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The most hilarious thing just happened, /b/

This happened a while ago, around 8 or 9 EST.

>Be chilling at friend's house
>He gets call from another bro who says he's coming over
>Around 5 minutes later, he shows up and tells us that on the way to the house, he passed an office building.
>Inside this office building, he claims, was a middle-aged guy in his 40s naked with nothing but socks on, jacking it.
>Blinds open, Lights on, going hard on the work laptop.
>We go down to the office building
>as we pass by, clear as day, the guy is in there jerking it
>Like the edgy assholes we are, we decide to tape it
>First we do driveby filmings but get jack shit from it
>"yo pull into the lot"
>As soon as the car stops, friend jumps out the back and ninja's his way to the window.
>Laughter ensues
>Go up to the window where bro is covertly filming it
>"dude he's not jacking it"
>well what is he doing
>"he's fingerin his asshole"
>what the fuck
>review the video, he was actually fingering his asshole
>laugh hysterically for a half-second
>We do this for 2 more times before we go watch the evidence collected
>Roll around for one last time and honk the horn as we drive by, he doesn't hear
>"Pull into the lot again, we're about to fuck with this guy"
>"Anon, come with me, you gotta film this"
>"When you say go, I'm gonna knock on the window. You record his reaction"
>Go with the plan, start filming, bro knocks 3 times
>Guy springs from his chair
>RUN.jpg
>Squeal tires trying to leave
>go around the block, one of the cars is gone from the parking lot

Anyone know a good place to upload anonymously? they're in .mov format.
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put that shit on vimeo
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>>592917132
holy shit op.
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>>592917132
just make a webm
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finally some OC
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>>592917132
congrats /b/ro. I've always wanted to film a dude fingeriing his asshole.
>2cool4me
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>>592917132
Quality OC
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>>592917694
I can't into webm. May try vimeo though.
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Post it on vid dot me.
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>>592917132
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>>592917694
this. hurry op!
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>>592917132
HOLY FUCK!

is real OC, searched the image on google, nothing

OP IS NOT A FAG
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>>592917534
pls vimeo. or webm
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upload to mega, nigger
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>>592917132
nice
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>>592917132

About time some decent OC rolls around. Nice work anon.
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>>592917132
You have been blessed with the amazing opportunity to not be a fag... Do the right thing and post that shit
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>>592918858
Do it on
>meganigger
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>>592917132
Was just looking for OC male anal fingering.
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>>592918469
Doing this. May take a while, so sit tight. OP WILL DELIVER.
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We can't let this thread die before op posts!
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>>592919293
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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bamping for OPOPOPOP
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Just youtube it brah. People will webm it
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>>592919293
Haha tonight we feast gentlemen
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>>592919520
Not as anonymous though
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do y'all realize you're active chimp-shitting around the computer for vid of a ugly old guy fingering his pucker?
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I thought today was lacking in workplace auto-sodomy
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Monitoring this thread
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>>592917132
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>>592919794
Of fucking course nigger. Not often this kind of oc rolls around
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>>592919794
kek'd
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Waiting with no real hopes
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While we wait...
Checkem
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Bump - keep this thread alive cunts, or OP re post link to video if thread dies.
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A phone call would have put this over the top.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ja8zo3jvoY
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>>592919794
Yes, and it's the most exciting thing on my day so far
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>>592918412
i actually use this, totally free
http://www.freemake.com/free_video_converter/
/shill
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>>592920063
Every time you don't believe a fairy dies
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Yesterday pizza wars, today digging for brown gold.

what will tomorrow bring?
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>>592917132
Try mega or vimeo or some shit.
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https://vid.me/XhJP

FRESH DELIVERY, STRAIGHT FROM THE OVEN.
I'm uploading the other 2 now.
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nice
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>>592920393
Get me that Star Trek script, then we'll talk.
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>>592920332
>Operation Brown Gold

