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Mr.Snap here, thread 404'd.
Just wait till you see what elle sent me
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please, go ahead
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Good, been waiting for the new post. Keep'em coming OP
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is there a way to get around the new snapchat lock out for using 3rd party aps?
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>>593114650
OPs back
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Lay it on us OP
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The deliverer has returned!
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>>593114878
Use third party programs snapchat doesnt really give 2 fucks. I have been using third party software since the begging of snapchat
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>>593114650
Don't you dare, we named you Mrsnapsnap, that is your name now. Now please post more titties sir.
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Let's see it
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Mr. Snap we meet again!
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This is the second coming. All hail mr snapfag
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>>593114650
Mr.snapsnaps
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>>593115189

yeah but now i've got two warnings asking me to stop using it, they locked me out and i had to change the password and they were like 'now don't do it again'
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Mrsnapsnap help me get back to the fapfap
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>>593115450
Dam, bad luck m8
Maybe try using other apps
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I'm getting on the Mr.Snapsnap train

Show me dem titties
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>>593115521
Why man...why
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>Mr snap
Did u just fucking watching resovoir dogs or some shit?
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OP will deliver.
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>>593115666
Fuck off Stan
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i've been warned 3 times, changed password 3 times, no worries
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>>593115666
>>593115521
>>593115398
>>593115241
>>593114650
New meme confirm?
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>>593115867
i got my account locked after like 5 times. had to make a new account
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OP is being a fag again
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>>593114650
Let's see elles titties
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>>593115398
agreed, Mrsnapsnaps
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Whores.

In Mr. Snapsnaps we trust.
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>>593114650
dis gon b gud
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when these girls ask me if im back in town, its cause school just got back in session from winter break.

This is what she responded to "You want to fuck?" with.

My reply is what i post next.
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i see, fair enough. Good luck Mr. Snapsnap
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>>593116285
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Mr. Snapsnaps better hurry up
Captcha: opmen
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Mr snapsnap needs our energy
Raise your hands for dem titties
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>>593115666
Holy shit I'm Satam
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>>593115980
Dank meme have arrived
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>>593116285
where dem titties at?
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>>593116337
da alpha snapsnaps
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All I want is dem titties
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>>593116337
Hurry the fuck up
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>>593116285
She looks like an E-Z D-Z
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>>593116285
You beter make this one work
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>>593116728
Don't rush the man, quality takes time.
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i think im gonna go and fuck her.

yep. Just decided.
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>>593117052
Ask for a close up of her pussy. Then go fuck her
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>>593117052
gawd dam
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>>593117052
This the blonde chick op?
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>>593117052
B-beautiful
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>>593117052

oh shit she sent me another
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>>593116955
>Copyright Rockstar
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>>593117180
Yep! thats elle
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>>593117052
>>593117154
I agree with 154. Ask for that pussy close up
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>>593117052
lets see dat ass. then go fuck her
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>>593117052
Ahhh yeah
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>>593117209
Upload that before my boner dies, please oh please Mr Snapfag
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>>593116795
>>593117052
Yup it's confirmed
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>>593117209
who is elle again and post dem oobies Mrsnapsnaps.
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>>593117312
U fucking legend make it whit face bro she cute as fk
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Got 10 more
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Op post a selfie I'm curious of what you look like due to the replies from these women.
Good work
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>>593117052
Does she not want a dick pic or were dick pics asked in the previous post?
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>>593117615
Holy fuck
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>>593114650

Are you attractive, OP?
This thread is really just depressing me.
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>>593117666
yeah i want to jerk it to you op
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>>593117709
Its ight maynnnnn
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>>593117709
College girls are sluts bro
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>>593117666
Satan wants a selfie, OP must obey
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>>593116285
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like she is crying hair?
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>>593117615
You aint me bitch!
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>>593117709
Then kill yourself
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>>593117615
Now you're just bragging. Don't be a fag and post them
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>>593117052
lets see some ass OP
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I want some pussy
>cries while jerkin it to naked pics
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>>593117971
holy shit shes perfect
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Got 9 more
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>>593117052
I missed the first thread, how does OP know these people? I need in
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>>593117971

She has no ass
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>>593118152
Just post
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>>593117666
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>>593118260

Through Snapchat. thats why he's Mr.Snapsnap
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>>593118292
Satan asking weird stuff
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>>593118152
Lol once again you aint me bitch!

