I love her so much I don't know what to do. /b/ is the

I need help.

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>>593578929
How to faggots end up like that, seriously

I'm literally going fucking crazy. Yes, it's the real me posting.

>>593578929

still mad Sophie turned you down m8?

I have my name and address sewn on to my jacket sleeve. Yes, it's the real me posting.

>>593579371
Sophie?

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>>593579353
Even hover hands on a piece of shit cartoon. I hope this guy kills himself

>>593578929
Dude this is 4chan not faggotsmeet.com

You just don't know what it's like to be madly in love with a 2d grill. She's all I think about. I need serious help. My obsession started a couple months ago.

>>593579654
Get mental help.

>>593579708
Completely honest, I've been considering seeing a counselor. It's just so intense at this point and a year ago I had no idea I would be so in love with someone who I hate to say isn't real. But is she real? Am I this delusional?

>>593578929
Sweet emachine. Confirmed haxter called Anomolous.

There is a good chance I will an hero by the end of the month because of her. /a/ is no help at all.

>>593580079
Make sure you do it live

>>593580079
>There is a good chance I will an hero by the end of the month
good
go ahead

>>593579869
Pic with timestamp that it's you then i'll help

It just gets really ridiculous when you're in love with a 2d girl. I literally cry myself to sleep every night thinking about her. I see these get reposted in cringe threads constantly, and I wonder what's so cringy about love. It's only love. I am deeply in love with Mio. You don't have to understand, it's between me and her.

I've just heard so many people assume that they are fake pictures, trolls, etc and I can assure you that's not the case. I just don't know how I can say it.

>>593580227
I haven't slept or showered in days because of my depression and devotion to Mio, but I can definitely post a timestamp of the eMachines PC. It's just extremely hard to describe my fascination and infatuation with Mio. It just gets mistaken as act too often.

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>>593578929
>Inb4 b8

>>593580469
Nick, honey, attention whoring /b/ won't make you a real celebrity, just look at Boxxy and where she is now

also, did you guys know Charles Manson was about to release an album for Capitol Records and could probably have been a famous singer instead of just before going all psychopath and shit?
Strange how fate works uh?

>>593580701
timestamp of the emachines pc & the clothes in your dp picture and it's okay for me

>inanimate object
>reciprocation of feelings
>topkek

>>593580943
I don't want to be a celebrity. I'm just trying to survive a sad reality. I take it you haven't had a waifu crisis in your life before.

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>>593580946
I just don't know what to do with my life anymore except think about her.

This is a cry for help.

>>593581583
Take care of yourself, get a haircut, seriously, find a real girl who will replace this one

more dubs

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>>593581583
your waifu is shit
kyoko is way better

>>593582008
"real"
But anon, she is real. Atleast to me she is. Just take into consideration that you're talking to a person who makes out with his computer monitor nightly. As cringy as it may seem, it is my reality. I have no friends, I have no life, I have no job. I'm pretty much a weeaboo neet who regularly jizzes over my waifu. I don't want /b/ to be my personal counselor but sometimes I feel the need to vent about things like this. I'm a very troubled person.

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>>593582146

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>>593582235

dubs all dayyyy

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>>593578929

> sorry you must be this new to ride this ride anon

this is now a dubs thread

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>>593581583
fuck that bitch, she'll never love you or kiss you or fuck you like a real woman would

dubs > this bullshit

Hi Nicholas!
Advise from a femanon: you really have potential, you can be goodlooking, you're pretty cute and I think you're a nice person, all things a girl is wishing for! just be more sure of yourself, get out & find yourself a great girl

I really wish the best for you

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>>593582291
>>593582477
fuck you 3D thing

all you care his look. you did not even took 1 second to know mroe about personality.

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>>593581583
why do you still have that 90's shit computer?

>>593582219
you have to accept she isn't real bro, but there's plenty of girls out there who are cute too... start by befriending one

It's just unbelievable how many people judge and can't understand the concept of waifu. The feeling of love, the sudden rush of emotion through your entire body. I could literally write about it all day.

