Countryball thread!!

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>>594595831

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>>594595831

>>594596519
Ooh fag balls

>>594596247

Why 2 britballs?

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>>594596519

I DOWNVOTE EVERY ONE OF THESE SHITTY, UNFUNNY POSTS IN REDDIT.

>>594596623
Ooh nazi balls

>>594596191
it's funny because it's true

>>594596901
heh. I like this one. Mind if I save it mate?

>>594596377
Most aren't so great, but this got me good.

>>594596191

poor finland

>>594597275

A family that hates us, except maybe Canada. Do Canadians hate Britain?

>>594597417
yeah, most of this shit posted here is pleb tier.

Also, why the fuck post wallpapers?

>>594597470
yes

>>594596717
found the kurwa

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>>594597600

Oh

>>594596519

>america ball poking out behind Australia ball

i mean come on

i get that if you are in the UK you want UK ball first but that's just ridiculous

>>594597470
No aussies and kiwis usually like us, most yanks and canadians ive met seem freindly enough to be honest mate

>>594596307
>9gag
kill yourself

>>594597676
i dont hate britain, ive got blood english, irish, scottish and welsh blood and i speak english and i plan on visiting there one day

>>594597807
I'm still wondering what that German speaking ball in north Rusia is supposed to be

>>594597061
it's all yours, friend

>>594597470
Yes. Fucking cunts.

>>594597470

americans don't hate the british

>>594597984
im asking myself the same thing

>>594598154

Then fuck you Canada.

>>594597690
Nice

>>594597984
its siberia, saying "i must work for the motherland"

Why is isreal always a goddamn box rather than a ball.

>>594598433
its a hypercube because of jewish science!

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>>594598262

>>594598421
yea, but....why is he speaking german?

>>594598433
because jews are not human.

>>594598551
its "old high germanic" as far as i can research.
i dunno

>>594598511
Canada a shit
Vive le Québec libre

>>594597807
Macedonia lol

>>594598907
wat?

>>594596568
>>594599365

Stupid Irish.
Love, Britain.

>>594599081
top kek

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>>594598511

>>594599327
There was a german migration into Russia sometime during the enlightenment era. Most moved to Siberia or the "stahns," could be a reference to their decendants still living working their, idk

I love this thread

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>>594599477
Don't make us blow up another English city, this time we might pick one you actually care about.

Antarctica

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>>594597676
>The French, Why ?

>>594600060

>showing yourself to be on the same level as a muslim

Don't worry Ireland, maybe you'll be a real country some day.

>>594600060
Autistic internet tough guy detected
>Being this edgy

america is like the overweight gigantor kid in high school, everybody makes fun of his obvious retardation well at the same time avoiding him at all cost. he shows up well youre playing football with red pasta stains on his cloths and face and just start playing on a random team, then when you tell him to fuck off he cries and storms off. weeks later you'll be standing at your locker and america out of nowhere will charge you with tard strength crushing bones and blurring vision. when its all said and done you have to go apologize to america because you hurt his feelings

>>594596830
i remember when it happened , it was actually idea of a polish guy , sweds wanted to dump it to hell but then polish businessman "no no , ill sell this to rednecks"

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>>594600060
No one died and we got a new next

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>>594600449

>>594600377
That is actually really accurate
>Nice dubs m8

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>>594600291
>>594600477

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>>594600060
It isn't 1995, son. Irish "republicans" gave up their guns, surrendered and swore allegiance to Britain. Martin McGuinness even stands for God Save the Queen and attends banquets at Windsor Castle.

We won. You lost. So don't get uppity or we'll have to start killing taigs again - and you remember how that went.

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>>594600781
canadafag here
laughed my ass off

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The feels

>>594601275

Fuck off Frenchie.

>>594597676
hahahah fucking 99% englanders are like this , you just forgot to make that beer guiness

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>>594597773
That's New Zealand you dumb fuck, you're at the back because you don't know shit about the world.

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>>594601382
Dont be mean they got enough troubles

>>594597600
Are you kidding they looooove britain

>>594597773
That's New Zeland, idiot

>>594601275
and now they are both filled with fucking kabobs

>>594597676
>the countryside.jpeg

>>594601275
>Forgetting the germanic invasions the revolutionized both countries
Did you get ur education in the us

>>594601970
this

>>594595831
this is so inaccurate..

