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>>591322762 Never, really. Closest I got was an accident with my bicycle. I basicly hit a low wall, the bike and I flipped, and I moved out of the last second as the bike smashed down where I was seconds before, with the pedal where my head was.
Crashed into a telephone pole with my motorcycle. Ripped the bike in two. Dislodged the pole from the ground. Apparently I jumped off before all that happened. I somehow missed a big steel cable guy wire and was instead caught by a wire fence like a fish in a net.
Looking back, I kinda regret jumping off, but I didn't know better at the time.
>Be me about 12 years old >Brother takes me out with one of his friends in a truck to a local motorpark >Half an hour in we stop and get out >Me being dumb i just run in whatever direction i can >Running so fast i don't realize there's a big ass cliff coming up >Just enough time to stop right before the edge
110/km (roughly 65mph) motorbike crash i was on the back, surprisingly i got off pretty good, just a heap of really bad grazes, so i didnt really suffer any life threatening injuries but it guess thats the closest i came to death. the driver got fucked up though, 9 broken ribs (all but one broken in two or more places) punctured and collapsed lung (just the right one) and a collar bone broken in 2 places, he made a full recovery though fuck knows how
Closest I've come was last year. Was involved in a 7 car pile up. Artic went into stationary traffic at ~60mph, missed me by inches, but the car behind went in to the back of me. Still got neck pains, was some final destination shit seeing it in my wing mirror
Almost OD'ed on ecstasy took 4 pills I got from some rave club in Dallas and they ended up being some bomb shit. My eyes were twitching felt like the world was shaking. After I went and puked for an hour or so I ended up having a great time and rolling balls but at the time was sure I was dead
>>591322762 Tried to swim to some family's ball that was blowing away across the water.. but the wind was stronger than I. Soon I was far from shore, exhausted and beginning to cramp. The swim back was slow and on my back, knowing that staying calm was key to survival.
>be inna CF >2009 >on FOB >get rocket attacks regularly, most we had was a few wounded I think but nothing major, sandniggers would normally set up and aim an RPG at our FOB from kilometers away that would fire hours later and they'd be long gone when they do >want to piss >walk outside my room to the sani johns >tug down my boxers, whip out my prick >gotta shit instead, sit down >hear the sound of a rocket being fired >FOB alarm goes off >decide to stay on the shitter instead of heading for bunker at full speed with my fucking boxers around my ankles and my cock doing the helicopter spraying urine everywhere while I'm running and shitting at the same time >can hear rocket coming (3 or 4 seconds of this) >rocket hits the FUCKING ROOF OF MY SHITTER >ROOF GETS FUCKING TORN OFF >DOOR FLIES THE FUCK OPEN >strap that keeps door kind of shut tears off >rocket flies a bit further, bounces on road >bit of smoke and lots of dust everywhere on my dick >rocket doesn't explode (they use a lot of old soviet stuff they find out of caches that are now duds) >days of semi-good caf food, MREs and pop tarts immediately exit my anus at over 9000mph >alarm turns off, some people come out of bunker >right in front of the shitters >I'm taking a shit >the door's wide open >I'm covered in dust >we stare at eachother for what seems like an eternity >I use what's left of my baby wipes on my ass >get made fun of rest of tour >overhear people tell this story at work still behind my back >still plotting revenge
Swimming in Hawaii, was out in the ocean and a riptide grabbed me. Fighting it was the most exhausting fucking thing I have ever done. Right before my muscles gave out I saw a big piece of volcanic rock and I rode a wave onto it. I then had to use the waves to slam me onto sharp fucking rock after sharp fucking rock until I made it back to shore. I have never bled so much in my fucking life.
we shared two bottles of wine in a hot tub and I probably took about 4-5 mgs of ativan. passed out mif coitus with music blaring, mom comes down about 4 in the morning to find us unconscious. girl woke up but I didn't. mom calls paramedics, they get me back with the salts. mom immediately drives me to the train station before her sleeping ogre husband wakes up and kills me.
>mfw i was still so high I was actually in a good mood during all of this and had a very pleasant train ride home.