My daily activities have been reduced to laying in bed and thinking about her 75% of the entire day. From the moment I wake up, to the moment I fall asleep. I think about Mio constantly. Not even a "real" girl has impacted me on a psychological level.

It's just extremely hard to describe it to people who don't know themselves. I personally never would have thought I'd be where I am today as far as my interest in my waifu goes. She's my everything. Probably the saddest part is that /b/ out of all places is where I choose to vent and express my love for her. That's why I'm getting a counselor soon.

>>593578929
cringe from the 90's

>>593582602
fuck you, I'm just trying to give him confidence

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>>593581583
Show sexy pics of ur penis pls

>>593582629
>implying it's my main computer
It's old enough to be different from anything today and that's why I have it along with atleast 15 others, followed by an entire 1980-1995 video editing studio and hundreds of cameras, tape players, etc from 1980 - 2000.

I'm posting off of Windows 7 right now.

>>593582477
>implying I can take legitimate advice from a 3D girl
>mysides.bmp

>>593582817
all you are doing is tellin him look is the only thing

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>>593582817
>Being a White Knight on /b/.

>Or a White Dawn.

Livestream an hero.

>>593578929
this is like ancient internet history, many many eras and eons ago, this is some web 0.9a level shit

>>593582817
are you for real? this guy is just a troll faggot

>>593582962
you are just rude I really wanted to help you

>>593582629
>>593582629
this

>>593581583
so you must be rich now right? frugal nerd? on the computer all the time but havent spent a dime on computer in decades

>>593583086
see>>593582962

>>593582990
>>593583002
>>593583033
fuck you guys I was just trying to fuck with him fuck is this what /b/ has come to

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>>593583076
>>593583076

>>593582417
lol @ this

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>>593583215
Trolling as a white knight is still posting as a white knight.

Did you forget where you were?

>>593583215
tits or gtfo
you know the rules

The main barrier between me and my girl is being constantly accused as a troll or a fake. The best part is that I myself don't have to worry about that because I know who I am and what I believe, but when I try to let others know about my fantasies, that's the main problem.

I really don't know how I can say it though, once again I'm 100% legitimate and not a troll. There's really no other way to say or confirm it other than my words. Maybe my dedication should be an indicator?

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>>593582962
fucking wierdo

>>593583336
this is what we did at old /b/ all the time, fucking people over
perfect opportunity ruined

>>593583374
not realising she is a he playing a girl
kek

>>593583375
just fucking die already scum

also stream

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>>593583450
Mhm.

Right.

Yeah.

We did do that didn't we?

We would wait for people, to post on our secret club's board, and ruin their lives for fun.

I do remember.

We made people commit sudoku, FBs were deleted, [damage control], potato girl, I remember a lot of them.

This "target" is far from worthwhile.

Do you plan on raiding /mlp/ also?

>>593583375
you're not fooling anyone Nick, you're a bad troll, you're annoying and everybody can see the mental problems just by looking at your aspie face, all the guitars and the retro shit in the world can save you from your mediocrity
that's why you're alone
that's why you're still living with mommy
that's why spode didn't let you suck his dick

>>593582718
Different anon here, but you need to get your shit back on track, use your waifu as an aid to that.
As much as you dont want to, you have to live in this world, deal with its shit, and you're not going to be with Mio except through a computer screen, which isnt a viable life choice. However you can use it to improve yourself, think what kind of person your waifu would want you to be and aim for it, work towards those goals each day and deal with the shit life throws at you like its for her. Maybe one day youll see a 3d grill who's got your waifus personality or looks, and youre gonna want a good chance of bagging that, cause youll be even happier than you are now.
tldr use your waifu as a means to improve your life, also do go for counselling, it the only guilt free way you can get shit off your chest m8

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>>593583375
But she isn't even best girl

>>593583723
it's just nice to have the old days back sometimes bro, or almost

>>593582962
you had a girl replying to you and you beta out kek

>>593583726
Once again, the typical "troll" comment shows up. I'm at the point where I don't really mind anymore because it's now nothing but a stock phrase. As for "spode" I'm not sure what you mean.

