Help /b/ros I need advice!
>how do I tell my gf that I have a poop fetish?
I don't want her to think that I'm weird and I don't want her to break up with me
>I need advice
You don't tell her.
Because why the fuck would that benefit you OR her in any way shape or form.
She will definitely find it disgusting. There's no way in hell she'd play along with it.
Just masturbate to your fucking disgusting fetish and be thankful you even have a gf you autist.
Try pooping on her first. Then tell her you like that kinda thang mang. Tell her to eat it when you're skeeting on her tits and shit. Or you could pretend its an accident. In summary, don't be a pussy asshole!
>if she sees this pic and says "That's hot" then it was a good reaction