Best/wost practical joke thread? >have batshit crazy girl

Go on...

Go on m8 this thread is gr8

I'll bite

>she has a couple friends round her house for a saturday night party thing
>im good friends with one of the girls, she messages me saying noone but batshit girl wants to fuck with me
>tell friend what is about to happen isnt real
>give batshit girl my skype, tell her to video call me
>hook up webcam with pre loaded video

>is anyone lurking? Cont.?

Sure, why not

You may proceed

Intedesting

>>596110447
yes am lurk
go on

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yee boi, wanna hear that shit

>>596110447

Will be disappointed if not troll

>>596110099
>>596110755
>>596110800
Check em

>>596109417
sure

>8 mins and OP only has that much.
Nigga your school best teach typing...

>its one of the many recorded hanging videos across the internet
>this one the guy has a red hoodie like i always wear so it would look like me through the asscrack skype video quality
>pause vid and speak into mid
>"you did this to me, you drove me to doing this, i hope you can laugh at this after its all over"

>>596110447
pics or it didn't happen

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>>596110447
Continue

>>596110447
Taking the bait.

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>>596109417
andgon

>>596111229
i know it's bait but idc

Kexagon

lurking, please continue dear anon.

even if it's fake, cool story

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>>596111102
>actually wasted your time doing this

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bitchess

>batshit girl still blabbing on about how shit i am
>play video
>she watches video as light goes on to show empty room with noose
>she quitens down, but still on edge
>"I" come into shot and stand on stool in centre of room
>batshit girl stops talking shit and stares at screen
>her face goes white, her friends around her(not my friend) all stare at the screen speechless
>guy tightens noose round neck
>so silent I thought my headphones unplugged
>batshit girl shouts STOP
>guy in video kicks back chair and hangs

(Sorry for reply times typing on phone gives me cancer)

>>596111990
wow mega troll :D Downloading this meme now!

>>596111102
well thats fucked

>>596111990
Go on.

Go

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>>596112201
it's all yours my friend

>>596111990
Bitchs reaction?

>batshit girl screams and starts flailing about on cam
>one friend pukes on screen and keyboard
>others sit there hands on mouths
>my friend sitting there concealing a smirk from her friends to me
>video guy still flailing, as is batshit girl
>shes shouting some eurotrash mumbo-jumbo as she jumps around like a fucking kangaroo

>>596111990
in b4 walk the dinosaur

>>596112683
>this story is bullshit

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>>596111990

>>596112868
trick'd

>>596112823
Fuck off then.

the aftermath???

Keep going
Don't leave me hanging

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Please continue

OP continue please

>dont go to school on monday because ive been ill af all weekend
>turns out not going to school caused her to have all these stress problems, she was councelled by her friends and parents for three days
>mfw I come into school on tuesday and meet her as im coming out the nurses room
>mfw i saw her she cries and went mental
You know from orange is the new black when that black chick starts hitting herself in the head?
>does this for a solid 30 seconds
>she bangs her head so hard on the wall she gets concussion

Then you come on camera with a butt plug in your ass and shit everywhere when you pull it out because you're a faggot with shitty stories?

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>>596112683
congratulations

Reaction when you go to school the next day?

>>596112683
You sad, sad bastard, actually spending time orchestrating something like that because of what boils down to ''she said mean words to me'' Get a fucking life, man.

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>>596113359

>>596113359
kek

>>596113386
Copy that, Lori.

>>596113630
He did it for shits and giggles. Don't be a cunt, OP's alright.

>>596113672
newfag

>thinking this is real
>thinking if it was real it is cool

>>596112823

Redundant statement of the day

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>walks the dinosaur

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>>596110099
dub dub dub
mfw trip dub

>>596113958
Whether its real or not doesn't matter to me, it's still amusing. So don't be cancer, you 12 year old prick.

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>implying

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>>596114178

>>596110099
a triple double

>>596114441
checked

>all caught on camera so i dont get in any trouble
>blood all down the front of her head
>so much her long blonde hair looked like it had been dyed pink by a 4 year old
>her friends are relieved its a joke and tell noone what happened

Its been two weeks since this happened, she hasnt come into school
Only thing known about her is a message via our teachers that she is gonna be in hospital for more than a month as it wasnt just concussuon
>we all have our A-Levels very soon and the months shes out the work cannot be learned from a textbook
>mfw i might have ruined this girls future
>mfw she might have a disability when she comes out of hospital
>mfw I have 2 missed calls from her tonight

Do I answer? Should I ignore her or shouid I make it worse?

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>>596110099
Sick tripple dipple dubs

>>596114456
Devastating.

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>>596110099
Checked.
Also, checked
>Triple dubs

>>596113630
hardly. Maximum three minutes of work, even if this is fake it's not like he spent years training for this very day to fuck with some girl.
Hell just fucking with her is funny enough, wtf is wrong with you nigger?

