Taylor thread round 3

She just exists to remind me that I'm a failure.

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fakes welcome

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where were u when selena was killed by islamists?

sup /b/ taylor here ask me anything

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>>589832857
why?

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>>589832701
Why did the other Taylor Swift thread get deleted?
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>>589818261
>>589818261
It didn't reach image max

>>589833052
Probably an ugly dyke.

>>589833058
bump limit

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from a thread the other day.

>>589833310
i have the exact same phone
am I taylor too?

>>589833382
maybe everyone is secretly taylor

>>589833310
nope. its just some butterface

http://4archive.org/s/res/14917422

>>589833451
hahahaha maybe
except that's retarded
because i'm the only taylor

>>589833520
say hi to karlie

>>589833310
more?

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Nth for Taylor, like many female celebs, would look so much more attractive with less or no makeup.

Also related: I have had more than one person of each sex tell me Taylor Swift looks like me if I was a drag queen.

>mfw

>>589833058
What is pic pointing out? Some conspiracy theory?

Goddamn i love these threads
and i don't even like her that much
but there are always nice people

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any claim of her having fake boobs needs to consider this:

http://taylorswiftboobs.tumblr.com/archive

she always had stealth boobs....she only started wearing pushup bras and designer clothes after mid-2012.

>>589833558
>>589833052
>>589832923
>>589832701
Am I the only one who feels bad pirating the music from someone this beautiful?

>>589833773
probably. i'm surprised no-one has claimed that taylor was murdered and replaced by a doppleganger yet

So how pure is Taylor?
She is made out to be a huge sex symbol by radiohosts and college teens and she did new years eve with Ryan Seacrest, not to mention she has a lot of songs about different boys, but she is apparently not a huge slut after all? Apparently she has only had sex with like 2 people?

Also she refuses to show her naval? Is this true?

>>589833745
see the link faggot
>>589833510

>>589834040
I don't even like her music, but damn I wish I could marry her.

>delusional fantasies.jpg

>>589834083
she's never claimed to be a virgin i don't think. I don't think she hides her navel as much as people think either. She's also rumoured to be bisexual (or lesbian)

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>>589834064
there are better conspiracies out there about taylor....

http://analyzingtaylor.tumblr.com/post/78021638545/do-you-think-taylor-is-part-of-the-illuminati

>>589834286
that doesn't surprise me. the rumours about Miley being murdered and replaced are hilarious though

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She was on /b/ last night

It's previously been established that Taylor visits here. That very well might be Taylor asking for questions. Sucks not having IDs.

It's funny how she has gotten much MUCH more attractive with age. She's mid twenties now and looks better than she ever did when she was a teen.

>>589834083
I think she may be a goldstar. That's why guys break up with her. She won't put out.

But all attractive women should know even if you're saving yourself for the one perfect guy at least a dozen have sniffed your used panties and know what your pussy smells like.

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Am I the only one who doesn't think she's that good? Her head is massive in contrast to her neck/body.

Human bobble head. 6/10 at most, definitely not anywhere close to 10/10

>>589834663
at least of her exes claimed she was "asexual"

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>>589834576
I think it was a matter of her learning to understand which designers have tastes and which styles are sexy but not slutty.

she has a great stylist. he devised her strategy that she can wear crop tops that show midriff without belly button.

its a slide ruler thing

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>>589834040
y-yes. i have never bought music, but i'm thinking of buying hers

>>589834276
She said a long time ago she wouldn't say if she was a virgin or not so people wouldn't think about her having sex.

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>>589834663
>a dozen have sniffed your used panties and know what your pussy smells like.

>>589834680
She's not a 10 for sure, but dude, she so popular, SO fucking famous, that at this point it starts inflating her image and making her more desirable than much more attractive woman.

I'm surprised this game hasn't destroyed her. It has done that to all other humans of this caliber of popularity. It leads me to believe that she is really morally centered and not a slur like everyone says.

