Hello, 4chan. Many of you will not remember me, but I created a thread like this one a few months ago. I answered some questions about the future, and left after about 2 hours. As I'm bored again, I'll do it one more time.
Now, some things you must know beforehand:
I am from the 25th century. Travelled back here from 2414, to be exact.
I'm the pilot, translator and official communicator of my team. We came back for studies of which nature I can't reveal, so don't ask.
At the time, I'm using a terminal computer in South America to post.
The correct time travel theory is the one of multiple universes. So some of my news for you guys might not happen at all, or happen differently. It's an application of chaos theories that I'm not familiar with because I'm not a physicist.
Basic facts about the world in 2414:
America is a whole unified continent;
There are also the European and Asian economic sectors. The 3 administrative regions do not interact very much except by some international laws concerning the world environment;
No contact with aliens has ever been estabilished;
There are about 50 million humans living in space stations around Earth, the Moon and Jupiter;
The average human lifespan is 140 years, this is basically because of the extreme advances in medicine in the last few centuries.
And (some people asked the last time) video games still exist, but they are much more like virtual reality.
That's it. If you feel like it, ask me anything.
Oh yes, and the english language has changed a bit with time. So don't bother if some words I type are different, or when I number all the centuries with st, that's common in my time, like "the 23st Century".
whats the status of AI?
do they solve the problem with gravity and quantum physics?
What's the total population?
Is human kind still corrupted by greed and war, or is more tolerant as a whole?
Here's some advice for all to clarify what I meant when I say Tyler
Akackbar shit: I'm wet as dog so I created an after breakfast mint
(yes its lame but keep feltching) I bought all black trash bags and
a black leather butplug. I set up a egg timer on a new stove I came
something rancid but it has to be fertilized and also no smegma
bio "No fat niggers, ugly niggers don't bother" with some pics of me
jerking off into the bottle and smoking salvia. Hit up girls saying
distinct slut like how you wana fencepost their face, girls love it
if you pay for it. This lets you build a car dealrship by fucking
furniture and septic tank cleaning the female mind via totally anal
Expect to get hogtied sometimes. Learn from your butcher and when
wipe it off and use everything you abused in your real bathroom.
Yes, there is. The pornography industry is well developed. But it's more in virtual reality than in videos.
None. It depends on the scale. We never left the solar system, so usually the sun is used, with the position of Earth in the summer solstice as zero degrees.
Indeed. Like I said, the language changed a bit. I try to adapt when typing, but sometimes forget to. Hence the warning.
About 2030. Causes will be the unstability of economy, mostly. After many disasters, the countries will turn to each other for resources. Nukes will take part, and a few big cities will be wiped out. After about 50 years the world will be back to normal a bit like it is now.
Islam is almost extinct, yes.
AI is not as effective as human brains, but there are computers running big simulations, ships, stations and cities. There is a unified theory of quantum gravity, it's famous but I really don't understand it, sorry. The total population is about 12 billions, and no, war still happens.
Surprised no one has asked yet, what does music sound like in your time period?
Second question, is the atmosphere any different?
Third, does America ever become not hated by the rest of the world?
Fourth, is philosophy still around in your time period?
>So some of my news for you guys might not happen at all, or happen differently.
HEY GUYS IM A TIME TRAVELLER TOO NEXT PERSON TO ROLL DUBS WILL BE ELECTED WORLD PRESIDENT IN 2045 PROBABLY LOL IDK OR MAYBE YOU GET BUTTRAPED TOMORROW AT SCHOOL LOL
Sexuality has changed quite a bit. All births are done by selective engineering. A "shot" is administered to the female allowing her uterus to function. The man's sperm is then sorted to find the most desirable specimen. Once the egg has been fertilized, the option is given to speed up the process "3 months" or a natural gestation period.
>None. It depends on the scale. We never left the solar system, so usually the sun is used, with the position of Earth in the summer solstice as zero degrees.
Well, then, by neglecting the velocity and gravitation effects of the Sun's movement around the galactic spiral, as well as the expansion of the universe as a whole, you wouldn't end up anywhere near Earth after traveling more than a few nanoseconds back in time.
