Cmon you swothering sniggets

>>587392086
Alright, im down

>>587392086
roll

>>587392439
my favorite copypasta:

Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.

rolling for game

>>587392086
Rollan

let's play

>>587392086
rollin

>>587392086
reelin

>>587392687
Helped my dad out with the 1967 Barracuda he's restoring and now I'm cooking dinner.

>>587392677
Sat on my ass catching up on Covert Affairs all day.

Vãĝịņª

>>587392086
rolling againg for the pleasure

>>587392786
least favorite thing. well honestly its willful ignorance. People who are dumb because they choose to be. It pisses me off to no end. Learning in all forms are essential to life and if you fail to learn you fail to live. So why the hell am I on B

>>587392927
I just woke up. Been yelled at 3 times.

wau

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>>587392755
The bass, it just can do so many things and to be good at it you need to learn a bit of theory, otherwise it's all guess work, but it's where I put most of my time into. Also dubs

>>587393026
my least favorite thing is playing tennis

Oh man

>>587392647
>woke up
>took shower
>ate tacos and cake
>went back to sleep
>posted on this thread

so many sevens

>>587392895
Is that like a fish or what

Rolling again because bored

l

>>587392086
roll

>>587392901
rolling for 0 got a great idea

>>587392886
I hate you racist bitches. You act all ultra-nationalistic and race-superior because you're actually frustrated nerds who desperately need to feel good about themselves no matter how retarded it is

>>587393299
gorilla warfare

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>>587392086
rolling

>>587392086
Fuck it, roll'd

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>>587392223

my cat sitting with me

jklasj;s

rroll

rolls

>>587393453
nope, I'm not having /b/ know who I am because of some shit I forgot. reroll

>>587392086
rollin'

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K I'll roll

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>>587393014

>>587393036
That's kinda dumb, haven't you heard of the phrase 'Ignorance is bliss'? Some people choose to ignore important matters in the world solely because it just doesn't affect them. My dad only cares about how much food there's going to be in the next ten years, so he always goes "Let's nuke India or China!", yet he couldn't give less than two fucks about politics, religion or any of that sort.

>>587393387
well i played dota2 all the day
goddamit im such a loser

>>587393685
Mother fucking cheese pizza

>>587392086
cool

Nigger

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>>587393275
I actually don't know. It used to be my cat, but cat is kill.

>>587392223
almost quads

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>>587393801
Ok this is pretty boring for all you niggers but I'm a closet faggot

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>>587393619

>>587393821
And to add;

If you're not ignorant, you'd be too caring about the entire world, to the point that you'd probably kill yourself because of depression. The world is a cold, dark world, there is no reason for you to look at it, as it is not beautiful, it is not caring, and it definitely is not fair. However, if you remain ignorant, you can look at the world with peace in your mind.

>>587392086
Interesting.

>>587393736
I hate niggers so fucking much, but the worst is how loud they are and how try try to drag everyone else around into their shit.

>>587392086
rawling

>>587393902
>be me
>14 yo
>in the country for the summer
>walking alone in a maze of cultivated lands
>heard strange sounds behind me
>started running as a nigger, heading to the city
>run
>run
>run
>poof
>i found myself at home
>wut
>just unlocked this memory NOW

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>>587393134
I'm unfortunately only good with doodles, have a couple flowers /b/
I used to draw naked women once but gave up.

>>587393821
not caring and refusing to learn are two different things. i dont care about politics but i will not say that any political party is completely correct because i have learned better. but this is /b/ and im not gonna argue. opinions are like quads. everyone wants them. but fuck this analogy

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Dude gotta go,
Nigletts everywhere

>>587394509
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>587394283

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>>587394051

I stole guns from my neighbors that use to sell drugs on my block. 2 revolvers. Sold them and never saw those niggers again

>>587394715
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.

>>587393821
>>587394242
I suppose I'll go with number one as I don't need to type as much.

I have never in my life confessed to anyone, I'm too much of a pussy, but I like it this way as I can stare at their beauty all day long and imagine how great it would be with them, rather than get rejected.

>>587392086
roll

>>587392086
Rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling.

Lets do this shit

>>587392086
jk rowling

Rollerino

>>587395156
i hate brussel sprouts

>>587392086
Fuck it I want to do 0 there's a lot of shit boards I hate out there. brb

>>587395399
You were so close

rolleo

>>587395306
i dont like to work for money. money should work for me.

>>587394860
No, your the newfangled faggot for having a hissy fit over a copypasta

roll because why not

>>587394860
I know all of these things. That is why it is my favorite copy pasta. Read the thread or leave it.

>>587392086
Why is there not an 'all of the above' option...

>>587395691
alright.

I had a 3rd nipple but got it removed

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>>587395399
part 1

>>587394632
It's okay to learn stuff, yeah, but at the same time, some stuff just is best not to be learnt. For example, knowing economics and how businesses operate rather than jumping into business is always good, but knowing about past soviet russian experiments on household pets that are alive is undoubtedly irrelevant to most people.