>>589834788
Which ones?

>>589834976
that is a bit of a stupid thing to say lol

>>589835070
harry styles most famously. I think someone else said they left because she wouldn't put out

Does Taylor still live in Nashville?

>>589835282
Why would you EVER leave someone with that much money just because they won't have sex?

Holy shit I'd wait 3 years to Fuck her if I could be associated with her accounts.

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>>589834962
the best reason to pay for her work is that she goes out of her way to do creative nice things with her money, whether its buy interesting real estate or buy fans gifts.....

did u see this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3yyF31jbKo

>>589835298
She has a house there.
She also has one in Paris and one somewhere in New England.

>>589835298
she has four or five homes in five places. most of her time has been spent in nyc for the past year

>>589835536
which is the house she supposedly shares with karlie kloss?

>>589835536
she doesnt have a place in paris, at least one that her fans know of. she was considering something in london though.

source: i am autist fan.

>>589835601
>>589835536
Why in the flying shit would someone need that many houses?

>tfw live 20 minutes from nashville, but will never meet and have a cup of coffee at coco's with her.

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>>589835698
thats just gossip bullshit.

taylor lets her friends decorate rooms in her mansions, and karlie got to decorate 1 room so thats how that rumor got out.

>>589835774
once you are super rich, elite real estate is an investment that you can live in whenever you need to.....or have your family and friends live in.

>>589835787
Supposedly, Fido is the place she lurks most there.

>>589834224
it's not really my thing but i can definitely listen to it if it ever comes on the radio or w/e

but yes anon we all agree, she is stupidly hot

>>589836030
to be fair that isn't the only reason that people think they're dating

>>589835459
cause the guys that leave her have just as much money

What are the chances of her nudes leaking online someday?

>>589836851
never

>>589836851
she has security guys that sweep every dressing room or bathroom she uses.

the only way nudes ever leak is if they were very old.

>>589837026
given the erin andrews thing that is sensible.

>>589837026
How do you know that?
What other things does she do because of her fame?

She needs a better drummer

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>>589833773
Goats/ goat skulls are used in satanic rituals. It hints that Taylor has agreed to give herself over to these dark groups in exchange for fame

>Mtv Video very Related

Just skip the sp00ky intro and got to 1:16 into the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDwEV87JW8

>>589837194
i'm not getting into that on /b/.

just stop spamming taylor to /b/ and start going to places like reddit /r/taylorswift and tumblrs like ohsoswiftly and analyzingtaylor and youll learn all kinds of interesting things and opinions.

>>589834040
>>589834962
>>589835498

Musicians only get a small percentage of revenue from selling music, labels get the most of it.

>>589837601
lets hope she doesn't die young then because then everyone will say she's an illuminati sacrfice

>>589836851
My guess is she doesn't have any.
If she is in reality scandelous just like j law, then she's fucking amazing at hiding it.
It contradicts her entire persona and paparazzi are experts at exposing people.
I remember when she turned 18 and everyone was expecting sexy shoots and scandelous advertisements. Well, 6 years later there is still none. I honestly think she's just a nice girl.

>>589838090
taylor has a small label that she gets a bigger cut of.

they have a CD distribution deal with universal, but she can ditch them for anyone, so they give her good terms too.

>>589834395
But she was at Time Square...

>>589834395
if u believe this to be real then your a fucking moron

>>589838249
yes, thats a russian camwhore that kinda looks like TS on that one angle. there were other pics of this chick though and nothing else did.

>>589837601
Too bad the arrows are not pointing at goats...

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>>589838300
I would bet a million dollars that she has many polaroid nudes of her and friends but they are inside of vaults.

>>589838792
why is the gay dancer photoshopped out?

>>589838300
Well, before the leak no one thought jlaw had the pics that she actually did

>>589838877
Because he's a gay dancer.

