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share em!
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why are you doing this op
why are you so mean
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>>587407826
give us a number to roll fag
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Lmfao keep going
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she still hot you fucked it up m8
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I treat women really well on kik and have never been sent nudes. OP treats em like shit and gets nudes. What am I doing wrong /b/
>foreveralone.jpg
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top kek
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OP u are definition of faggot

u are reason why girls dont send nudes

and tits were ace
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>>587408126

dont act like him, he found a trusting girl and fucked it up
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>>587408322
no way
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>>587408322
no
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>>587408126
I'm attractive>>587408215
Clearly she sent me nudes so I am the reason they send nudes
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>>587408322
Fsg
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share the boobs already faggo
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:D
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>>587408500
>>587408511
Awesome
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>>587408126
>trearing women well
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OP failed.
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>>587408500

nudes is a token of trust and wanting to turn u on

u were asshole for no reason

but yes, u are probably attractive
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>>587407524
>>587407653
>>587407738
>>587407826
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>>587408126
this just in; sluts like to be treated like the sluts they are
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Listen! STOP THIS NOW!
Numerous women up to date are haunted by the spectacles of this board and of this WEBSITE! All the Loli, nudes, etc. are terrible and are harming women mentally. Most of you believe that rape is reality, but it's not! It's something of the conscious, a hidden reality! It's A MENTALITY GAINED FROM A SITE LIKE THIS! EVERY DAY FEMALES HAVE THEIR INAPPROPRIATE PICTURES EXPOSED ON HERE!! WHO GIVES YOU GUYS SUCH THE PERMISSION TO DO IT? IS IT THIS GUY NAMED MOOT? YOU MEAN THE CEO OF TROLL, LLC.???

This is very tiring, and everyday I come home on to this website to be given an update on the status of my Feminist Brigade Investigation. Yes, the FBI. Not many of you know but the FBI is a hidden conspiracy within the government limited to helping women gain rights.

Now let me inform you guys on what we women of 4chan, the FBI, would prefer and request from these threads.
(1) Please immediately direct threads involving the sexual indulgent of women to be removed. If this is posted on a thread, we hope the OP complies and removes the thread.
(2) Please do not ask for the private parts of a women, it is HIGHLY RUDE!
(3)Stop dub threads! We know they are secret threads to control the women of the world BECAUSE THEY INVOLVE PREDICTING THINGS THAT AREN'T TRUE!
(4)Why do people refer to OP as OP if OP means "Overpowered"
I know that because I'm a girl gamer.

The Feminist Brigade Investigation always tells me of how they raped everyday, within the virtual reality they are exposed to! I FEEL INSULTED!!

Source: Ph.D in Women Studies. Something you guys will never have! The D!!
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It's all about the looks. Whether it's your height, facial symmetry or, fuck it, penis size, your physical appearance is what gets you the girls. Fuck "The Game" and pickup artists, fuck self confidence. If you didn't succeed in the genetic lottery, then, well, I'm sorry. And that's why he gets nudes and you dont.
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>>587409570
didnt read lol.jpg
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>>587409570
Fuck off.
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The first thing she said was "your hot" so I took advantage
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>>587409570
check my niggers
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>>587409658

nah confidence can compensate. and you can build confidence from getting fit, being clean, making bank, and dressing well.

but yeah 'the game' and pick up artist shit is bullshit
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Can I turn it around /b/
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>>587410557
Gl
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>>587410557

how fucking gorgeous is OP that he can do this

OP POST PICS OF JAWLINE AND STATE HEIGHT

/faggot
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>>587410557
dick pic is always the answer
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>>587410557
can we have anal sex now?
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>>587407738
>yeast infection
>not a std
>not nasty
God what a whore
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>>587410557
op, tell her you'll show ass
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>>587408319
>trusting
It's a huge slut morron, easy as fuck to get nudes.
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>>587411102
>thinks its an std
>mfw confirmed virgin
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>>587411386

wow how old is she, she doesnt know wat bipolar is...

