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this brave brave trans robosapien gendersideways has the courage to post pictures of zirself and all you fucking cockweilding rape apolgists want to do is touch your disgusting dicks or oppress her for not being in your standards I am a cis-hating demisexual quasi-womynesque genderfluid trans-hippokin that is triggered by the color orange and I cant stand for this penis oppression YOU FUCKFACES
I come here to be among the filth like me. The misogynists, the pedophiles, the transsexuals, the irreligious, the gays, the bi's, the racists, the otakus (and by that, I refer to the dakimakura-owning, waifu-loving dirt of society with posters of 2D anime girls all over the walls. The guy who spends all his money on a better computer and multiple anime figures to litter his walls and shelves).
I do not come here to listen to how and your girlfriend had a tiff and you want help getting back together. I do not come here to listen to your preaching about how easy it is to lead a normal life. I do not come here to AIM or MSN or otherwise 'chat' with you. I do not come here to listen to your disgusting drivel about how you spend time everyday watching anime with your girlfriend and need a recommendation for another.
If I wanted any of that shit, I'd go to gaiaonline, or myspace, or facebook.
No, I come here to look at pathetic losers post their fantasies about dating their 2D lover. I come here to see pedophiles exchange erotica involving underaged minors. I come here to watch stormfront refugees fabricate various 'evidence' about how other races are inferior to whites. I come here to view the tips and stories given by crackheads addicted to oxy. I come here to revel in the dirt of humanity so that I can feel at home.
I've already done as best as I possibly can to filter shit out. I've got the 4chan filter, I can hide individual posts, I can hide threads, and various other annoyances taken care of, but it doesn't help nowadays. If I wanted normal, I'd go somewhere else. But you do not understand this desire, and so will respond with "LUL4CHANIZSECRETBASE" or some other nonsense rather than actually argue for your staying here.
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.
Can we have a civil discussion on how console gamers are the laughing stock of the gaming world?
Go on psn or Xbox Live and every profile belongs to some spastic redditor autist with either a dudebro with a gun or a little cartoon girl as their avatar. Half of them idle in Call of duty while they shitpost in people's PM.
They're the most retarded fanbase as well, constantly obsessing with graphics and accepting sub-20 framerates . Just running overhyped games like infamous second son for validation among hip peers. Manchildren 100% every game just to strive to get pointless trophies and achievements, falling victim to the addictive jew mechanics that corporations put in to artificially prolong gameplay time.
They hype up on neofag and reddit and when the game gets out they suck its cock even if it's complete garbage. Did I mention that the majority of them are fat and unsightly SJW corporationist neckbeards as well?
Constantly they purchase shitty overhyped overpriced 8 hours cinematic interactive movies, which has led devs to say 'fuck it' towards making gameplay or optimizing since the consoletards want movies and are okay with ultra cinematic silky smooth 18fps.
And what games do they have? May I remind you that console's GOTY was The Last of Us? FUCKING THE LAST OF US! All of their other games are also fucking short linear movies and retarded weeb slashers with terrible writing. It makes me proud that "generation defining game artists" such as a slant eyed gook, another cross eyed gook and another smelly sweaty manlet gook know to steer clear of the PC master race.
Well psychologically it's a direct result of empathy, and how that interacts with our feelings about shame. We don't really understand empathy per se, but studies show there's a spectrum we all fall on , one side being sympathy and the other being revulsion. For example, lets take any of the posts here showing people humiliating themselves. There are those who will feel sorry for the people involved and those who will recoil, or cringe. remember this is specific to empathy in relation to things that elicit shame: obesity, social awkwardness, promiscuity, etc
You might wonder, then, what causes that divide . Essentially it's about how well you relate to the subject of said empathy. If you can't imagine yourself in their position then you'll most likely feel sympathy. However, if you can imagine yourself in a similar situation, or it reminds you of something you did, you'll feel disgust or cringe. You instinctive feel the need to disconnect, to distance yourself. In real life settings, this is actually one of the leading psychological factors behind bullying and cruelty to fellow man.
>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure. Most women cannot >Dolphins secrete a substance that dramatically shortens your refractory period as long as your dick remains in her vagina. Women cannot >Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can, and not only can, but they enjoy doing it >Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin. A women will hate you if you fuck another women >Dolphins don’t mind if you cum inside either. She won’t force you to pay child support for 18 years like a women. She can’t even get pregnant >Dolphins won’t leave you for another dolphin with more shekels. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women >If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a 140 pound bitch who won’t scare anyone >Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of shekels on them >Dolphins give it up easily >Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men >Dolphins do not organize Dolphinwalks >You can ride a dolphin through the ocean >Dolphins are more intelligent then women
Dolphins are clearly superior to any human woman of any race.
So why haven't you fucked a dolphin yet, /b/?