>>593117316
For you bros

Figured i had to send her somethin lol no dick yet
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>>593117709
i see youtube vids of guy asking girls to kiss them or asking them for there number

Mfw if i tried that i could probably get pepper sprayed and thrown to jail for sexual harrasment
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>>593118388
No shit, but he got their names somewhere. Was it online, best friends, what?
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>>593118260
Sent " want to fuck " to ~50 snapwhores
Most didn't deliver
These did
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Mr. Snap here!

In case some of you were wondering what it takes to get this girls.

It's simple, pic related.
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>>593118490
Shit nigga
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>>593118490
Bruh u need some YHC HCL for that cut
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>>593118490
Well shit OP is buff af
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>>593118597

College friends, I'm not fuckin sure Im not OP
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>>593118617
Above fag is right. I followed the first thread
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>>593118636
time stamp
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>>593117709
I would say average. I just dont give a single fuck. Guess girls dig it. Im skinny too. Being in college helps too.
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>>593118636


We're going to need some prove then and only then will you be based.
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anymore titties Mr. Snapsnap thats why im here
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>>593118490
>i will never look like that
>tfw
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>>593118636
LOL whats with the faggots trying to be me?

Bitch sent me a close up of her titties. no puss yet
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>>593118783
>I just dont give a single fuck
h-how?
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>>593119082
Promise her 10" of man meat for a pussy shot. Then go show her cervix up close and personal what a pounding and cum drenching is.
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>>593119082
get her to bend over OP
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>>593118971
/fit/
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>>593119168
Many rejections over the years in high school. I guess i became a diff person when i hit college
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>>593119168
Just be yourself and dont give a shit about what people say about you.
Also dont be cringy learn how to dress
Im not Op
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>>593119411
Fuck that

Dump all pics then fuck bitches then post here

Profit
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>>593119082
I could fap to this.
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>>593119442
Same thing happened to me. But now I'm engaged to a woman that lets me do anything I want to her any time.
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>>593119682
that's the point
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>>593119568
Agreed and thank you.

Just assume no one is me unless i post a pic of the girls
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>>593119568
dont be cringey in general or just dont be cringey with dressing
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>>593119982
Both nigga
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>>593119982
Don't be cringey at all you faggot
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>>593119438
No offense to OP, but if you show them op's stomach and tell them he's shredded, they're going to laugh at you. But only for a second before they go back to jerking it to muscle bound men. (N-no homo)
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>>593120099
Dubs have spoken dont be cringy at all
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post their snapchat names plis
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>>593119982
>>593119568

Cringy=not getting the girls
Why?
Cuz you dress like you're blind and retarded
Dont dress like your blind and retarded
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>>593119082
Hey man, I love the pics and all but get your ass over there and fuck her. wtf is wrong with you? Why are you on the internet right now?
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>>593120133
>saying that on /b/
Who do you think you're talking to?
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post their snapchatssnames plsi
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>>593120262
What?? Plz explain
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>>593120262
>Cuz you dress like you're blind and retarded
you aint seen me nigga
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i forgot to respond to kasey and she just sent me this.
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>>593120273
This. Pussy>4chan
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>>593120216
nono when i say /fit/ i mean he needs to improve his physique I want to see him the ultimate alpha
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>>593120550
That's so hard to read
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>>593120411
>>593120455

Cringey dressing is like dressing without fashion sense. If you have fashion sense then youre good but if you dress cringey then girls dont want that.
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>>593120550
"Yes, that's was my offer."
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>>593120550
Nigga have like threesome some shit like dat
Where do u study USA. Or other place
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Op is a legend it seems
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>>593120550
tell her to get naked
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say their snapchatnames pliiis
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>>593120764
Thats what i said
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>>593119082
She hasnt responded to my reply to that pic, which was wheres the pussy.. if she wants it she will respond. Just waiting at this point
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>>593120262
I wear shorts and flipflops year round. I haven't cut my hair in a year.

