3 years ago I liked a girl I barely knew so much that when she

Actually fuck it, I'm going to do smaller parts

> picked her up, smiled, carried her bags, tried talking to her...nothing
> I was a fucking taxi service
> cheaper than the greyhound... the only payment I told her I needed was "good conversation since it was on the way"
> and she couldn't even pay that to me
> she literally spent the first part of the trip sighing and looking out the passenger window
> "Wanna play the number game?"
> She turned her head, looked at me, and then rolled her eyes
> In retrospect I should have realized I was being used but I was so psyched to be in the same car as her...alone...that I instead started to fantasize about fucking her
> just stopping the car and fucking her raw on the side of the road

Bump because I wanna see how OP spagett.

>>596484120
me too

> that's when we almost crashed into a semi coming the other way
> "what the fuck! pay attention" she yelled at me
> our first fight
> We eventually started to talk, first about our mutual friend and then about life in general, and then shitty tv
> it was amazing
> I've never talked to a girl like Hanna before
> I mean...I've talked to girls, just no one quite like her
> see... Hanna was in a wheelchair

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>the only payment I told her I needed was "good conversation since it was on the way"

Jesus Christ OP.

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>>596484613
>our first fight
>nearly killed her
kek

> a year after Uni Hanna had some kind of freak skiing accident and lost the use of her legs
> a lot of guys would be turned off
> but not me...
> she was this tall (at least before) sexy blonde with the most amazing eyes you'd ever see
> looking at her weakened legs and her chair in my rearview mirror as we traveled south into another town made me so fucking happy because I felt like I had a chance now
> she couldn't run away from me even if she wanted haha

I bullied people like OP all my life. These losers can't do anything right, fucking aspergers

> it started snowing really badly, and it became clear that this would probably be a longer trip than expected
> scared that there was no cell reception we decided to get a motel right after the border crossing
> "Do you cute kids have anything you'd like to declare?"
> "Just my undying love for this beautiful woman." I winked
> it was so cringey the guy asked me to step out of the vehicle
> I was detained for 2 hours as they searched my vehicle
> the whole time the crossing guard and Hanna were laughing more than we had and it made me so jealous

>>596485737

> "Just my undying love for this beautiful woman."

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>"Just my undying love for this beautiful woman."

> "Sorry, it was just really weird and a bit suspicious..." the crossing guard said as he took me out of the room and handed me my keys back
> "I-it's okay."
> The guy flirts with Hanna and then waves us on by recommending this 2 bit hotel about 8 miles down the road
> "I hear it's really amazing." he grinned
> "T-thanks, sounds wonderful." I said as I noticed how happy it was making Hanna

OP, if you wanted a cringe thread you should have said that in teh first place

I like the story, but fuck man pre type it.

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>>596485063

wat how long am i waiting for just five lines wtf op

>>596486725
fuck you and fuck hanna and fuck your car and your mom that story gave me PTSD

> The gods cheered for me that day my friends
> the motel only had 1 room left
> "I can sleep on the floor" I said
> Hanna reluctantly agreed
> "I'll be a perfect gentleman." I said as I carried her into the room as her wheel chair had gotten stuck in the snow
> So there were were, only about halfway through our trip
> halfway through my big plan
> and I was carrying her like married people do to their new lives
> snow a blowing and we'd be spending the night together
> it was like a fucking romantic movie
> and I was the fucking lead

Jesus fuck OP

>>596485218
> a lot of guys would be turned off
> but not me...
Most guys view a wheelchair as a bonus, let's be honest. They think it makes the girl more attainable.
Plus fetishes and shit

>>596487244
But she wants that d. from a certified c-o-p

> after I came back with dinner I noticed that we had company
> the crossing guard from before was inside our room laughing and hugging Hanna
> "Ohhh... thanks for the food bud." He said as I sat down on the bed trying to contemplate what was going on
> he looked at me strangely like he was wondering what I was doing here
> like a delivery guy that would just not go
> "don't mind him" hanna giggled
> they started to makeout right there as they ate my fucking burgers
> I left the room

>>596487244
> The gods cheered
> "I'll be a perfect gentleman."
> wheel chair had gotten stuck in the snow
> big plan
> carrying
> blowing
> night
> fucking
> fucking
> together

This is going to end in rape, isn't it?

