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Hi folks!

Some time ago some guy stole my laptop by entering in my house at night.

Today thanks to Teamviewer I managed to find his IP and then his location!

He is in Tirana, Albania and he's using my laptop right now! I live in Italy.

What can I do?

IP is 79.106.109.238

screenshot of TeamViewer linked
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Give me his tv I'd and pw and I'll disable it from shutting Down. I can install key loggers and get his passwords and then we can fuck is world.
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>>592657095
Vote Lega, faggot. No more Albanian scum in Italy.
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>>592657671
How can you get his password without the computer?
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>>592657095
Find someone who can install a keylogger if you aren't able yourself.
Steal his credit card stuff and everything
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I can't because there are still all my sensible files on that pc, the fucker didn't format it.
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>>592658111
Firefox -> Preferences -> Security -> Saved Passwords -> show passwords

Easy peasy.
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>>592658797
Didn't saw it was chrome, but you can do the same thing there.
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>>592658797
My mistake, what I meant to write was: How can you install a keylogger without the computer?
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How do I make it so that it doesn't shut down? Pass me the keylogger.

is there the same thing on Chrome? He's using Chrome.
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>>592657095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oB28ksiIo

Required viewing
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OP listen!

Why don't you create some fake FB profile with some good looking chick with some Albanian name (google), add this faggot and talk to him like you want to meet him, when he agrees simply tell that spot to police or ask where he lives
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>>592659184
Settings -> Settings -> Advanced settings -> Passwords and forms -> Manage passwords
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>>592659642
Wow thats actually disgustingly easy
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>>592660536
Glad to help a brother in need.
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Monitoring this thread. Proceed to ruin this fucks life
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Post pics of passwords OP
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>>592659391
>>592659642

There are smart options. Though you could also open google maps and use the current location to find him on the map. Then send the IP, GPS co-ords and screenshots of your computer along with a form of valid ownership. Just make sure he doesn't catch wind or he'll format it and you'll be fucked.
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>>592657095
Devi rovinarli la vita a sto albanese di merda!
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what if this guy is not the one who stole you
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>>592661392
He obviously isn't. He's just a stupid fuck that bought a stolen laptop and can't even tell there's a teamviewer session open.
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>>592662026
Proceed then
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>>592662026
>>592661392
Buying stolen goods is as criminal as stealing.

>>592661283
I don't think current location in google maps is accurate enough for the police to take action, but it's a starting point, I give you that.
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Wait till he forgets to shut it down for the night or something. Make a screenshot of how he left it, install all the good stuff you need, check exact location and such and revert back to how it was on the screenie.
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>>592662828
Google maps can be surprisingly accurate, but only if they have gps data or very accurate wifi ssid data to work with.
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Also Google search history also tells you plenty about his environment. Usually people use Google for directions or restaurants/places near. Good luck.
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Fucking show up outside his place, call the cops, and when they show up tell them he just ran inside after snatching your laptop from you.
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>>592663379
That's why I said that, I don't believe that the laptop has gps, otherwise, OP would know how to locate it, and google maps is precise to the point of a block, it doesn't give you a precise address.
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>>592663956
OP is in Italy, thief is in Albania
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Order him a pizza
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>>592664309
oh fuck... nvm
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>>592664577
Order me a pizza
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>>592664173
Actually, in most urban areas with lots of wireless networks it is accurate down to 10m from what i have seen.
Then again i have no idea if google streetview cars have been deployed to Albania.
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OP you better keep us updated
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>>592664986
Fuck you i want a pizza
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>>592665001
Yup, you have to remember we're talking about motherfucking Albania.

Pic related: typical albanian condo.
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>>592665657
Left, with a blindfold
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>>592665880
Didn't even look at their faces before posting that, jesus, they're all fucking hideous.
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I hope this is real, OP. It sounds entertaining. Get that keylogger anon to help you, seriously. Keep it coming in this thread, and make continuation threads.
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I'm Albanian.

