/b/ can this work?

Unless you have a method to begin the siphoning process, no.

No you fucking scrub

>>595186855
Considering you would put that on WAVES than yes. But also how would the ship not sink.
Very bad idea coz not efficent

you realize the water inside the tube can only be at the same level as the outside water. in order for the water to reach the top of the tube the ship would need to be completely underwater

>>595187104
wouldnt that begin on its own?

>>595187604
so it would work for a submarine?

>>595186855
How should you pump the water trough the pipe?

the stupidity in this thread is astounding

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>>595186855
faggot

>>595187942
there would be no water flow. the entire thing would be submerged.

>>595186855
Seriously, what the fuck! That doesn't work. God damn it!

>>595187942
It would work for a boat just put the blades under the water and when the boat moves it moves the blades its not new bro

>>595188585
epic

>>595188269
Too bad the air pressure on earth isn't strong enough. Jerk.

>>595186855
No

>>595187665
No

>>595187942
KeK

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good thread, dumping 1/like 20

>>595188585
That's called a deadblow hammer

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>>595190019
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any point dumping, anyone lurking?
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>>595189548
This would actually kinda work... Shit..

>>595190449
this actually works

>>595190449
keep dumping

>>595190115
Wait wat

Always be lurking

>>595186855
What do you need the weight for?

>>595191049
That was probably to furce water up the tube by pushing the boat down

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>>595190876
9/22 (8 posted)

>>595190684
No it would not

>>595191193
Just speculating though I'm not op

I fucking love these threads
More pls

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>>595191193

brilliamt

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>>595190684
no it wouldn't, nobody can travel faster than light, so you couldn't put the mirror out there and get back fast enough.

>>595191315
We need to spread this on Tumblr and say it works

Lurking, I'm getting some smiles out of this, it's new to me so keep em coming

>>595190684
are you fucking retarded

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>>595191509
you're a fucking dumbass; a mirror twenty lightyears away would take the light from the telescope twenty years to reach. we would be seeing ourselves twenty years ago from 20 years in the future.
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>>595186855
damnit, why am I even replying. For the pipe to be big enough to siphon enough water to move the wheel it would also allow air in the end of the pipe. Once air is introduced, it would continue to gurgle more air and siphoning would stop. This would happen immediately. It's also why
>>595188269 is stupid. Fluid dynamics change depending on the volume of water you are dealing with. In a straw, the molecular bonds of the small amount of water is enough to hold the water together, a larger amount of water cannot support itself with just the molecular bonds and will move out of the way of the air.

>>595191509
Not the reason why it would not work, but it still would not work

>>595191315
bright idea
Go for it

>>595191676
It will work if the mirror was made 10 years ago.

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>>595191987
sidenote, this one would actually work if it weren't for the transport of the gold and also how small the difference would be

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>>595187942
kek'd

>>595190684
You'd only be able to see yourself from when you placed the mirror into orbit.
So 20 years from when you'd put it up you'd be able to see yourself trying to work out why you can't even see the mirror yet.

>>595190684
It's the other way around. Supposing nothing obstructs the passage of light, you never leave the telescope and you can see yourself in the mirror, in 20 years, you'd see your present self which would be your past self at this point.

You know what works better? A normal fucking mirror.

>>595187203
I don't want no scubs, a scrub is the kind of guy that get no love from me, hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, tryin' to holla at me

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>>595191794
but, assuming we could travel as fast as light, which we can't even do, it would take 20 years to get there and back, and by the time we got back, we would see us leaving, 20 years ago. You're the fucking retard

>>595190684

If the mirror was already placed, and you knew where you were 20 years ago, and the mirror always faced our solar systems movements, and you had a telescope that would have a clear enough resolution to see something the size of a penny 20light years away, and time distortion on the fabric of space which means that there is no absolute universal time wasn't a thing, and if you ignored the fact that it would be cheaper to take a photo/video fop yourself and watch it 20 years later...

then sure it would work, you fucking retard

>>595191987
Tfw gold is measured by mass and not weight

>>595192020
>replying to a troll science thread calling the ideas stupid

There's a reason it's called troll science retard. Lurk moar before posting faggot.

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>>595188073
no fgt you won't fly

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>>595192475
putting a mirror that far in space would take 40 years. seeing an image would take another 40. you'd be dead by that point anyways, and you'd be fucking retarded.
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>>595190285
That doesn't even make troll-sense.