>>594601275
Friend...not really. We still hate you France. Go and have a wash.

>>594602617
No it isn't you jew

>>594596717
Damn, you control the destinies of so many people with that one click of your mouse.

>>594602617
fucking jew

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>>594602617

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>>594602617

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Kek

>>594602617
Because the rest of polanballs is literally 100% factual truths without generalisations, subtle satire or blatant pisstakes?

Besides, I believe that that picture is pretty accurate

>>594596519
why are there two australia balls?

>>594603900
>Racist detected

>>594604440
There arent, please insert coin to try again

>>594604440
the other one is new Zealand
if that wasnt a joke

>>594604527
Jew detected

>>594598216
maybe the us government doesnt but many us citizens dont like British culture or their form of government and fuck the queen and royalty business

>>594600377
Actually America is the principal

>>594604527
I doubt I am a racist. I just enjoy satire

If you had spent your time getting an education rather than fellating your father for pocket money then maybe you would also appreciate wit a bit better

>>594604718
[spoiler]I'm a kiwi[/spoiler]

>>594604935
We've essentially the same form of government you do. A lot of Bongs are republicans and have no time for royalty. As for our culture, is it because we have actually got one, is that the problem?

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>>594596191

>>594605666
Trips speak the fucking truth mate

>>594605666
fucking kek
also trips checked satan

>>594605992
one of my favourites

kippis!

>>594595831
>countryball
Are you retarded newfag?

>>594605992
why is there polan?

>>594605438
i love belgium saying both fantastisch en tres bien

eurocrisis ones are the best

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>>594606349

>>594606349
Should have Scotland on Britain's leash, then Britain on America leash.

>>594606291
kurwa is of fun purposes i guessings

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>>594606535
fuck off 9fag

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>>594606535
Muslims win > France surrender

>>594604440
New zealand fuck tard

>>594605803
>we have a culture
>is that the problem?

Burn, shots fired, yowzer and other similar phrases.

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>>594597807
>texas has its own ball
feels good to be so great

>>594606979
there are penguins in Canada?

>>594606740
>1939

fucks sake...lrn 2 hstry m8

>>594606419
fuckin jews

>>594605803
British parliamentary system is nothing like the united states

usa has a constitution with checks and balances and declaration of moving out bc you suck so bad

as per the culture your probably right, if its not sexy and doesnt explode then its not relevant in the us but i would say thats the medias fault which is at play for both britian and us

>>594607160
In zoos, yes.

>>594602617
go home JIDF nobody likes you

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>>594602617

CANADA IS IRRELEVANT.

Need more belgiumball here

>>594597470
france also don't hates the britain, just the british.

>>594606719
>implying they dont just steal their pics from here
>implying it belongs to them because they put their watermark on it
>implying you are not an idiot

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>>594602617

>>594607438
I think that you will find that the government systems are runa long exactly the same lines:

The rich corporate elite pay buy elections for their chosen party and is rewarded in turn with government favours, grants and lucrative deals. There are semi regular pantomimes where the people are led to believe that their voice matters and finally there are figureheads for the people to cheer or jeer as they seem fit.

Long live the free

>>594608266

France doesn't matter, the whole world hates France.

uk has a constitution, just not in a continental/american form (big imporant book titled constitution)

>>594607438
>British parliamentary system is nothing like the united states
The American system takes a lot from the British system, we just do it better.

>usa has a constitution with checks and balances
The UK has a constitution, which shows how little you know. We don't have a single document written constitution like America does, we have a culmination of documents, like the Magna Carta, which build up a changeable, reformable constitution with the people of the nation its heart.

A written constitution is actually widely believed to be a negative thing, which is why we don't have one. It is better to have a dynamic, changeable collection of laws and documents which makeup an unwritten constitution.

As for out culture, where do you think you got yours from? I'm not sure if you realise, but your culture is a collection shit you inherited from us, just like your political system. From Liberalism and Capitalism, both born in Britain.

But Americans are brainwashed to think that they're the most free country and some kind of bastion of modern thinking when in reality all of the values and beliefs you think are American inventions come from Europe, mostly Britain.

Go pledge allegiance to a flag, faggot.

>>594598511
Fucking Quebec