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i am in 2nd year university. these are my roommates... i would bang any of them but i dont want to ruin my chances. which one should i focus on fucking??
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Middle one yo
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>>588266624
Middle one. Don't be a tard.
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>>588266624
In order: 2, 3, 1
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>>588266783
this for sure...got more?
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>>588266624
middle one is gonna be too hard. go for the first one she looks easy
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Middle one faggot
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>>588266979
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do i just text a dick pic?
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>>588266624
the right one you idiot
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Go for lefty. Middle one is obviously better looking and lefty will be flattered you chose her and it will take no effort to get inner pants. Middle may actually get jealous then you can fuck her too.
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they all must think you're a fag OP
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>>588266934
Ayyyyy lmao same
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Go for the middle one. First will be jealous, you can always fall back on her
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>>588266624
the beer bottle on the floor
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>>588266624
the one you feel closest to... probably she looks at you with extra cuteness... go for it

the middle one is probably the hottest one, but may not be the best sex, the best experience... go for it only if there is the chemistry
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>>588267260
wtf?
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i was able to sneak into this ones room to get this pic after she was out drinking all night so really drunk..
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>>588268206
>Got this pic
>Didnt rape
>NotLegit/10
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>>588268206
def middle. any more though?
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>>588269326
the middle one locked her door sorry
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right, i'd say. mmm mm.
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>>588266624
play the long game. see who gets drunk the easiest, start testing the waters. boom jackpot
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>>588268206
Fuck the one with the lowest self esteem
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>>588268490
is any more of this?
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middle one, classiest, best one to make your wife.
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>>588266624
show us more of middle .. shes the one
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>>588267128
After seeings this pic, you should definitely fuck the one on the right; she has the best face, looking cute as fuck.
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>>588271292
ya heres the middle one she does seem like the hottest hmm
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>>588272009
ya and she passed out with her door unlocked so that was cool...
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>>588272185
What? I thought the pic of the passed-out girl is the middle one.
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>>588272077

i would blast my semen on her classy face.
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>>588272506
no its the right one, she didnt lock her door luckily cus she was wasted
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>>588266934
>>588266624
22222222222222222
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>>588273140
Oh, god, bro--Fuck her. Spread those legs and promptly insert your penis.
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>>588273515
fuck i want to. i cant touch her tho she will wake up im afraid
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>>588273723
just take a few more pics in different angles
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>>588273723
Do it! She won't wake up and if she does she will already be so turned on that she will go for it
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>>588272077
dud eshe is without a doub t the winner

please hook us up. Especially with 2
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>>588266624
3

These other fuckers are retarded.

2 has herps, and fucks blacks.
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>>588273140
>not right
You're on /b/ you faggot!
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>>588274031
lol i got this one. i touched her and she made a noise i cant wake her up. her ass tho...
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>>588274685
take moar pics

cum on her maybe?
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>>588274685
Don't worry with your small penis she won't feel a thing.
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>>588275118
>this
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>>588274685
THIS IS HOW YOU FUCK HER.
>go to kitchen
>get eggs
>boil water
>go check if she's still asleep
>go back to check on water
>once boiling place eggs inside of water
>wait
>when they're done put them on a plate
>go back to the room and wake her up
>say "hey you sounded like you had a rough night"
>before she even says anything just say "shh don't talk eat this"
>????
>prophit
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>>588274685
Stop being a fag and do it. She will want it
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>>588274685
more more more please?
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>>588274685
great tits
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>>588275620
honestly my dick is small. ill show for proof but do i just need to spoon her and she will take it??
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>>588274685
be a whiteknight beta faggot like you normally are and wake her up
tell her she sounded angry try to get in touch with her
let her call you her best friend then go back to your room and jack off like a pathetic loser you are
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>>588275620
Yeah she probably gets drunk like that because of the low self esteem you inflicted upon her by not banging her. Bitch is asking for it.
>"why won't anon fuck me!?"
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>>588275854
she wont know being that waisted.. wont even remember
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>>588275553
this guy is geniouz that is the perfect plan
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>>588275854
Rub yo dick all over her anon, shit feels great.
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>>588274685
wake her up and ask if she wants to fuck
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dude bang her and upload the video:3
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Take pic of your dick touching her hole
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>>588276009
lol these are great dude. Keep these coming
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>>588276501
Says you nigger
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>>588276501
nigger
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>>588276501
NIGGER
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>>588276009
turn her around pussy
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>>588276501
You nigger!
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while you guys wait

