The most hilarious thing just happened, /b/
This happened a while ago, around 8 or 9 EST.
>Be chilling at friend's house
>He gets call from another bro who says he's coming over
>Around 5 minutes later, he shows up and tells us that on the way to the house, he passed an office building.
>Inside this office building, he claims, was a middle-aged guy in his 40s naked with nothing but socks on, jacking it.
>Blinds open, Lights on, going hard on the work laptop.
>We go down to the office building
>as we pass by, clear as day, the guy is in there jerking it
>Like the edgy assholes we are, we decide to tape it
>First we do driveby filmings but get jack shit from it
>"yo pull into the lot"
>As soon as the car stops, friend jumps out the back and ninja's his way to the window.
>Go up to the window where bro is covertly filming it
>"dude he's not jacking it"
>well what is he doing
>"he's fingerin his asshole"
>what the fuck
>review the video, he was actually fingering his asshole
>laugh hysterically for a half-second
>We do this for 2 more times before we go watch the evidence collected
>Roll around for one last time and honk the horn as we drive by, he doesn't hear
>"Pull into the lot again, we're about to fuck with this guy"
>"Anon, come with me, you gotta film this"
>"When you say go, I'm gonna knock on the window. You record his reaction"
>Go with the plan, start filming, bro knocks 3 times
>Guy springs from his chair
>Squeal tires trying to leave
>go around the block, one of the cars is gone from the parking lot
Anyone know a good place to upload anonymously? they're in .mov format.
is real OC, searched the image on google, nothing
OP IS NOT A FAG
why does /b/ have all these stories lately that are like
>my brother gets out the car
>Jacob goes into the house
>my brother follows him in
>everone is laughing in the car
>i call up jakes phone he's not there omg
>go back in
>my brother follows him
>i then call my cousin
>he jumps the hedge goes in too
>they both come out
>the phone rings its jake
>jake says he's right there
>omg the car drives up to the driveway
>cousin and jake gets out
literally there was this retarded story on here before that I read through couldnt believe how dumb it was
I wonder how many guys stay late at the office and don't cheat on their wives, but fire up some internet porn and straight up finger their buttholes because their wives will never understand their ass fixation and the one time they tried to fuck the wife's ass she flipped out so they suffer in silence, fingering their own dark buttholes in dark rooms away from family, kids, their home, inthe very place they aquire their earnings to support those they love that will never understand.
I kind of feel bad and am laughing really hard at the same time.
OP, download ffmpeg and run:
ffmpeg -i FILE -ss 00:00:00 -to 00:00:00 -c:v libvpx -crf 4 -b:v 1000k -vf scale=123:123 -an name.webm
Wont have sound but you can post directly here.
You forgot to scream "WORLD STAR HIP HOP WE GOT A FAGGOT OLD MAN BANGIN HIS OWN ASSHOLE HERE... WORLD STAR HIP HOP HERE WE COME, WOOOOO!!!" while you were recording, didn't you?
I'm going to need to see the great escape...
fuck off assholes.
you can find who he is and post it on his faceboook or some shit, but there's no reason to blackmail anything.
unless you don't know what blackmail means.
Go back tomorrow, stick a note to the window with a SD card attached. Say if you don't load nudes of your wife to this card, I'm going to turn in this video to your office. Have the finger ducking vids already on it. Give him 2 days to load the nudes and stick the card back to the window at night. Win
all I can think of is someone trying to start a fire
https://vid.me/T1Un - Similar to first vid. Mostly just him browsing.
https://vid.me/teE0 - Just browsing.
Will stick around to answer questions.
Why am I so excited to see an old naked man finger his butthole?
I'm a bit depressed right now, thanks for the thread OP - cheered me up a little
oh god that look of absolute panic!!!
It's... like I'm really back in 2004... You beautiful, beautiful motherfuckers
that man probably won't be sleeping tonight.
what time was it, OP?
like really late, 22h, or just after dinner?
Just print and stick this to the window
You are officially king of /b/ for the rest of the week.