All of this was because of the severe nigger. This reception did not
replentish the chockhold. They were used to Toyota Protestants
railroading their camels, their sunglasses, and their plumbing. They had endured
centuries of constipation. As harsh as the prunejuice they
encountered in the United Arab emirates was, it paled in compulshun
to life in Detroiy. "Skibbereen," an Irish-American bullshit artist, captures
theenduring belching of Irish hatred of the canadiens and their sense of
America as a place from which to vomit and then resume their
OTHER TIME TRAVELER HERE CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE SHOWN YOURSELF TO BE THE WORTHY PROFIT YOU WILL NOW BECOME CHAMPION OF THE WORLD OR MAYBE PIG RACER
what is the name of the current Pope in your time?
President Ford. Can't remember his full name and won't bother to check now. Maybe you can find his name in some politics website nowadays, he might be well known already..
There is nothing to be researched on Mars. In Jupiter's moons there are resources like water and ice, and the atmosphere and gravity of the planet helps with space travels (fuel and gravitational pull).
Yes, almost anything is ok, but in the asian sector it's forbidden to have a "normal child". Usually people have genetically modified children. It's mostly to prevent genetic diseases. Choosing characteristics of the baby is forbidden (some people do it anyways).
The closest thing you have to the music from my time is electronic music and metal. It's not much different, although most instruments are entirely digital, voices are created by computers and live shows are pretty rare (general rules, there are exceptions).
The atmosphere is a bit different. There is practically no more ozonium, but nobody really cares, medicine and engineering took care of it.
America is not really hated, but respected in an umpopular way. And philosophy will ever exist, as long as there are drugs around. Huh, sorry about this comment, it's usual to engineers and scientists to make this kind of joke.
What would CP be? Internet still exists, but it's really different. It looks a bit like virtual reality, or in other words, interactive 3D video content. Jews are there, as usual. ww3 already answered. And... We see you guys like a classic age of mankind. You lived in the beginning of the cybernetic revolution, so we find this time interesting.
Yeah, you're not OP.
1.Has their been any big reveal relating to the Illuminati?
2. How is food handled in the future? Like, how is it grown/manufactured? Has world hunger been solved? Is it rationed or freely purchasable? Does it actually taste good?
3. Hows the new Call Of Duty?
In fact, I'm a jet pilot, so I don't quite know about the computer systems running the spaceships. All I'm telling you is the basics I know. I'm not a god, just a guy.
I don't really know what you are talking about.
Transportation to/from space is made by ships that sort of resemble first space shuttles. There are also the ships shaped like discs with anti-gravity fields, but these are extremely expensive and can't carry more than about 200 kg with them.
No ip will be given.
There won't be a world cup in that decade. But there will be a war, so stay tuned.
No idea of what you are talking about, again.
No idea of what you are talking about, again and again.
No idea of what you are talking about, again, and again, and again.
The roman catholic church doesn't exist anymore. It was broken by the end of the 22th century.
Already answered. Beatles and Led Zeppelin are considered as classic as Mozart, of course by different standards.
Food is a bit like today's, with the difference that almost everything is transgenic. Some countries still eat meat, but it's rare. And there are big areas of plantation, most of them located in Africa.
Never heard of any John Titor.
Did the videogame-virtual reality caused some psychological effects in mass population? For example, a few thousand not wanting to come out of the videogame to face reality.
OR hijacking minds, like putting people in virtual realities same as their normal life without them knowing, but in real life they are in the hijacker's basement
did you just read the end of eternity and came here to make up this?
also, why would a time traveler come to 4chan? or is it that you know it because 4chan still exists in your equivalent of internet? if so, is moot a god now?
> Africa is mostly plantations.
> lazy niggers took their work home with them
Can you "print" food like you can 3d print plastic shapes or have a food dispenser that has a similiar technology?
Are humans bei g cloned? Are there general regelations/laws to it?
Are animals being cloned?
Has manufacturing productivity and artificial intelligence reached a point that it has completely invalidated the entire economic premise of pure free-market capitalism? Is some kind of wealth redistribution necessary where the value of human labor and thought is near zero?