I have 3 chicks in love with me right now.

It's more the personality and attitude than anything. It helps that I know how to use my cock and make pussy cum on it.
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>>593120550
is that supposed to be a rejection?
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Is it so hard for you people to flip through a fashion website like GQ.com or Askmen.com or motherfucking fashion magazines if that's what it takes?
It should be enough to just walk around the street and recognize who knows how to dress (then emulate them and make it your own) but if you just can't do it for christ's sake read something.

P.S.: Fashion sense grows better after you learn to like looking yourself in the mirror. When you put something on and think "Damn, I'm fine."
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>>593121033
Ur talking sht u beta sht
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>>593121033

Now is that LOVE or is that thirstiness?
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Enough of the fashion talk, more titties please.
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>>593117193
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>>593121332
This
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Cut4kellen is slutty
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>>593121332
I agree with this post 110%
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>>593121033
>"I have 3 chicks in love with me"
>"in love"
>"love"

Translation

>"I have three really good female friends who I believe really want me. Shame they don't put out because I'm the lovable but unfuckable type."
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>wasting time and money on "fashion" just so you can fuck some dumb whore that ultimately only wants your money
Dumbfucks.
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>>593121599
Kek
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>>593121272
Nope.
Sure, some bitches don't like my looks, but I do have a handsome face and a dry wit that coaxes smiles and laughs.

If a broad doesn't like who I am because of how I dress, they aren't worth my time anyway.

Never look like you're trying too hard. Never give a fuck what people think.
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What exactly is good dress/fashion then?
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>>593121645
Some one needs a hug

Not spending time/money on fashion now thats
sad
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>>593121772
Are you laughing because its true or because its not?
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>>593121980

Whatever the girl you like likes
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>>593121903
>coaxes smiles

I can't handle this shit
You just coaxed my sides into orbit
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>>593121645
'Tips fedora'
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>>593121980
Go to /fa/ not going to ruin this thread talking about fashion
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>>593122003
Because it is true
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>>593121903
I dont look like you look and yet ur wasting so much time to prove a point get the hell out of here
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>>593121994
>being a shallow fashionfuck
Now THAT's sad.

>>593122078
>wearing a fedora
Fashionfag.
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>>593122216

Knew it
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>>593121903
>Coaxes smiles

Alpha of alphas detected
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>>593121903
We said u shouldnt act cringe u should listen to that mate
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OP were are da nudes or did u leave us to fuk the bitches??
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>>593121599
Nope, fucking all 3.
I have a swing shift job schedule that works for me. Always have one of the three off and able to fuck. Always have an excuse to not be able to hook up too.

My ex crushed my heart and now I'm just fucking my way through life until the pain passes and I meet someone I actually want to be with.
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blah
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Thread derailed
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Question WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TITTIES AND PUSSIES

I came here for nudes bitch better deliver
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>>593121033
Lol'd at this faggot.

Im now gonna try and keep this thread ON TOPIC so here:
I sent a dick pic to a girl in the first picture which is -----bitch. names mackenzie
boner achieved
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>>593122135
Is /fa/ one of those boards that actually knows what they're talking about?
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>>593121645
3 chick guy here.
This.
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WHERES OP

fuck all this gay shit
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>>593122547
Melodramatic.
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Niggers tongue my anus
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>>593122631
holy fucking nice ass
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Since OP is no longer posting tits, I'll take up the torch with some random shit on my computer.