Njg8c4
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>>588276501
Watch out for this nigger he might steal yo girl.
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>>588267379
Wise nigger here
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>>588268490
Top kek
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>>588266624
>2nd year university

lolwut they look like 15 year olds
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>>588276998
this was hard
>>588277290
shes 23
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>>588276501
w/e this is at least accurate
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>>588277890
Put dick in mouth
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>>588277890
a lot of hard things around here.. ask any anon
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>>588277890
pic of her tits op?
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>>588277290
Shit anon,i was wondering the same thing.
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>>588277890
Timestomp
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>>588279039
Punch her gullet
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>>588278774
pulled this one down
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>>588279269
Dood...dick in mouth
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>>588279269
Get one with her face in it faggot
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>>588279269
Punch her neck
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>>588279269
get close to her face, breath on her and ask her softly with a calm deep voice if she is ok... if she answer or not she would be a little hypnotized
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Okay, anon, here's the plan:

>Download erotic romance novel audiobook
>Play it (on low but discernible volume)
>Wait till she gets wet in her dreams from faintly hearing the audio
>Dab water or saliva on her pussy to further stimulate wetness
>Press stop on audiobook
>Stand outside her room, remove your shirt
>Make seemingly accidental noise
>She awakes, soaking wet, and sees you--the first man in her sight
>Fuck her.
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>>588266624
middle
no question
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>>588266624

The middle one... I guess? You didn't exactly win the lottery they did
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Just start eating her out, she'll partially wake up and sleep fuck you
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>>588267379
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>>588279800
damn son game
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>>588279800
Interesting
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>>588279269
thank you based op
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>>588272077
Moar pics of #2 please
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>>588280226
her pussy stinks
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>>588279269
OP this is what you're going to do
>Go to CVS
>Buy some liquor and sharpie
>empty that shit out
>a dash around the room to give the room that faint alcohol smell
>throw her previous clothes around the room
panties on drawer etc
>same for your clothes
>start drawing on her face with your sharpie
>then draw on your face as well
>sleep next to her naked
>next morning wake up next to her
>you have gone past the friend-zone by drunk fucking without ever actually drunk fucking
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>>588276278
This is the best plan
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>>588267128
Middle or none
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>>588276501
nagger
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>>588280373
Now this is actually fucking genius level psychology right here!
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jack off and go to bed op
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>>588280373
if he lives in virginia, the liquore store closed at 9 pm. So he's out of luck. Give better advice next time
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>>588280711
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>>588266624
OP where in the world are you? Her on the left looks familiar
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>>588281213
Assuming someone in college doesn't have any alcohol in there dorm?
lmfao
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>>588281277
Take a dump on her but. She'll think it was her that shit the bed!
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>>588281704
hte man who gave advice said he should go to cvs. In virginia, they only sell liquor at ABC stores, which close at 9. Of fucking course he has to have liquor in his dorm
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>>588266624
OP get a sharpie and write whore and slut on her face and body and close to her stomach. Then write "Im a worthless raped whore" on her thigh or something along those lines.

Make a video of her lying on the ground passed out and say you did not rape her in the video, this is just incase. Get a notebook and slowly document her downward spiral into depression and hard drugs and her being kicked out of the university all together.

Change your major to psychology and create an entirely new field of study. Pseudo-rape. Profit of your research
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>>588281277
keep posting op
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>>588281995
i'm sure the lad has liquor and a sharpie in his dorm
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>>588282270
that technically is "rape"
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>>588273140
Woah. . That's the one on the right? She looks 1000x better here. Definitely fuckable
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i just fingered her to my knuckle but she woke up and kicked me. ill try again later
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>>588282836
OP you gotta do thius bro!!!