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>>596114636
OP, you're alright. 6/10.

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>>596114636
Taking the huge bait, but answer via message and post it here

>be me, 16
>read that thing on here about getting three pigs and writing 1, 2 and 4 on them
>School is near a few farms, think that'll be pretty cool
>Was mostly a loner so the only guy I could rope in was this kid named Danny
>Danny always followed random people around and tried to talk to them, and said really awkward, inappropriate things
>Bring him in on the job
>Immediately he asks if this'll make him 'popular with the guys'
>Say yes to humour him
>he's in
>Skip forward two weeks, we wake up 4 hours before school starts
>Head over to farm where pigs are
>We find them and try to grab one each
>Pig rams into Danny's dick and he goes down on the shit covered floor
>Trying hard not to loose it
>These pigs are tough
>Keep trying to grab one, Danny get's knocked down again
>He shouts ''FUCK THESE FUCKING PIGS''
>Pulls out his keychain which has a tiny 2'' fold out knife on it
>Precedes to try to drag the pig to the floor, all the while stabbing it
>Pigs go crazy and he falls and get's trampled
>Decide to forget it
>Run off and leave him there
>Halfway through the school day he turns up in Police van covered in blood, mud and sporting several bruises on his face
>Never breathed a word

>>596114636
text her if u can and let us reply

>>596114636
revel in it OP, while you can

>>596114636
do it maybe shes DTF, unless you're in a country where gore and shit is illegal and she wants to sue your ass for what ever reason.

that is if this isn't all fake bullshit

>>596114456

Missed it by that <--> much.

Still pretty impressive.

Everybody in this post is getting doubles

>>596111722
>weeb talking about wasting time.

>>596111102
Nice quads

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OP Here

>>596116214
OP explain what those pictures she sent are

>>596116214
>fuck off or I'll kill myself for real

>>596116088
am i being baited into saying your a fucking retard?

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OP only took Machiavelli's advice:

“For it must be noted, that men must either be caressed or else annihilated; they will revenge themselves for small injuries, but cannot do so for great ones; the injury therefore that we do to a man must be such that we need not fear his vengeance.”

My applause, OP. Here, have a picture of my cock.

>>596116406
winrar, explain yourself op

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>>596116406
i posted this, ask if shes DTF

>>596115795
Remember where you are, faggot.

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>>596110099
>last week fucked around and got a triple double

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You rolled 6 bro

5decidez

>>596117134
>fuck off or I'll chop my penis off and make you eat it

>>596114636
apologize to her and ask her out when she'll go better

Because I was worried, whats up puppy tits?

>>596114636
Ignore her so she never gets any closure on this

>>596117134
op you cheeky cunt, still explain thoough

Oh sory luv, been sporting a bit of head ache this evenin :^)

Because I was too busy jacking off to the thought of you bashing your head in

>>596117358
re-roll

>>596117134
wouldnt this count as answering u cheeky cunt

>>596117134
>ive been trying to re-hang myself

what the fuck do you want im trying to fap and you keep fucking calling me

Sorry, i love you, i'm so, so fucking sorry. PLEASE MARRY ME

>>596117540
reroll

I was too busy watching my Grandad die from Cancer lol should have seen him, whats up?

>>596117477
Roll

>>596117491
This

>>596117593
eyy lmao reroll

>>596117477
Rollin

oh, nothing much we had a mock exam week and i lost my timetable so she sent me hers(this was aaaaagessss ago)

>>596117616
winrar

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>>596117608
this

>>596117491
fucking hell roll

>>596117134
COS I DONT TALK 2 DYKES LOL

>>596117775
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>596117705
winrar

>>596117491
Rerollan

>>596117134
because, I dont know what to say to you.... You have always hated me and I dont know why. Ironically enough, I liked you, I liked you a lot. But no matter what I always had a feeling you hated me and that made me hate myself. I wanted to lash out and point this anger outwards so I did that sick sick joke. I after seeing what it had done to you and your friends I didnt even have the balls to come to school and face you again. Then all that other shit happened and now I dont even know what to think of myslef. I dont know how to apologize and I dont expect you to ever forgive me. I love you.

this meme is hard as fuck :]]

>>596117411
Winrar

>>596117775
GG

>>596117491
Because I was too busy jacking off to the thought of you bashing your head in

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Sorry for these slow replies iphone 4s is as old as your mum

w t f means why the fuck in this case
8 decides

>>596118546
hey, don't blame me, you bashed your own head in

>>596117067
bravo

>>596118752
roll

>>596118546
Just asked the headcase out already.

>>596118752
Add m8 to that

>>596109417
Immense anal pleasure
And casual prostate pressure.
Did you want some?

>>596118546
You're a cuntbag and I love to see you suffer. You deserve it.