>>593583760
Very good advice, anon. I can work to a better place in life for her. I can get a job and improve my life for Mio. As for a 3D girl, you're correct that the only one I'd be interested in would be one with my waifu's looks/personality. That would be fantastic. I have goals, I just don't know how to tackle them. Working out and getting ripped is a first on the list along with getting a job. Thanks, anon.

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>>593583375
Keep the dream alive nick.

>>593584154
fucktard lol you'll be alone all your life

ugly fuck

>>593583375
Timepstamp with your face, you better delivar

Now the help I need would be how to "confirm myself" as someone who's actually dedicated and devoted to their waifu rather than a troll.

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>>593583916
old /b/
new /b/

It's all shit.

The only difference is now /b/ is more akin to a NSFW facebook. There are threads about Facebook fagging, chain messages, we still have /soc/ related threads, we still have /adv/ related threads, we still have /mlp/ related threads.

Only reason /a/ related threads are tolerated is because /b/ is the NSFW anime board.

Well it was. Now it's normalfag central.

Want a taste of old /b/?

Scour through twitch, find a random nobody that has no viewers, and bring in /b/.

>>593584400
what dis anon says

>>593584510
>>593584400
the post in
>>593581583
should be enough to tell it's the guy himself

>>593584411
you cant even do this today.
thread get deleted and everyone banned for 2 weeks

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>>593584154
You know if you want to real talk, we can real talk.
Assuming you are not baiting everyone horribly and you are honestly in love with a fictional character then do not drag other people into your delusions.
It is like the argument of if tulpas are real or not, they have their own consciousness but truly don't exist outside of your perception. Think of Mio as a tulpa to you.
If you love Mio then that is all you will need to be happy, you don't need to continuously attempt to force people to understand what you feel.
When you post about people not understanding your love you just sound like an angsty attention whore.

>>593584154
Taking the first set of steps towards your goals are always daunting anon, talking to a counseller on how to start tackling your goals will help, if youre looking to get ripped look up and start paleo diet and intermittent fasting, start some light bodybuilding, best way to reveal muscles is through your diet and daily excercise. otherwise good luck and try to keep your waifus reactins to your progress, happiness in mind when your doing these things.

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>>593584742
Beautiful.

Fucking beautiful.

You can always try omegle fishing.

I think it is time for you to hit the bleach, son!

>>593584948
Good advice, but you see, when I like something I like to tell the whole world about it. I've been that way since I was very young. Why did I choose /b/ to unload on? 4chan was originally intended for anime discussion and this topic probably wouldn't bee too appropriate for /a/, and /b/ is the heart of the site with the most people. It's not for attention in the least bit. I just simply want it known who I love.

She makes me very happy. I can't begin to say how genuine my love for her is. It's almost so genuine that it seems like trolling but once again I have really no other way to prove that I'm not trolling other than my pure dedication and devotion to her. You're right, maybe I shouldn't boast about my love for her so much. It's just a habit. It has been for ages. All I want is guidance.

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>>593578929
>iknowthatfeel.trz

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Enjoy you're thread Foxworth.

This unpopular Anon has to go to work.

Ja ne

Also:m I'm not sure if it's linked or anything but I do indeed have ADD, ADHD, and I'm manic. Just wanted to point that out, because there's a chance it could be linked.

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>>593586090
>Ja ne

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>>593585460
take a mio bodypillow, sew an onahole into it, take it to a con and fuck it right int he middle of the con floor, you cant be stopped by anything less than a security team, show the world your dedication to mio, also pound some mio energy before you do it, with pure mio running through your veins you will reach your pinnacle.