Man this thread went down fast.
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>>593122660
It the fashion board
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>>593122631
gah that ass
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>>593122631
Niiiiiiice, but why are you still here
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>>593122577
>>593122631
Yessss plz this board back in track
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>>593122547
>fucking my way through life

Dear god you should write a book
This is comedy gold
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>>593122808
>nice_tits.jpg
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>>593122808
Those are some nice tits
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>>593122631
Hey OP, where did you get all these sluts snapchats?
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>>593122931
Couldn't have agreed with that post more
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>>593122660
Bitch i know what im talking about and yeah /fa/ is the fashion.board
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>>593119082
How old is Elle OP?
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>>593122631
Dat ass
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Hey anyone wanna help me?

I like this dood and I wanna date him but he likes someone else. I'm his friend and we tight so I'm helping him with this bitch.

Anyone got any tips on how to handle the situation?

Since we seem all about giving out tips and advice today
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>>593123205
12
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>>593123392
If u female show him your pussy
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>>593123392
Are you m or f?
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>>593123392
Guys are easy as sht seduce him a little it works show wear low shirts send him low shirt snaps easy if you dont habe really big tits show ass....
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>>593123527
That never works nigga

and yeah i am a girl
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>>593122931
I'm telling you, I'm a cross between Matt Damon and Norm MacDonald, and some people with pussies are really into me.

People in general like me, and I tend to make them laugh.
It helps that I'm in the south, having moved from the SF Bay. My accent and vernacular alone tend to crack people up, especially when I get pissed.
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>>593123714

do what OP is doing and ask him if he wants to bang
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>>593123714
If that doesn't work then your fucked
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>>593123714
Tits with timestamp and we'll help with that
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>>593122573
>>593122767

I'm very down, thanks for posting Miley at
her average sporting event /b/oy-o.
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>>593123657
I don't wanna seduce him I'm not that kind of girl!

But in all seriousness he likes this bitch cuz shes cute, he doesnt even talk to her! like dudes a fucking pussy though seriously
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>>593123714
tits with timestamp and we'll determine that
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>>593123989

ask him if he wants to go out and use a smiley face.
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>>593123714
Bitch have u ever tried
Trust meh it work

If youre a 7/10 or up it works sober
But if youre a 6 or 5 try getting him drunk first

Also tell him that other bitch has claimidia
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>>593123989
Yow u want him right.. Just fucking do it what else u gonna do wait for hin to make hes move on you fuk no u friendzoned him hes going after some one else
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>>593124109
I might as well these fuckers have no sense
They think hooking up is kissing
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>>593124295
Dude I'm 15 where tf am I getting the alcohol from
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>>593123392
You're seriously asking this on /b/?

The ideal result would be you helping him out -> things not working out between them -> you oneup-ing her

It's fairly straightforward. If you're cute and close to him, he won't resist advances on your part as long he still considers you a possibility. For him to remember you're a possibility, you should make him think about it first on his own (i.e. doing/wearing/saying something unusually sexy/stunning for your usual behavior). He just needs to grind his teeth a couple times thinking "Am I seriously getting horny over her? She's my friend for fuck's sake".

The problem is you can't do that now because if you do, it looks like you're not really interested - it looks like you're being a jealous bitch instead and only do it to draw his attention from the other girl. Which wouldn't be necessarily wrong, I guess.
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>>593123034
I know them from college.
>>593123205
19 pretty sure. Shes a freshman currently. Im a junior.
>>593123392
No faggot.

