Hey /b/. I just stole 6K from my shitty job and they don't even know it was me, I'll probably even still show up to work on Friday (tomorrow) undetected as fuck. I am entirely confident they don't know it was me.
I work at a shitty fast food place.
> Work at Mcdicks
> Yes, Mcdicks actually makes 6K a day where I live.
> Borrow my stoner's friends' car while he is high as fuck
> Park in back where the door leading to the stock area is.
> Wait for an employee to come out
> Sneak my way inside, mask on
> I navigate my way to the office
> Pretty close to the backdoor
> Two security bags of cash laying on the desk in the office, unguarded
> I assume the shift manager is in the bathroom
> Whatever man.
> Grab both bags, open them, see tracers in them
> Nope, take them out
> Hide both bags in my thin as fuck hoody
> Sneak the fuck out undetected
> I even had a gun but no need
> No one saw me.
> i'll have a hard time concealing a smile when I hear these dumb asses talk about this tomorrow
I literally can't believe I didn't see anyone from the backdoor, all the way to the office
Also ask me anything.
... so you posted the mask, there were likely security cameras filming this shit, and McDonald's corporate will know when a fucking franchise of theirs is suddenly missing 6K.
All it's going to take now are people emailing a corporate "contact us" link, or shit even a customer care one, and saying "Hey one of your US franchises just reported a 6K robbery and there's a guy who didn't work that day and was scheduled for the 23rd who did it. Here's the pic he posted and his admission of guilt."
Why do people love to brag about stupid shit like this and think they won't be caught?
6k is a lot when I was in and out within a minute
I work there and the "cameras" we have are mock cameras lol.
Xbox one ($500), 2 Sony Vaios ($700ea) Vizio 4K UHD 54 inch TV ($1200) So not exactly 4K but 3.1K
McDonald's are commonly franchised out to individual owners. That's why you can't put in for a transfer from one MCdicks to another at most places. Since they are franchised to individual owners Mcdonald's as a Corporation has no responsibility to insure the money earned from their licensee.
So in short, the owner of this Mcdonald's will likely be made to pay a portion of that money back to McDonald's corporation. Not sure how it works exactly but I think a portion of what the store owner makes, goes to the corporation, so he'll have to pay that portion back to them.
>Broke nigga working at Maccas
>Store gets robbed
>Dumb fuck employee suddenly has $4000 in brand new tech
Couldnt wait even a month to flash the cash? You are going to get caught because you're a stupid motherfucker.
Shut the fuck up nigger fuck. You are a sack of shit. This is anonymous shit, not bragging. Fuck your life for not recognizing this great achievement, Op fucking stole a negligible fraction of a corporate giant's money, a fraction that will make him able to buy many great things, while McDonald's will not feel anything and will continue to profit off of killing Americans...
If op isn't fucking lying.
Already had PS4, and a decent gaming rig.
My steam library is fairly full.
My rig is i7 4770 8 core CPU and Geforce GTX 760, that's the short hand version I don't want to get too much into details on it
I'm not telling anyone that I work with/know. Also right now they are hidden at my stoner friend's house that is always high. So if they find the stuff, they'll think this guy robbed Mcdicks and he'll have no idea what's going on because he is a piece of shit stoner
...All though if that happened I have enough dignity to confess so he wouldn't spend 10+ years in prison for a crime he didn't commit.
No, I'm white. Not mixed, both parents were white
I robbed them a month ago...posting on here because people don't seem to be talking of this crime much so I figured this was a good time to post
It's been a month, I'm not a dumb shit
>...All though if that happened I have enough dignity to confess so he wouldn't spend 10+ years in prison for a crime he didn't commit.
Could be a great career move for him. He could escape to the Los Angeles underground, and survive as a soldier of fortune.
Bull shit op your the kind of pussy that would let your "friend" goto jail. Your gonna get cough anyway.. and what a waste of money.. sorry mate your just to stupid to get away with it
By returning... To the scene of the crime... And faking surprise: "hay, who would done did that shit?"...
Real criminals don't "shit where they eat". (Literally, for the extra joke)
you dumb shit, now you're really screwed
>mfw you get caught tomorrow
you have to go in otherwise you blow your cover dumbass... you gotta go in for like one more week then its safe to quit i think. and dont spend that shit for a fucking while. under the fucking mattress
This. All someone has to do is send this thread to Maccas Corporate, they'll find out which store got robbed of 6k and then they'll figure out which employee it was quick enough.
Went to work one day. Shop Locked by Cops. Boss had cleaned out the bank and skipped town, one step ahead of the cops. Cops told us we could get in line behind everyone else he owed money to. We went back and broke in to the shop and cleaned it out. Tools, supplies, everything...gone. The banks could fight over the 'assets' but the workers got freakin' PAID.
you done fucked up this time, last time you took 23k, your need to up your game.
Well at least you learnt from all the holes poked in your story the last time you posted this fantasy.
I'm at my stoner friend's house, using his table while he is high as fuck.
Gonna leave the money here too, just in case i am tracked so he can go down for it and get a mugshot while he is high.
I agree. Could have used that money more wisely and this is probably why you work at McDonalds in the first place. You buy stupid shit whenever you get money and you have no talents or skills that would warrant you a nice job, therefore you have to work a shitty job and steal. OP is a fucking parasite poorfag and always will be.
>tfw you'll always be a pleb
lel u dumb as fuck op, mcdonalds and any other big franchise work closely with private investigators and work theft/fraud agencies, they'll probably start spying on every worker and find out its you
>work at gap
>used 3 different credit cards with my employee card
>get a call from an investigation wanting to meet with me to talk about that
Thats wierd, I saw the same lame ass thread last week, and the week before. Why put the same fucking copypasta on /b/? I sincerely hope you kill yourself.
When your 6k is gone, then what? If by chance you don't get caught, which you probably will because you're a moronic nigger bragging about your crimes, then what? You're going to go back to making $7.25/hour slaving away for fucking minimum wage because you're too stupid to do anything else. Do you think I really care that a thief has more money in his hands then I do? Drug dealers make probably 100k/year but does that mean I want to be one? No. Because I'm not a piece of shit like you; I work for my money. And that work brings in far more than your minimum wage ;p;