Guise, get me laid.

i have some meatballs in my pants, wanna see them?

i have some meatballs in my ass, wanna see them?

bump retards

>>596452880
A-are you tomato sauce?

i once pulled a spaghetti out of my anus and sucked it in with my nose afterwards

Nice tits, wanna fuck.

Meatballs shoved down your throat dirty whore

>>596453354
Winrar

>>596453354
Winrar

You have interesting nostrils

we could put spaghtetti in our genital-holes and then make them kiss like lady and the tramp

>>596453354
+1

>>596453354
OP's gonna get laid with this, winrar.zip

>>596453354
winrar
OP gonna get that shit with this

>>596452880
>>596453354
deliver OP..

OP it's time for you to fuckin deliver naw

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Dubs get me to the next level.

>>596453354
>>596453354
>>596453354
>>596453354
>>596453354
>>596452880
>>596452880
>>596452880
>>596452880
>>596452880
DELIVAR

maybe show 'em then

>>596453758
tits or gtfo

>>596453758
She's still there, that's something. Next one is:

"With the size of your nose, your tits probably aren't that tiny either"

>>596452880
she looks like a jew

tell her "Hitler did nothing wrong"

>>596453851
This

>>596453758
You can show me in person then

>>596453872
re-roll

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still doe what about sum fucking with DAT jelly
i have huge horse dildos if your are interested

Ok fine. Let's take things slow. Do you want to come over to my place and I can show you how to make memes?

i can imagine though, wanna help me prove my imagination correct?

>>596453977
Winrar

>>596453977
Lmao

>>596453872
this

>>596453977
winrar

>>596453872
re

*tips fedora* I have something I want to tell you m'lady (^.^) :3

*grabs your arm and gently pulls you in* you have very pretty eyebrows (^.^) :3

*softly whispers in your ear* Can I cum on them? :3

>>596453905
this

>>596453872

re-re-roll

>>596453977
Winrar

Let me see them tits, then we can continue with this.

>>596453977
Winrar

>>596453758
See, we got you laid, ask when and where

>>596453977
WINRAR

>>596454032
Rerol

>>596453977
win

>>596454022
IT SEEMS WE HAVE A WINRAR!

>>596453977
Fuck you anon... Winrar

She nose it

>>596452880
Why don't you just go fuck yourself?

>>596453977
that's an instamoist right there

>>596453977
YES show her le maymays xDDDD :DDDD P::P

>>596454032
Get

>>596454100
gj, you got dubs replying to a post that got dubs that was replying to a post that got dubs.

Deliver OP you fucking faggot

>>596454172
gtfo, OP is delivaring

>>596453977
What girl can turn down making memes?

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878KB, 960x720px

>>596452880
Bumping with tits

>>596454229
you didn't though. singles are for fags.

>>596454200
Better winrar

dem memes best be dank

Just a question do you have a dog,also and extra peanut butter i could use :)

Do the meme one. he got it first

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3 decides.

>>596454442

I can tell you're jewish looking at those nose. Does your pussy have a jewfro?

>>596454404
WINRAR

>>596454442
in my cock

On my cock

>>596454252
Regardless, not once did he say he would "deliver"

>>596454442
On muh dick.

or we could just fuck

>>596454442
On the computer you stupid cunt

>>596454442
On my 7 incher clincher.

Where you born on the side of the highway? I hear that's where most accidents happen.

>>596454533
win

>>596454533
winrar

Depends. This shit is so big, it touches my knee. It'll come out your throat. Hope you're ready.

>>596454442
i am going to show you the finest memes of the interweb.M'lady*tips fedora*

>>596454533
Winrar

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>>596454442
The meme when I put peanut butter on your pussy and lick it off bby grill

I was kidding im actually gay lol le xD

>>596454533
Dubs and win Noice.

And my dick can't go through my phone come over.

>>596454442
She just confirmed she wants to fuck.
I roll for:
About the fucking, what time and where?

>>596454533
double winrar

*tips fedora* I have something I want to tell you m'lady (^.^) :3

*grabs your arm and gently pulls you in* you have very pretty eyebrows (^.^) :3

*softly whispers in your ear* Can I cum on them? :3

You are now a meme, bitch

>>596454442
>>596454533
this

>>596454513
Rarniw

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6KB, 259x194px

>>596454533
Winrar

>>596454533
winrerer

Does it matter? Just take the fucking bait

>>596454442
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

Are you jewish? because you've a big nose

just so you know before we go any further i have a very small penis.... 2 inchs

>>596454650
What happened to your life, anon? Why are you here?

>>596454634
stfu

>>596454776
This

>>596454442
I wanna shove my xbox up your ass

OP DO ETTTTT >>596454533

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Dubs faggots.