>>595191444
checked

>>595192650
How do you calculate mass then

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>>595192860
this one is also kiiiiinda technically true, but only because mathematics is limited. it's true like zeno's paradox is true.
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>>595190684

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>>595190186
i don't know why I'm laughing so hard. Do I have the autism?

>>595191987
Don't try this. It's illegal to sell Central American gold in Alaska.

>>595192228
gonna need an explanation on why this won't work.

>>595192228
No it wouldn't, if you buy the gold outside of the us it would be measured in kilos, mass is a constant.

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my final and one of my favourites, it's been a good thread /b/ros
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>>595191509
It's assuming there was a mirror at that position already. Hypothetical. Heard of that word?

>>595192246
Correct

>>595190684
It would take 20 years for the light to get to the newly built mirror, you wouldn't see anything on it for the next 20 years. At that point you would see yourself when the mirror was first constructed, so you could rewatch your life again if you wanted. Not sure how you'd follow yourself in the mirror at all times though.

>>595193292
you're joking ... right?

>>595193123
>mfw i belived that was possible when i was a kid and always wanted to try it

>>595193292

aside from the fact the rope would fall down, if it was a solid the forces acting on it would pull it apart as it swayed back and forth and the opposing forces collided

>>595193271
yes

>>595193349
Thank you so much, anon

>>595193292
Nobody has a long enough rope.

>>595193540

mirror is 10 light years away so light would take 20 years for light to reach and bounce back.

also i forgot>>595192563

*And assuming the light was strong enough to reach the mirror and back again without being drowned out by all the other light surrounding it*

>>595192393
This one could work if the design was improved
that or im just way to tired to understand this shit

>>595192978
What is a balance

>>595193123
No it's not true, you have to calculate the perimeter on the hypotenuse, not the sides.

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>>595191262
>>595191509
>>595191676
>>595192020
>>595192246
>>595192563
>>595192650
>>595192854
>>595192860
jesus titty fucking christ

>>595194100
no you're retarded and perpetual motion can't exist

>>595194222
Trips dude, who cares

>>595192228
Dumbass
You're a real idiot if you think the equator has more gravity than the poles
Which one is closer to the center of earth?
Exactly, they're the same you retarded dick addict

I fucking love troll science threads. Need more!

>>595193292
actually if you can manage to keep the rope in the air, then i would work. although for this to work, the rope would look like the Halo and be in space...

>troll science thread
>actual serious discussion about the ideas posed

Never change /b/

>>595194305

>thinking I was trolled when in actual fact the only reason I come to 4chan is to shit all over people posting

>shitting over people posting
>shitting... posting
>shitposting

or would you rather all the future nobel laureates and fields medal winners than congregate here actually put their minds to something

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>>595195529

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would this work /b/? the crank is just to get it started

>>595192246
You do realize that every single object in the universe is moving? The moon is orbiting the earth which is orbiting the Sun which is spinning around the freaking milky way galaxy which is spinning and moving so... you wouldn't see shit unless you happened to be at the exact same spot or looking at the mirror at the right angle to see yourself. Plus, you would need a telescope that can see 20 light years away in perfect detail which doesn't exist. Otherwise we'd have detailed images of planets in other solar systems. Dick addict

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>>595195529
pic related, it's you

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hmmm'

let me see if I have a few

>>595191452
Tried this but my download slowed down... WTF?

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>>595195415

It wouldn't work.
Think of it like picture related.

If you pull each end of the rope through the portals and then tie them together, would the rope drop to the floor?
>it would btw

>>595195149
The Earth isn't perfectly round, dipshit. It's pear-shaped being slightly wider under the Equator than over the Equator.

The Earth spins and just like pizza dough when you give it a spin, it flattened a little over its lifespan.

lrn2google

>>595195881

>plastic bullets

Hole already found.

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Serious question folks.

Lets say in a universe where these things are possible with no contradiction what so ever, would it be a better or worse world than the one we live in today?

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>>595195734
>>595195881

>>595196325

Well, we'd have to be careful as shit around magnets so we don't float off the earth accidentally or something equally as stupid.

>>595196325
There wouldn't be a world

>>595195881
while some mudslime are firing their very inaccurate AKs i think it is probably detrimental to your interests to have a huge magnet on you