ITT we share stories of our dealings with niggers. Detroit guy here, niggerlovers not welcome
Niggers are completely okay up here in Canada. It's the indians you got to sidestep when walking in the gutters.
Aint nothin worse than an obese native bitch cracked out screaming for no reason.
dis one time i was at a club and a smelly jamaican tried to rape me in bathroom pic related its me
> car breaks down few years ago
> forced to take bus to work
>fucking raging blizzard 8in of snow on ground deserted more than usual outside
>nigger comes shuffling up out of nowhere
>I almost shoot
> asks me if I'll sell him a square
> holding his hand out, palm up
> he's got 2 pennies in his hand
> this nigger wants me to sell him a cigarette for 2 cents
> tell him to fuck off, I don't smoke
> he calls me a fuggin hunky and starts back the way he came
> slips and falls in the snow, doesn't move for 5min
>bus pulls up
>I get on and leave him there
It's not racist if it's all true.
here are some juicy facts that i unearthed.
i touched a nigger and he said white boi touch me real nice boy and i say nigger fuck you and then he rape me real nice and i touch him real nice and he touch me real nice and touchin is as real nice i say i say isay no boy and now im gay as the apple is brown
> I'm a teenager nigger family lives across the street
> they have 5yr old niggergirl
> they constantly feed her flaming hot cheetos from the store on the corner
> sitting on the porch one day
> the mom and little girl come running up to me, little girl throwing up and shitting blood
> they have no car
>I'm 16 and just bought first car
> grandmother forces me to drive niggers to hospital
>niggers insides fucked from too
many flaming cheetos according to dr
> I'm left with this niglets blood on my seats and don't even get a thank you
>fuck you niggers
> I'm 17 and very drunk, driving home from party 4am
> pulled over by a nigger cop
>I'm fucked cops know I'm hammered
> random nigger waking down the street across from where I'm pulled over
> cops take one look his way and tell me to get the fuck out of there and go home, I'm a block away from home
> they arrest this nigger on a warrant
>he literally screams "dindu nuffin mayne" 15yrs before Mike Brown
> my friend and I laugh our asses off from the end of my street while they haul his ass away
Respectable African American woman on my Facebook shared this wonderful gem.
>Guy trys to buy a smoke
>FUCK OFF NIGGER I DONT SMOKE ITS A DISGUSTING HABIT
Man can You believe black people? He almost killed me
hoes will always hoe
>niggers will always nig
I think you're a nigger OP, ur daddy got his face raped then went dwn on ur mum
It all depends on there income if a town is full of black people op le but all of them make legal 6 figure incomes they'll proably be nice people, better fucking hope there kids arnt niggers
>customer name: LeDarius Johnson
>customer name: LaToya Henderson
>customer name: MarQuan Wilson
>customer name: Deonshay Harris
and so on and so on...
>tfw white male
>tfw when dating black female
>tfw she acts more mature than all the white women I've previously dated
>tfw she was a virgin when we met
>tfw people in here about to get real mad, saying this is a lie.
>tfw the best you can do about "niggers" is post more equally believable stories on 4Chan
YOU'LL NEVER SEE WHITE PEOPLE DOING THIS!
What is it with u Amerifats and tipping? Why does EVERYONE have to throw money around to compensate for cheeseburger dicks?
Dealing with niggers you say... I live in Africa, I have some fucking gems!
>Be me, khaki warrior, bush guide. Some 15 years ago.
>Local boon village is the closest "human" settlement. Mostly subsistence farming, family run.
>One particular negro family does pretty well with vegetable farming. They even have a tractor to help them plow.
>The old man, Chawringa, comes to our lodge one day looking for dynamite... "negro what?"
>He is fed up with scrub hares burrowing in his fields, his tractor keeps collapsing into the burrows.
>Reckons dynamite tied to a hare will work. Little hare dude will run down to his family and BOOM! No more hares.
>Tell him to get fucked. No dynamite here.
>ffw three weeks, hear that Chawringa and both his sons died... how?
Well... this nigger caught a nice big hare but couldn't get a stick of dynamite so he kept the little fella. Fed him cabbages and shit and kept him alive in a little cage. Somehow his brother hooked him up with dynamite from a mine outside of town. Big day arrives and the men tie the stick to the bunny, light the fuse and let him go.
