation without someone saying tits or gtfo. Guys can openly say they are guys, but the moment girls do the same they are automatically labeled as attention whores? Delusional and fucking annoying is what that is.

>>598087853
lol

>>598087562
Fucking seriously... that's OP.

>>598087709
I never said that.

>>598087629
If this were the real boyfriend he'd see that her nudes were never actually posted.

I hope this thread is genuine and honest..

This is the government trying to fool us!

>>598087903
i feel like girls who actually contribute something meaningful to a conversation don't get that treatment, plus OP is clearly a dude

>>598087903
But.. they ARE attention whores. Literally all of them.

>>598087992
Lol ik right

>>598087903
Bitch, Tits or GTFO.

>>598087903
No, thats the beauty of muh privilege. I dont have to say Im a guy, everyone here naturally assumes Im a guy.

Damn a lot of you are fucking asshole this girl is trying to find out if her bf is cheating on her what you guys are doing is making things worse damn I feel bad for some of you -_-

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>>598087992
Me too. But I doubt it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljX6VlDuQXk

Marissa's EX here. I know she didn't send anyone fucking nudes so you fucking faggots stop KIKing me saying she did. That's not even her in the pic! Fucking idiots.

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>>598088162

>>598088162
if she said yes to the proposal, that should imply she trusts him. If she doesn't, why the FUCK would she say yes? dumbass.
She's either a moron, or.. well no, either way she's a moron.
besides, there were no tits. who the fuck cares?

/thread

>>598085007

>hurr durr why wont you help me you neckbeards!
>you probably dont even have girlfriends!
>waah waah im a damsel in distress please help me for no compensation even if I insult you!

>ITT they take the bait

>>598088326
this

>>598087629
Why would he post on here Instead of calling her on her cell?
I call bullshit.

>>598088171
she is accusing him of cheating, and he's just going to believe her when she says she didnt send nudes? this is why rape should be legal.

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>>598088326
Who cares even if theres a .0001% chance its true..its worth every second.

>>598082956
Count on the fact the he will cheat. Men think about it like 50 times a day and women 20.

So just tell him up front that you are all knowing and that you know he will cheat and that you will know when and you just won't tell him either, but that for each time he cheats you will do it to.

See what he says.

>>598088065
Don't really care about OP, and the only time someone takes anything I say seriously is when gender doesn't come up, which I'm fine with. But let's say we are talking about bodies or whatever and the fact that I'm a girl does get brought up, automatically everything I said prior is debunked and I'm labeled as an "attention seeking fat whore." I just find it annoying and I don't see how that is okay.
>Lets not forget the billions of "rate me" threads that are posted by guys but none of them are looking for attention, am I right?

>>598088245
She deleted them once we let the cat out of the bag you fuckstick

>>598087903
That's because the guys are the true attention whores.

They're sad that the world no longer revolves around the white man, so they have to make sure /b/ is a place only for men.

It's pathetic really. It makes them feel better because they know we, as women, have stripped them of their power in real life.

>>598088507
shut up whore, where the fuck are the tits?

>>598088457
how sad for you

Yo can we get some tits posted up in here?!

>>598088673
Calm down, manchild

>>598088673
You are so hilarious dude omhg xD

This is fake, sorry guys.

>>598088507
That would be logical and well-thought if you weren't a land whale.

>>598088609
Pathetic and gross is what it is lol

>>598088904
>>>>>>>>>exactly my fucking point right here

>>598088507
they are not looking for attention, they want to know how good or bad their dicks are, thats why it is called "rate my dick" and no "give me conversation"

The amount of samefagging in this thread is TOO DAMN HIGH. Abandon thread.

>>598089103
Nope, just attention whores

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let's just fix this thread..

>>598088609
yea sure, men still rule the world and that will never change, and you know it, it is called genetics

>>598089103
I'm not talking about dick threads, general "rate me" threads.

>>598086981
Ooohhhhhh, that's where the cheese pizza thing came from. I always wondered. See friends? This is why they always say lurk moar. You eventually get the info you want.

>>598088991
Sarcasm, you speak it?

Fuck this shit.

>>598089235
yes and our world is in great shape rn, too huh

>>598082956
Literally make a fake kik account, pull some fucking nudes from the internet, chat him up, and send him the pictures you dumb cunt.

>>598089235
Go ahead and think that, child. Go ahead ;)

>>598089330
imagine how it would be if power belonged to women, fuck

>>598089225
Oh god yes.

>>598089417
prove me I'm wrong "child"

YOU ALL FUCKING RUINED THIS FOR ME!!!!! YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!

>>598089330
Feel free to leave it (the world) anytime you want
>just be sure to stream it, you worthless cunt

>>598089572
Bwah bwaaaaaah.

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>>598089572
see ya tomorrow, loser!

>>598089327
404 - no tits found