>>589838916
But JLaw was a known drunk who is brilliant at portraying bipolar chicks.

it wasnt shocking that she had nudes, just that they got out.

>>589838877
literally the stupidest question ever.

and yes I am that OCD that I can't enjoy that photo with him sitting there.

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Anyone else have any interesting info on taylor?

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>>589838916
The nude Jennifer pictures just proved my suspicions she is poor white trash at heart. I didn't save those pics so here is one of classier ones.

>>589838849
probably. I wouldn't be surprised if karlie has taylor nudes

>>589839178
there was a rumour a while back that taylor used cocaine a fair bit

>>589839433
she'd be the cutest cokehead ever.

>>589839345
fucking take the hint and join the reddit and tumblr communities. they know everything about her.

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>>589839291
how is that OCD you pleb

>>589839401

>>589839614
>Telling me to go on tumblr and reddit while on /b/

>>589839780
>His hatred for tumblr and reddit surpasses his love of taylor

>>589837601
>hurr durr goat heads are satanic
I bet you watched true detective and think you know everything.

Satanism and Lucifer himself have nothing to do with goats. Goats were worshiped by pagan cults during the middle ages. This practice was condemned by the church and deemed "satanic" even though it had nothing to do with Christianity.

Lucifer is a fallen angel, and demons are his followers. They don't have horns.

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6 years apart

>>589840564
Holy shit she keeps getting better.
Think she can keep this up til 30?

>>589840853
probably but she won't look as good then

Anyone see her perform last night? She was supposed to send us a little signal.

>>589840853
I think she's three years away from hating fame or settling down

>>589835298
Tribeca I think

>>589841138
Possibly.
Women that stay fit and healthy can peak in late 20s or even around 30.
Genes actually don't effect your aging until your 30s, before that it's all about how well you take care of yourself.

>>589834962
That's no way to hold a cat.

>>589833052
She's really trying to look like she has tits

good thread. thats enough for me.

please stop spamming taylor to /b/. too many shit heads here. join the tumblr and reddit communities if you like her.

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the fact that she has taken selfies gives me enough hope that she may have some nudes out there somewhere

>>589834224
And the fappers gonna fap fap fap fap fap
Though the music is crap crap crap crap crap

>>589843250
taylor threads are better than 90% of the other shit on here

>>589843349
I can't fap to her, I would feel guilty if I tried.

>>589834962
mmmm... that pussy

Taylor for president 2016

>>589832701
I approve of all the taytay threads I've been seeing in the last 48hours.

OP, let's make this a regular thing for 2015.

She is the one woman in the world I would literally rape the shit out of if I was left in a room alone with her.

>>589844873
>She is the one woman in the world I would literally rape the shit out of if I was left in a room alone with her.

Well if you do, be sure to take pics and post them on /b/

Tay is better wife material--but in all honesty--I'd rather fuck Miley

>>589844873
Taylor is a master in tae kwon do, anon. She'd be the one raping you.

>>589845276
i'd fuck miley, but i'd wear a condom.

Any pics of her from New Years in Times Square?

>>589845803
http://www.justjared.com/2015/01/01/taylor-swifts-new-years-rockin-eve-2015-performance-video/

>>589833310
too short to be her

>>589845350
Either way, as long as my cum ended up in her vag I'd be a happy man.

Making her pregnant would be a life's worth of good achievements.

>>589833310
marks are on different legs

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>>589845803

god fucking damnit /b/. you are not making no fap 2015 as long as i can easier with this absolute perfection of a woman

If Taylor Swift was a discount clothing store, she'd be Taylor Thrift.

If Taylor Swift was a present, she'd be Taylor Gift.

>>589838477
>"your"

You were saying something about morons?

If Taylor Swift smelled something good, she'd be Taylor Sniffed.

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>>589849687
>tfw when she will never show up at your door

If Taylor Swift was a boat floating aimlessly, she'd be Taylor Adrift.

>>589849760
I would sniff her but like tomorrow wasn't going to come.

