how to tell if a girl likes you?

She will show her tits to u!
>>596272690

they don't

>>596272690
Ask her

>>596272921
she's sent nudes

Ask her?

What is itwith faggots today? Remove all ambiguity, make a move on her or just ask her point-blank what she thinks.

If the response is negative, you know not to waste any more time on this girl.

She will not scream it you pull out your penis

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she looks at you , tries to talk to you , smiles at you or looks strangely enthusiast / embarassed/shy when talking to you also if she laughs at everything you say there's a really good chance she wants the d , this or you are really fucking funny .

she looks at you, gigles with her friends or she just doesnt....then you probably have to ask her. But it is a bit dumb to just ask "do you like me", so you better just take out your dick and ask her if she wants to ride it. Or you just ask her for a date :)

>>596272995
nope. Plenty of raging sluts out there will send nudes to anyone and everyone

>>596273058
yeah but if he is that funny, all girls like him anyway

How to approach girl if you don't know her name or anybody around her I'm in college but a beta fag pussy ass bitch. I'm not ugly at least 7/10 and I'm 6'4" not a virgin been with one girl before but she basically threw herself at me. Wat do

>>596272995
Well, so fuck her! LoL

Kill her,

If she shits herself post-Mortem she never truly love you.

This has been scientifically proven in 37 different countries and every single province in Canada.
It was also independently verified by Russian scientists on the ISS

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>>596272690
moar

>>596273477
Has it been endorsed by Dr oz tho?

A study say if a girl speak louder than usual whit you she find you interesting.
I never tested their run away at the second they see my face, can somebody else confirm?

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She lets you suck her dick.

>>596273800
Yes he had a 3 week special where he killed each one of his ex wives under intense photoelectric receptors and high frame rate cameras pointed at the anus.

It was absolutely flooring.

she will message or text you first

>>596274323
You are a homosex

If she's sitting on your face there's a slim chance she might consider talking to you

>>596274828
You're an idiot.

Chicks sit on my face literally every day and I've yet to get a gf or have sex.

Bitches can be so confusing

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she will text you without you texting her first.

Thats all that girls do this day and age.

Text, kik, tumblr, instagram, snapchat, and netflix are the only hobbies american women partake in. They literally do nothing else because they are all shallow narcissistic cunts.

You'll know a girl lieks you when she texts you first, that is the only way to know. Otherwise if you text them first they will always give you the fucking run around and will never be interested in you but will always lead you on. Even to the point of making plans with them and them breaking them last minute or saying they are constantly overwhelmingly busy with school or work and have zero downtime to do anything.

Girls suck dude, but you'll know a girl likes you when she texts you first or actually asks when shes going to see you.

but seriously... fuck girls.

>>596274519

Actually in this day and age its a fact. Women will take a whole day of you not texting her as ignoring her or being aloft. Just how not calling her 30 years ago was the norm.

So she calls, texts or communicates first, because she feels you aren't as interested as she is.

>>596272690
You don't

rape becomes sex

>>596275290
Wow bro. We almost just typed the same shit. When I reloaded the thread I thought "I didn't post a pic".

>>596273058
i lol'd mate. Ya, i suffer from that problem, the last one you meantioned.

It gave me a lot of delusions, sometimes a funny guy is just a funny guy.

>>596275595
this

>>596275870
Thats because we actually know and have experience with stupid bitches. likeminded.

>>596275595
I mean this is true in the sense that it means she enjoys talking to you. however just because she enjoys talking to you does not necessarily mean that she like you. Although it does mean you'd have a higher chance at success if you asked her out.

if she has her knees around your ears that's a good sign

>>596275290
how true is what this man says?
i need to know.. for science

>>596276482
A 100% better chance. I can't count how many times a beta neckbeard has mentioned that they texted a girl and she didn't respond or gave a one word answer.

Now a woman that will text first and initiate contact wants the d or a good convo with a faggot. You will make the decision on what you fall under with her.

Rape her. If she is turning you in, she is not in to you.

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she would shwing de shween

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>>596275982
Let's hear a joke then funny guy

>>596272690
her cock gets hard when you are around

>>596277535
This looks shopped

>>596272690
Graduate High School

guise. this chick is always fucking rubbing up on me when she's around me. like all the time.

if she talks to me, she'll be leaning on me, sitting next to me or move her seat closer so she is in some way touching me with some part of her.

wat do

>>596272690
girls don't like anything. they only hate somethings less than others.