Fuckin finally. Gonna shower then go. btw cs200 is the class i had with her last semester. I usually label people in contacts by class name
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>>593124301
How have I friendzoned him when HE was the nigga who asked me for help...
well...
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>>593124418
>inb4 b&
>MOOOODS
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okay im from the first thread but only got here now

someone recap things for me
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>>593124418
Underage fag
But now i really what those tits with timestamps
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>>593124418
go to friend you dont care abouts house

procure alc

profit
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>>593124562

show us more pics OP
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>>593124727
Fuck off faggot
Implying your not 12
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>>593124712
Cus u fcking helped him bch why the hell would you help some one who u like whit another girl + ur 15 u shouldnt even think about this sht
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>>593124558
No I'm not. I really care about him, I really do. But currently I'm his friend and I just want him to be happy. He's helped me out a lot and I kinda want to help him.
If him being happy means giving him the support to ask out a girl who's obviously gonna reject him (I've known her longer she is), then sure.
Idk why I'm asking this on /b/ my bad
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>>593124562
Make a sextape plz op
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>>593124906
>21

mad little bitch
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>>593124831
Stfu let him do hes thing
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>>593125104
> oh my god he is 21 must be sooo true hurr durr
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>>593124731
TL;DR OP is goin to bump nastys with a hot skank named Elle who I belive came into the picture in the new thread
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>>593123834
>people with pussies
>muh VERNACULAR

kek
I'm starting to think you're doing it on purpose, It's like a metajoke.
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What method of capturing are you using OP?
Those pics are crisp.
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I just wanna thank 4Chan for being my support system. Thank you all.
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>>593125731
especially /b/
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>>593116285
>>593116337
>>593117052
>>593117971
>>593119082
>>593124562
>>593124731
All the important stuff ITT
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>>593125731
Are u op or fake op
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>>593121382
"MOM PLZ IM TRYING TO LOOK AT DANK MEMES"
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>>593124562
Does Elle's last name start with an E?
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>>593125909
Fake op
I'm here for boobs but idk where this shit thread is going
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>>593124562
damn. I bet she's a dirty little Arizona State slut
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>>593126136
Its a rollercoaster
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>>593125067
Ill try
>>593125909
not me
>>593125945
S


ALL RIGHT BROS, I am on my way out now to rail elle. But before i go, out of respect, ill post the last of mackenzies snaps she sent me. Hopefully this thread is still around when i get back. if so ill update. if not hopefully youll see me around! Mr. Snap out
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This thread= dead
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>>593126741
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>>593123834
I fucking love Norm MacDonald. My favorite was when he was on SNL doing the news, and they'd never do the applause for any of his jokes and he'd just kind of hang there with an awkward silence.
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>>593126834
Hot damn. You've earned it

Godspeed, OP. Godspeed
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>>593126834
Its been good bros.
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>>593126741
thought it was one of my friends here at ASU.
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>>593125017
Quit bring a passive-aggressive beta and jump his bones.

>he's a pussy and doesn't talk to her
>how can I tell him I care about him?

See the similarity?
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>>593127019
Uthawt
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>>593126834
>>593126741
>>593126980
please come back with a video OP godspeed
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Godspeed OP. Kiss your dick for performance luck.
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>>593126741
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>>593127121
Idk dude. I'm a pretty huge pussy. Plus why would he want me when a whole bunch of other girls want him?

Im too young for this shit tbh
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Fuck this thread.
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>>593126980
Op you taking any requests?
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thread is kill
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anyone have a rar of the other pics?
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>>593128437
OP's gone faggot
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>>593119717
post a pic of dat ass then nigga
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>>593128364
>>593128437
>>593128567
>>593128488

you guys wanna play bingo or something
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>>593126869
Yeah, he's the modern king of deadpan.
Akin to Steven Wright... the peripheral visionary. He can see into the future, but only way over to the side.
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>>593127881
Lol. Well with that mentality your chances are the same--0.00%
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For people that missed the original thread, I have it capped and could post.
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Someone start a kik/snapchat slut threads with one of the wins from OP so we recognize it
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>>593128837
Check Em

Or dont
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found elle.
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>>593129275
bingo
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>>593129637
nice
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>>593129637
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>>593129637
/b/'s great
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>>593129637
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>>593129056
Lel imma be forever alone.
But no im trying to stop thinking like that
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>>593129637
>>593129801
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>>593129637
>>593129801
>>593129927
Now we can add her to the list of clothes on>off properly
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>>593129637