I would lick her cunt like 1000 niggers hadn't cummed in it without protection

Taytay makes me go insaneay

>>589839345
Is that a huge scar on her right thigh? I'm not an autist fan but just curious.

If Taylor Swift helped quadriplegics get into shortbuses, she'd be Taylor Wheelchair-Lift.

If Taylor Swift quarreled over petty points, she'd be Taylor Tiffed.

If Taylor Swift was the lead guitarist, she'd be Taylor Riffed.

If Taylor Swift was slightly drunk, she'd be Taylor Squiffed.

If Taylor Swift cheated people out of money, she'd be Taylor Stiffed.

If Taylor Swift was a petty swindler, she'd be Taylor Grift.

>>589850131
looks like it.

If Taylor Swift drove during one of the chase scenes in Fast & Furious, she'd be Taylor Shift.

>>589850460
they are really cute together

>>589850466
>>589850524
>>589850598
>>589850666
If taylor swift hated you, she'd be Taylor swift

If Taylor Swift sucked at softball, she'd be Taylor Wiffed.

>>589849610
if taylor swift was really fast she'd still be taylor swift

>>589850883
If Taylor Swift was listen to a confession, she'd be Taylor Shrift.

>>589850761
I agree...

If Taylor Swift was panning for gold, she'd be Taylor Sift.

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>>589851023
well done

If Taylor Swift was an ocean current, she'd be Taylor Rift.

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Is this her?

If Taylor Swift was confused about her sexuality, she'd be Taylor Miffed

If Taylor Swift was an out of control Saudi driver she'd be Taylor Drift.

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>>589851161

>>589851408
Taylor swift makes me question being gay.

>>589832929
hoax

>>589851639
Just have her put on a strap on and slowly pound your face....

I like skinny blond white chicks, but I'm not 100% sold here. Could someone post some pics of her feet so I can decide whether I want to fap to her or not?

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>>589834014
>stealth boobs

>>589852043
A man can dream~

>>589840853
i think she had a prettier face back then though

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Those photoshopped pictures are really disgusting guys >.<

>>589834395
OMG! is that real??

If Taylor Swift was mine, I'd probably not kill myself.

>>589852267
I know right. I would do anything to play lesbians with her

Seeing some internet stuff about Taylor having a "glue gun" scar on her right thigh. In doing scientific research on the subject for a friend, it looks like the major photo publishers use an airbrush procedure on it.

>>589853602
not surprised they airbrush it because based on the pic above it's pretty big

>>589847749
hot damn I'm jealous of that dude

>>589832904
>>589832904
Never

If Taylor Swift was an English elevator, she'd be Taylor Lift.

>>589853504
>You will never be gay with taylor swift

>>589839614
>>589839780
>>589840039
I'd go on reddit and tumblr but my doctor told me to cut down on trans-fats.

>>589852979
lel every one ignores this

if Taylor Swift was a calligraphic handwriting genius, she would be Taylor Seriffed

>>589834395
i remember the good old days when we named her kitten

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>>589855899
wtf it was fuckin 2k11? omg i've been here too long

>>589852979
lel real taylor swift here

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>>589852164

>>589855769
Photoshopped:/

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>>589855769
OMG!!!!! Hello Taylor!!!! how are you? i'm your biggest fan!

>>589836030
ron weasley has come far

>>589857101
You do know that the pic was photoshopped right? Scroll up fr original pic

>>589833310
fat fucking legs lmfao.

>>589856754
Thank you. Based on the resarch opened up by your post, I have not only concluded that she is fapworthy, I have concluded my fap. YEeeeaaahhh!

>>589857805

He was obviously joking.

>>589857805
That was sarcasm.

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my heart melted

>>589832701
>posting overrated slut so dull that it makes you balls permanently dry
boring slut, oh so boring and uninteresting, doing same slut moves hollywhores being doing since 1900.