>>596118789
roll

>>596118546
what pleasure did it give you sitting on your ass acting like a cunt all day to me, for no reason whatsoever? we should go on a date, we could make the dynamic autistic duo

>>596118546
want me to kiss it with my bum and make it better bb :^)

>>596118546
I have been jacking off to the thought all fuckin day.

>>596118838
WINRAR
I
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A
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>>596118838
YES! WINRAR

>>596118838
Winrar

>>596118838
>>596118878
second one is better imo

>>596118546
i have a franken stein fetish bb

>>596118546
Oh nigga don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee-hee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh better yet maybe taneesha would call your dog ass if she ever stop fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer she be fucking with NIGGAAA

>>596118132
this
try to rephrase it as an asshole, as you are a big one

>>596118838
WINRAR

>>596118878
>>596118908
>>596118938
These are also good, though.

>>596118546
lmfao
>implying anyone but herself made her go mental

>>596118838
winrar

>>596118546
Jesus, what a dumb bitch. She must be busy fapping thinking about you all day to be actually thinking it`s your fault

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>>596118546
Police involvement will ensue.

Where is OP?

>>596118132
Rolling

>>596119259
like I said this bitch is definitely DTF. That's why she was fucking with you at all
Get some OP

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Tell her:

"Oh, it's not personal, dear.
You hated me for no reason. I only gave you the motif you so desperately needed."

Hey do you mind deleting me from friends? Everytime I see your face I get the urge to beat off on a printed out picture of your profile pic, I'm running out of money I can't even fucking feed myself anymore because all I buy is more printer paper to beat off to you on. My whole house smells like jizz paper, please I can't buy anymore paper and I can't delete you on my own

Psssh… Nothin Personnel…

>>596119499

My dubs command you, OP!

>>596119499
check em

>>596118546
dont admit to anything bro, she can use it as evidence against u

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Now this isnt fake or anything set up, she genuinly just said that. Hoping its the drugs shes on or otherwise im in there :^)

3 decidez, dont mess this up for me :^)

>>596119688
Dub dubs

>>596119499
>>596119688
check'd

>>596119767
Your a cum dumpster you faggot

>>596118838
You better do it, you pussy.

Ayy lmao

>>596119767
OP if you kinda like her, stop this thread and talk to her normally, say shit like I thought you hated me etc etc YOU CAN DO IT

>>596119767
Hey do you mind deleting me from friends? Everytime I see your face I get the urge to beat off on a printed out picture of your profile pic, I'm running out of money I can't even fucking feed myself anymore because all I buy is more printer paper to beat off to you on. My whole house smells like jizz paper, please I can't buy anymore paper and I can't delete you on my own

>>596119767
d-d-d-daaaaaaamn

>>596119833
winzip

>>596117067
underrated post right here

>>596119767
I'll love you when you let me spray your tits with my baby gravy

>>596119767
Come here and let me finger you.

>>596119767
if you love me send nudes

>>596119767
hahahaha wow, if this isn't fake it actually makes sense somewhat. When your younger you often show your interest in someone by doing the opposite to what you should do which is what she did to you all along.

>>596117067
top post.

>>596120022
Rollin

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>>596119833

>>596119833
Checkd

>>596119767
I understand....k will continue hating your guts then

alright, send nudes then.

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you faggots actually believe this shit?

>>596120067
Rollin

>>596119767
I LAFF U TO LEZ FUK BBY

>>596120067
>>596120122
fukn these

>>596119833
Lol do it

>>596119767
she likes pain op ;)

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>>596119767

Shiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeet! Now, that's a plot twist!

Nice, very nice. She's yours for the taking, OP. Just take her.

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>>596119974
I agree with this faggot. You risk a hell of a lot by texting her bullshit from these /b/tards. You already got away with a lot.

>>596119767

stop. stop doing this right now. not for her sake, but for ultimate gain. you could have this bitch eating your shit within 1 week. lifetime slave status. all you gotta do is start commanding her. DEMAND that she become yours. DEMAND that she bends to YOUR will.

Im tellin you OP, if this is real, you have a GRAND opportunity for something people could only dream about.

Suck my dick? Yeah my little slut I want you to suck my dick, tomorrow

OP is she hot?

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>>596119833
>>596119688
>>596119499
>>596117477
>>596117422
>>596117411
>>596116088
>>596114933
>>596113499
>>596112677
>>596111722
>>596110800
>>596110755
>>596110099
>>596120122
>>596120099
Ain't no party like a fuckin' dub party cuz a fuckin' dub party NEVER QUIT!

>>596119974
Thanks brother, but im kind of on it with someone else (the friend i mention earlier?)so nah

imma punch you in the cunt, you will never be injected with my glorious seed, now fucking off yourself stupid twat. also, celine dion is an ok singer.

>>596119767
op is winwar

>>596120229
rolling