Pic related, Dolphin pussy just begging to be fucked by a superior species
dont steal my insults i did it first i patented the word faggot it is not acceptable that you have the calibre to invigorate such an unnecessary display of flagrant erratic behaviour in which you invoked the futile attempt of copying my insults MY INSULTS I PAINTED AT THE AMERICAN EMBASSY OF BANGLADESH U SCUM I WILL HAVE UR EYES PEEELED FROM YOUR SKIN BERAIN YOU SEIK SHEIKH I BET U BELIEVE IN ROMAN GODS YOU PAGAN WORSHIPPING EVIL HEATHEN GO TO HELL
Hey I just saw you on the front page of 4chan and I know a lot of guys are going to pounce on me for this but you really shouldn't come to this site and if you do especially not /b/. I only read some of the comments and it looks like you are taking it well but sometimes people post really bad stuff on here and I don't think you are ready for it. They are probably going to try to make you show your breasts (write stuff like Tits or GTFO) or something like that or post violent pics. Some people on here even joke about incest. I don't want to come off as lecturing you but I just don't know why you came here. Did some white guy you are dating tell you to come to this site? He probably thought it would be funny to see your reaction when people start posting things that you can't handle. I hope you take my advice, I don't really know what else to say except you might want to try /int/ that is usually where people go to talk to people from other countries. I'm not just doing this because you are so pretty or something like that, I realize you are thousands of miles away and there isn't much of a chance that we could ever meet each other. I just want you to know that you deserve better than this site and whatever creepy white guy sent you here, you should be with someone that respects you and doesn't put you in an awkward position like this. I like 4chan and I like /b/ but I just don't want to see you get hurt here.
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>my name is amana >born in china >born in poor family with too many children >had to sleep in a box fot the first few years of my life >one day, a man dragged me out of my box >been sold to america >been locked in a trans-atlantic-container >almost nothing to eat for a week >had no home, no job, no family, no further education >for the first time of my life, i see ny >been sold to a man, dealing with my kind of people >a black man buys my body >gets me out of there >takes me to his home >first time in life had a real place to be, since leaving china >his name is raul >developing feelings for him >try to do anything to please him >be very thankful for home and a live without violence and prostitution >some day he starts requesting weird thins from me >"you have always been doing this" >wants my body almost 4 times a day >starts let his friends using me >again and again >always uses me when he is drunk >starts hitting me, because i sleep all the day >always stuffs weird things upper my rear end >last night he stuffed half a chicken into me >shouting "come on give it do me you damn thing" >always calls me thing >"faster god damn, i want my chicken ready!" >his friends are watching >burst into tears >raul is real >i am a microwave
Naruto is all about terrible characters and plot holes you can drive a truck through. The action after the early chapters feels like it comes down to ass pulls. And it isn't psychological enough to hold my attention without good characterization, plot, or action. While the setting was initially of some interest, particularly the strange combinations of semi-modern technology and feudal type living, hard work vs ultimate mary sues, emofaggotry vs mass ressurrections, LOLILLUSIONS vs everything else, Sasuke vs Armadillo, etc etc
Naruto hyperventilated and collapsed while crying at the thought of Sasuke needing to be stopped. Remember, Naruto had successfully handled his mentor being killed, his village being nuked, and his mother-figure being put in a coma; he even forgave the guy responsible. But the mere thought of having to take Sasuke behind the shed has him collapsing in a panicked pile of childish immaturity. Naruto, ladies and gentlemen: the biggest disgrace of a shonen protagonist ever.
That's why Naruto is being scared of earthquakes and twisting his ankle, all this after going SSJ. He's so incredibly retarded thjat he spent an entire volume counting the fauna and flora and researching armadillo penises in the middle of the biggest "war" (and I use this term loosely) to date.
Seriously, why the fuck did we spent the last 50 chapters of Naruto with filler fights and rehashed melodrama about characters we don't give a fuck about and which we'll never even see again?
1. Started off ripping off Hunter x Hunter. Zabuza was a tolerable arc and things went well until the Chuunin Exams. Shit went downhill FAST. Part I was generic shounen, and I've seen this better elsewhere, but still had a few sparse good moments, part II is a total mess. Battle manga does not go well with bad characters, emofaggotry and plot armor.
2. Kishi can't draw for shit. Every female and DAT MANFACE.
4. Naruto is a fucking retard. The chick with the big rack says she loves him, he brushes her off. The DFC he's been lusting after from the beginning says she loves him, he brushes her off. A black-haired whiny emo faggot tries to kill him time and time and time again, he runs after him time and time and time again.
5. Sasuke is the worst thing to happen to this series. He goes emo about his brother killing his family, he kills his brother for revenge, he finds out his brother had a damn good reason for killing his family and loved Konoha, so in respect of all that he swears to destroy Konoha COMPLETELY GOING AGAINST HIS BELOVED BROTHER'S FINAL WISH.
Sasuke has to be the worst character in all of shonen. his motivations make absolutely no sense. he's completely unlikable. he has no personality. he's horribly emo. he's not the furthest thing to being someone awesome enough to be gay for like griffith. he's just a pile of shit that won't go away because landwhales and little children keep voting him first in popularity polls.