>got a serious ass-whooping in front of the company from CSM because I didn't follow directives and head for the bunker during a rocket attack, it could've cost me my life and someone else's for trying to help me >people are laughing at me >CSM tells me to go wash my dusty dick as I dismiss myself and smirks
>in college >stayed up all night > 2 hour drive home for the weekend >dozed off on the wheel >thankfully woke up about 30 seconds later drifting on the left side of the road > scared the living fuck out of me
>>591325940 Another time I was an auto parts delivery driver and I was going down a small highway in a late 90s ford ranger during the winter. Suddenly my back tires kicked out and the truck pointed towards the oncoming lane. Then the tires gained traction suddenly and shot me into the lane, I missed an oncoming semi going 100KM/H by less than 10 feet. Also, another time my friend forgot what a firing line was and almost shot me with my double barrel. That fucking pressure wave almost knocked me on my ass.
With my friends in an old villa in the country. While they were all outside eating and shit, i was taking a shower inside. Then I went to dry my hair. When I plugged the hairdryer, i received a violent shock in all my arm, it knocked me out on the ground. Felt like a violent punch. I even thought it was my girlfriend's father (the owner of the villa) haha.
Weeks later, my electrician comes to me all excited and shocked because he made some studies on the electric system of the house, and according to him I was less than a second close to death.
I still doubt that it's true but it's still kinda "funny" and thrilling. I just think about if it had happened and of my friends just eating and having fun outside, and them coming back in the house and finding me dead on the floor. Awkward.
I almost bled to death while attempting to open a toy I had got from Toys R Us. Using a knife to cut the tape (I bit my nails a lot as well) I slipped and sliced about an inch deep in the webbing between my left hand's index and thumb. I blacked out from blood loss, and woke up in a hospital a couple hours later. If my mom and I didn't have the sane blood type, she couldn't have given me her blood, I probably wouldn't have made it.
>>591322762 Shoving a broom handle wrapped in saran wrap up my ass then sitting on it. I forgot to lube so the saran wrap got stuck in there with the broom. Had to call emergency services. When they got there they told me they needed to take me down to the ambulance to use equipment in the cab and carried me out on a stretcher while I bent over facedown with my ass up and the broom displaying prominently. Saw my landlord on the way down, accidentally made eye contact. Paramedics said if I had pushed it in any deeper I could have hit an organ and died. Just glad to still be here.
>>591322762 >be me a year ago >watch vinesauce skate 3 glitch videos >sides are nowhere to be seen >month later, get the game on pc >5 minutes in I see the funniest shit ever and actually pass out from laughing and wake up a day later with my fingers completely numb and turning a bit blue
I almost had my face crushed by a boulder. It was much bigger than my head and had already fallen a couple hundred feet by the time I blocked it with my elbow. My elbow got pretty damn fucked up though...
Just alot of near misses at min of 120kmh on my bike. Came off my pit bike with no helmit dunk as shit on the road at 60kmh woke up in the ambulance and couldnt see out of my eyes there was the muxh blood they said a coupple more cm and I would of hit the gutter abd been out for good.
>April 2011 tornadoes. >Rode out an EF5 in a 2x2 coat closet with two other people. >hear it coming through, blowing out windows, generally wrecking shit >thirty yards over, the next house isn't even fucking there >had a hard time coming to terms with why the woman two lots over died and I didn't >ultimately accept you can't control everything, if your number's up there ain't shit you can do >generally liberated by this philosophy
a long time ago im my 12 year old stupidity, i decided to remove a piece of apple stuck in my juice extractor with a knife, so the knife gets broken & the blade fucking fly out directly to my head & i got hit with the no sharp edge (spine) of the blade
>>591322762 Spider bite temp of 107 subconscious for 3 days in the summer time didnt remember most of the 3 days friend found me blacked out on the 3rd day and took me to the hospital where I was pronounced dead for a few hours. Somehow my heart rate was so slow my pulse was undetected + I was pumped full of drugs. Woke up not knowing what day it was or where I was. Had an odd dream / vision while I was "dead"
>Be me >Live in 'Straya >14 years old >athsma >Really bad swimmer >Decide to go to beach and jump off rocks into water with friends >Jump in >Hahaha fun fun fun >Caught in rip..not so fun after all >I'm swimming my ass off to the base of these rocks and getting nowhere >SoClose.jpg >Feel muscles cramping up >Stitch in stomach developing >Breath running out >Felt like I was just gonna go limp and die there on the spot, but kept trying >WAVE OUT OF NOWHERE >Use wave to get me onto the rocks >HolyfuckSharpOysters.Gif >The surface of my hands are cut to ribbons but I don't give a fuck >Slowly climb up to the surface of the rocks safe from water >Collapse and rest for a solid five minutes before getting back
In addition, I, too, fell on my head when I was a year and a half. Nothing too bad, same as landing on your arm, fracture and some blood. Hasn't effected anything to this point. Don't really care for the story they tell me. Elder sister's make fun of me about it, even though I'm more intelligent than them, and more skilled. One has no job and no degree at 31 while the other one at 22 hates everyone she sees. I'm the only sibling that doesn't need some form of medication.