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>>596484613
>see... Hanna was in a wheelchair

>>596487642
Well this story is obviously made up to piss off men. Not sure if I should even bother

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>>596487747
it better

>>596487747
Think about where you are...op probably doesn't even have the strength to hold down a crippled woman long enough

>soon i realized this wasnt going to work
>i hadnt gotten anywhere this far in my life
>i grabbed a piece of rebar on the ground
>i beat teh shit out of that crossing guard
>oshit what did i just do
>hanna was screaming

>>596487865
>to piss off men
The only thing that pisses me off about this story is OP being a complete fucktard.

> I spent the next few hours crying in my car as Hanna and the cop did god knows what inside
> I am pretty sure they were fucking eachother but at the time I remember telling myself she's not moaning...it's just the wind
> it's just the wind
> when my feet were practically frozen (all I had in the car was a few blankets, pillows and a nintendo DS with pokemon) the cop left the room with a smug smile on his face
> I crawled out of the car
> and walked back inside the room
> "D-did you know that guy?"

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>>596487747
fuck yeah it will

>>596488118
Okay but that's the point

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>>596488024
kek'd okay bud

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Cool story bro!

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>>596488145

Get to the point Op

> "I don't have to explain myself to you Anon...jesus fuck you're weird...I'm not your girlfriend..."
> "Did I do something wrong baby?"
> she turned to me and gave me a look "Did you just call me baby?"
> we had our second fight and she threatened to call the cops, and if not for my piece of shit car outside and our road trip she would have
> she let me stay inside
> only if I stayed in the bathroom
> it was a promise I could not keep

>>596488647
Holy shit someone better be saving this

>she said "of course, ive known him since gradeschool"
>"a-are you sure?"
>she nodded
>i sat down with her and told her me feelings about her, about what ive been feeling
>its silent for about five minutes of us just sitting on teh bed
>i turn around and there i see it, a used condom
>i taste teh semen
>its warm

>>596487417
Aaaaand shit fetishes!

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>>596488647
>> only if I stayed in the bathroom
>> it was a promise I could not keep

>>596488647
>>596488815
But who is OP?

> I snuck out of the tiny bathroom a little passed 2 am and made sure she was fast asleep
> "hanna..." I whispered
> all I could hear was her subtle snoring
> I crept the carpeted floors towards her, opened the curtains a bit to let the moon light in so I could see her pretty face
> and sat next to her on the bed for a good 2 hours
> sometimes petting her
> I decided for some reason then that it was in my best interest to tamper with her wheelchair
> so I used my pocket knife to unscrew the front wheels, just enough that when she'd sit down it would fall apart
> before long I slunk back into the bathroom to wait for morning

>>596487244
>> and I was carrying her like married people do to their new lives
I can't take it any more
You win OP
You are king of the betas.

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>>596488145
>That's not her moaning, it's just the wind.
Painful, painful kek

>come to morning
>i hear her get up from bed
>i enter the room "let me help you hanna"
>she hesitantly lets me
>i pick her up and put her in th wheelchar
>it collapses, and she screams "what did you do to my wheelchair you asshole!"
>we fight for the third and final time
>i take my chance to get some nugget poon

>>596488786
Already on it

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>>596488647
>"Did I do something wrong baby?"

> I awoke to a loud thump
> I stormed through the doors thinking someone had hurt my dear Hanna
> but in fact it was me...
> she had tried to hop onto her chair and the whole thing fell apart
> "Oh my god are you okay?" I cried out
> she said something woozy
> she had evidently landed right on her forehead
> I had almost killed my crippled dream girl in attempt to get closer to her
> even though she was groggy and probably had a concussion I carried her to the motel diner so we could eat breakfast together
> "Is she okay?" asked the waitress
> "Yes. And she'll have the Waffles" I said
> As she ate her waffles quietly I pictured her and I 20 years from now eating waffles in bed like some old married couple

>>596489510
Here comes the cripple rape.

God damn it OP

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I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER, TYPE FASTER OP, FUCK.