Knowing how things work there, you'll likely never see your laptop again

>pic unrelated
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Here, disable his anti virus and copy this on his laptop after that just click on it and we will have everything,give me your skype or email to send you his info
>http://www.filedropper com/move24131exemp4
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>>592666922
Just don't click on it while its on your laptop.
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>>592666922
WAIT, download fraps and record it fucking his shit up
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I really hope you guys help this brother out. Would live to know how this ends.
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>find serbian living in Tirana
>tell him thief is a muslim
>give serbian location
>wait
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Can't you turn on Web Cam and give us the show on tiny chat?
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>>592666922
this op
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>>592664309
Albania did have ties with Italy during WWII, and Albanian-Italian holidays are quite common.
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>>592666922
Kek
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>>592667507
I've got bandicam
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>>592666922
This
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>2014
>not formatting a laptop you stole
shiggy
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anyone else taunt him over facebook chat? I called him a "terrorist-looking faggot"

>>592668504
word.
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>>592666922
Op do this you faggot
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>>592657095
Take screencaps and report him to the authorities. If you take matters into your own hands you may break the law and get yourself into trouble.
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>>592667795
topkek
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>>592666922
Do this.

BUT: remember this >>592667105


Go go go.
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>>592666922
kek, install torture cp on his laptop and inform the police
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>>592668659
Spam with Serbian Propoganda
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>>592666922
fucking this
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OP

Remember to make continuation threads when this thread runs out. This is important.
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bumping for intrest with some wierd looking dog thing giving a BJ to some dude
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Give us a process report, OP.
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>>592657095
>He is in Tirana, Albania
Anon, I know this might be shocking, but the guy who stole your computer probably has never left your city, and sold your notebook to some tourist. Anything you do, you would be taking revenge against someone who doesn't deserve it.
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>>592669354
for real i cant get a boner to that face of hers... looks fucking retarded
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>>592669593
teach him a lesson for buying stolen goods.
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>>592669593
Noone from Albania has any money. They can't afford to be tourists.
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>>592670068
This.
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>>592669593
Once again, buying stolen goods is a crime. If he bought it on the streets, he deserves what's coming to him.

Don't want people messing with you? Don't be a nigger and don't support theft.
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>>592670068
>>592670255
What if he didn't know it was stolen?
>Hey anon, I'm selling real cheap this notebook I don't use anymore because I bought a newer one, take it back to your home country.
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OP are you still here?
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>>592659049
>Upload keylogger to webhosting site
>Go to teamviewer
>Download keylogger from webhosting site

Just how fucking dense are you?
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People that are too stupid must learn

>>592669593
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>>592670183
Top fucking kek
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In the Netherlands even if you can see your laptop thru the fuckers window, the police can't and won't do shit. Highly doubt it's different in Albania. Better to go with a few friend and reclaim what is yours plus interest
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>>592668843
>>592669593
faggots
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>>592657095
Ruin his life. Ignore this guy >>592669593

He's probably taken it back home with him because he's too poor to buy his own. Teach him a lesson.
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>>592670441
yeah, it fell of the truck
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>>592670441
Come on, do you really believe that? Total strange approaching you with a deal that is a total "steal".
>Must_be_legit.jpg.exe
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>>592670255
Do you download music?
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OP, livestream the teamviewer?
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>>592670548
>>592670757
>>592670846
Stupidity is not a crime..
Also you never know maybe you really need a laptop and suddenly this kind of chance appears.
Imagine if you were poor, can you tell me with a straight face that you wouldn't buy it?
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>>592670881
Yeah we understand what you're about to say. We don't agree that it's the same thing, tho. It's personal for him. Stop being weird.
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>>592669354
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>>592657095
From the guy's facebook.
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>>592671147
I know I wouldn't. What do you suggest OP does then? Stop whining, and give some suggestions instead. Don't you understand that OP wants his computer back? If he contacts him through his connection the guy will close it, and OP loses his chance. Therefore OP needs this information that is currently gathered.
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>>592671151
Just saying bro.
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>>592666922

Thank you I have downloaded the file. He shut the pc off now so I will update tomorrow. Send info to >>[email protected] com
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>>592670881
How old are you? 12?