>>591322762 Once ate a cheese and bacon pie from the servo round the corner (Mrs Macs, Ausfags know what's up). Anyway im pretty sure this pie was cooked the day before (and poorly i might add) because when i bit into it the crust was the same texture as ply wood, the cheese was jelly and the meat was slimy. Spent the majority of the next day pissing crystal clear liquid from my ass every 20 minutes. Went to the hospital and found out i had Hep C. Missus still gives me shit about it to this day.
>be me >go with friends to vegas >in line at restaraunt >friends are all drunk, loud >very racist >5-6 mexicans behind us >they are drunk and loud too >best friend says "I hate fucking beaners" "I know they stink and don't speak the language, but they take dick really well" >get into fight with wetbacks >easy fight, barely touched us >they take off >restaraunt won't let us eat there anymore
fast forward 2 days
>drunk at strip club >buddy is rich, getting handsy >bouncer comes over >its one of the fuckers from the restaraunt >tells us to get out >"fuck off" >goes to table on the other side of the place >comes back, him and his goons + some new faces >fight ensues >lose badly >friends dip out, i can't walk >bouncer and another guy throw me out the back door, land on head hard
woke up in a hospital bed, was in a coma for 3 weeks.
Three bad high-speed car accidents. Any could've been fatal, minor injuries (relatively speaking). OD'd twice. Flipped a forklift. Had a gun go off when I was young, dumb bitch stole from her moms purse, 25 cal just went POP and any of us in the circle could've caught it. Tripped over a wire and almost fell off a cliff. I think thats all.
Intense shortness of breath, only while trying to go to sleep. I've had pretty severe injuries before, but nothing has made me fear for my life like that. It still happens every now and then. I should probably see a doctor.
Heroin and oxycodone overdose. Kratom overdose felt like living hell. At least on heroin you feel good while you are passing out and you just accept that fact that you might never wake up, but all this with a smile on your face. Had a small heart attack in the middle of the night after smoking bud about three times during the day. had a sharp initial pain in my chest which quickly made me jump out of bed. then i passed out trying to get to my parents room. woke up about a minute later. my mom massages me and gives me a mint. go back to bed then to the doctors the next day. marijuana is not as safe is most people claim it is. gave me arrhythmia, heart palpitations and a heart attack.
>Me 14. >Walking home from friends house around 10 pm >Go down alley way to get to my house >Suddenly Niggers >Beat the fuck out of me >Concussion >9 stab wounds >4 Broken ribs >Broken collar bone Was dead for 45 minutes while paramedics preformed on site revival. Rib punctured my lung, downed to death on own blood. Woke up 3 weeks later in hospital.
>I died, but now I'm back Fucking niggers didn't even take my money, just my shoes and game boy.
Went off a cliff into two trees in a pickup truck. They were the only two trees on that mountainside. If they hadn't been there it would have rolled over half a mile into a ravine. I've been afraid of heights ever since.