Toasting in epic bread

>>596489510

There are a few people trolling this, this isn't me. I left off with Waffles

Inb4 walk the dinosaur

>>596489806
Why the fuck did you taste the semen

>>596489651
>I had almost killed my crippled dream girl in attempt to get closer to her
THIS.

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>>596489651
>"Yes. And she'll have the Waffles"
Holy shit. There is no way this is real. Fucking autism.

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>>596484613
>our first fight
>see... Hanna was in a wheelchair

>muhsides.jpg

>>596489982
The Ricky Gervais Show was some good shit. If he'd have just stuck with that it would be fine.

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>>596489651
god damn man

Moar?

man this is slow, how was this originally a 3 part post you fucking autistic cunt

> by the time breakfast had ended I realized I didn't have any money left
> so I pretended to pay and then did a dash and dine as I carried a groggy Hanna out of the diner
> We were a veritable modern age Bonnie and Clyde
> in the car she started to come to, and she started calling me by her ex boyfriends name, Andrew
> "Andrew...how much longer?" she said as she leaned in and hugged me
> "Just a little bit babe" I said feeling over the moon
> I fucking hated Andrew and his fucking bmw for as long as I knew him, but for those few minutes I was glad I was him
> a cop car driving with its lights on, motions for me to pull over

>>596489806
not that that's out of the way...

>after fantasising about married couple waffle eating, we procceded to get into my car
>she told me that she wanted me to bring her home
>i had other things on my mind, like teh sudden realisation i have intense autism
>i slipped my powder into her water bottle and gave it to her to drink.
>soon she dozzed off
>i now have my nugget poon all to myself
>i began to take off her clothes

I'm 7 min late for my shif. Hurry up u cunt

>>596490455
I've gotta be up for school in 6 hours and still got to fap, how do you think I feel

>>596490379
what the fuck mannnnnnnn

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>>596489651
>I had almost killed my crippled dream girl in attempt to get closer to her

>We were a veritable modern age bonnie and clyde
I cringed so hard

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>>596484613
>our first fight
>hannah was in a wheelchair

muh sides are in fucking orbit anon

if this ends with "tendies" I'm going to lose my fucking mind. I'm already feeling autistic, but that would do me in.

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Fuck op you fucking suck you can't even paste a fucking copy pasta right no wonder wheelchair fantasy wont fuck youfucking fedora wearing kneckbeard

>>596490354
Go on

> fearing the worst... Hanna and I would be thrown in jail for our robbery... I started to speed up
> "What are you doing?" Hanna asked
> "I...I..."I pulled over... I couldn't do it... it wasn't in my nature to outrun the cops
> I pulled to the side of the highway and waited for the cop
> "License and registra--"
> "Hanna let me do the talking"
> the cop looks at me awkwardly as I realize I should have said that BEFORE he came
> "Sir, please step out of the car."
> he asks me if I've been drinking and if I knew why he pulled me over
> I told him "I had a hot cocoa for my romantic breakfast with Hanna"
> he looked at my cripple passenger and smiled, "You kids get hitched?"
> I nodded nervously
> "I was going to give you a ticket for speeding but... think of it as a wedding present" he said as he walked back inside his car
> he drives by slowly, "you kids look happy together...I hope you make it."
> Hanna had no idea what the fuck he meant, but in a weird kind of way I did
> we got back on the road just as the snow had stopped

Hurry up OP, you autistic cuntnugget.

>>596491216
OH GOD IT GETS WORSE

I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT IT'S ACTUALLY GOT WORSE

>>596489789
newfag how would this shit be an epic bread fuck

>>596491216
Type faster.

>>596491216
One small post on 4chan, one large step in extreme autism

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mfw this whole story

wtf op u fag type faster

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>>596491593
>mfw

> about 2 hours until our road trip would be over I decided to take a pit stop at some shitty gas station and fill up
> "you want anything cutie?"
> "holy shit... stop talking to me..."
> "k"
> "I walked inside and got her a a few chocolate bars cause my Hanna needed them when she'd get low on her sugar levels...she'd get the grumpies
> as I paid for the gas and treats I realized...unless I did something fast this would be the end of our book...
> "Oh.. .and a box of condoms please." I said to the shopkeep
> I wasn't going to let this opportunity slip through my fingers

>>596491666
Check 'em

>>596491489
It's a fictional peice on autism.