>>588280373
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>>588282836
HAHAHAHAHA jesus christ
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>>588282836
Good luck on your new apartment search.
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>>588282836
Post pic of knuckle glossed in her vagina fluids.
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>>588282424
>rape
How is it rape?

Rape: sexual assault usually involving sexual intercourse or other forms of sexual penetration perpetrated against a person without their consent. No laws were broken back to tumblr whore
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Middle
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Op pls. All i wanted was a pic of her vagina and asshole
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this is boring.. op not delivering enough.. good luck op, hope you dont end up in prision
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>>588283513
It's literally rape, anon, literally. And you're a rapist for not agreeing that it's rape.
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>>588266624
left she looks easy.
middle looks tard and 3rd i think youll blow it
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>>588283716
so its rape if i cum on to her?
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>>588283880
It's literal rape if you do that.
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>>588283513
I'm not saying it's rape, i'm saying she'll call it rape and the court would probably take her side faggot
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>>588268206
You've got more of these, i know you do
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>>588283947
k fuck it ill just steal her phone and fap to her pics..
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>>588266624
Any guy that has game knows you bang the ugly one first. This will make the other two question themselves and they will show their insecurity. And then You just gotta wait for a woman's natural competitive nature to take place. Turn the hot one down a couple of times to make her a slave.
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>>588283716
You're raping the English Dictionary! I'll have you arrested for rape, enjoy the party van fag.
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OP don't be a fag, sleep next to her naked

When you guys wake up say that you both fucked and then youguys become fuck buddies
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>>588284158
Share pics
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>>588280373
Based anon
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>>588283947
How when there was no proof. You could just say that you walked into the room and you found her like that. Her fault for not being able to handle her alcohol and make it to her room where she can put some clothes on.

Are women fucking stupid?
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>>588283880
Now thats rape.
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>>588284613
pic to bf or some guy in text..
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>>588282270
OP do this
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>>588285614
Anon, you are currently my favorite OP.
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>>588285614
moar
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>>588284380
You're agreement raping me anon, it's a real thing and it's becoming increasingly problematic.
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>>588285614
So OP where do you live? I think I know the girl on the left, if I don't then she's got a stunning resemblance to someone I know.
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>>588280373
anon you cynical fuck
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>>588285614
OP i can confirm that you are not a faggot
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>>588286119
She's indian. they all resemble eachother
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The one on the left is super cute.
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>>588268206
Trap
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>>588286686
That's right, I'm talking about the left.
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>>588287494
nope shes got a stinky curry/sweaty smell pussy
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>>588266624
the one with the most issues
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>>588280373
Nah don't do this. She'll either remember not going out with him or her friend(s) will tell her she went home alone. Could also make shit awkward if she isn't down to be with him.
He could try carrying her to his room. If she is drunk enough to not wake up during the movement then she will not remember going to her room. THEN it is his decision to sleep in his bed or not. In the morning he can say nothing happened and that she came onto him, but he denied her since she was too drunk.
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>>588289097
she has a bf too so i dont wanna try too much .....
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>>588283513
Taking naked pictures of her without her consent would be considered sexual assault, nub.
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>>588266624
Diddle the Middle, /b/ro
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>>588266624
kill marry fuck
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>>588289243
Well if she has a bf then yeah I wouldn't do it. She'd just feel shitty for coming onto you and it would get awkward since she would probably tell her bf(since nothing happened).
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>>588276501
i agree nigger
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>>588266624
the one on the right, you dont want to aim high since probably you dont have any game, so just try the easiest one
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>>588289243
op you are literally a pussy
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>>588290279
Spread her cheeks and take one last pic
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>>588290959
i just came all over her bed... wow
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>>588289243
Do this

>>588280373

Except take her to your room
and text her boyfriend saying that they were over because she found someone better

now you're fuck buddies 4 life
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>>588291514
she just woke up as i was leaving and asked why i was looking at her...
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>>588291961
just tell her u were making sure she was ok
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>>588291961
now you go for it or pussy out
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The one with the lowest self esteem
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