i am in 2nd year university. these are my roommates... i would bang any of them but i dont want to ruin my chances. which one should i focus on fucking??
Go for lefty. Middle one is obviously better looking and lefty will be flattered you chose her and it will take no effort to get inner pants. Middle may actually get jealous then you can fuck her too.
the one you feel closest to... probably she looks at you with extra cuteness... go for it
the middle one is probably the hottest one, but may not be the best sex, the best experience... go for it only if there is the chemistry
i was able to sneak into this ones room to get this pic after she was out drinking all night so really drunk..
ya heres the middle one she does seem like the hottest hmm
no its the right one, she didnt lock her door luckily cus she was wasted
lol i got this one. i touched her and she made a noise i cant wake her up. her ass tho...
THIS IS HOW YOU FUCK HER.
>go to kitchen
>go check if she's still asleep
>go back to check on water
>once boiling place eggs inside of water
>when they're done put them on a plate
>go back to the room and wake her up
>say "hey you sounded like you had a rough night"
>before she even says anything just say "shh don't talk eat this"
be a whiteknight beta faggot like you normally are and wake her up
tell her she sounded angry try to get in touch with her
let her call you her best friend then go back to your room and jack off like a pathetic loser you are
Okay, anon, here's the plan:
>Download erotic romance novel audiobook
>Play it (on low but discernible volume)
>Wait till she gets wet in her dreams from faintly hearing the audio
>Dab water or saliva on her pussy to further stimulate wetness
>Press stop on audiobook
>Stand outside her room, remove your shirt
>Make seemingly accidental noise
>She awakes, soaking wet, and sees you--the first man in her sight
The middle one... I guess? You didn't exactly win the lottery they did
OP this is what you're going to do
>Go to CVS
>Buy some liquor and sharpie
>empty that shit out
>a dash around the room to give the room that faint alcohol smell
>throw her previous clothes around the room
panties on drawer etc
>same for your clothes
>start drawing on her face with your sharpie
>then draw on your face as well
>sleep next to her naked
>next morning wake up next to her
>you have gone past the friend-zone by drunk fucking without ever actually drunk fucking
OP get a sharpie and write whore and slut on her face and body and close to her stomach. Then write "Im a worthless raped whore" on her thigh or something along those lines.
Make a video of her lying on the ground passed out and say you did not rape her in the video, this is just incase. Get a notebook and slowly document her downward spiral into depression and hard drugs and her being kicked out of the university all together.
Change your major to psychology and create an entirely new field of study. Pseudo-rape. Profit of your research
How is it rape?
Rape: sexual assault usually involving sexual intercourse or other forms of sexual penetration perpetrated against a person without their consent. No laws were broken back to tumblr whore
Any guy that has game knows you bang the ugly one first. This will make the other two question themselves and they will show their insecurity. And then You just gotta wait for a woman's natural competitive nature to take place. Turn the hot one down a couple of times to make her a slave.
How when there was no proof. You could just say that you walked into the room and you found her like that. Her fault for not being able to handle her alcohol and make it to her room where she can put some clothes on.
Are women fucking stupid?
Nah don't do this. She'll either remember not going out with him or her friend(s) will tell her she went home alone. Could also make shit awkward if she isn't down to be with him.
He could try carrying her to his room. If she is drunk enough to not wake up during the movement then she will not remember going to her room. THEN it is his decision to sleep in his bed or not. In the morning he can say nothing happened and that she came onto him, but he denied her since she was too drunk.
she has a bf too so i dont wanna try too much .....
Well if she has a bf then yeah I wouldn't do it. She'd just feel shitty for coming onto you and it would get awkward since she would probably tell her bf(since nothing happened).
the one on the right, you dont want to aim high since probably you dont have any game, so just try the easiest one
i just came all over her bed... wow