also she looks 12

op is a pedo
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>>587411386
Say something like "my emotions are fucked babe"
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>>587411562
Anything nasty like that is STD. Fuck off.
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>>587410266
>getting fit, being clean, making bank, and dressing well
All of those make you look better. Except for the money ofc., but everyone already knows money/power gets you bitches. I might have been a bit over exaggeratin'. If ur average and you have game, sure, you could get nudes. But you have to remember that half of the people (depends if we're talking median or mode, so normally more than half) are BELOW average. And that's when ur fucked. You can still get a gf, have one night stands and all that, but the girl will never, ever be faithful. That's not a fault in a woman, that's just simple biology.
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>>587411866

what you say goes for girls too though

ugly girls cheating on ugly guys and ugly guys cheating on ugly girls

what a sad world
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>>587408987
go watch mlp you white knight faggot

girls send nudes because they want the d

girls want the d from guys that are assholes

gitls like assholes because they want to 'fix' them

being a friendzoned needy faggot is why you dont get nudes
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>>587411651
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>>587412338

fine

i will
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>>587412560
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>>587412737
bronie feg
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>>587412560
its all ogre now
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>>587412905

jackin to it now
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Ayy lmao
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>>587413614
ur a hole get rekt
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>>587413614
Holy fuck OP's a hole??
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>Mfw
This whole thread.
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>>587413614
OP is hole-kin
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>>587412223
But an ugly girl gets an ugly guy a lot easier than vice versa. Anyway that's beside the point.

I have to take back something I said. Kind of. I still think "The Game" is a book written for betas, full of pseudoscience and stupid fucking "routines". But ironically enough, Neil Strauss (author) turned himself into an alpha+++ when the book gained popularity. And it's not all bullshit (I've picked up girls trying his "routines") but most of it is. The game means something. The fattest guy from our high school two years ago got one of the best looking chicks. And she was faithful (her best friend was my ex who still loved me and told me fucking _everything_). But I don't think he read the book. Charisma and charm comes from yourself, and reading a couple of books won't change that. And now I'm derailing the thread again. Fuck me.
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>>587414662
You spiderman fags are as bad as the fucking cucks.
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>>587409570
How about you check these dubs?
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>>587407524
post pics of boobs and pussy
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>>587413614
Your a hole, your a hole...
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>>587415117
Send dick pic
But not your dick. If you're white and she knows you, send a black dick. Something stupid like that.
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>>587415809
>your

God damn it I hate you.
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>>587416070
she will give in
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Can you post the pictures she sent? Pancake nipples just happen to totally be my thing.
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>>587415986
This
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>>587416809
>ur black
fukking keked
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>>587416809
are you actually black? cause it just looks like your dick was molested and scarred, not that you have black skin
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>>587416809
Lold, "you're black" as though that explains everything
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>>587417454
Whats this chicks kik name
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHOW ME WHAT THE EARLIER TEXTS WERE. I NEED TO LEARN.
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>>587417563
Nah homie
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>>587417454
Now is when you play the race card and white-guilt her into more nudes and shit
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>>587407524
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>>587417707
bumb
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>>587417418
>OP being a nigger
>implying that doesn't explain his faggotry
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>>587417454
ok ill let it slide this time, dont let it happen again
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>>587417995
Not my dick
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>>587417734

supreme gentleman
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>>587418144
hey bitch. Post the other texts. Some of us beta fags wanna see your text game.
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>>587418332

haha u scared her off with the possibility of being black

she really is racist
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>>587418332
kek
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>>587417707
Not OP here, but mate it's really not that hard.
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CHECK BITCHES IM BLACK IM BACK AND I RUN THE WORLD
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>>587407524
gross boobs but anyway what a dumb bitch. Rule #1: Never show a guy anything unless you have a pic of his to use in defense.
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>>587410557
>Sometimes that happens to men when they're testicles are the size of baseballs
>She believes it
Holy fucking kek
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>>587417707
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>>587411562
this is a disease.
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niggers
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>>587419209
op...are you brad pitt?
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>>587417454
>Black excuse the misspelling /b/
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA
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>>587419261
Either you're REALLY attractive or she's a huge attentionwhore
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This girl is definitely underage
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>>587419349
Actually yeah
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>>587419261
Holy fuck she's desperate
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>>587419666
>satan confirmed
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>>587419666
Brad Pitt confirmed for Satan
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>>587419666
Technically, you'd be Black Pitt.

Way to go Black Pitt!
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>>587419666
Fitting trips, pedo
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>>587419522
Shes 18
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>>587419666

post jawline

yes im the samefag
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>>587419522
sorry guys.
my phone made a typo
I meant off age.
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>>587419496
or using someone's pics who is really attractive.
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I laughed and cringed at the same time.
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>>587419940

prob this
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>>587419928
I saw what I did there.
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>>587419940
Nah homie it's me
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>>587419666
Face pic now you hollywood devil spawn
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>>587419666
>satanic trips
nigger
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>>587419940
Probably this

Did OP even send her any pics or anything?
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>>587420092

WE WANNA SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE

black out your eyes if you don't wanna be identified
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>>587420171

only a black dick
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check em
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>>587420285
I mean before she sent pics.