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The suspense is killing me.

but u had no money?

>>596488024
too beta to be believable

>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>>596491722
Stop trolling.

>>596491722
>didn't have any money left
>as I paid

>>596491722
I thought you were out of money

OP quote all your posts that are canon to the story

>hanna had an extremley confused look on her face
>i told her that i told the cop we were married, and we fought again
>this time i got really pissed and i hit her right across the face
>she started to weep and i started to think on my actions
>she then did something very strage
>she said things about teh patriarchy and how i raped her somehow
>she started to scream at the top of her lungs "RAAAAAAPE RAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!"
>i pulled the car over

>this thread
My toppest keks in the world

>>596491722
>didnt have money for diner
>pays for gas

Learn to troll, dude, you just suck dick at everything, LOL. Go back to 9gag pls

>>596491842
THIS
OP CONFIRMED FOR LYING FAGGOT

>box of condoms
Here comes the cripple rape

I fucking called in that I'm stuck in snow just to see how this shit ends. Hurry the fuck up. Why the fuck didn't you pretype you autisc cringe factory?

>>596491722
>"k"

Dear OP,
i'm trying to fap to this shit so type faster you cock juggling thundercunt.

I would have left her in the worst neighborhood I could find without her wheelchair. I know this is fake but it's pissing me off.

>>596492088
Rent m8

>>596492007
>patriarchy
you raped her for this right?

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Just so all you faggets know op doesn't get any and she gets dropped off at Andrews pad he even thanks op

> there was a romantic hot spot about 20 kms from where we were
> it was a bit east of where we were heading but I decided to sneakily drive that way
> it was this little top of a mountain kind of getaway destination thing that people would picnic by during the summer
> it was completely empty in the winter
> I'd been there once for my parents anniversary when I was a kid
> I remember Dad in his jean jacket really wooing mom on the picnic benches like he was fucking Roger Moore or something
> god I miss that guy
> My Dad I mean, he shot himself a few years ago because he had depression
> "Uhh where are we?"
> I didn't say anything, I just walked to the passenger side door opened up
> dropped down to one knee... and like Kobe Bryant... I took my shot

u filmed the rape?

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>>596483537
op
>>596490844

>>596491666
SATAN DEMANDS FASTER TYPING!!!!
HAIL MY DARK LORD

>596492007
>596492300
how the fuck you hit her and then this?! Im confused

>>596492300
>Like Kobe..Bryant...i took my shot

THIS IS BAD

>>596492060

She gave me gas money and before you "b-b-b-b-b-but paid in conversation" she told me she didn't want to talk to me anymore and would just be paying for gas

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>>596492300
i-i-is this the r-r-real op?

captcha: pubiq

>>596491722
nugg poon

>>596492300
She slapped you and made you leave her there.

>>596492300
Hurry the fuck up shit

>>596492361
OP please let this be you and your cripple hostage.

>>596492513
Some troll is pretending to be OP because OP is such a slow autistic faggot

OP hurry before this shit 404's

OP you suck so fuckin bad

the worst thread of all times

>>596492803
its not op but its made me question this pic a whole lot

>>596492910
Bumping b4 shit 404s

8/10 good effort

> "Hanna...I've loved you for as long as I ca--"
> "No..."
> "You are my sunshine Hanna"
> "No...just get back in the car Anon..."
> I carried her out of the car and sat her on the bench and then went back to the car for a blanket
> she started to cry for some reason
> "Please...no..." she starts checking her phone for reception
> "No bars..." I smiled "it's just you and me."
> she starts hitting me for some reason and then just absolutely tearing up as she realized she was trapped and helpless
> "I love this view" I said as I covered the two of us with a blanket

>>596493111
Check 'em

wtf is this shit

Can someone fucking screencap this shit. Haven't seen good OC like this in months

Bamp

This thread cost me $17 I hope you're proud op

>i said "hannah, ive been obsessing over you for so long, and ive been wanting someone like you all my life. please, just, be with me hanna, please"
>she stared at me for about a minute and said "i....ive never had anyone say anything like that to me....i....i...."
>she started to cry and i went to hug her
>she hugs back and i start to become aroused

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>I really started to lose my hope
>Hanna look was so angry and she only stared at the road
>I decided to use my secret weapon
>''Hanna babe, can you open the dashboard and take out the pic"
>Hanna: ''Stop calling me that you cu... holy shit I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE,
>Hanna started to suck my cock
>came brickets in 2 min
end of story, pic related

>>596493185
This.