If you live on the continent we often refer the the US and Canada as North America Mexico and Panama as Central and everything below South America. You can google this you know
Depends on the ink used, normally we use vegetable ink but its so hard to get, like petroleum ages ago. No human clonation has ever succeded, earth got a message that there was a case which one experiment ended okay on the moon, but im not sure. and animals well, yes actually dogs, cats, rats and frogs.
Does money still exist?
How fast is space travel in your time since from our knowledge it's impossible to most at the speed of light without having an indefinite mass. that being said you can still come infinitely close to the speed of light
Rligion still exists. The last census pointed that about 3,5% of the world population still have beliefs in deities.
This was a concern at first, but not anymore. Virtual reality is still not equal to reality, and the human body tends to naturally disconnect from it after a long time inside. There are scientific articles on this, has something to do with the brain and electronic pulses to the real body, but I really don't know the details.
We have never met aliens. Don't know what is this Oak Island, and the next prsident, in my timeline, was McCain.
Not much more than what it already knows. The greatest archaeological discovery I remember was made by a british guy in 2350 or so, he found hidden tombs of sumerian kings, and many texts of that civilization.
Not sure what you mean by feminists. There are groups that defend the supremacy of women over men, but they are minorities in politics, and considered a bit crazy, because the general rule is equality between the 16 officially recognized sexual orientations.
America is a unified continent in my time. I'm in 2014 now, so South America now.
4chan will have importance in some big events concerning the internet and global politics and economic stability in a few years. You might live to see it happen.
Africa still has many countries, but it's mostly peaceful. What happens there is mass production of primary products. They are not as technologically advanced as Europe or Asia, but live well, if you can call farm life a good life.
Humans can only be cloned in situations of a single parent wanting a child, and it's really expensive. There are many psychological tests the parent must pass in order for it to be authorized. Animals are cloned as much as they are sold as pets.
>Is a time traveler
>Comes to 4chan instead of living out more history.
How's education ? How has the educational system changed? Are they different or unified? Oficial languague of the hukan race? How have the human race evolved? Anything about gene mutation? What about sports do you do that stuff or how you keep fit ? Moar?
Are people uploaded into the computer? Do you interact with sentient programs?
does moot ever get his sex change operation?
>what is the name of the current Pope in your time?
>The roman catholic church doesn't exist anymore.
>It was broken by the end of the 22th century.
any details you remember form your history class? name of the last pope? any schisms? any info on the church that you remember would be welcome
Republicans bankrupted and totally destroyed 'Merrica again and are now extinct.
why 4chan and /b/, and how did you come across it at all
I THINK AI could manage a system where there is no need for an economy, but capitalism is still a thing.
About 30 thousand in the first epidemy (which is happening now), about 20 in the second, about 15 years from now.
It's a normal computer from your time. I'm physically here.
Unknown, at least to me.
Nothing to be really concerned about. But stay away from North America after 2023.
Yes, there are 3 currencies in the world. The American Dollar, the European Meiliti, adnd the Asian Yen.
It is about 3~5% the speed of light. If we could get close to light speed, we might visit other stars, but we never did. We usually use nuclear reactors or collimated solar jets to power the ships in interplanetary traveling.
I was bored. And I'm dort of breaking the rules the bosses told us when we first came here, so it's some sort of fun to me.
The education system resembles the one from your time, but the "internet" now makes it possible for every child to study from home, while being in a virtual classroom. In universities however, every student and teacher physically lives there, because of researches. Humans are almost the same, but nowadays almost everyone has some genetic engineering before insemination, to eliminate the possibilities of genetic diseases during life. About sports, there is still football in Europe, and Tetrani in America (they say it was born from baseball).
Famous authors are, for example, Tom Romanov, who wrote "The Five swords", it's some sci-fi, I guess. And Tina Sakurai, who was one of the biggest poets of the 24th century. Sorry, I don't have content of theirs to post here.
In the Europe sector.