Is it really that easy? Or do you just have to find an attentionwhore or really desperate girl?
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Her nipples look like salami
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>>587419261
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Tell her you're black. I can tell she has that jungle fever.
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op.
I don't care what you look like.
entertaining thread.
post the pics.
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>>587420077
>its me
she even called you out that your dick is black and your profile picture isn't.
Nice try though
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>This whole thread and that fat ugly cunt
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>>587420229
For the bros
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Give her the link to this thread
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>>587420862
Demon confirmed.
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>MFW I get 40 Tinder matches a day using this guys pics.

Do you think a chick would bang me anyway when she saw that wasn't me?
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>>587420862

oh
ok

so she's just an attention whore
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>>587420862
>Black eyes
>Black "smoke"

If Supernatural taught me anything, it's that you are in fact Satan.
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>>587409570

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TfynkM4Ef2Q
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>>587411783
Lol it's an STI
Lol d stand for disease, I stands for infection.
Yeast INFECTION
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well fuck her right in the pussy
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I don't understand. He is treating this girl like complete shit and she's begging him to stay. Explain to a betafag how to do this
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>>587409570
I remember when I was new
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>>587421534
Because she's a piece of shit.
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>>587421534
She has low selfsteem
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>>587421650

basically

shes desperate and horny

like most /b/tards
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>>587421650
>>587421849
>>587421909
they get it
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>>587421534
It happens once every full moon. If a girl is horny enough and you're hot enough she'll try to sext you. Granted this particular case the girl is very slutty but the main thing is, OP got lucky. There really isn't any game being played here. Similar to this situation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzo2I2glzqg
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op deliver pls
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>>587422191
I'd agree that her being a useless whore has a lot to do with it but if OP had been all

"Well maybe, you know, if you feel like you have the chance um possibly if you could send me some nudie pics please?

She would have laughed at him
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>>587419261
Dat attitude change
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>>587422615
Nope. She was pretty desperate. Would've still worked. I'll agree OP playing hard to get did get her to cut to the chase pretty well, but he just happened to find a horny teen with low self-esteem who picked him. She's probably texting someone else as we speak.
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can anyone link me to a good collection of selfies and stuff to use on kik? All of the same guy. Know what I mean?

Help would be greatly appreciated.
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Is op kill?!!?one
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>>587423995
Do it yourself baby bitch.
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Sometimes not even Satan brad Pitt can recover
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/b/ am i hot
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>>587423995
lurk moar m8, tumblr in particular, place full of qt boys shit
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>>587424356
im not a feg you feg
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>>587424342
>will kill myself and take pic as proof
She didn't catch that?
Don't you know it's wrong to take advantage of the mentally handicapped?
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penis benis
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>>587424342
you need to make her laugh to get back in. Do something like taking a pic of you fake hanging yourself with a condom er sumthing.
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>>587424597
Wasn't aware sorry :/
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>>587424356
Shave. Otherwise not bad.
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>>587424356
Peruvian cholo/10
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>>587424356
you look like the beaner that mows our neighborhood's lawns
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>>587413614
r u 1?
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am I hot /b/ me on the left
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>>587425101
>>587425345
I'm french Canadian, that's why i'm tanned. Girls like it though.


>>587424981
thought so, can never get a good beard. I usually keep it shaved. only pic i had on my pc though
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>>587409570
gr8 b8 m8
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Kind of suspicious though
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>>587425681
>is french canadian
are you gay by chance?
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>>587425681
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>>587407524
Your girl has vaginal warts. Enjoy dick cancer, faggot
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>>587425899
I'm part French canadian, my mothers side is french. I'm not gay or bi
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>>587413614
OP is no longer a fag. OP is now a hole.
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>>587413614
can I jump in your hole OP
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>>587425973
Did you even read the thread?
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A-ARON IS THIS YOU?
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>>587407826
what an idiot child u are
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>>587426895
MIKE?
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>>587426895
JIM?
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>>587426895
JAKE?
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>>587426484
Could start saying that
"Op's a hole"
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>>587427191
FIONA?!
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>>587427390
KIM?
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>>587426895
Karen?
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>>587427390
DONKEY.
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>>587426895
Goddammit...KEVIN?
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>>587427390
MUH DICK?
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>>587427507
SHREK?
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>>587427507
SHREK?
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>>587421188
HAHAHA YES
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>>587427550
MUH NIGGA?!
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>>587427390
DONKEY
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>>587420862
Fuck, man, are you possessed or something?
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WHAT THE LITERAL HELL IS GOING ON SOMEONE SCREEN CAP THIS SHIT
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op do you even deliever?
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>>587407524
provide her kik so a man can treat her right kid
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>>587418332
>do you want to be
Kek
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>>587427972
Stfu jake
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>>587427390
BATT LE TOAD ???
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>>587427806
>being this new
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>>587428127
Kek
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>>587407524
So why haven't you done the obvious and post pics in this thread so /b/ can fap to it?
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The chicks like dudes who r asses to some extent u gotta keep the level rite in between dont be 2 nice cuz then u get the bif friend zone shit
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>>587428058
shrek why u do dis
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>>587427806
Screen cap and post on reddit for epic dank maymays :^)
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Just in!
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>>587427599
BOOTS?
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>>587428793
Bitch ya pussay stank
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>>587428793
>valid point you skank hoe
Top fucking kek.
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>>587428793
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Kek
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first of all, what the fuck is kik? second of all, this bitch is dumb as fuck.
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>>587429902
LOL
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>>587428793
>valid point you skank hoe