>>596277636
Nah her name's Kong the horse dong totally legit look it up

>>596277085
I'm 29 and have been through every stage and learned every fucking trick in the book. I've been through the "please respond" stage to where I've bagged girls in the first night meeting them. I promise what I say to you regarding girls today is true. Girls only fucking text and do shit on their phone. If a girl likes you she will show it by texting, even about shit that isnt important, but just because she wants to be on your mind. I don't know how many times i've wasted time on girls by asking them to hang out but it leading to nowhere because they play their stupid fucking games about being too busy or canceling last minute because they're friend or mom needs their help. Girls are too weak willed to be honest and up front so they will just always lead you on. If shes interested she will ask to hang out with you.

>>596277813
>FUCKHERRIGHTINTHEPUSSY

Just guessing hear can't remember the last time I spoke to a female

>>596277999
/thread

>>596277999
check em

>>596278146
Here*

>>596273017
damn you're fkin right

>>596272690
She's a fucking 10 god damn

>>596273017
Exactly!

if she is not screaming "let me go!! ill call the cops!!" than she likes u.

>>596278453
Yeah, about 10 chromosomes short.

>>596278146
kek thanks for the advice man, just want to know how i can be sure i'm not going to end up making it awkward if i ask her out

>>596277999
thanks anon, also i'm this guy >>596277813
what's your opinion on this?

>>596277999
Trips and truth in the same post? Noice.

>>596273058
Meh. I make everyone laugh but particularly this one girl.. caught he staring at me during a faggy drunk game of truth or dare when asked if there was anyone here she would fuck. I was beta as fuck. Well still am... prolly still have a shut Fuck I need to man up

funny cause i went to high school with that hannah montana loving whore

>>596273202
Kik thread lol

>>596272690
she won't press charges

>>596275290
How do you if they don't have a phone working

/b/, she is asking me to slap her... wat do

Tell her it was an oops when you fuck up.

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>>596278810
A girl being in your personal space is a sign that she is interested. No girl will ever give up her personal space for a guy unless she thinks he is fuckable. Does that mean she will? No, but touching you means you're capable of being more than friends if you play the cards right. The other trick is if she does that to you, see how her body reacts when you do it to her. She's showing interest in you by touching and being flirtatious... If you don't show anything back then she'll move on. Girls only give you so much time to make a move on otherwise they just fuck off to the next douchebag who will.

Touche her arms and hips lightly when you walk past, or lean in to talk to her, tell her she has a nice smile and look her in the eyes and shit. If she can't keep eye contact and cant help but smile back then you are fucking in.

>>596280444
TRIPS AGAIN? are you God?

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>>596280444
did i seriously get two trips in a row?

holy fuck...

you guys should probably heed my words.

>>596272690
She doesn't cry rape.

>>596277999
What if I'm currently hanging out with this girl. Who isn't necessarily into abusing texting or social media. We've been hanging out all night for the past 4 Saturdays (2 pm to 8 am). Just chilling, walking around, and having fun.

Can I just assume that because she hangs out with me this much, and we get along well, (and I'm like a 8/10). That she's into me.

Plz help guys. I'm having her over this weekend

>>596272690
By the way she's holding her legs.

If her legs are tied together behind your back, she likes you.

When you're in a group of people and something funny or notable is said, she looks at you to see your reaction so that she can temper her reaction to be more like yours. Her feet/body/shoulders/vagina are pointed to you more often. When a group is splitting up, she tries to make sure she goes away with you (if it's appropriate/makes sense to) and seems disappointed if it doesn't work out.

If you're not with her with other people, that means you're with her alone. If you're with her too often alone, you will firmly establish yourself in the friendzone. Let her know you're interested if you're with her alone. Flat out tell her. Or put your arm around her while you're sitting next to her on the couch. If she pulls away or takes your hand off, it is not fucking happening and this is her polite way of letting you know no bueno without hurting your feelings by saying it out loud.

>>596280760
All hail to guy that said the truth twice and also get trips twice in a row. I will print your wise advices and allways have them in mind. The mighty coincidence has spoken!

>>596272690
when she has a boner.

>>596280444
cheers m8. i guess she probably is but the issue is i know i like her and just dont know how much of what i see as signs she likes me are really what i think they are

how does one see through their own emotions and stay clear-headed when assessing if a girls likes them?

Eye contact time and frequency is longer than with friends.