>>596493143
>she starts hitting me for some reason
>for some reason

>>596493143
IT'S HAPPENING

if this was real, u are weird asf!

i give up, too much shitposting, op is lost

>>596493225
kek plz tell how

>>596493143
Not sure if this is troll

>>596493302
>lowercase I
>implying that's OP

>>596493267
Thanks for that laugh anon, I needed it

>>596483537
WHERE ARE THE MOTHERFUCKING IDs?!?!

>>596493408
Docked an hours pay for being late

>>596492179
CATHERINE?

>>596493407
Yeah, I can't even tell if he's trying anymore. I also can't tell if this is going to end in rape or not which makes some of the trolling believable.

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> I pull the cripple. Out her chair it's at this point I realize my pasta is stale she turns from a blond woman into a giant cocked bigger I tip my fedora and take the 15inch massive bigger dick into my ass I yell out open is a dagger as he dumps his aids ridden load into my ass

>The car was hit by a logging truck on our way up the mountain.
>our car slammed head on into a tree
>surrounded by trees and snow as far as the eyes can see
>look to my right and Hanna is gone.
>I unbuckle myself and scramble out of the car.
>there's a bloodstain leading behind a tree.
>I see Hanna there. It was sudoku

>>596493487
welcomto 8 ch knockoff

> We didn't talk for a good 5 minutes
> just staring off at the mountains
>"Would you mind if I kissed you?"
> "Please...lets just..."
> I leaned in and kissed her on the cheek and then smiled, "S-s-orry. I couldn't help myself, it's my nature as an alpha." I blushed
> she giggled nervously and then told me it was starting to get late and that we should get back on the road as she needed to be at her boyfriends in the next few hours before he got worried...
> "What?"

>>596493407
This.

>thred ded.

>>596493444
Check em

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Come on OP, fucking identify yourself. So much shitposting in this bitch

>>596493662
>it's my nature as an alpha
FFFFFFFUCKING HELL

>>596491216
It took you 50 fucking minutes to type this much.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>596493662
what?

>>596493598
>I yell put open is a dagger
>bigger cock

Fucking kek'd

CHICKEN TENDIES!!!

>>596488024
You're not OP

2/10. Dragged on too long to be funny anymore.

>>596494011
Late much

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Cool story bro!

>>596493662
Holy fuck. If this shitz real, you're one cringey cunt

Pretype your shit next time OP

>"Hannah, cann we just, like, do it? just once, please han-"
>at this time i realized hannah was a 300 foot tall lizard from the paleolithic era
>she leaned next to my ear and said
>"im gonna need about
>"tree"
>"fiddy"

END

>7:59 am
>I am parked outside Hanna's home.
>8:00 am
>I honk
>She does not come outside
>Too scared to go up to her door, so I just wait
>8:15 am
>She finally comes outside holding her bags
>She knocks on my window and I roll it down
>"Oh, so it is you. Why didn't you come to the door?"
>"Haha, yeah."
>"What?"
>Quickly pop open the truck and gesture her to put her bags in it
>She does, slowly, then hops into the back seat
>"Oh, you're not going to sit in the front?"
>"It'll be like I'm taking a taxi, haha!"
>"Haha, yeah."
>Turn on the car, put it in drive
>"All right, Hanna. Time to rock and roll."
(p2/3)

>>596494217
/thread

21

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>>596494217
for fucks sake OP

>>596484613
>Hanna was in a wheelchair
I could have found all kind of fucked up shit to do with that crippled whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIKwFyWVzig

>>596485737
>> it was so cringey the guy asked me to step out of the vehicle


I AM LITERALLy dying thanks anon! lol

>>596493785
/thread

ITT: OP has assburgers and random anons are dumping decent to hilarious range endings

