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>>594621807 I would rather live the life of someone in an Elder Scrolls game than my current life. Not killing dragons and shit, just traveling and making my money by doing odd jobs for anyone who needs anything done. I'm currently trying to learn how to pickpocket
I'm still in love with a woman I only knew through late night phone calls, texts, and social media. She's also an old buddy's ex which is how I know her. Fell in love at 16 and we stopped talking 4ish months later. now I'm 21 in a relationship with a beautiful woman of 3 years and it drives me nuts that I think about my first love at least once a week.
My girlfriend pissed me off so j went on craigslist shitfaced drunk to find a girl to fuck..3 hrs later I'm in a parking lot getting blown by some dude while I watch porn on my phone until I cum in his mouth. First and only time I've done that
My wife's sister had an affair with me before my wife and I started dating. My wife doesn't know anything about it. The sister was actually the one who introduced my wife and I to each other, so it worked out.
Been married over 20 years with kids, love the wife but she is a zero in bed. Meaning it is basically shut off and if it happens it is pathetic. So now I have a beautiful girlfriend on the side. Blonde spinner that is neglected by her husband. We have great sex and kik each other all day. We met on Ashley Madison.
>>594628111 Southern Helmand province in afghanistan, we took sporadic harassing fire from a tree line(which is pretty normal and the locals are used to it) and the guy was 400-500 meters to the left of our position. No one around there seems to her too excited by gun shots or explosions
I act like the "comedy relief" in my social group i.e laugh at stupid shit and do shit that makes people laugh because it's retarded. But really i'm the smartest and i do it because everyone seems more open with me about secrets and shit so i like to manipulate them in ways they don't know it's me because i know what triggers them, for example if someone i don't like starts wanting in on the group i'll get them to trigger each member and then i'll just say "bit of a cunt that Phil" which will initiate a discussion about him and people will agree he's a cunt because they've been triggered by him. It also gets me laid a fair amount too, i'd go into detail how but it's really fucking complicated. I've had this group of friends for a while now and the first reason for me doing this was because i quickly saw the roles being taken (the leader, the leaders right hand, the cunt,the smart one.. etc) and i feared they would see no use for me so i started pretending to do some drugs like weed, sometimes i actually would but i exaggerated the use and now they think it affected me mentally (which is why they think i stopped) the drug method was a way to get them to not think about how i went from pretty intelligent to stupid in a few months. It comes with it's downers though, they'll expect me to do stupid shit , not force me but "I bet i could make the jump into the lake from here...." "nah mate, i'll have you know i'm fucking pro diver my dad was once a fisherman (stupid shit that makes no sense but somewhat related, fish-water-jumping in water)" and then i jump in to prove i am the wild card/comic relief.
While on vacation, my sister and I had our own room, ended up meeting another brother and sister that we hung out with. About a day before we left, we ended up in our room and I fucked the sister while her brother fucked my sister. It was a very interesting experience.
>want to fuck gfs sister >jerk off to her instagram every few days >one time she left a pair of heeled boots at my place >would fap to her pix and sniff the inside of the boot >sometimes id cum on the other one
i think she would fuck, in different circumstances. i went to a wedding with the two of them and we were shitfaced and sitting inside some covered gazebo thing that was like a little cave and we came this close to fucking around. occasionally ill catch her eying me. its difficult to behave
once i lived in a apartment-sharing community. i shared the flat with a girl. she and i were both studding. i really wanted to have a cool but normal community with here. nothing creepy. just friends thats all. but she just didnt care. although i was really nice to her. well the years went bye and i realized that all she ll every say to me is and will be "hello". if she even says that and not mumbles something no sane man could understand. anyway. this somehow really pissed me off. so, 3 month before i moved it, i started jizzing into that cunts shampoo, lotion and what ever the fuck she used to shower. it was a great way to let off steam and she didnt bother me anymore. also, 2 days before moving out i unistalled every little fucking think that belonged to me. wich was quite anything besides whats in her room. also i took the toilett seat so she had to sit on the toilet bowl. anyhow, that part about the jizzing is the secret.
I'm still in love with the girl I dated when I was 15-16. I started going through some mental troubles and ended up taking pretty much all of it out on her, and after about a year of me being a total prick, she left me, and I blamed the relationship failing totally on her.
>>594621807 I raped a very close friend of mine when she was asleep once. We have had this kind of fuck buddy relationship but she decided for it to end on her own. >Fast forward three months >All the sudden she casually wants to sleep at my place for a few nights. >Played with her and took pictures >last night end up fucking her after a we'd been to the pub >Woke up next morning, still horny as fuck and seducted her into having sex. >"I have never woken up this horny before" >Keep fucking for three months before she throw me away
Just heard the other day she's fucking an old classmate of mine. I hate her really much, because she's a niggerloving cumdumpster and as soon as I manage to restore my broken external HDD /b/ will be the first ones to recieve my glorious OC
it´s kinda strange when i think about it, but i really can´t think of a secret, that i might have, because iam into psychology and sociology and i find out that secrets are only necessary in a world with incomplete competitionship. since i always tell people my thoughts and incentives i gave u the idea of being a cheeky cunt and reveal every private detail, it´s a good therapy btw.
From the age of 13-16 I molested both my cousins in their sleep. One was 8 at the time the other was 6. I put a pencil between the 8 year olds ass cheeks one night then used it the rest of the day in school. I had a boner the whole day. It still smelled like her ass when I got home. I also ate the 6 year olds pussy while she slept. She started to wake up and I ran, I could hear her crying in the bathroom.
when i was younger about 10-12 i used to go up to my cousins room and we would mess around and i would try to put it in, i got hand jobs from her and from time to time she would give me head, im 26 now and i wonder if she would do things with me again, but i dont know how to go about doing this...
>>594621807 I'm planning on cheating on my girlfriend with someone I met recently. I just sick of the relationship, and I feel i need to do this to feel good about myself. I'm feeling surprisingly way less remorse or guilt that i ever thought i'd feel.
had a fuck buddy we ended that shit half a year later she texts me captain obvious wanting to fuck but damn i had some fucking std shit from that hoe or another went to doc got some shit isn't transmitable when it isn't showing but damn son had like 4 spots around my dick put creme on it didn't shave so she couldn't see that shit fucked her anyway a couple of times bet i got it from her she was fucking around like a hoe at that time
>Thursday night is big drinking night in my college town >after bar close >go to car, get in >there is a fucking girl I've never seen before passed out in my car >dead to the world, can't wake her up >drive home >carry her to my room >take her clothes off >lick her pussy >start to fuck her >she kinds half wakes up a little a couple times while we're fucking >in the morning tell her we met at a bar and she came home with me >she can't remember much of the previous night and believes me >starts crying because she has a boyfriend >tells him, gets dumped, her and I start dating a little while afterwards We've been dating for three years now, and she's amazing. Going to propose soon. Never going to tell her that we meet by me raping her.
>>594621807 Sometimes I think I have a psychosis. Filled out a test recently, turned out negative. Don't know how to feel about that now. Sometimes I just want to irradicate every intolerant or religious human being, but then I remember that this wouldn't solve the problem of utter shallowness in the modern generation, and this thought just makes me sick to my stomach.
>>594631319 Honestly i'm just want the relationship to be over. It's just that theres nothing in specific wrong, so im just being a faggot beta that doesnt know how to approach her and tell her it's over. so now i'm compensating by cheating on her.
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