Lost control doing 110 kmh and swerved a couple of times. As soon as de right wheels clipped some dirt, the car rolled 5 or 7 times down a hill and landed upsidedown. I just walked away and started picking shit up from work (it was a company car). Cops told me 4 people died just there a couple of weeks before. Some random passerby handes me my corporate laptop which flew some 40 meters. I remember just relaxing then gripping the wheel as hard I could so as to not get my head banged side to side which surprisingly worked. I just thanked God and crawled out my window
>Live in slum >Grow up around drugs and gangs >Be shot at multiple times as normal part of life >Be down range when someone else is getting shot at. >Be mistaken for some guy who ripped off some dealers who are super pissed. > Have guy unload .45 at me and bullets go through jacket and one just past my ear while i'm running
>be me >have shitty luck >nearly drowned at age 6 because my piece of shit dad decided to read a magazine instead of watching me in a 5 foot swimming pool >crushed by an uprooted palm tree at age 7, arm torn open from armpit to wrist >brother pushed me off a patio onto a garden fence at age 10, picket punctured a hole in my abdomen >lost control of my car because hurrdurr 16 year old, travelling 115mph. Surprisingly nothing happened to me, but the car was a wreck >Nearly drowned again a week later because of riptide >Move to Japan for a while for school, got run over 4 separate times at crosswalks >shit luck continues into my 30's >just a few weeks ago, got stuck at an intersection behind a mexican in a pickup truck that ran out of gas, and dropped the jerry can as he was trying to refill it, spilling gas all over the street because he decided that trying to refill his truck and attempting to light a cigarette at the same time was a brilliant idea
>>591322762 Clipped bicycle on street pole due to urban sprawl in orange county went flying 34 miles an hour into the ground left side of my head first I remember gasping for airline a fish I could not breath no matter how hard I tried I think I had a intense hallucination for about 20 seconds but I fought the feeling and eventually rolled over to my side and was able to breath a little while slowly going blind in my left eye turns out I was able to limp back home and vomit
>>591330500 Live by the sword die by the sword, death is inevitable if someone is risking my life there is a chance of death anyways, so why not attempt to change the situation than accepting defeat? Also most niggs that carry a gun and wave it around will freak when confronted instead of shoot unless you somehow fucked up with the mafia or you are in a 3rd world country
>be me, be17, be stoned >to stoned to go home >park car in garage 50 meters from home,close garage door >fuck its cold, better leave the engine running get some heat going >take a couple of bong hits over the next 20-30 mins(car engine still running) >hmmm sheeeit feel good man, really fuckin good >time for a wee snooze >at the very point of unconciousness, i suddenly remember >fuckin engine petrol exhaust fumes >fuck fuck fuck.... dem carbon dioxides will kill you man >woke up exited car and garage, deep breaths
chest and lungs hurt like a cunt for a few days, but not a single fuck was given, i was still alive
>>591322762 My Mrap was hit by two efp ieds in tandam 1x copper 1x steel. luckily we had just gotten the new MRAPs with added side armor or everyone would have been toast. the concussion of the blast was pretty unreal.
>>591331326 Something similar happened to a buddy of mine. Said his humvee got blasted by an IED made from an old Chinese rocket and caught fire. Said his buddies were trying to pull him out of the burning vehicle, but his mind was fucked from the blast and he was trying to get them back into it, thinking it was still drivable.
How often did things like that happen there? From the stories I heard from my friend, it seems like getting blown up happened with extreme regularity
>>591322762 when i was celebrating my birthday. some of the people i have around are gangsters, runs in the family. i had all kinda random gang dudes come congratulate me and one of them was a bit weird. at one point i went to take a piss and this guy follows me there, i said "sup" while taking a piss and this guy just stands at the door and goes "the fuck you mean "sup?"" locked the door and took out a knife. he was just coming at me when my family members "right arm" or some shit kicked the door in and they took the guy out.
> be 13, onset of Asthma, well fuck > fast Forward to 19 > Have gas fire > Have flu > Lie in front of gas fire with it on, traditional 'sweat it out' mentality > 2 days in front of fire, getting worse > Refuse medical help > 3rd day, tell mother 'feel like im dying' > go to sleep > Wale up with Ambulance people around me > Was dead for 3 minutes.