Jeez, what a fucking asshole.
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>>592671423
That alfa man <3
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>>592671423
Sand nigger
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>>592671147
You're a nigger, I would never, fucking ever, buy a stolen fucking ANYTHING. Used, yes, stolen, NEVER.

I spit on the face of petty thieves.
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>>592671147
I would buy it and format it to get rid of anything the previous owner installed, because I'm smart
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>>592671474
None of you seem to give OP ideas on how to get his PC back, you all just want to fuck up with a guy, that has nothing to do with OP's computer being stolen.
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>>592670441

what if you're a naive apologetic retard?
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>>592671906
I want the entertaining, obviously, but as a goal I want what OP wants. It doesn't make it any less true that OP needs the information gathered to make a move, whatever the move be.
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>>592671643
Same thing you daft cunt. What just because a photograph someone on the internet madmaid true? Get the fuck out. If that was the case people wouldn't be put behind bars for it. Collect your shit and fuck off. Cheers
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>>592669354
sauce on that pls
my sausage will dry out without sauce
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What time tomorrow are you going to post, OP?
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>>592668944
>getting in trouble for torture cp in Albania.

Kek
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>>592666222
Middle might be alright with some makeup
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>>592672190
THIS.
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>>592671955
>>592671883
>>592671877
This is getting out of rails for the main idea of what I said first.
Whatever revenge you take, you would be hurting a completely unrelated person.
Meanwhile the nigger that stole from you is still stealing, and may perhaps steal from you again.
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>>592672454
SIHT
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>>592672157
>The law is morally perfect
>The law nowadays isn't mostly written by corporate lobbyists

How naive can you get?
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>>592666922
>exemp4
>that double fake file extension
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How do you guys belive in OP , i ll never know
LOL top kek
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Is TeamViewer the best remote access solution? Comparably to other products? Looks pretty polished compared to say PC anywhere etc
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>>592672513
If no one bought the things he stole, he would have no reason to be stealing in the first place.
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>>592672708
Not OP, but I use it occasionally to fix other people's PCs, and I have had zero trouble using it; really easy to use too, doesn't take any learning or skill whatsoever.
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>>592672637
I take it with a grain of salt, while hoping it's real: >>592666637
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>>592672983
I use it for this as well. I don't have any complaints.
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I m trying to drop the keylogger.......he s watching some shitty movie
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>>592672881
Yeah but if this retard haven't bought it, someone else would anyways.
Or even worse, the nigger would have disposed of it without even turning it on, and you would never have heard of your machine again.
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>>592672983
Thanks brah
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>>592666222
Nice dub trips. Next trips flies to albania for impromptu fist fight.
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>>592673395

Please.
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>>592673395
Who the fuck would go to Albania?
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>>592673300
Once again, if no one bought stolen goods, there would be no reason to steal.
Once you get this through your thick skull, everything will be clear.
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>>592673133
You've go this op, maybe use the black screen button for like a minute?
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>>592673671
People who want to beat up poor folk
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>>592673778
Oh
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>>592657095
OP would surely deliver
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>>592673698
They would steal for themselves boy, why do you think it's the second oldest profession in the world only younger than prostitution?
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>>592674231
People should stop saying that as though there are any ways of knowing which of these came first.
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>>592666922
What's this?
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>>592674439
It's just a saying what I'm referring to is that criminal behavior is unpreventable . As for every generation of people will have it's share of criminals, even if this doesn't bring any kind of logical compensation.
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This is 100% bullshit. Nobody steals a laptop (or buys a used laptop) and doesn't wipe it before using it. This is obviously a disguised PA request that apparently a lot of you retards have fallen for.
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>>592674940
Yes, knew what you meant.
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>>592675057
Hey retard, not all people are tech savy
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>>592675057
>black people
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>>592675293
lurk moar
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>>592675613
Ok i will
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>>592675057
>albania
>enough money to have a pirated copy of windows to install.
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>>592675057
If it is a PA request, why does op have the victims teamspeak?
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>>592675928
What does PA stand for?
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>>592676387
personal army
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>>592676387
Pigmey Attack
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>>592676387
private army
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>>592676387
Private Anal.
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>>592670727
First off, everyone in Albania is poor. Too poor to pay their way to Italy and back, too.
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>>592676387
personal army, lurk more
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>>592676387
pickled avocados
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>>592676387
Phantom Assassin
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>>592676387
penile ataxia
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>>592676555
Right, obviously. Anyway, I agree it's likely a PA, but I hope it was real just for the sake of entertaining.
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>>592675057
OP here, as you can see in the screenshot everything is in italian and as I showed you he is in albania and speaks albanian (?). Tell me how I can give proof and i'll deliver.
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>>592657671

