Help /b/ros I need advice! >how do I tell my gf that I have

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gross

You are weird and she should break up with you.

dafuq is that? a clitoral seizure?

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>>597787843
/thread

>>597787617
Wtf is this image

>>597787843
we've been together for 14 months

>>597787617
You don't tell her.

Because why the fuck would that benefit you OR her in any way shape or form.

She will definitely find it disgusting. There's no way in hell she'd play along with it.

Just masturbate to your fucking disgusting fetish and be thankful you even have a gf you autist.

>>597787871
That's what happens when your pussy gets cold. Shivering /b/ro

show a picture of poo by accident and see how she reacts? if bad then don't say anything if good then try hinting?

This is one of those things that you either do or don't. If you think she will be weirded out, then fucking keep it to yourself. It's your call OP

>>597787617
Get her DRUNK get her worked up make her poop just tell her man if shes turned on enough and drunk enough shell do it

>>597787953
Looks like they might be shooting a leaf blower at it.

>>597788164
WTF is a good reaction to a picture of poo?

Try pooping on her first. Then tell her you like that kinda thang mang. Tell her to eat it when you're skeeting on her tits and shit. Or you could pretend its an accident. In summary, don't be a pussy asshole!

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>>597788446
simple

>if she sees this pic and says "That's hot" then it was a good reaction

>>597787617
Tie her down shit on her and rape her

>>597788044
>14 months
And you still haven't tried to shit on her?

>>597788931
shitting is what you do on whores
pooping is what you do on the woman you love