My closest experience of death was death itself. I can attest that it was nice. I felt relaxed, no fear and kinda high. As I was falling asleep, aware i might die, I accepted it, i floated towards it and it was amazing.
My mum caught me falling alseep and couldnt get me to speak, so she called an ambulance. After I was revived I threw up the most viscous rancid black shit.
>>591331826 It was stupid, he ripped me and my friend off on weed. So we went over to his house to get our money back. I guess he ripped some other people off too coz he was ready with a shotgun by his side. He pointed the gun at us and told us to gtfo or he was going to blow our legs off.
I tried to kill myself with some xbox cords,hanging by suffocation, it didn't work, the cords snapped after i was unconscious for a few minutes, live streamed the entire thing. >tfw you're too much of a failure to kill yourself
I know its nothing close to death, maybe it is, but I was in a fight with a nigger in school and he literally didn't stop before he hit me in the head whilst in full mount position a good 50 times, got up and started falling down due to severe concussion. I had broken eye-socket bones, broken nose, broken teeth, concussion, and severe loss of blood.
>>591322762 Went white water rafting, was probably around 14 at the time. I got knocked out in a class 4 rapid, and trapped under the raft for a while. Came to coughing up a mix of water, bile, and I think blood five or so minutes later.
>>591322762 Almost got hit by a plow truck. Saw it coming and just sat back and waited for it to come. My mom pulled some Transporter tier driving skills and shot a narrow gap and dodged everything. There wasn't even a scratch on the vehicle.
>>591325940 me too but no rocks so no bleeding, and was in bali. was a little tipsy and it was getting dark, fiancee and i say wth one more swim, screwing around all the suddon can't feel the bottom, wtf? we start swimming back, didn't know how to do it properly in a rip tide, just kept getting pulled further out to see..fuck what do i do? fiancee gives out, holding her and trying to move desparately.
lifeguards off duty but hanging out across the street from the beach, somehow they see us even in the dark and big waves, race out and goddamn they were fast.
put now-wife on a surfboard and they zoom back on a wave.
>tfw i hear her exhausted yet able to basically go 'weee!!!' as they take off.
>not sure how i feel about that.
another who came out helped me swim back. take the heroes out for dinner that night on us, we were seriously goners if not for them.
>>591333088 Figured that he would be gone and you would have been out of school for at least a month to month and a half recuperating. Had classmates that had really serious injuries and we would take them lessons and help with homework and shit.
> be me 5 in Derka Derka country > Get bit by snake > Derka Derka parents keep wiping blood off of finger, it just keeps bleeding > Derka Derka parents finally get the Derka Derka doctor > Go to hospital on Derka Derka donkey
>>591333081 >Figured that he would be gone and you would have been out of school for at least a month to month and a half recuperating. Had classmates that had really serious injuries and we would take them lessons and help with homework and shit.
Didn't know at the time but I'm allergic to anaesthesia. So when I had surgery at age 16 I wasn't fully waking up when I should have and none of the doctors knew what to do besides one who wasn't even assigned to my surgery. Everything in my body including respiratory system was paralyzed and I was awake for all of it
Took a bunch pills was still awake apparently but don't recall a damn thing that happened for 24 hours. Also roiled my car 3 and half times car was totaled. Cops told me if anything would have changed in that accident I would have been dead. I have also been stabbed.
Ive got a heart condition that makes it race like a motherfucker. Sometimes it wont stop and I end up in hospital with some crazy shit running through my veins. Only lasts a few seconds but it gives you a sensation near death.
>allergic to wasp/hornet stings at a child. >got stung 1 time on neck. >hives all over, pass out. >mfw still smarter than McCauley Culkin in that gay-ass movie and just didn't stand around swatting a bunch of wasps like a retard.
almost had a heart attack due to blood loss, got two huge bags of blood transfusion. my brotherinlaw whos a doc visited me looked at my chart and said they should have given me three bags of transfusion.
>>591334281 they were with me i was a passenger on the back we were going to a party. he took a turn way to fucking fast. face the fucking possible consequences i wasn't breathing for i dont know how long.
>>591324379 >regret jumping off >bike crashed so hard that it dislodged a telephone pole You would have died, you absolute fuck. Unless you mean you're suicidal. In which case, I completely understand.