The hare was mates with his captors now and not keen to go home. Chaos ensued and niggers ran to the grain shed. Bunny hopped along after his new mates and BOOM.
One dead scrub hare and three dead niggers.
>on the way to Atlanta from Austin with some friends
>entering Louisiana on I-20
>have a blowout in Shreveport
>get the donut on the car, look up nearest 24 hour used tire shop
>it's a hundred mile drive to Monroe
>enter Monroe, not so bad looking from the highway
>get in the neighborhood, hear the sounds of the jungle creeping in
>call up tire guy's number, it's his cell phone
>he's not happy we woke him up at 4:45 in the morning, gives us an $80 estimate anyway
>we all chip in for the tire
>and we wait
>we see a cop car drive by
>within a minute, he's back with five other cops
>we're scared shitless
>they question us and we tell them what happened
>cops are talking about quitting time at 5:00 so they don't press issues
>one tells us
>"Y'all know where you are? You're in the south side of Monroe, Louisiana." *slaps and rubs arm* "Y'all are in the dark side of town. I suggest you take your business to a more legitimate side of town...if you catch my drift."
>before we leave, we notice a native walk through the area we're occupying
>cops pull him off to the side say something to the effect of:
>"Now hold up there, hold up! What the fuck kind of moron walks right through an area with six cop cars with their lights on? You know what, I outta arrest your ass for being this stupid! Get the fuck out of here!"
>lay into him for two minutes
>we're laughing so fucking hard it's unreal
>we left, not wanting to push our luck
>call up tire guy, tell him what happened and why we can't buy the tire
>can hear him chimping out from over the phone
>fall asleep in a Wal-Mart parking lot, get the tire the next morning, and leave Louisiana as fast as we could
TL;DR - fuck Monroe, Louisiana.
You don't seem to understand what a nigger is. If black folks are chill up there, then they are not niggers. The obese native bitch who is cracked out and screaming IS a nigger.
It just so happens that blacks have a disproportionate number of niggers amongst them, in the states and a few other places.
> Delivering pizzas while in college
> Go to shitty ass apartments at 11pm
> Nigger answers door, obvious pot smoke rolls out
> Total is like $15 something
> He pulls out a cash wad the size of a fist, obviously drug money
> Numerous 100's, even more 20's
> Pays me exact change, no tip
Best tippers in my delivery experience are italians always tipping at consistently higher than expected, and oddly enough the jews who didn't tip as high as the italians, but they always tipped well. Whites would tip unless eurowhite, Asians would tip unless chinese, but yea blacks was a surprise if I got a tip.
This was a year or so back. Zambia.
>Managing a game lodge. Have a few permanent staff doing odd jobs. Nice people, still niggers though so make really fucking stupid decisions all the time.
>One chap convinces me his brother would be a great tracker, this nigger calls himself Jobs... as in, "I need the jobs."
>First time he comes out on a night drive we stop near a river for a few drinks. Only six guests, all German.
>I'm getting the cooler box and table and lanterns ready, Jobs needs to shit. Tell him not to go too far - wild animals and all.
>10mins later Jobs comes back asking for a bag. "You what nigger?" Notice he is carrying a pile of shit....
My boss had told all the staff that black people shit attracts lions and they must not shit in the bush on game drives so the tourists will be safer, so Jobs shat in his hands. He shat in his hands, carefull not to spill and put it in a packet and took it all the way back to the lodge to throw it in the longdrop...
A few months later Jobs got fired for using cable ties to attach the drive shaft of a land cruiser to the chassis because he couldn't find the right sized socket...
>be an african american drug dealer
>make a shit ton of cash with the homies
>boys be hungry
>"Ay Tyrone, get that pizza place on da phone. I'm hungry as a mothafucka"
>11:30 rolls around
>cracka ass college student with bad acne knockson the door
>"Here's your pizza sir!"
>"Ay thanks boi"
>Pay him the $15
>don't leave him no tip
You're a fucking pizza delivery boy!?! Your job is to shut up and bring me my pizza. I never expected tips when I was delivering pizza. If someone wanted to tip me out of the kindness of their hearts, I was very grateful, but I never became snobbish if they didn't.
What are you driving? A gas guzzling truck? Gas was never a problem and I made $12 an hour more than enough. Minus gas money I made slightly more than minimum wage.