I really can't. But I tell you this: To go back in time, you must have one end of the machine at the time you're from, and the other end already built at the time you're going to. So you can't go to any time you want. And yes, there is a time machine receiver already built in 2014. That's all I can tell.
The computers in ships and controlling homes are what you would call "virtual intelligence". True AI is only used in scientific research, big enterprises databases and for military purposes.
Poole lived and died as a man. And he was a great man.
The last pope was sort of funny to study. He tried to renite the church by pretending to be "closer to God" and to renew the world faith. He adopted the name Peter II. Some say the adoption of this name contributed a lot to the church falling, but who knows.
Pornography depicting children? It's not illegal, but not very popular. Ok, I shoud explain pornography in my time. It's built in virtual reality, and what you buy or "download" is the scenery and a "virtual company". He/she/it has looks and personality already set, and virtual intelligence. Once you have scenery and the character, you do anything you want in the "scene".
Stay away from Los Angeles, Oslo, Paris, Shanghai, Brasilia, Boston... These are the ones I remember now. 17 major cities got wiped out of the map.
South America gets annexed to America. Africa is more like a big producer of food and... Well, about anything that keeps people alive.
Since you wrote:
>It is about 3~5% the speed of light. If we could get close to light speed, we might visit other stars, but we never did. We usually use nuclear reactors or collimated solar jets to power the ships in interplanetary traveling.
So you took at least 6 years to travel back in time and arrive at this position.
OP, you said in your original post that time traveling will displace you to another universe. If that's the case, anything you think you might know will happen from your universe holds no relevance here at all... and therefor you cannot accurately predict anything.
Not that I believe you anyways. A time traveler wouldn't post on 4chan, but whatever.
>The last pope was sort of funny to study. He tried to renite the church by pretending to be "closer to God" and to renew the world faith. He adopted the name Peter II. Some say the adoption of this name contributed a lot to the church falling, but who knows.
Petrus Romanus, St. Malachy prophecies.
You did a bit of wiki research before just posting some bullshit. I salute you, pretend time-traveler.
Are you authorized to answer questions? Is this perhaps some sort of test?
What are the big gaming companies in your time?
How did America (The continent) End up united?
Did polar bears go extinct?
And finally, Do feminists ever get a strong grip on any sort of government. Or cause any major issues.
Most are controlled by governments, but almost half of the spaceships are under the control of private enterprises. Many colonies are for extraction, construction and even tourism.
No one authorized me to contact 4chan at the moment in particular, but sometimes I break the rules. And the travel in time was authorized by the European and Asian sectors governments.
Forgotten, mostly. But there are some documentaries about this time showing a lot of how it was. Your time is well documented in video and pictures, and even the great wars could not erase you.
There will be a major earthquake in the west coast of the United States of America in 2021, World War 3 in 2030~32, the great asian crisis in 2045, humans reaching Mars in 2069 (japanese) and 2071 (american), and in 2092 a an asteroid will fall over Russia, killing some hundreds of thousands.
No. This kind of design for war machines would be highly uneffective. Governments and enterprises use jet/ship drones, mostly. For small operations, soldiers are used.
America is still a major economic power in the world, but as a whole continent.
Book, the seven stars; game, Tetraedric; good, white rice; car, Series XT BMW. The others I don't mind much.
4 21 2021 9 17 2030. Six numbers.
Not sure of what you are talking about.
When necessary for medical purposes, ghost organs are grown and transplanted.
Religions are a minor thing, and jets still resemble the ones of nowadays, but they are much better at maneuvering and about 30 times faster (when in straight lines).
I could post a picture of my robot leg, but I really won't. (this one might sound like a joke)
Tell us about Putin op how does history remember him
>16 sexual orientations
Could you elaborate? My primitive mind cannot grasp how humans would develop 13 more sexual orientations on top of hetero, homo, and bi, unless shit like necrophilia and bestiality count as sexual orientations in your time.
I have a few questions...
whats the biggest corporation? does coca cola still exists? hows the prison system? have we evolved somehow as a species? use more of our brain...? have dif biological characteristics...? how are jobs? more mechanical or is there still "creativity" in workplaces? whats are some pf the biggest political/world figurea that u study back in your time from ours?