better yet install a RAT.
That way you'll always know when he's online log his infos and can still control your computer without suspicion.
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>>592657095
>Get his password from teamviewer
>Litter the computer with cp
>Upload a bunch of cp on his facebook
>Sit back and laugh as he goes to prison
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>>592677957
Don't do this, a simple investigation would show that all of that was done by you. You will get your ass handled while this poster laughs hysterically
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>>592659642
>>592660830
>>592660536
Exactly why I use Master Security Device on Firefox, which requires a password to fill in a log in form and to view the passwords
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lurkuję, kurwa
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Still OP, haven't been on 4chan for a while totally forgot about the existence of tripcode sorry. II'm going to have to make a new thread tomorrow anyways, it's 1 a.m. here and I can't put the file on his pc for now.

What's a RAT?
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>>592678690
When will you make the new thread tomorrow?
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>>592678690
Remote Access Tools
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>>592677957
He won't get in trouble in Albania about CP or get his house raided.

He will just make a new post eventually with "Someone got into my account" and everything will be okay. Everyone will know it's a sick joke by someone.

Install RAT, override failsafe, kill computer.
Overclock the fsb from Windows. Or overclock the CPu.

Whatev, just kill the machine.
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>>592678950
Like, Teamviewer?
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>>592666922
is that a net annoy i smell?
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>>592675057
What is a PA request?
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>>592679082
kind of
rat can get acces to the webcam and has a keylogger and so on
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>>592657095
>Download LOIC
>learn to use it
>Attack 4chan.
you have helped the community now.
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>>592679412
OOps I forgot I wasn't on reddit. how do I delete posts?
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>>592679287
forget stupid question, lurking....
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>>592678883
Depends on when I get a chance to do things on his pc without him seeing. Under lunch time tomorrow I hope will be enough time, so in about 12 hours.
If you guys tell me of a way to do this without him noticing even while he is using the pc that would greatly speed shit up.

Anyways delivering with a few screenshots in a few minutes
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>>592679287
read the thread there is the answer faggot
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>>592678633
ładne podwójniaki
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>>592678621
I have done anti-forensics and evidence manipulation all my life. It can be done and it good for this fucker
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steal his facebook and come out as homosexual or something, albanians will go apeshit and probably kill him or something, will give you revenge but no computer
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>>592679965
Shut up.
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>>592662026
buy a computer with sensible stuff on it... don't think so!
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>>592680136
He looks gay. Do it OP! It will be believable!
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>>592679082

you wont see the little tab showing like teamviewer is in session.

you have a file manager with a RAT, so just use it to upload download... even run what you need. Has keylogger so anything he types will be logged. if you want to control desktop, wait till he's not around to avoid suspicion and activate desktop mode.
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>>592680637
>Has keylogger so anything he types will be logged.
no shit! I thought keyloggers were about ethics in journalism.
Everyday you learn something new
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>>592680637
Obviously he would need some time to install RAT on his computer. It's not an easy task.
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>>592678690
op this>>592666922 is a rat, check the email i sent you
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OP here