>>596454908
His last post was 3 mins ago. Jesus. fucking wait you niggers

Bitch you know you want me. I have abs chisled from dorittos

>>596454983
stfu, show tits

Only for you bby grill

>>596454983
My dick is :^)

only when im higy in ridiculous amount of ketamine

>>596454983
Only when my fedora is on

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Well I can charm my way right into your panties

Sorry if this is weird, I'm actually on 4chan right now and /b/tards are telling me what to write. I'm a nice guy irl :)

>>596455017
Gwt

Yes, can you let me see tits pls.

thanks. so come over?

Only when im horny

>>596454983
Only when I see such a beautiful spawn of the devil

>>596454983
Only when I'm talking to my kyke mistress

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Only after I finish my math.

>>596455104
re-roll

>>596455017
Oyoyoyo

>>596455084
this

>>596454983
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>596455072
roll

>>596454983
I'm only charming when my cock erect so hard

>>596455109
Roll

>>596455072
Rolling

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

can I eat your pussy?

>>596454983
Oh, my cock is charming! You just need to try.

>>596455127
reroll

>>596455104
roll it

>>596454983
only when I get my daily dose of tits, could you contribute to that?

>>596454983
ya

>>596455084
/thread

>>596455017
R

>>596455148
Roll

>>596455084
>>596455169
those one

i have aids.. sorry at least we can still do anal :)

>>596455102
roll

just wednesdays

>>596455200
fuck it, winrar

>>596454983
You mind filing my tax return for me?
Id trust you.

>>596455200
winrar

>>596455200
WINRAR

>>596455200
winrar

>>596455200
winrar

>>596455200
Winrar>>596455200

I'm sorry my dad was typing.

>>596455200
winrar

>>596455200
hehe win

>>596455200

winrar

>>596455189
thissss

>>596455200
Gayyyyyyyyyuhhhh

>>596455200
Winrar

>>596455200
Hell yes!

>>596455148
Nice way to spell it wrong Nazi faggot

>>596454983
Sorry, you're just really pretty... I want to take you to a taxidermist and get your bust mounted on my wall.

>>596455200
uhm winrar

>>596455084
rolllllllll

>>596454983
Please love me

>>596455182
This

Only when I masturbate to your nose.

>>596455200
Glad to see stale copypasta didn't win

Why the fuck would I be charming!? You look like something I would want to stick my dick in. Let's just be animals about this thing. Want me to fill that pussy up?

>>596455127
rollll

>>596455200
winrar

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>>596455200
Winrar

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

When I'm talking to a Jewess, yes

dis gon get nasty

>>596455266
YESSSSS

dat jew bagel

>>596454983

Are you always this NOSEy?

"No, actually, i'm on 4chan(/b/) and im asking peeps, what i've to write to u! i just want to bang you, be nice please, ill offer u a dinner first! :D"

>>596455299
just a second too late

Depends. Only when courting qt3.14's. i wanna fuck your armpits

i just asked my little brother what i should write :)

>>596455270
>>596455273
>>596455279
>>596455282
>>596455284
so close

>>596452880
By that jew motherfucker?

>>596454983
oy vei your nose is bigger than my mommas matzah balls

>>596455399
fuck, this was better than the cock faggot

>>596455311
F-forgive m-me anon-kun.

Only when my dad has his finger against my prostate

>>596454983
Sorry I just get nervous and say stupid stuff. I just really want you to come round for kisses and maybe a little dick touching

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>>596455405

5 QUINTS GET

>>596455615
2 early

>>596455615
never in the life

>>596455615
Late to the party

>>596455615
nice try m8

>>596455718
My banana internet is to blame

>>596455555
This

>>596455730
>>596455718
>>596455701
>>596455674
Fuck all of you faggers, I worked hard for the quintz

>>596455200
fuck i love when these threads work out right. OP show your profile pic.

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She's not responding. Save it, /b/. 9 decides.

>>596455362
roll

>>596455893
meanwhile show us her Profile pic. Not a Roll!

>>596455893
you look like a sexy version of anita sarkeesian

>>596455893

pls respond

>>596455893
I really, really like this conversation

hello? you there? pls respond.

>>596455893
Calm your jewbs hun. Everything's kosher.

>>596454021
>>596454027
>>596454022
>>596454063
>>596454066
>>596454070
>>596454093
>>596454070
>>596454100
>>596454109
Stop spamming with your shitposting, you stupid fucking faggots. youre gonna make the thread 404.

>>596455975
roll

>>596455299
>
Roll for this

>>596455893
answer me you shit

>>596455893
sorry mlady i just get nervous around qt girls like your self

Cum back 2 me bby

>>596455893
I want to see that ass while my cock slides between your soles jew

>>596456009
kek

>>596456009
noice

>>596455893
Come to my house and watch me give fellatio :)

>>596455893
can i suck on your nose

>>596455992
Kindly fuck off fgt.