She get's excited about seeing you.

>>596281030
What is her body language like? Does she touch you at all or laugh and smile at every stupid thing you say? Does she make the plans with you? Have you showed her at all that you are interested by touching her and telling her sweet things like shes got a great smile and that you like being around her?

You should be able to tell if you are in the friend zone. 4 saturdays in a row is borderline past the time to make a move to show you like her more than a friend.

she doesn't press charges.

>>596273017
Did this with qt awkward friend that I, for all practical reasons, have dated for the past year. She just doesn't know how to handle a relationship, and I'm fine with that.

Do not regret, still very good friends, still practically dating.

>>596280444
>>596277999

Same age, this guy gets it. It's the little things, touching the back of the arm, the small of the back and see how she reacts. I am not a womanizer by any means but you should KNOW exactly when you are in the friend zone

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>>596281643
try to visualize you with her from someone elses perspective, if you saw two people acting the way you guys are acting with each other what would you think? Would you think that she likes you by the way shes behaving? would you think the guy (you) is being a beta by not picking up on obvious signs? You can always tell her you like her with a smile and a light hand hold, If she pulls away and says something like, "aw thats so sweet you're such a good guy" or "thank you, you're a good friend" you know what the fuck that means. If she doesnt let go and maybe leans in and says she likes you too then you are golden. Girls like guys that are unguarded when they are alone with them. Confidence is key, and if shes not interested then honestly it changes nothing. You can't be friends with a girl in that realm that you are in right now for very long.

>>596272939
underrated post

>>596282670

Yes, confidence is key, and your time is very limited to make a move anon.

>>596282670
>Would you think that she likes you by the way shes behaving?
yes. actually sometimes i catch the look on my one of my friends face when she's pulling her touchy feely shit and we're all standing in a group of like 5 people. can read his face like a book and i know he's thinking if theres anything going on

>would you think the guy (you) is being a beta by not picking up on obvious signs?
probably yes. guess i need to grow some cahones.

>>596283430
Confidence is one part of the kay. The other part is ability to accept that sometimes, it will just not end up good and it does not mean anything. Its just the part of the game. Sometimes there is nothing one can do, and it does not make any sense to taky it too seriously.

>>596282670
>>596283861 here

thanks for your opinions, based anon
guess i'm going to have to go for it

>>596272953

you sure? it seems fairly presumptuous.

>>596272690
They ask you questions about your life.

My problem is that I thought this girl liked me for the longest time. She would text me every other day, bake me cookies and buy me stuff. Day comes round where we're at party and we end up making out. I ask her if she actually likes me and get the response "I don't know". I asked her again a few days later after wed both had time to think it over and got a response of " I think I like us as we are". Did I do something wrong? Every sign pointed towards her liking me and I went for it.

Fuck women are hard.

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>>596283861
>>596284342

You honestly have nothing to lose by telling her you like her, its not like committing to a relationship or saying you love her. It's letting her know that you are interested if she is too. Either way if you do or you dont, your window wont last long and might as well strike while the iron is still possibly hot. You are clearly the only person standing in your way and you honestly dont want the regret of not doing something to haunt you the rest of your life because it will. I promise you it will. Regret eats away at a man unlike anything else.

>>596284872
It was an oops

so i work as a cashier at a supermarket and one day i see this amazing goddess come through my line. i smile like a dope and cant help my eyes lingering when i look at her. she seems to react with smiles and blushing, etc. i make a stupid joke about what she's buying and it seems to generate some conversation. she leaves saying "see ya later" with a smile.

>>596284717
This. They ask you about your schooling and work and what you are into. You might get some hints.

But if your like me and extremely quiet they might just try and talk even if they don't like you, just to break up the awkward silence

.......

>>596284872
She just wanted to fuck and not complicate it any more than that. ya blew it.

>>596281798
For the most part I can pretty much assume she likes me back. I've even straight up said I like her, but in a very flirty way.
I'm more curious where do go from here. I'm having her over. Should I just ask where this is going? Or just go in for a kiss when ever. I'm kinda a pussy, so I rather just ask and than make a move. Is this good or bad

>>596272690
when she says yes if you ask her out on a date.

>>596273058

this is reassuring, I know someone like this, problem is I have told her I love her twice before and I quote "I don't believe in love"

>>596275290
100% true

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>>596285221
This is all you need to know

>>596272690
anon pls. no gril will ever like you. stop pretending.