And Naruto is a fucking idiot. Well beyond the retard of Ichigo and Luffy. All you have to do is read from his confrontation of Nagato to his meeting with Sasuke. "Why should I believe anything you say when everything is just connected by hatred blah blah" "HURR DURR DERP TRUST ME I WILL FIND A WAY TO BREAK THE CYCLE OF HATRED" "LOL OK" "You're either going to be the man who's going to kill me or be killed by me" "LOL I WON'T KILL YOU OR BE KILLED BY YOU MY ANSWER IS...." next chapter "SASUKE ME AND YOU ARE GOING TO DIE TOGETHER" “If you go to this war everyone’s efforts to protect you will be in vain and everyone might die because of your idiocy” “LOL I’LL GO” “And do what?” “I DON’T KNOW HURR”
Look here fuckwad, I'm only doing this once so be smart and read this carefully: open relationships serve women because they have the security provided by having a boyfriend with none of the restraints. As a man you have to compete with other men to get mates, whereas that bitch can freely shop. How many chicks would you fuck if you knew they'd just give it up? A fucking lot. Women have that ability all the time, because even men who are way better looking would gladly fuck chicks who don't seem like they would take a lot of work. The reason monogamy is thought of as patriarchal because it oppresses women's ability to freely shop the man market while having security. This is also why women cheat on men, because they are used to the idea of being able to freely select from a lottery of men who would fuck them. Without monogamy, women lose their value. Tell her it's cool, fuck her, do your regular shit, but don't date her in the classical sense. Treat her like some worthless fuck buddy, don't take her out, don't buy her shit, don't pay for dates, nothing. Because her value for those things was her commitment to you. If you want to be in an open relationship with a woman as a man, you're a fucking dipshit. Women who can honor their commitments and have some sense of loyalty are the only good ones, and those you can invest in. If she wants to fuck around on you then treat her like a fuckdoll, and make no efforts to go out of your way to please her in any facet but sexually. If you only become an object of sexual desire and become undesirable in every other facet of your relationship you win. If you do anything else excluding just breaking it off with this manipulative cunt, you're a fuckwad. You're welcome.
I'm 21 and a kissless virgin and no girls on /soc/ seem to find me attractive. What is wrong with my face? Why can't I attract girls?
I was recently diagnosed with OCD and major depressive disorder as well as bdd with psychotic symptoms and I don't know how to fucking deal with life anymore. I used to enjoy life and had interests and hobbies and was happy until I found out nobody wanted me..
/soc/ made me insane and suicidal and I just want help. I have a mental illness and cannot stop posting. Please just help me out of kindness so I can live my life again.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout the night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor.
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
/b/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during mastubation.
Trap...Every time I see a trap thread, I just shake my head and laugh.You severely damaged losers are literally the Bronies of /b/. You know, that sub-group of 4chan kids who obsess over the preschool girl show My Little Pony? You probably don't know since all of you pathetic losers are far too busy fapping to cross dressers.
Why on earth would a group of you no-lives cling heavily to something as sad as this? Is there some sort of mental sickness in you guys? Did you not have a childhood? Do you not have a grasp on reality? How can you allow yourselves to deteriorate to this? At first, I figured it was one lonely kid making these threads and bumping all day while crying in the basement for being such a useless waste of life... but then, I realized this isn't one kid doing this. There are at least fifteen of you in these threads that are getting hard over men(you think they're women with cocks, but the sane know this is genetically impossible.). There isn't any doubt that all of you autists are fat, out of shape, and friendless.
Is that the thrill you kids get from these threads? Is it the fact that you can laugh and sing and can't even get off of your bed to empty out your piss bottle? Do you not realize that this board doesn't exist for you and your sick fetish? If not, then WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FIXATION? I'm speaking for /b/ as a whole, and possibly, your families as well. Just stop. This isn't healthy. Stop now and try to live a regular life. How embarrassed must your family feel when they have to explain to your aunt and uncle that you want to spend you life fapping to fucking men you force yourself to believe are women?
Just stop already. Quit with the silly threads. OP, delete this thread. Kids, clear your browser history and delete all the files you have of this bullshit.
I am telling you this because I am empathetic and I care. Please listen to me.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
You are messing with Wrong guy Asshole, You dont know me yet Motherfucker you are just a claw in my eyes. You cheap mentality, bastard bloody Lower class I don't think you deserve to be on 4chan, Shame on you just go die some where. Believe me If I had a chainsaw and you were in front of me I would have cut you in two pieces. And I would constantly keep killing you till Maggots have crawled on your body. Many of the newfags like you don't even understand the /b/ & start bitching with guy like me. fan of Death from when I was ten years old. And you want to hurt me I mean common u can't do that lol??? But I know why you want to hurt me cause you are not your self, cause you don't have the power to mess with me Atleast I believe in Me cause for sure I have the power to kill a kid like you. common Nigga any of the Real oldfags fan can kill you. You are particularly too weak in your words I don't even have to pick a sword to kill you, I can kill you with only my words. Cause Words can be Broken, So can be your Bone. Next time you Ever Abuse anyone you'll surely remember Me. In Memory of Ripping you Apart, son of a Whore.
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