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Easy pussy. get me laid /b.
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Whats the roll number?
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Whoops, 9 decides
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>>589850587
Send a dick pic
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>>589850347
Ask to see her pencil case.
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How about we change that
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>sage this shit thread.
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I have a huge surprise for you
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>>589850785
Reroll
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>>589850949
Winrar
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>>589850587
Ive got blue balls...
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>>589850949
winner. one sec
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How about we amplify that?
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I heard semen is effective in reducing pain, would you like me to come over and prescribe some medicine?
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send nudes pl0x
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OP, why u no deliver?
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DELIBER OP
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>>589850347
winrar
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I like the way its headed already
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I really, really, really like where this is going.
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>>589851603
>>589851783
Sorry guys, was taking a shit. 4 decides
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you will have to let me back inside to see it
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>>589852795
Hitler on a dinosaur
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>>589852795
this
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Muh dick
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Come over to my place and I'll let you see
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>>589852795
Send dick pic
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>>589852795
I am lord penor
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>>589853020
roll
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>>589852795
I am a nigger loving cuck.
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>>589853037
send URL
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>>589853113
Reroll
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I can help fix that headache! But you'll have to come to my place.
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I love sticking my finger in my asshole and jerking my dick off with the shit I pull out
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>>589853154
WINRAR
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>>589853154
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>>589853154
>>589853154
Best WINRAR I've ever seen kek
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>>589853154
Winrar
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I can help fix that headache! But you'll have to come to my place..
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>>589852795
A chicken sandwich
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>>589853154
Winrar
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>>589853306
Ahahha. What a Winrar.
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Sex has been proven to cure headaches you know ;)
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Shes gunna pass out
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>>589853454
Winrar 2
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>>589853154
WINRAR
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>>589853154

OP will surely delivar.
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>>589853596
>589853596
I didn't mean to win there. :(
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>>589853773
You won, be happy
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OP here. Idk how to send the link so fuck you guys. Also I won't do something that ends with me in jail or the police being contacted.
3 is next
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>>589853091
Roll
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I got aspirin up my arse
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>>589853972
it's in my pants
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>>589853972
OP is a fag
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>>589853972
puss puss
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>>589853972
Feel bad for not delivering but I'm not selling out for you retards
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>>589853972
I never use the toilet. I always, with the water off naked, shit in the shower. Then, I sit down and use my special shit chopping butter knife that I keep in my vanity drawer to cut it all up and dissect it. It's very interesting to find out which part of the shit is which meal because some things don't really digest fully, such as mushrooms, some beans, tomatoes, venlafaxine pills (this is how I can exactly tell which meal is which bit because I take my dose at exactly the same time each day) and I can work it out because sometimes there is no venlafaxine pills (they just look exactly the same except slightly yellow) in the shit that it takes normally longer than 24 hours for the food to go from your mouth to become shit, although it varies quite a lot and sometimes (because I take two pills a day) there will be 4 pills and then I know it took two days at least (constipation) and my record is 6 pills but that was when I was taking morphine so at least three days from mouth to ass which is quite a long time. Sometimes, the shit is very very hard and it separates into little pellet balls which I think means I am dehydrated even though I drink tonnes of water and other times it is diarrhea which means I'm sick. Then I become very paranoid about clooging the drain and someone finding what I am doing so that's why I then have to chop it up very very very fine and smush it with the knife. Then, I put the shower on still sitting down and do a gold panning sort of thing with the water so all the small bits slowly go down the drain leaving the larger ones to be chopped up by me. After all of that I then have a normal shower and scrub the floor and my body with antibacterial soap.
Sometimes if I have a very full belly I will go into the shower and do the same thing except make myself vomit, it really is amazing how much you can fit in your stomach
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let me back inside and ill show you
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>>589853972
You fucking faggot. Get the fuck out of here
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>>589853972
Not OP.
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>>589853972
SEND THE URL
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>>589854213
Winrar!!!
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>>589854159
Roll
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>>589854213
winrar
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>>589853972
Cmon OP it's not illegal
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>>589853972
THAT VIDEO CANT GET YOU IN JAIL RETRDED AS FAGGOT, OP.
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>>589853972
>Idk how to send the link so fuck you guys.
It's a 42 character string.
You have 140 character text messages.
It's not rocket science.
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>>589854333
trips winrar
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>>589853972
Op is a faggot.
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>>589854213
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Og god no>>589854213
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>>589854213
Winrar
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>>589854333
>>589854555
double trips winrar
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>>589853972
COME ON DUDE
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Deliver you piece of crap
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>>589854213
winrar
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>>589853972
Well OP, it's better than any other suggestion in this thread. Just deliver man, other guys have sent the same link in these kinds of threads..
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>>589853972
OP is fag
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OP wont get laid
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OP here. I'm not stupid I know you can't go to jail for sending a video. But I rather not joke around with people getting beheaded, you know?
5 is next
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>>589853972
you're such a piece of shit. When you say a certain number decides what you do, the certain number decides it. Can't back out of it you fucking faggot.
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>>589855240
Also only did a few lines of text because too long
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>>589855240
You didn't send the full thing, faggot.
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>>589855382
stop posting here, this op is a fucking retard
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>>589855240
HUEHUEUHEUHE THAT WAS SUCH A FUNNY SUGGESTION, OOO TOILETS.
Listen, we're not 12 year olds in here, just fucking deliver man. You promised.
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>>589855240
Send a fucking dickpic
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>>589855240
why didn't you post the whole thing faggot
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>>589855240
Anyway, can you go to KFC with me?
I fucking love chickens
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Jk, wanna meet up at my place?
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>>589855240
You are a faggot
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>>589854213
rolling for faggot op to send more of this
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i am a fucking retard and also i posted this convo on 4chan
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>>589855658
Roll
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>>589855814
this plus the photo
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>>589855240
fuck YOU.
fuck YOU.
NIGGER, OP.
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>>589855744
This.
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>>589855879
this
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Someone spiderman this thread. OP is a massive faggot and im in my smartphone
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>>589855879
roll
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>>589853972 http://i.4cdn.org/b/1420137111196.webm
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>>589855879
this
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>>589856005
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>>589856005
OP here. That's some funny shit
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>>589856005
WINRAR
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I went through something similar, back in elementary school everyone called me pogo because every time I got a boner during class my dick was long enough that I could just grab my legs and hop out of the classroom, some of the kids thought I had an actual pogo stick in my pants until I got to embarrassed and finally told them it was actually my dick. Since the incident I was called pogo. Everyone would point and laugh at me as I bounced up and down the hallways.
One day as I was bouncing down the sidewalk on my home some of the meaner kids started coming towards me, and I expected the worse, but what I didn't expect was for one of them to kick me right in the middle of my dick, causing me to fall and scrape my knees. I went home crying as they called after me yelling "Pogo! Pogo!".
When I got home my mom was waiting and I told her what happened. She tried to comfort me but I just kept crying and crying until I realized it was actually from the pain that my penis was feeling. My mom immediately took me to the hospital and I went into the ER. They sedated me an when I woke up the doctor gave me the news. They had surgically removed my penis and testicles and I was medically stripped my gender identification.
From then on when people called me pogo, I would just pull down my pants and laugh at their faces when they saw. I was never bullied again after that.
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>>589856005
WIN LOL
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>>589856139