>>596284973
guess i gotta move fast. thanks again anon.

i know about regret, let that one get one over on me once before. nevar again.

>>596285072
in4 answer, also a cashier

>>596285072
continued

so a couple weeks later she comes through my line again. only this time she only has a few things and could have gone thru the express lane. im not express and have a guy with ton of groceries. yet she waited and came thru my lane anyway. when it was her turn i greeted her and remarked on what she bought last time. she says "you remembered that?" with a smile. i ask her what her name is and she tells me and then part ways after a bit more convo.

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>>596285329
>I have told her I love her twice before

nigga, don't ever tell a woman what you feel before you fucked her, don't do that or you will land in the creepzone. why? because you don't love her and you both know that.

>>596285171
>she just wanted to fuck
then she wouldn't have baked him cookies and bought him stuff. she would have just fucked him.

>>596272690
If you have money

>>596275290
>shallow narcissistic cunts.
luckily im shallow too. just look at her bewbs. i want to poke and caress them while i watch a pleb tier movie like sponge bob 2

>>596285853
That's what I was thinking.

>>596284872
kiss her, see how she reacts. be a man, woman don't know what they want until you tell them.

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>>596285221
>Should I just ask where this is going?
No, girls don't know how to answer shit other than "I dont know"

You have to be the one to be assertive and let her know where its going. It's either the way you want it to go or its over. The only outcomes from that are she goes with it, or she says she doesnt want to. If you dont be assertive it will only go the way of it not working.
>Or just go in for a kiss when ever
You have to work into that when it feels right, if you guys are giggling and being flirty then you'll feel when its right. I recommend touching her on the back of her arms and the small of her back all throughout the night before you make any moves. Touching honestly goes a long way to heat a girls blood up and get them to want you.
>I'm kinda a pussy, so I rather just ask and than make a move
Stop that... dont be a pussy and don't ask. Girls like assertive confident guys that know what they want and know how to get it. If you dont know how to get it you're not going to be worth it in their eyes.

>>596277999
dubs and trips guy is always right

>>596273999
trips confirms. It was the only time I actually watched the show.

How do you tell a girl you like her?
Dumb fuck

>>596286242
I did. We made out at a party. That's what led me to asking her if she even liked me in the first place.

>>596286825
he thinks you're this guy >>596285221

>>596286825
don't ask and don't talk so much, you think too much. you need to fuck more. kiss her again, fuck her. make out and try to undress her, then you'll see where you stand.

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>>596272690
basically she will giggle and wave her tits at you a lot.

man up and make the first move, its unlikely that she will do shit about it.

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>>596277813
This is the kind of girl you want to avoid /b/to. They're clingy, paranoid and psychotic. My first was a bitch like that, and trust me, I thought all chicks were like that for a long time after, thank fuck they aren't. Abort contact.

>>596287112
no i don't nigga

>>596285741
continued

the next time i see this girl is a few days later in the supermarket again. im walking around on my break and we run into each other. conversation and smiles ensue. i eventually ask her if she'd like to get some coffee with me. shes says "i think im older than you think." i say "i dont care." she then says shes gonna be busy the next couple of days but asks for my number. we exchange numbers and part ways.

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>>596272690

My current BG

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>>596287619

o shit wrong place

>>596287543
continued

we text each other very little. im thinking i dont want to text her too much, cuz id rather get to know her face-to-face. and shes not giving me much to work with anyway. so i also kinda felt like she felt the same. but whenever i tried making plans to meet up somewhere she just keeps saying shes busy and eventually stops responding. i tried calling her after a week of no response and got voicemail. left a short message:
"havent heard from you in while. hope you're not too busy. id really like to get to know you and we havent really had much of a chance to do that since we met. so call me back or let me know if youd like to get together sometime. alright see ya."

so. what the fuck went wrong? cuz i cant figure it out.

>>596287286
i know the type you mean, but this one isn't clingy at all. she doesn't seem crazy in any way either, from what i know of her. i shall tread carefully/

>>596287286
That pic is GAAAAYYYYY

>>596287814
and btw. im 24 and i think shes in her early-mid 30's.

>>596287877

oh man that is how they all start out.

just save yourself the problems and bail

bail bail bail.

sick her on someone you don't like

>>596288384
mind greentexting the story of your first gal who was a psycho?

>>596277930
wait so is it "kong the horse dong totally legit"?
or just "kong the horse dong"