>>591322762 I almost died several times. once when i was like 5 i was on a family trip. my dad climbed up this mountain and i heard him call my name so i asked my mom if i could go up there. on the way up i found myself climbing up some rocks and there was a cliff behind me. my dad heard me crying and came to me, picked me up and walked sideways slowly trying not to fall forward and kill us both. fast forward to me when i was 8 i caught a baby copperhead snake by pushing it into a water bottle and baby venomous snakes are more dangerous than adults because they bite everything with no venom control. also when i was playing cops and robbers with my friends i was about to run across the street and my brother accidentally tripped me and i landed on the road. when i looked to my right there was a car tire inches from my face. the lady hit the breaks in time
>be me >9 years old >wild horse racing towards me >i try to run away >i trip >horse does that horse thing where they lift their front legs and come down with force >misses me by like 10 inches >i manage to get up >i survived
Had a ruptured appendix when I was 15 or so during the summer holidays. Didn't notice the appendictis because I ate a shitty burger at a theme park the day before and blamed it for the bellyache. Went to the hospital 3 or 4 days later and they immediately cut me open. Wasn't that dangerous I guess, but dying from appendix in a first world country is something surely not everybody can accomplish, wish I could go back...
>>591335076 hahaha had this happen once. i ripped a bong and i just suddenly felt soooo sick i walked inside threw up. was going to my driving test the next morning my mom wanted to get it checked out. appendix blew i was immediately rushed to surgery what a day.
>be me >saying good bye to friend at street corner >friend starts crossing street because hand signalling >I start crossing the other way when I shouldnt be >hear bus honk >tfw I shouldnt be crossing right now >try to 180 slip on gravel >bus goes over me but I'm small enough it doesnt flatten me
>geologist >working on large scale drilling project in africa >need to take a shit real bad but in the middle of no where and no toilets >walk down into old dry creek bed >drop pants and spread cheeks over a little shrub thing >hear rustling noise behind me >giant black snake is raising it's head up looking like it's about to bite my calf >scream like a little girl and run for my life >don't need the pants so I just kick them off as I run > snake is fucking chasing me >the dried creek has like a series of all little water falls, but they are dried up, so they are like giant steps > jump up a big one > look over the edge >nigger snake is gone >drillers and african offsiders heard my screams and ask me what was up >they tell me it was a fucking black mamba and if it bit me I was dead because lol no helicopter this week and no hospitals.
For me it was 5 years ago in Egypt, Sham El Sheik. I was diving in the corals (scuba diving, padi). It was a blast.
Hoowever, the tanks have limited nitrogen, and I'm a big consumer of it, so I ran down to merely 1,8 bar at 32 meters depht.
I went to take my dive buddy's reserve regulator, finally got it. It didnt work I only got a lot of water in my stomach and started to cough really hard. I panic, can't find my own regulator, can't get up.
finally I find it way behind me, take a breath, it still contains a little amount. Dive a very fast and dangerous dive up, risking divers sickness. Survives.
>>591335328 >Be living in Beverly Hills with my rich boyfriend. >Getting ready for night out at a party. >Accidentally drop my diamond necklace in the toilet. >Too grossed out to reach in and get it. >Had use the toilet, so I flushed it. >Later my boyfriend almost killed me.
>be me >fresh Marine right out of boot camp >be in Marine Combat Training >M67 Frag grenade range >Marine in frag pit next to me throws nade >nade hits the top of the concret wall and bounces to the side >hits the dividing wall and lands in my nade pit >"grenade! grenade! get the fuck out!" >Combat Instructor and I look at it >he picks me up and throws me out of nade pit >lays on me >grenade goes off >what the fuck, rush of blood to head >needless to say Marine was kicked of range at the least >never saw him again
Crashed a motorcycle twice, second time was meh. But the first time I was going ~50 around a corner and washed out off a clif. My leg got sucked in between the swingarm and exhaust as it dragged me with it. No injuries except road rash and allot of bruises. Moral of the story: ATGATT
>>591322762 >Going to southern france with gf and her parents. >there was a big lake >Love swimming, went swimming across lake >windy day >lots of surfers, sailers on the water. >I swim on my back because I can swim faster that way. >Realize I can't see anything coming from both sides as I only see the sky lying on my back. >decide that it is kinda dangerous with all the boats around. >Turn over. >As I turned over, a huge catamaran rips trough the water, going easily over 70 m/h, only about three feet from my head. >If I had swum three more feet, which would only have required one flip of both arms, I would have been decapitated.