> I lost my mind for a few seconds
> steam literally came out of my ears as I tried to remain cool
> "You have a boyfriend?"
> "well we're trying to get backtogether... Andrew..."
> "For fuck sakes..."
> I start to cry as I run away
> I go so far into the bush, I could hear another family talking
> one kid literally said "Is that the sasquatch Dad?" in reference to my crying wails
> by the time it was dark, I went back to the car
> Hanna was no longer on the bench... she wasn't anywhere to be seen actually...
> I started freaking out...
> looking for blood and shit
> but I eventually made out in the darkness a trail she made as she tried to drag herself to the highway
> I followed it like an Indian tracker in my car

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> "Just my undying love for this beautiful woman." I winked
> it was so cringey the guy asked me to step out of the vehicle

>>596493267
KEK

>>596494295
atleast troll from the same point in the story you fucking pleb

Is the anon who was saving this shit still lurking?

>>596494295

Ahh OP been waiting for ya

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>>596494295
Guys I think this is the real OP, he used the same page number format as the original post. All the other stories were fake. This is some voodoo level fucking trolling or something

>>596494514
>steam literally came out of my ears
>steam
>literally

>>596494514
>for fuck sakes
*for fuck's sake

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>>596494295
Wtf? All the other greentext was shit post?

This shit is why we need IDs back.

>>596494621
You just got trolled pleb

>>596494757
have you even been paying attention mate?

I'm fucking done guys, I really don't care now, I'm done with this thread.

>>596494621
I am OP I just posted that second part. Not sure who this other chump is

>>596494295

OP Is the real stories and the troll stories. This is one thread that has managed to confuse the fuck out of me and frankly I dont like it anymore

>>596494877
no I am OP and I didn't post that. you're both chumps

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>>596494877

im OP actually, and im just a humongus faggot

>>596494966
No I am OP and I suck big dicks

>>596494926
OP probably left a long time ago when he realized thread was kill.

op is a fucking idiot for not typing this up before posting

>>596494966
Fuck you, I'm OP

>>596494757
Moron

>>596495121
plz stay OP

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>>596494861
Yes. I've read everything. It's ended 3 times, had several different versions of almost cripple rape, somthing happened in a motel then we are back picking up the cripple to start the road trip.

>>596495121
No I'm Dirty Dan

>>596495026
>thread

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February 4th, 2015-The day there was too many Ops

>>596495208
But I lied, b/c I'm not OP

> I spotted her about a km down the road on her hands, dragging herself like an injured animal
> the headlights soaked onto her body like a feeling of death because as soon as I shined them on her
> because the brakes stopped working amidst the snow...and I wasn't slowing down
> I began to honk the horn, warning her to move
> she tried as hard as she could to pull herself out of harms way
> she just looked back like some fucking deer
> thump
> the car hit a bump
> I ran right over her

Somebody finish this shit I don't care who op is

>>596483537
The day /b/ derailed a shit story and turned it into nugget porn. Perhaps /b/ isn't dead just yet

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I'm OP!

This thread is proof /b/ needs ID's

>>596484613
>> our first fight

I started laughing y ass off

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this thread is amazing

>>596494877
What no I am OP and I am still in the car with Hannah, I'll post updates to our story after we cross the border.

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>>596495340
>I ran over her

>>596495340
>mfw hannah was a crippled deer

I think this might have been worth the $17

OPs are always faggots

>>596494377
check'd

OPs shit story doesn't even matter anymore, this thread is so fucked

I am OP, I can prove it by saying I got the original pic by searching for hipster winter road trip. Last thing I've told in the story is me running her over. Will continue now.

>>596495604
R34 of this, plz?

>>596495340
Did you break her legs?

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>>596494295

I think this is OP, what the fuck is happening anymore? Why has it been over an hour?

>>596493662
OP here,
>while realising she had a boyfriend, I saw also she was missing a ear.
>asked about her ear
>she said she never wanted to see me again and start crying.
>I felt so bad and said: atleast you don't have to listen to my shitty talk anymore.
>She started to tell about her accident still crying.
>I asked her: what was the last thing you saw when you passed
>she told me: '' While bleeding to death I saw a big banana at that moment he was smiling at me. the only thing I could hear was: I really really really really like this picture.

>>596495580
WHAT?