Can't beat that name
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>>592920332
Hopefully some oc feminist shit, those always make me kek
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>>592917132
I smell OC gold here or maybe its just dudes finger OP must deliver
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>>592920493
confirm?
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>>592920493
FUCKIN LEGIT
OP DELIVERS!!!!
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>>592917132

why does /b/ have all these stories lately that are like

>my brother gets out the car
>Jacob goes into the house
>my brother follows him in
>everone is laughing in the car
>i call up jakes phone he's not there omg
>go back in
>my brother follows him
>i then call my cousin
>he jumps the hedge goes in too
>they both come out
>then
>the phone rings its jake
>jake says he's right there
>he isnt
>omg the car drives up to the driveway
>cousin and jake gets out

literally there was this retarded story on here before that I read through couldnt believe how dumb it was
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I wonder how many guys stay late at the office and don't cheat on their wives, but fire up some internet porn and straight up finger their buttholes because their wives will never understand their ass fixation and the one time they tried to fuck the wife's ass she flipped out so they suffer in silence, fingering their own dark buttholes in dark rooms away from family, kids, their home, inthe very place they aquire their earnings to support those they love that will never understand.

I kind of feel bad and am laughing really hard at the same time.
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>>592920493
>https://vid.me/XhJP
LMAO
>he's poking his butthole!
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>>592920666
yes, it's positive, HIV positive
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OP, download ffmpeg and run:
ffmpeg -i FILE -ss 00:00:00 -to 00:00:00 -c:v libvpx -crf 4 -b:v 1000k -vf scale=123:123 -an name.webm

Wont have sound but you can post directly here.
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>>592920493
LOL LEGIT
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>>592920493
legit
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>>592920493
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>>592920666
trips confirm confirmation request
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>>592920493
"HES POKING HIS BUTTHOLE!"
Fucking lost
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>>592920493
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>>592920493
He's poking around in his butthole.
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>>592920493
gold
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>>592920746
It's a mighty efficient way of telling a story faggot.

Pay attention and watch the vid OP posted and it might make some sense to ya.
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bumping for gods sake
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>>592920493
absolutely legit, sadly
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>>592920859
No.
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>>592920794
"I married the wrong woman, and now I lead a life of regret."
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>>592917132
You forgot to scream "WORLD STAR HIP HOP WE GOT A FAGGOT OLD MAN BANGIN HIS OWN ASSHOLE HERE... WORLD STAR HIP HOP HERE WE COME, WOOOOO!!!" while you were recording, didn't you?
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>>592920493
>https://vid.me/XhJP
Lol, hahaha, wtf!!
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Quality television
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God fucking damn I love you op
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Blackmail??
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Good OP, now post the one where you knock on the window.
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>>592920493
"He's pokin' his butthole!"
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MOAR!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>592920493
I'm going to need to see the great escape...
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>>592920493

OP IS NOT A FAGGOT TODAY
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>>592920493
>https://vid.me/XhJP
noice haha
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Should send a message to say you "saw some asshole poking around there."
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>>592921434
This.
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>>592921375
I think yes sir. Op listen to this man!
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>>592921375
this
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>>592920794
>office floor full of sexually frustrated men fingering their puckered assholes cause their wives don't wanna
Full keks
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>>592921516
Underrated post
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>>592921516
I have a better idea, Burn it onto like 100 CDS and post it threw the office letter box.
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>>592921624
Isn't that what the workforce is? Or is it only at my firm?
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>>592921531
>>592921375
fuck off assholes.
you can find who he is and post it on his faceboook or some shit, but there's no reason to blackmail anything.
unless you don't know what blackmail means.
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>>592920493
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>>592921496
>>592921434
>>592921526

Uploading now.
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>>592917132
lol

youre an asshole OP
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>>592921758
THIS.
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>>592920493
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>>592920493
We need the video of when he notices you caught him
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/b/ must be real bored tonight to get excited about a video of some old dude fingering his fudge tunnel
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>>592921758
Me gusta
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>>592917132
^this is the setup for
>>592920493
^this.