Her friend tho......
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grrrr i wanna hear the aftermath of this but im tired fuck
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>>593130260
they're all good looking
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>>593130421

I was thinking profile friend but yeah all of them....
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>>593130310
>set thread to auto update
>go to bed
>check in morning
>? ? ?
>profit
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>>593114650

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSaUOEGYOVU
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>>593130516
Well not all of them. one of them looks like a horse
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>>593130539
thank you i'll do that.
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>>593129637
damn not a lot of public pics
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>>593129637
We tell her?
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>>593130960
Well, he did provide us with ample pics, I say wait a few minutes so that she doesn't have time to check Internet, and send while he's fucking her
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>>593130960
YES someone tell her and post results PLEASE!!
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>>593130960
Nah man, let the dude do his thing. When he comes back i wanna see what hes gonna say when he sees this lol. He did provide 2 epic threads. kinda wanna honor him and not fuck him over
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>>593131212
What we send her? Something like..
>He fucked you
>He fucked you smooth
>He fucked you hard
>He fucked you with his smooth hairy hard cock
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Someone dox the girl and fuck OP over for being a cocky cunt.
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>>593131584
agreed
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also find out who the other girls are that hes chatting with
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>>593131584
On my country they say... "that guy don't fuck or get fucked or let others fuck", I will be that guy this time I guess.
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Find OP and send it to his mother and father, along with his local school and all currently living relatives.
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>>593130960
not yet. give it like a couple hours or so. dont cockblock our main man mr snaps
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i swear to god if this thread dies...
>>593131584
i agree
plus he may get pissed if he comes back and not show us any more pics. or even a sextape lol
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>>593132064
I will not, I will let him fuck for all the virgins on /b/
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>>593132113
>or even a sextape lol
you really think were gonna get vid? you must be retarded
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I didn't came to 4chan for a while and you guys seems so nice, Since when there was nice people on /b/?
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>or even a sextape lol
>even a sextape lol
>a sextape lol
>sextape lol
>sextape
>lol

you are 12
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Rise of the betas
>>593131919
How it feel to be a virgin?
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the deed has been done
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>>593129637
>>593129831
>>593130960
>>593131212
>>593131456
>>593131584
>>593131679
>>593131665
>>593131919
>>593131883
>>593132113
I get that we're the trolls of the internet, but why do you always have to ruin a good thing. Lol. I'm going to laugh no matter what happens, but have fun white knighting. Troll away /b/, troll away.
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>>593132313
I wish OP will get cock-blocked then back home and fap like the rest of us.
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>>593132525

Not a virgin, I shoved my big long throbbing cock down your mom's throat and came until she suffocated and could no longer breathe, then I grabbed her head and smashed it against the wall until her skull shattered then played with her brains with my long dick you faggot.
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this is all making me throw up, some faget posts a big dick on snapchat to girls and get responses so now he is trying to label himself as mr.snaps I CRINGED TO THAT
plus this niggers dick probably isnt even big since there was no timestamp
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>>593132064
>main man mr snaps
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>>593132673
Back to 9gag
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>>593132673
ugh and he says the ugliest things, fuck this dude
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posted pics and thread to her mom lol should be interesting.
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>>593132877
never been to 9gag. Heard it's a shitty place.
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>>593132673
If i didnt have autism i would be hacking your shit to death
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>>593132779
You jelly from our main man cock. My advice to you is to take him as an example and grew a huge cock like him.
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>>593132941
proof faggot
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>>593133022
You should go there, seems like that your natural place.
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>>593133070
I guess it's a good thing this is a breeding ground for autism then.
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>>593133306
Nah, I like it here. I think I'll stay awhile.
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dump some pics i have
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>>593133022
I heard that too fine sir
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>>593133446
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i think this girls like 16
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>>593133191
you're clearing the guy "mr.snaps" stop trying to act like someone else to defend yourself you ugly twat
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>>593133676
We are all mr.snaps.. are you a newfag?
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