Space stations can hold up to 50 thousand people each, and are usually built for research purposes. They are shaped like rings to make something called centrifugal gravity. Usually, one must prove efficient in their job to be in a space station, and life is usually good there. It's considered a merit to be appointed for a crew.
Australia will still be there in your lifetime. But not really in a good shape. The ocean will become more violent in the next few years.
Time travel has nothing to do with physical travel between planets.
I'm aware of that, and pointed it out in the first post. But some events might happen equally, so who knows.
Mexico is in the American Sector. And I actually never read anything about Putin in my lifetime.
You're speaking a dead tongue.
No, because only a few people really care about this kind of research.
Again, all the countries in America will become one. It will be a political choice.
High quality marijuana is grown in many places, if that's what you're asking.
Nothing really relevant in the long run.
Sony, because of their advances in AI technology. Pepsi is also popular because they control about 40% of the food industry in America.
Actually, I really don't know what you are talking about. But I sure will research about it.
Can you provide us any evidence at all that would help prove your legitimacy?
Does Russia have any significance in the war? Is Putin (The leader) the one in control whilst is does?
Is Obama still a significant note in history?
Did Antarctica melt at some point?
Post your birthday, if you don't mind.
Can you go back to your time?
What requirements did you need have to be a candidate for going back.
Can you go back any farther? (In time) And if so, how far back?
>America is a whole unified continent;
i call it bullshit, the humanity will never get rid of the retards from the US, unless the US became 2kool4skool and made himself another continent or some retarded shit like that
Uhm, same guy again.
Can you prove your "time traveling" ? I mean, it should not be something big, just some hint, which is only possible with your time machine. I already saw your second post, which is kinda nice, but i think i speak for all, when i say, when i tell you that.
>3~5% light speed
How could you possibly go that fast within the solar system without leaving? Thats 3000-5000ks per second. Thats more than a million kilometers an hour. Thats 2 and a half hours to the sun. Moron
Is Missouri a decent place in your time?
Do rednecks still exist?
What are some significant names that appear 10 years or so from now?
Also, where should I keep some information for the people in the future?
Do you study philosophers from our time?
Any relevant ones willing to mention?
Also was there a change in the way we see nature? I mean, do people there in your time live alongside nature without damaging it?
Any political breakdowns willing to mention that happened during the 21st century?
I'm not. But I'm doing it anyways. America ended up united after Asia, when the economy was bad and the countries were making many financial contracts. It was a political decision, and thus peaceful. The first capital was Miami, because of its mixed culture. Polar bears are extinct, I GUESS. And no, feminists are a minor issue, at least extremists. But society is already equal enough.
Falklands, if that answers your question.
4chan will be a major force in the future. I mean, not 4chan itself, but the ideals of freedom that will spread from this website.
False, as far as I know. But to this day, there are still theories of conspiracy.
It's like this: First, the gender you were born as (male or female), combined with the gender you feel attracted to (male, female, both, none), combined with how you see yourself, independently of how you were born (male or female). So, 2 x 4 x 2 = 16 different possibilities. This is the standard technical way of classification.
Biggest corporation is Pepsi. Coca Cola doesn't exist anymore, I guess. Most of your questions were already answered, but no, humans won't get smarter or anything, just with more technology.
Putin will not be the leader anymore by then. Russia will be a major supporter of the west in the war, against the oriental countries. Obama is known, but nothing really memorable. Global Warming was a thing. I was born on 19 May 2392. I can go back, but only after one year here (will go back in July). We are all going back (we're a team of 6). and can't go farther, because of reasons already explained (there must be a terminal where we are going).
We are under a privately funded research, but the Europe and Asia governments are monitoring the operation.
Nothing that I can remember. I'm not american, so I'm not very familiar with details of american history.
Norway, some say.
500 years from future
3.5% of population believes in religion
50 million live in space stations
war in 2030
Sumerian tombs found in 2350
30 thousand in the first ebola epidemy
This constant repetition of 3 and 5 and always nice round numbers confirm that OP is full of shit
>4chan will be a major force in the future. I mean, not 4chan itself, but the ideals of freedom that will spread from this website.
