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>Get hungry
>Go to the kitchen and try to fine dine
>Look in freezer
>Spots something wrapped in foil
>Frozenburrito.jpg
>Unwraps, put on plate, and heat it up
>1 minute later
>Burrito looks like shit
>Gets the hot sauce
>Eat burrito.jpg
>Sits and relax while on laptop
>5 minutes later
>Stomach churns
>Chest feels like shit
>Hold it down
>While later
>Can't hold it down
>OHSHIT.EXE
>Go to bathroom
>Throw up in toilet
>Can't stop
>Later
>Have the shits
>Start to sweat
>Shit smells 10x worse than it normally should
>Panic
What do /b/?
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Suck my dick faggot
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>>590206103
kill urself
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>>590206504
no u
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Don't eat for a few days or you'll keep throwing up and shitting everywhere
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>>590206103
Stick a shower head up your ass and give yourself a colonic irrigation.
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>>590206103
stop eating stuff that looks like shit.
how dumb are you?
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>>590207180
Good advice, found out the burrito was 2-4 months old, nobody bothered to throw it out or tell me.
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>>590207256
this winRAR
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>>590207616
tape it
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ITT: Fucking Newfags
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>>590206103
>What do /b/?
Well the first thing you should do is stop eating food you find in the back of your freezer
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>>590207422
Food poisoning I think you'll be fine in a few days I had it
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How can you tell samefag if ID's are gone?
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>>590208004
Yeah I thought so, thanks anon
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>>590206103
NEVER eat frozen burritos the chromosomes that are in burritos are not deadly unless you put it in freezer, because of the chemicals that keep your refrigerator nice and cold can make some chromosomes to deadly mutantmolecules that can melt your stomach.
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Go to a club and throw up on normies
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>>590207422
Typical roommate shit. None of mine ever clean out their shit in the fridge, and they leave it so unorganized that i cant even put new food in
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>>590177629
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>>590208849
I've eaten plenty of frozen burritos before and I never experienced this problem. I gotta say you're right. Fuck frozen burritos dude, I'm done with those.
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