>>589859222

...and I came

>>589859282

If this bitch farted in the tub, I would bite the bubbles

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>>589847749
>>589847855
>>589847963
>>589848117
>>589848246
>>589848325
>nice
If anyone has the sauce on the Taylor lookalike in this gif I'd appreciate it.

>>589859643
I still confuse between Taylor Swift and Scarlet Johanson, because they look so alike and so dull and boring, like 20000 other similar Hollywood sluts nobody cares about, unless you care about Britney Spears and Jessica Alba and you are some kind of a celebrity moron. I can't seriously think about a single memorable thing this bitch has made and i know she been in lots of movies, she is so uninteresting. We all know what Marilyn Monroe has done, what Emma Watson is known for, but there are so many boring sluts like Scarlett Johanson and this Taylor bitch.

>>589859222
I would not wash my mouth for weeks.

my question is where can i listen to 1989 for free.

>>589859222
Plenty trips

>>589860938
He will see this video in 15 years and realize how stupid he was.

>>589861729
youtube

>>589861812
it's best if his parents never show him this video. he'd probably commit suicide

>>589861812
But he will cherrish the memory for ever, once he understands who she was.

Taylor Swift = a Hollywood produced cyborg, programmed with acting abilities, used around events for promotion of Hollywood. Reminds me of that South Park episode of holograms.

>>589862460
didn't south park actually do an episode featuring taylor swift?

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>>589839684
>dat feel when someone saves an reposts you're taylor image form /hr/

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>>589841151
I have it recorded but haven't watched it yet. What was the signal gonna be?

>>589863052
But she wasn't a hologram there... She sang Baby, It's Cold Outside with Bill Cosby and was molested by him(I was always sure that song is about rape)

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>>589843250
>join the tumblr and reddit communities if you like her.

>>589841151
>>589863749
It is here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvKfsZvqLJk

>>589834040
Yea...I bought all her albums cause

>>589864444
I was serious. Analyzingtaylor.tumblr.com is run by a /b/tard guy that is a big fan and experienced working in media

>>589864436
that song is well known to be about rape I think.

>>589864499

>Published on Dec 31, 2012

That video is not from last night

>>589865454
So direct us to the one from yesterday, then.

>>589857865
fag

we cant let the thread die yet

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>>589863749

>>589839401
Yup, same here

OK FAGGOTS I HAVE TO KNOW

Does Taylor really browse /b/? or is that one picture showing all the "evidence" of us naming her cat Meredith really faked by some autist?

>>589846399
>what are mirrors?

>>589868026

she's so classy :3

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>>589870717

>>589840332

Unless angels have horns, of course.
They might hide them under the halos, or use them to prop it up.

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>>589870717
this

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>>589870717
twitter proof

>>589832701
I think, I actually like her considerably more if she's lezzzbo. Somehow, she just, makes more sense.

>>589839345
>>589850131

That scar is from height leg extension surgery.

She used to be shorter before she was famous

Typical white washing, only reason why shes popularized is because of the false notion of "white purity" if it was a black girl with the same steps as her she will not be as famous and as heavily advertised as this white purity. Typical rich propaganda.

>>589871706
>>589871926
explain this

>>589837601
Faggot, please study your pre-christian history.
Goats were mans best friend for ages, because they provided labor, milk, cheese, were kind and safe around children, and playful and fun. They were a SYMBOL of the best aspects of life, for thousands of years. ...until the Jews took over Rome and Rome went around replacing greek and european cultures with modern Judeo-Christfagness, vilifying every other fucking thing in its path, and people like you were dumb enough to believe whatever you were told by authority. Research the historical records yourself.

There's nothing evil about a goat. They still just like nibbling on the sweet grass and playing in the sun. And they provide great milk and cheese.

>>589872922
There are 10x as many successful black sluts in hiphop as there are Taylor Swifts.

You're a fuck.

>>589868183
well , she did fall