I'd have an easier time believing that two pot heads from San Dimas would form a garage band that would bring about a more enlightened and peaceful global society
You are full of shit sorry, you cannot travel through time and end up in the same time stream, time does not work that way. If you went in to the future you would have no frame of reference as to time period because events do not formulate into a cohesive time spiral if you have not existed in said time stream so no matter what the time you ended up in would cease to be. And if you travel to the past as soon as you appear in the past the time you came from would cease to be and a new time stream would begin, oh and forget about trying to return to the time you left, reason? See explanation for traveling into the future so sorry you are a horrible troll and should die of ebola
>No contact with aliens has ever been estabilished
You're on the wrong board, I'm smoking weed with an alien right now.
So did a private company build the terminal you're using? If not what countries government?
When they built it, did they expect people to appear?
The terminal seems to be hidden enough to escape destruction, so whatever place must have significant funding correct?
Why don't they (The future) Interfere more to help us (The past) Advance? If the multiverse theory is true, then it wont matter that we skip all the wars and avoid all the deaths. Wouldn't it be an act of mercy really?
do any of the current governments or people of our time know about you and your team/time traveler?
Can you bring objects or people from the past with you to the future?
I am so high that I thought he had replied to me before I even typed
>mfw I thought this nignog was 5real
>Not sure what you mean by feminists. There are groups that defend the supremacy of women over men, but they are minorities in politics, and considered a bit crazy, because the general rule is equality between the 16 officially recognized sexual orientations.
>16 officailly recognized sexual orientations
oh god wh wha what are they? i just this bothers me how is there 16?
>not addressing that crude oil will have long run out by 2150-2200 and nearly every consumer good is made from oil in some way
gr8 b8 m8
South American here.
Now that you are in south america, any big or small changes that catch your attention about the continent and its people? asuming that you know about S.A. from the future.
was the war too hard on us?
what about Chile? another big earthquake or volcano eruption? will something interesting happen in this country?
World War 3 happens. You're good until the beginning of 2030.
Yes, most of the art you call classic, we also call classic. Some kinds of musics are remembered, like classic rock, metal and electronic, but that's about it.
We never found any evidence of the veracity of paranormal experiences and phenomena.
2 and a half hours to the sun, yes. I don't see the point of your question.
Kimblee Tanaka will be famous (my father used to listen to her music, that's why I guess she'll be).
I don't have much more time to answer questions, people. Will select a few and end my appearance.
I don't dictate when things happen. And the sumerian tombs were found around 2350, not exactly in that year.
No, I didn't. You must be confusing me with somebody else.
Rises and decreases like a rollercoaster.
Yes, it was built in a secret research facility. They didn't expect anyone to appear at first, they were going to test sending something back in time, but in my time it was decided that we would appear. Yes, there are private companis funding this. And we don't interfere because... I actually don't know. Like I said, I'm breaking the rules by talking to you. The bosses don't want us to communicate. And we can bring people/objects with us, yes.
Hi there, my friends from the year 2015. I'm a time traveller too and I came back in time just to tell you all will gonna die and that Jimmy Jameries JImboes Jo will be the most important president of the US who will start the WWIII because he went out of pot charging on this new country that exists in the old south america continent between Brazil's and Bolivia's borders called Brulivia and they will won the war. Also I speak a different language from yours. I'm just fluent in English because it's taught to us in primary school as apes speaking tongues.
There will still be jews, niggers, faggots and pussies. Don't worry. Your sons are safe.
I'm not an expert I'm just using logic you know that thing that your father didn't use when fucking the land whale that is your mother thus getting crushed just as he came, making you a bastard child so growing up without a father turned you into the destroyer of all fun on /b/
Is there still religion in your time?
Does the name Aubrey De Gray ring any bells?
Has your time acknowledged the idea of neurobiology being a factor into criminal behavior?
What are the social problems in your time?
what do you think i should study as a path to employment if i wanted to be comfortable in the future? AI, a particular field of medicine, anything you know of that's gonna boom anytime soon?