Fuck this lame cancerous bullshit.
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>>592917132
>Search Google for this image
>zero results

Ok OP I took the b8 now please upload this video for the sake of all that is fucking awesome
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This is just faggot voyeurism without the big reveal and his reaction.
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That's Dan Malloy Connecticut's governor
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>>592921826
Kek
Good one Spidey
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>>592920493
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\>>592921826
fuck off nigger i think i saw a loli thread somewhere else
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>>592921849
and then film the suicide
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>>592921937
read the thread you fucking retard
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>>592921826
Put a sign on his window saying " stop poking around your butthole faggot"
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>>592921937
It's already uploaded in this thread fag
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>>592921826
wow you're really original and funny, I'm sure your weird and alternative humor really makes you interesting and cool.
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>>592920493
Go back tomorrow, stick a note to the window with a SD card attached. Say if you don't load nudes of your wife to this card, I'm going to turn in this video to your office. Have the finger ducking vids already on it. Give him 2 days to load the nudes and stick the card back to the window at night. Win
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>>592921826
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>>592921937
read the thread fagot
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>>592921984
Kekd
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>>592921962
We might have a story for The Onion. Or at least a story we could make and claim The Onion made it.
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>>592920493
>mfw
what the fuck it's real fuck me
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>>592921900
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>>592921375
Advertise for a blackmale on craigslist w/ that link and office contact
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>>592922096
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>>592921516
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2 edgy 4 me
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>>592921765
This is blackmail right?
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>>592922305
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>>592921867
>:32
all I can think of is someone trying to start a fire
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Need the caught video OP
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Finale time!
https://vid.me/T1Un - Similar to first vid. Mostly just him browsing.
https://vid.me/teE0 - Just browsing.

Aaaaand... *DRUMROLL*

https://vid.me/rJXW

Will stick around to answer questions.
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>>592921375
This,You can probably make some money OP
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Why am I so excited to see an old naked man finger his butthole?
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>he's poking his butthole

kekekekekekeke

capcha: hary winsome
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>>592920794
It is almost a shame for how important he is to the company base on how exposed his office is. True BOSS here...
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>>592922222
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>>592922515
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>>592922515
GOD TIER
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>>592922235
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>>592917132
Wow, actual OC. My thanks to OP.

>tfw you realize you got excited over a middle-aged dude poking his own butt.
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>>592922479
>:3
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION
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>>592922515
>https://vid.me/rJXW
crying!
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>>592922515
BASED OP
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>>592920794
how can i ever explain to my wife that i married her because she's a freak and will take it up the ass or give a half-and-half every time

pro tip: i can't
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>>592922515
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>>592922515

dude almost had a heart attack
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>>592922515

I'm a bit depressed right now, thanks for the thread OP - cheered me up a little

>>592922479
kek
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>>592917132
Put vid on USB stick and mail to company hr.
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OP YOU ARE THE MAN TODAY
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>>592922515
Top jek.

A life ruin thread perhaps?
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>>592922515
>https://vid.me/rJXW
GOD TIER
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>>592922515
'oh shit'
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>>592917132
Top kek
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>>592922817

why?
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>>592921962
Nah,I'm from Waterbury,don't look like him
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>>592922515

Why the fuck are you hiding and running away? You weren't the one fingering your arse in your office, you should have stood there laughing your ass off to see what he did.
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>>592922515
>https://vid.me/rJXW
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>>592922515
>https://vid.me/rJXW
oh god that look of absolute panic!!!
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>>592922515
>https://vid.me/rJXW
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>>592921758

> THIS.
pic related
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>>592922515
>https://vid.me/rJXW
bitch nearly cut his finger off i bet
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>>592917132
It's... like I'm really back in 2004... You beautiful, beautiful motherfuckers
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>>592922515
glorious.
that man probably won't be sleeping tonight.

what time was it, OP?
like really late, 22h, or just after dinner?
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>>592922515
You can see the reflection of cars going by, wtf did he expect
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>>592923005
my thoughts exactly
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Just print and stick this to the window
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>>592922515
>https://vid.me/rJXW
woah
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>>592920493
You are officially king of /b/ for the rest of the week.
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