I've posted multiple times but heres the worst few. I had a gun aimed at my head over a stolen ounce of meth was interrogated no one got shit out of that. buddy ended up in prison for firing back. was super drunk ended up in a place i should not of been (the mountains in winter in street clothes) made it back. have played russian roulette multiple times. have almost ODed without knowing on heroin (first time) have hit a tree going 40. just alotta shit
>one of the last people to escape a fire that brought down a movie theater, had to dodge falling roof >massive blood loss from multiple lacerations and internal hemorrhaging at the same time >OD'd on energy drinks, wound up walking myself to the hospital and finding out that my heart was beating roughly 3 1/2 times as fast as it should have at max >doing a donut while in motion and driving backwards to avoid a truck on the freeway
Nothing crazy like being shot or stabbed, though. Holy fuck.
>>591336369 I had a bad one where driver was overtaking, and in my lane heading for a head on collision with me. And I dropped the bike and slid into the opposite lane and slid straight into a parked car and my right leg smashed up through my hip socket and completely broke my hip. My hip had actually pinched down on the bone so they had to pull it out. I was in hospital for ages with my leg up in one of those pulleys. Fucking sucked so bad.
I had a car accident 2 years later, my own fault. Rolled the 4wd with my arm out the window, I don't know what I was thinking but as the car rolled I stuck my arm out to like break the fall or something. Smashed my left arm up, completely de gloved. Lost nearly all my nerves, skin grafts, plastic skin, cut skin of my back and put it on my tricep. I was concious for the whole the whole accident so I remember looking down and seeing blood pumping out of the vein in my elbow. And seeing my tendons and shit because 3/4 of my arm was de gloved.
I was stopped at a stoplight a few weeks ago. Had my gf and her friend in my car. Get a greenlight and decide to floor it. Wow that was stupid. By the time I reach the end of the intersection I was going at least 35mph and I crashed into a pole. Gfs friend in back seat wasn't wearing a seatbelt and flew into my gfs seat and derailed it from the tracks and almost flew through the window. She was on concussion watch for a while. gf got a decent sized sealtbelt burn and minor case of whiplash. Both of them went to the hospital. I got a slight burn from the airbag on my thumb knuckle I think I got the worst of it >pic related Sorry for sideways picture I can't fix it Car got totaled if u can't tell
>>591322762 One thing that comes to mind isn't that near death but got my blood running.
When I was like 10-12 years old I was at the beach with my family. Playing in water with brother, he pushes me. I fall stomach first into water. Got shit load of water into my lungs. Felt it in my throat. Couldn't breath, choking, trying to cough it out. Started walking out of the water all the while trying to force water out my my lungs. It was a while too, like a minute at least. Started to feel like I'm going to die, couldn't scream for help or anything, my brother thought I was just walking out of the water. And I'm just trying to make it to the shore so people would notice if I should fall down. Kept trying to force the water out of my lungs. Can't even describe it, people who had the similar shit know what I'm talking about. Eventually I managed to get a little bit out, which allowed me to get a little air in. But still kept trying to cough, Hit myself against the chest to help, I'm not sure if it helped even. But I managed to get it out. More and more water came out and I could breath more and more. When I reached the shore, I had no energy. Just sat down and kept coughing. Nobody noticed me drowning, sat there for a few minutes. Once I was able to breath and got my energy back. I went back into water to play. But to this day I remember it as clear as day.
>>591337605 And once when I was a kid aswell, I was riding my bicycle, just having fun. Then I was nearing a highway, didn't look. Just went over it, next thing I know I heard a car honking and braking. Nearly hit me, but I managed to get out of the way in time. Didn't look back, just got the fuck out of there.
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