>college student
>get free ride plus a bit left over for books and food
>all this because parents are broke
>dad can't hold a job because he's old
>currently working 2 companies barely making minimum wage
>mom can't get a job because she's fat and has fucked organs
>situation keeps getting worse
>they look to me for financing incidentals
>always more and more money
>i can't get a job because if we make above a certain amount i lose my scholarships
>fuckers want to repo the house
>can't turn anywhere for support.

>>596495527
Except this happened 3 years ago in OPs post. Retard

>>596495710
That checks out.

>as hannahs hand trailed up my thigh, i couldn't hold back the shiver of pleasure
>i felt her hot breath on my ear
>"cmon, lets go somewhere a little more… private" she stood taking my hand in hers
>i knew this was wrong, my parents would kill me if they found out i was dating with what they call our "enemy"
>yet they have not done anything to me so why should i hate her?
>we stopped outside the bar
>"meet me in the woods, hurry up" she said
>"alright" i hopped on my bike and rode back home
>i parked it in the back and i went straight to the woods
>i threw off my clothes and changed into my beta form
>i ran around, lurked around until i could see her nugget legs
>then i found her in her cripple form and instantly felt embarrassed to show myself
>she had a nice, tan body, and as for me, i am pale!
>she has nice muscles while i am neckbearded
>don't get me wrong, i am strong, i just look lard assed
>"oh come on anon, there is no need to be embarrassed. i am sure you're as beautiful as the full moon"
>she looked down at me with a smile
>it instantly calmed me as i turned back into a lurker

SOMEONE FUCKING SCREENCAP THIS THREAD

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>>596492803
>>596493051
>three years later
>we've sorted stuff out
>we now tourney the country, playing music for a living
Happy ending, believe it or not.

>>596495803
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

All these idiots not realising OP leaves a space between > and greentext.

Fuckit this thread is now a crippled feels thread

> I got out of the car thinking the worst...
> thinking I just killed the love of my life...
> I pulled my emergency shovel out of my trunk thinking I'd have to bury her on the side of the road
> but then heaven shined through the darkness
> my tire tracks had lined up perfectly with Hanna's legs
> she looked up at me holding a shovel above her head and then passed out
> I carried her back inside the car
> kissed her forehead
> and then decided I'd do the gentlemanly thing
> I'd drive her to Andrew's despite it breaking my heart
> we got back on the main road while Hanna was still unconscious

almost done

>>596496085
whot?

>>596487847
Lmao

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>>596496042
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

>>596496035

Why would you screencap this piece of shit thread its an abomination

>>596496142
I'd like to feel-up a cripple.

>>596495807
65 wat

>she just stared at my body, staring at everything, making me feel embarrassed again.
>"hannah, stop staring at me like that"
>i turned around trying to hide myself
> i feel her arms wrap around my waist and soft kisses pressed against my neck
>"like i said, as beautiful as the moon"
>i couldn't help but melt into her arms
>the kissed slowly turned into her sucking on my neck, causing me to moan
>after a minute, she stopped and turned around
>"now you have a little mark to show you are mine" she said with an evil grin
>"h-hannah p-please!" i couldn't help but ask for more
>she pulled me into a rough kiss
>her tongue entered my mouth as we fought for dominance
>she came out on top and began his search for my mouth
> i couldn't hold back the moan as her hand touched my member
>she pulled away from our kiss and smiled
>"lay down please"
>i did as she said laying down on the ground
>she crawled on top of me kissing my lips until she reached my member
>her hot breath against my member making it twitch
>"hannah, please touch me!"
>after i said that, i felt her mouth wrap around my member
>my moans came one after another as i felt her toung move around me
>she then stopped pulling away with a smirk
>she brought his finger to my mouth
>"i am going to need you to suck" she said as he brought 3 fingers to my mouth

op needed a tripcode.
Oh well.

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>>596496042
no google results, guy looks THAT beta, BLONDE CRIPPLED GIRL, GUYS ITS HAPPENING

>>596496331
my fucking kekkles that's great

>>596496125
This.

>>596496340
That's the point

i can't fucking follow this story with you faggots chiming in. probably for the best anyway

Bread is stale. Rip in pieces

>>596483537
copypasta

one of my favorite copypasta