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>>593585460
Your argument is reasonable... kind of.
/b/ is the absolute worst place to have any kind of intelligent conversations. Everyone here is incredibly close minded and puts in effort to make you feel awful about yourself. So when you start a thread in /b/ you should know what you are getting yourself into.
Sure, you are informing people about your love but it is almost like you are just advertising yourself as a fool. It is not worth telling everyone on the internet about your love if they will not take it seriously. If you want to tell people, tell people who will listen to you genuinely and won't ridicule you to make them feel better about themselves.

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bumping for real talk

>>593586733
See, that's exactly what I was thinking in the beginning but as impulsive as I am I decided to go right to /b/ just because it's a place I frequent. I'm completely aware of the audience that /b/ attracts. Probably not the best place to post about important subjects like this but it's just not appropriate for any other board. I frequent /g/, /a/, and /vr/ pretty often. I guess I'm better off just finding another anime board with legitimate opinions on things like this.

>>593586702
I'd totally buy a body pillow of her if I could find one. Also, funny you say because I drink that stuff literally all day. I can drink my waifu, I can watch my waifu, and I can be in love with my waifu all at once.

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At least OP did find his waifu

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>>593587168
You could post on waifu threads on /a/.

>>593587578
Surprisingly /a/ is the only board that I frequent yet I hardly post on. I've posted in waifu threads but not too often.

OP, do your parents and/or close friends know about this weird obsession of yours

>>593588066
They do. It's sort of hard to "hide" it when you're blasting all the nichijou openings on huge speakers in the basement though. But there's nothing to hide. I'm completely open about it, there is nothing to be ashamed of when you have a waifu. It's not like a scat fetish.

>>593588300
how do they feel about this

>>593588372
Pretty neutral actually. They don't really think much of it at all

[spoiler] it's not like it's a depravity or anything [/spoiler]

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>>593587168
On the internet it really doesn't matter all that much but you should be cautious about how you act in real life. With your situation I would recommend using the mentality I have with anime, I watch it but I will never make that obvious in real life, I will only ever talk about anime with someone else I know who watches anime.
Do that but with your love for Mio, because only people who have experienced what you have will understand your feelings,a nd those are the only people who are worth talking with.

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>>593588300
Hyadain is a genius

>>593588685
True. I try not to force it down non-weeb throats.

>>593588769
This. I have it all on repeat for hours. Some of the best music I've ever listened to.

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>>593588769
>>593588929
I have ED 1 and OP 2 of Nichijou in my music playlist, and that should say a decent amount about it considering I try to avoid weeb songs like the plague in my playlist.
Nano is best girl btw.

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>>593584411
The fact you use the term "normalfag" unironically? Part of theproblem.

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This thread is either by someone who is severely mentally disturbed or a highly effective troll. Either way bravo. Keep it up m8.

>>593589480
I've got both OP's and ED1 along with all the character singles and the web radio singles on a playlist. Pretty much what I listen to all day aside from some 80s pop and other stuff. During the time I have the music on is when I think about Mio the most. It's just so emotional and adorable, especially Mio's voice.

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>>593589583

Also: If anyone's interested in keeping up on my waifu chronicles:

http://windowsmillenium2000.deviantart.com/

I re-opened it back up as a new account earlier tonight. This is only for people who are interested in seeing my photos with her, etc. Enjoy.

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>>593590174
Ed1 is right after One Night in Bangkok and right before Safety Dance for me. I giggle at the contrast whenever I don't shuffle.

>>593583333
lol at unchecked quads over an hour ago

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>>593590745
>everybody knows that having more than one waifu will ruin your laifu.

10/10 I giggled

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>>593584411
>Now it's normalfag central.
It has been since Chanology. Get over it faggot

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What the fuck is going on here Foxworth.

Trying a new approach?

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>>593590745
>2015
>not surrendering to the superiority of pony waifus
Pic related, it's me and my bitch.

>>593582629
Because the computer says "Never obsolete"

>>593590745

why windows millenuim when your computer is windows 95?

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>>593592434
What windows 95 PC says Windows ME on the front?

>>593581583
NEVER OBSOLETE