OP here. ;)
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I got aspirin up my arse
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>>589855938
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>>589856139
What is it
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>>589856221
no
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>>589856005
WONRAR
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>>589855240
You suck OP
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>>589850347
If its easy, why the fuck do you need /b/'s halp.

nypa (not your pussy acquirer)
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>>589856305
WONRAD
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>>589853972
Faggot
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>>589856281
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OP here. You guys are fucking stupid. I don't care if it gets rolled twice I'm not sending the vid. Try again 5
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>>589856005
>>589856305
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>>589856527
Fuck you OP!!
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>>589855240
you're still a faggot, op.
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OP here. You guys can send the video yourselves. Or try to get some girls like I do to send it do.
You're pathetic, I don't want to go to jail, you can.
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OP is a flaming fucking faggot.
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>>589856527
you are a fucking faggot, I hope you die by hippos cumming in your mouth all at once.
you are a faggot.
bitch.
nigger.
cunt.
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>>589855879
roll
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>>589856719
ITS NOT ILLEGAL YOU FUCKING NIGGER
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Op here. I AM A HUGE FAGGOT.
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So on that note, how about a nude pic?
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>>589856911
DUBS SPEAK THE TRUTH
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>>589856911
Kek, this thread is great. Somebody gotta archive this shit.
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>>589856911
>she calls polease for harassment/threat to life
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>>589857056
NO, I AM OP AND I LOVE HIPPO COCKS
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>>589856719
Not OP

OP here. You guys fucking suck. 3 decides
>>589856595
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I bet OP bailed because he had to go get fucked in the ass by a giraffe while deepthroating his dad
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>>589857166
> dubs
Must be true
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>>589856221
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>>589857107
>OP thinks the video itself is illegal
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>>589857065
reroll
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Spidey end this shit.
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>>589856375
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>OP is actually 12 years old
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>>589850347
cursors.io
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>>589857307


>>589855240
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>>589850347
>>589850506
>>589850587
>>589850785
>>589850835
cursors.io
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OP didn't send the fucking video. Nigger fagot.
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OP here. I litereally can't stop sucking dicks
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>>589853037
RELIGION OF PEACE STRIKES AGAIN
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