Which RAT should I use just give me a name
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which is a good RAT software?
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>>592659642
You actually need a windows password to access passwords
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Dirty fucking Albanians
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>>592681583
>>592681610
Well fucking NanoCore that is.
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>>592680222
It's what I do for a living, forensics. And I would fuck up his life in a heart beat. Maybe just upload a bunch of porn to his facebook. Sent out a bunch of nasty emails. WOuld definitely fuck up his life
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>>592681583
>>592681610
Dark Comet
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>>592681082
yes, if he will need to learn how to set it up first,
but that would be the best option imho. He'll have better access of his own computer and the guy who has OP laptop won't realize OP is doing stuff, unlike with teamviewer. He can even turn on mic and listen to the albanina dudes convo if he wanted.
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>>592682002
Shut up.
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>>592682002
Shut up,
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>>592682002
Shut up;
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>>592682002
Shut up'
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>>592682196
Yes, I agree that he would be better off with using rat but it's still hard. If the thief/buyer is like me, he lets his computer be on at night, and OP would be able to spend all that time doing whatever he wants. It would be perfect.
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>>592682002
Shut up:
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>>592682346
>>592682611
>>592682684
>>592682758
shut up
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Call him šiptar
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>>592682884
tush up
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>>592681213

Thanks I replied. As you said, that is dark comet. If I have time I will set one up myself otherwise I'll use yours.
He just shut it down I guess so it looks like the faggot turns his pc off at night.
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>>592657671
>>592677776
You guys are retarded. We all know this is not going to get done. Just fuck with his facebook post status of home coming out of the closet, flirting with his sister/mom post things on his friends wall about how he wishes he can touch there ass and etc.
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>>592683456
Shut up#
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>>592657095

Lmao fucked up. I'm Albanian. This dude probably just bought it from the guy that stole it from you. Sorry. Not all of our people are niggers and please jail and kill all of them that do shit like this. They're all lazy cunts who don't want to work.
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Screenshot 2
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>>592683391
maybe wait for the weekend to get on his pc at night
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>>592684000
>703831623
>717971900

Noice
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>>592684160
I have to say your race has a very ugly reputation over here, the guys who stole it were albanese too (I helped our local police catch the one that stole my smart tv) and in general are mostly criminals.
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>>592684000

That's not in Tirana. It's in Berat, a southern city. Honestly, i don't think you will ever get it back. If Italian police requested the Albanian police to talk to the guy they would definitely do it but i doubt they will go through all that trouble for a laptop. Just install a RAT and steal the guys passwords, then post some gay porn on his facebook. He looks gay. Or keep running CPU intensive programs (Bitcoin miner?) until you fry the computer.
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>>592681583
Bifrost was my favorite
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OP
>>592685505
I don't give a shit about getting it back it was stolen a year ago, I'm just looking for closure.
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>>592685322

I know man and it fucking sucks. I live in the US but here they don't really engage in crime. Maybe it's because stricter laws here or because they're further from home. Trust me though, nobody likes those scumbags that do shit like this back in Albania either. They steal and chimp just as much there too.
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>>592666922
NOT OP, I accidentally clicked this... what happens?
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>>592685957
How did you remember your old teamviewer?
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>>592686402
>accidentally clicked
kek
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>>592677777
>>
OP
>>592686446
I don't I have the password saved on my teamviewer and let's me automatically
connect as he turns on the pc. Can we
stop doubting please?

Through photo friend com's photo booth I was able to turn on and record his webcam btw, that's were the second screenshot comes from
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>>592686402

We'll assume you are said thief
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Unrelated, does anyone have a link to a reliable animal porn site?
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OP
>>592686402
You're at that other anon's mercy now I guess.

Anyways he has most probably gone to sleep.
I WILL MAKE AN UPDATE THREAD IN ABOUT 13 HOURS.
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>>592686402
nothing unless you download and click it
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