i got some any one interested in stuff like this
Why would anyone ever want a "MILF?"
They have saggy, loose vaginas ruined by childbirth.
They're usually mentally unstable, like most middle aged women.
Their assholes are bulging with hemmorhoids, again from childhood.
Their skin is all rough and old.
Their flabby tits are all saggy.
Their faces are all full of lines and age marks.
>Between those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big.
How does one obtain milf?
are you retarded or something? If you don't want to fuck her, then she's not a MILF.
Jesus /b/ is full of retards these days. The term MILF means "mom I'd like to fuck". So if you don't want to fuck her, she's not a MILF.
Pic very related
>be working at a small restaurant
>notice one of the waitresses looks at me quite a bit so i strike up small conversations here and there.
>she looks about 37
>eventually i get an invite to drink at her place
>i thought there were gonna be other co workers there
>so we have a couple drinks and smoke a little bit
>I make the comment that i should probably get goin soon, dont wanna be to drunk wen driving
>she agrees then walks me to the door
>i slip my shoes on.Turn towards the door and grab the handle
>thats wen she grabs my arm and starts kissing me.
>tells me she doesn't want me to go home
>go back to couch and drink more
Sorry i only have to pics for now. Im working on more.
>Mature don't go OW! and Go slow when you hammer it home
>Skin is soft, you wouldn't know cause virginfag
>Mature women know what they want
>Most mature women do kegel exercises(google it) some can clamp you so hard you can't pull out.
>enough? virgin faggot
Here's the last pic of her i have and I'll green text on my pc
>so we get to talkling a little more.
>turns out shes 49
>definitely not bad lookin for a 49 year old
>we keep making out more and she keeps saying we cant have sex
>we all kno thats not gonna work out
>so i finally get her in to her room
>shes taking her pants off and saying at the same time that we just cant have sex that night.
>Of course im gonna agree with her.
to be continued....
>We both lay down on her bed naked
>i start rubbin her pussy a littl bit to tease her
>i notice that the bed is gettin a little wet
>she finally breaks her rule and jumps on me
>slides my dick into her extremely tight and wet pussy.
>tighter then my exs pussy who i had broken up with a week previous to said night.
>she rides it for a few seconds then lifts her self up just enough for my dick to slide out
>this apparently opened the flood gates
>i have never personally been with a squirted before so this was like a dream come tru
>I proceed to experiment with her in different locations and with different techniques to find out wat makes her squirt the most
>and boy did i figure it out
>of course not before soaking her kitchen floor, living room floor, bathroom floor, her bed, her couch and hopefully soon the restaurant that we both work in.
thats about all i have for now but ive spent everyday with her since so there will be more stories to come. and pics.
anyone got source on this one, i`ve been lookin for ages
Let's keep the pics coming people
memes. that's a real life milf right there
i guess so if you're some scummy britfag. Kim is nasty. The point is don't you get fucking bored posting the same meme over and over. If Meg and British Cindy weren't so goddamn fuckable, they'd be memes too.
I like Kim because she was nice as fuck even after /b/ treated her like crap. Of all the attention whores and dumb sluts that get posted here Kim is probably the only one that really deserves meme status. Nice girl.
boxxy is a dumb cunt attention whore
kimmy is adorable fun and real
her aunt/b/ twitter
inb4 pics of 19 year olds
>she could have a baby at home hurr durr
you newfags gona contribute?
> be me (18)
> over at a friends house for New Year's Eve
> all friends go to get alcohol
> stay behind with his sister and stepmom
> the sister leaves to go to her boyfriend's
> smoke a joint with his stepmom 7/10
> she keeps feeling my arms chest and stomach commenting on how strong I am
> turning me on but trying to play off
> hard on going down the leg of my tight jeans betraying me
> stepmom notices and finally stops talking and just bites her lip
> we hear friends coming through the front door
> she reaches down and squeezes my dick
> I moan and watch her walk away while looking over her shoulder at me smiling
> 7/10 stepmom now an 8/10 lol
> we all gather in the kitchen, make drinks, then start filing out
> his stepmom looks my way and down at my crotch confusingly
> I smile and lift the bottom of my shirt when no one else is looking showing her I pointed it up on my stomach
> she laughs out loud and quickly takes a drink to hide it
> I start moving slower so I can be the last to fix a drink
> eventually it's just me and her