>Start to regularly use the internet
>Find out that some white people actually think it's not racist/patronizing and a compliment to try to categorize us as black people and niggers
>White friend casually tells me that I'm one of the good ones
What the hell man?
Yeah it's rascism, just ignore it. i'll be one of the first here to say i'm probably rascist due to my upbringing in a shitty school where the ones getting in trouble just happened to be blacks. I try not to be rascist and it's pretty simple not to be, but every now and then you see someone who puts the rest of the community to shame and you can't help but mark them specifically.
First time going to a Popeyes Chicken place and it happened to be on Broad Street in North Philly. I was standing in a long line and my friend and I were the only white peoople there. I've had plenty of dealings with black people before, both pleasant and unpleasant so I naturally sparked up conversation with the old man next to me. "Jeez, I'm starving!" He quickly began an argument for why I'm not starving based on a few questions he asked me. "Have you eaten dirt.. sand.. grass? Then you're not fucking hungry" he said to me. Wanting to not be raped by a grease trap, I simply smiled and listened to his 5 minute rant on how he knows the real meaning of starving.
> out walking my dog late at night
> see car parked along curb
> it's full of niggers
> loud shit playing on the car radio
> I get closer, and they see me
> They roll up their windows and lock the doors
> Then I realize it's MY car.
There are black people. Then there are niggers.
There are white people. Then there are white trash rednecks.
In summary, there are people and then there are sub-human rejects.
To note: in the 'mericas it seems there are mostly just self entitled lazy ass niggers fucking shit up constantly for everyone else...
here in Africa (Southern and Western) we have kind natured black people who simply have never really received much of an education and so don't know any better. USA monkeys have no fucking excuse. They have gone feral.
> be 18 year old hick kid from Maine
> be traveling by bus up east coast from Florida
> hurricane Gloria blowing up (1985)
> be stuck in Port Authority bus terminal NYC 2 days, bus postponed due to weather.
> nigger keeps trying to sell me a handgun from a coin op locker
> won't stop following me trying to sell me weed, guns, etc
> too worried about robbery to sleep
That fucking nigger.
>>White friend casually tells me that I'm one of the good ones
>What the hell man?
That means you do stink like fecal matter.
you will not see white people doing that,but you will see white people going to school and shooting up their classmates becasue their favorite TV show finished, You will see white, people jacking off to dead people, cutting off womans head just to get off, you will see white people abusing women, hundreds of websites dedicated to that. But it is shameful to see this.
>I delivered pizza and for some inexplicable reason I was paid by the store instead of working for tips like 99.999999999999% of pizza delivery people.
yuropoor/nigger plz. In exchange for your lazy ass not having to drive there yourself you pay a delivery fee and a 16% tip to the driver. Not that fucking difficult. Since I'm not a lazy faggot I always just pick up my damn pizza and avoid spending 5 extra dollars for the "convenience" of it showing up an hour later. Even fucking mexicans know how to tip.
no matter what hardship you claim. Older blacks Philly will claim that hardship harder than you. Also stop wandering off Temple campus. shits rough
Chris Rock has always said it best in his old stand up...
"Every time black people want to have a good time...ignorant ass niggas fuck it up."
His routine comparing nigs and black people is so spot on as is the song that inspired it - Ice Cube's "Us".
I don't feel entitled to a tip unless there are certain circumstances (Such as that guy calling 10 minutes before close and living on the far side of the grid, not to mention the fact that there are still closing responsibilities to be done.
I'm not a europoor or nigger but pizza delivery drivers shouldn't expect tips. Unlike a waiter who waits on you, checks on you, socializes, and goes above and beyond their job description, pizza delivery faggots expect tips for doing their fucking jobs!! Should we tip cashiers for ringing us up faster than expected? Should we tip custodians for cleaning better than expected? Fuck off you beggar.
And if I ask for delievery it's not because I lazy it's probably because I'm busy doing something....like studying, if you went to university you wouldn't have to work a shitty job
Here's an idea...Get another job and stop complaining like a bitch! It's clearly not going well for you if you rely on everyone to give you a tip.