Best ending
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>>587429902
KEK'D
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>>587429905
Dad pls
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>>587428497
>>587429902
Kek
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>>587429902
Fucking 10/10
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>>587429905
grandpa pls
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>>587429905
It's an app for sending messages
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Haha this is turning him into a legend
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>>587430226
but what the shit is the point of it? can you randomly message people? do you need to friend to chat?
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>>587429902
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>>587429902
based fucking OP
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>>587430339
>Vapid white trash bimbos use so, so do I
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>>587429902
lol'd so hard
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Ultimate kek
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>>587421046
probably not
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>>587430339
Tbh i don't know, I don't use it myself. You could just do a quick Google search
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pussy smells like french fries
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>>587416809
>being a nigger
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>>587430339
basically you can find anyone with a kik and message them everyone has a profile pic too so its like a sms without numbers but with usernames
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>>587429902
oh my fucking god thats hilarious
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>>587430965
>implying not Google image search
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Post her pics pls, wanna see
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>mfw itt
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>>587429902
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>>587431068
whats app doe?
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>>587429902
Ask her if she cuts herself.
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Post nude pics
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>>587431895
he posted that nasty shit in the first post, faggot
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>>587431516
KIK YA DUMB ASSHOLE
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Someone screen shot all of this and post it please
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>>587432143
whats app is better you fag
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>>587432143
>>587432461
you dumb fucks
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>>587432461
Please patrick calm down, not all of us have been living under a rock.
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ebin thread
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>>587432675
ask her if she wants to hang out some time
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>>587432883
nope you live in the weird site of the internet get outside you fegs
btw merry christmas
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>>587409570
Tldnr. Tits or gtfo cunt
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She below 18
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>>587432985
This. Just restart the convo like you've never talked to her. Could be lulz.
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>>587409570

shut the fuck up nigger
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>>587409570
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>>587433082
and yet, you're here.
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Post nude dude
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OP is a jerk
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>>587433426
good idea or bad idea to link her thread before its all over?
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Post her kik? D:
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>>587433426
I would prefer have a mental disease than a cancer on my vagina
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Someone just screencap
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>>587433426
give us her username and post her pics you niggar
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>>587433625
She will kill herself bra. Just post nudes and let me be happy
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Op just call her fat
she will show ass jusy stay on message while being a dick
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>>587433478
yes im a newfag
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>>587433625
Good idea
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>>587433965
Try this
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>>587433625
good
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>>587433965
Or say that she has a weird ass
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>>587429902
My fucking sides
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>>587433625
not op
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only good thread on /b/ right now
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I sense a white knight among us
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gold
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>>587434690
pull it together OP
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>>587434690
Alright man. She's just saying the same things and you're running out of material. This was fun though, thanks
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Op this is painful
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>>587434690
you have her nudes and her kik, remind her that.
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>>587434690
>mr. chub chub
i seen't it
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Just blackmail her op
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>>587434690
op get your sht together youre getting boring to watch.
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Give us her kik
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Post nudes pro bro
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>>587434690
Send another dick pic, but this time white
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>>587434690
>bitch is stil replying
>being this dumb
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>>587435405
lol

say "i got better"
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>>587434690


>Gimme an ass pic or I'll post your Kik and nudes on 4chan

do it OP
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yawn
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>mfw OP makes me cackle
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>>587433625
good idea
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>>587425345
this
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>>587421188
>>587427605
Back to Tumblr with you, samefag
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PEE PEE VAGINA
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>587417454
>excuse the misspelling /b/
ayyyy
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>>587436267
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>>587436274
lmao
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>>587436267
Dank copymaymay
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She got me
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>>587409570
>prefer
>request
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