>>596456009
winnn

>>596455893
Don't ignore me you rancid jewbacca

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>>596456019

>>596455893
I'm kinda horny, help me do something about it?

>might save it

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>>596456019

We can compare sizes. My hose vs your nose.

>>596455893
if you dont answer im going to kill myself

>>596455893
Come over to my moms house and I'll show you my fedora collection in my basement! Don't touch my MPL books though, my grandma got them for me before she died. And don't drink from the bottles, they have piss in them. Also, don't use the napkins on the floor, I already used them.

>>596455992
stop being a faggot, youre gonna make the thread boring.

>>596455992
You must be new here.

>>596455893
Sorry babe, /b/ was writing for me... i just want to meet u, offer u a dinner and then fuck the shit out of u !!! (at least free dinner no?)

>>596456009
winrar, hit er

>>596456159
Typical newfag

Let me bend you over and cook you the same way Hitler cooked the jews.

>>596456125
These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

>>596456159
triforce you fuck

>>596455893
i was just kidding babe, i think with my cock

>>596456226
kill urseelf

>>596456226
>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

>>596456252
this

i would drag my cock through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart down a walkie talkie

>>596456203
We're all newfags. The oldfags are in prison.

>>596456037
Reroll

>>596456284
>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

I'm sorry, but I get really nervous when talking to cute girls, so much nervous that I become another person so to speak. :(

>>596456226
These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

>>596456226
>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

>>596456226
Go back to reddit you fucking newfag

>>596456329
>>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

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>>596455992
lol this guy

>>596456329
winrar

>>596456376
>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

>>596456226
>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over
That's a good 4chan description

>>596456329
this is now a meme

>>596456415
>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

>>596456329
These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

>>596456226
>>596456284
>>596456329
>>596456353
>>596456362
>>596456376

The new copypasta /b/

never mind these tinder bitches, /b/ I want you tonight.

>>596456457
>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot.

These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

>>596456496
>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

Just send her a picture of these dubs and she'll froth all over her loins

>>596456451
>>596456376
>>596456415
>>596456424
>>596456451
>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

what are these threads called? trapping slut in txt messages kik snapchat? funny as hell want to see more of them.

>>596456118
roll also

>>596456496
>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

Aaaand we have lift-off. DUBS DECIDE.

>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

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>>596456574
Sorry, here's screenshot.
Again, DUBS decide.

>>596456629
>>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

>>596456535
>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

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>>596456625
>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

*tips fedora and shyly winks*

You look like an intriguing person m'lady :3 I can already tell we share many of interests (^.^)

What is your favourite my little ponies character? You remind me of rainbow dash, you are just so kawaii (^.^) :3

*fedora tipping intensifies*

>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

>>596456665
56665, gg

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>>596456574

Say this to her:

"These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot."

>>596456651
this is above average too bad some fags are trying to force a new copyshit

>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot .

nah

>>596456651
my cock and your nose are both taking it very seriously

>>596455362
r°ll

>>596456665
newfag

>>596456703
Ger

>>596456651
I take my cock seriously! I named him Lord Humpsalot... It's ironic.

>>596456651
Sorry OP it looks like your thread is over
>Inb4 dubs

>>596456744
winrar yay

>>>/These/
>>>/faggots/
>>>/take/
>>>/up/
>>>/1/3/
>>>/of/
>>>/the/
>>>/thread/
>>>/just/
>>>/saying/
>>>/the/
>>>/same/
>>>/thing/
>>>/over/
>>>/and/
>>>/over/

Bitch

>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me,
you little bitch?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,
and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda,
and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
You are nothing to me but just another target.
I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth,
mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet?
Think again, fucker.
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
You’re fucking dead, kid.
I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>596456744
>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

Fuck your dubs fag

>These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot

>>596456651
sorry im just thinking what i would do to that nose

>>596456744
oh god why

>>596456703
Get

>>596456651
Come over to my moms house and I'll show you my fedora collection in my basement! Don't touch my MPL books though, my grandma got them for me before she died. And don't drink from the bottles, they have piss in them. Also, don't use the napkins on the floor, I already used them.

I really am, I guess I'm just trying to fuck ur puzzy baby

>>596456735
I love this gif

>>596456703
rollin with all my heart

>>596456651
bitch, 4chan is serious business

>>596456790
Roll

>>596456824
this

>>596456744
Oh boy

>>596456744
WINRAR

>>596456226
good going nigger

tell her to check em ^

OP here, I'm overruling shitting copypasta shitposting. Come up with something else.

Next dubs after this post decide.

>>596456703
Wim

how about you suck my cock then take my glock put it in your sock then dont tell the cops

>>596456744
>>>/ayy/

>>596456651
"These faggots take up 1/3 of the thread just saying the same thing over and over. Use your fucking brain and say something more original faggot."

>>596456950
kek roll

>>596456926
based OP

>>596456888
You have been rewarded with trips, godspeed anon