>Quit pulling numbers out of your ass
Those are real numbers. I made $12 an hour. my car got about 28 MPG on average and minimum wage was $8.75.
aus fag here,
in Australia we have this like nigga sub species.
known as the aboriginals, they're very similar to their nigger counterparts except much dumber and butt fucking ugly (no seriously im not even trying to be racist with the ugly comment, they are legit so fucking ugly i cant stress to you enough how much im not making the ugly part up) they travel in packs, drink methylated spirits and sniff petrol (along with many other hazardous substances) if approached hide your durries or you'll be swarmed seriously its fucked its like they have a fucking hive mind, if one knows then all the ones close by do and no matter how hard they beg DONT give them one or you'll know about it as the rest of the pack will very agitated and may even turn violent, the abo is extremely territorial and can often be heard saying things such as "this my laaand" (abos naturally hate all white people cause we invaded their country and tried to breed them out of existence or some shit sounds a bit dramatic if you ask me) their habitats include public housing, rundown shitty suburbs, the front door of pubs (only before 9am) public parks, prison and the outback. from a scientific standpoint they have been here for over 50 thousand years which makes them one of the oldest civilizations on earth, but despite all that by the time Australia was discovered and inhabited, they still hadn't invented the fucking wheel. they really drew the end of gene pool.
Do you still live in/around Detroit? If so, what's more fucked-up and dangerous, Detroit or Flint?
And have you been to Gary, Indiana, or East St. Louis, Illinois? If so, are they as fucked-up as Detroit or Flint?
What about Pontiac and Saginaw, are they close to as ghetto and violent as the D' and Flint town?
And while walking around the city, is it obvious that there are more black people in Detroit than whites/others?
Then I blame the pizza place. They clearly want to save on paid wages. You should get another job.
They don't necessarily have to. I've had waiters who were shitty and I left them a shitty tips, if any. But bringing me my pizza is literally the only thing I expect you to do, you can train a monkey to do that.
And if you really want to make money go into an apprenticeship program. It's typically not a long program, its hands on and you can establish a great career. My neighbour is a contract worker and he averages 60k a year because he's so good... and he only has a high school degree.
Detroit is worse than flint. I work for a carpet cleaning company. The technicians always bitch about who has to take the Detroit route.
>Take everything that belongs to you out of the van.
Once had a nigger steal a van WHILE WE WERE FUCKING USING IT.
Cleaning wand gets ripped out of the house, destroys home we were cleaning, and wrecks all of our equipment.
Dumbnigger couldn't figure out how to turn the mounted engine off.
"black lives matter" protesters bursting in on an award giving ceremony for a 100 year old, navy WW2 vet. Screaming their idiotic chants over and over and getting violent. Then Basketball American guy running the ceremony says he supports their cause but it would be nice for them to let other causes have their time.
They reply with "TOKEN, TOKEN, TOKEN!!"
they aren't all that bad anon.
I'm a geologist and work in mt Isa. And for every drunken abo on the streets, there is 2 in the mine working. I find a lot of the young aboriginals my age that I work with don't drink at all.
You can thank the government and their education and rural development of aboriginal communities.
Up north the aboriginals were neglected for so long, by the people and the government. And yeah we see most of them as drunken degenerates who can barely speak except for 'gotta smok bruddah??', and its easy to say 'its not the governments fault they give them heaps of money'. But that drunken shit is like a culture, its passed down from father to son to mother to daughter. And it takes a lot to break that and teach the community to integrate and work to get ahead.
>Holidaying in Cooper Pedy
>Buying milk from local servo
>Some fucking nig nog tries to steal my milk as soon as I exit the servo
>I hit him over the head with it
>He starts crying and blabbering: "Im thirsty"
>Still no fucks given to this day
Most own their own houses. But yeah a few have been to my house. I'm fifo and my house is in gc. But yeah, they are nice people, the grog is what ruins them. It's a poison.
you're not me.
That's a fucked-up and ridiculous story. Did they catch the idiot who stole the van while you guys were using it to clean? And did anyone get hurt?
Btw, how long ago did this happen? Do you still live in/near Detroit? What are the cops generally like in Detroit? Are they hardened and ready-to-rumble at all times, from being in that type of culture, like I'd expect them to be? Or are they pretty friendly and easy-going?
And is it fair to assume that you have also spent time in Flint? If so, aren't the bad parts of Flint (which seems to be most of the city, from what I understand) at least close to as bad as the bad parts of Detroit?