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>>587395053

Hey /b/, I have a very serious problem. I’m fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait”.

So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don’t know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy shit, YES”, interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn’t know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out “FUCK YOU”, and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I’ve fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don’t want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, /b/.

>>587395362

rolled 2 so here we go

>I love cheese. I crave it. All i do all day, everyday, is eat cheese.
>My mother is worried about me. She asks me what’s wrong, but I cannot respond. my mouth is full of cheese.
>By week two I have begun to smell like cheese. My skin is starting to turn soft and creamy.
>Two months in and I can successfully take a bite out of myself. It tastes like cheese.
>After another month, I am completely out of cheese.
>My mother refuses to buy me more. but I crave it. I need the cheese.
>I start eating myself, the pain is unbearable but I do it anyways.
>I can’t stop.
>This continues until I am nothing.
>I can no longer see the light. It’s dark, and my mouth tastes like cheese.
>I am in the void.
>There is no cheese here. Only me.
>I still crave cheese.

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>>587395835
only one bite so far. Seems like all the roided out faggots are sleeping tonight. Usually that board is full of xenophobic gaylords.

I tried. Went there once with a legit concern thinking I'd get expert advice. Instead got READ THE STICKY AND FUCK OFF

>>587396358
REROLL, I DON'T LIKE RAGE COMICS

>>587395952
but.... but i love soviet russian experiments

>>587396466
Rolled a 6... Least favorite thing... I don't fucking know. School? Homework? Faggots? Any of the above...

>>587392086
ayyy

Rol

>>587396727
sat on my ass fapped and youtube

>>587392086
easy

>>587392086
Yeah sure. Let's roll.

>>587395679
God damn you, /b/. I fucking hate you. I've been noticing how you've been fucking with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job.
I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, /b/ seized control of my brain.
"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a momment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.
The two dudes go DIPSHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

>>587396119
why

>>587392086
Rolling

r0ll

Rawling

>>587397696
my least favorite thing is probably gay marriage

Count me in

>>587397826
I hate the way the college system is set up. I hate not being able to afford anything other than a state school. I'm not saying that the people who come from households that make less money than mine should have to pay more, I'm saying that that shit is way too fucking overpriced.

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>>587397836
My least favorite thing?

The fact that I look like this and have only fucked 35 chicks at 33 years of age. Even handsome guys can be fucking beta autists. I have no game, the only way I've ever been able to approach women is if I'm drunk. I fucking hate it.

>>587397996

My least favorite thing. At the moment, it is how often when looking at porn on my phone that I get redirected.

>>587397059

S'goin' on man,

Dang ol', name's Boomhauer n' tellyawhat, hate erry single oneayou, knowudimsayin? All ya'll fat, dang ol', dumbusdoorknobsyankees, talkinabout, spend errydamnsecondoftheday checkin out du du dumb pictures. Talkinabout, damnwaste atime, yaskme, knowimsayin'?. For realman, anyo'ya'll even, talkinabout, goin out to the club, getwhatimean, get somudatyaknow, WHOO WHOO, knowimsayinman? Talkinabout, y'know it IS purdyfun gettinon dang ol' computer, and just click-click-click-click-click, thateasyman, gettinon the dang ol' websites and just lookinatda dang ol' picshas and bein' like hehelookadis, man, knowimsayin, but tellyahwut, ya'll takinittoofar man, tellinya, too far.Don't be, talkinbout, beatinaroun a bush, juslike, bestraightuptalkinabouttellitlikeitis. Dangol', juslookatme,man. Gotnoproblemso'erhere,man, tellyouhwut. Gotmeset o' weights, knowimsayin, jusgetonthatb-b-benchpress, knowimsayin, juslike twohunderdthreehundered pounds, justbelike SOOPSOOPSOOP, dangol, like40repsaintnothin, turnarounddangol, getouttomyridesallyman, revituplike VROOMVROOMVROOM, dangol, built hermuhself, knowimsayinman? Watyou uptoman, dangolgettinonthecomputer, justlike, typetytype, talkinbout, nakedcartoonsman. Tellyuhwutman, dangol, gotme3rdgirlthisweek, tookherhome, knowimsayinman. (Talkinabout, gettindownandirtywiththatmouthaction, knowimtalkinboutman? Justlikedangol, talkinbout, just like.. damn). Dangol, shouldbeashamed ayourselves. Tellyouhwutman, justtellinitlikeitis.

Dang'oltellinyahwut, clickclickchoosefilesearchpicture, itsme an'myrideman, knowimsayin?

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>>587396744
I drew Plank.

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>>587396844
MMHHHH look at dem dubs.
Roll again

Rawling

>>587399339
I don't have one

rullin

>>587392086
time to roll

yup, rolls

rolen

Joll

>>587399197
Well today I woke up sick and moaning like a fat tard in pain. I masturbated at least 9 times between 7am to 5pm. My back hurts hell hell for no reason and I feel like an heroing because why the fuck not. So my day is pretty average for me.

Rolly polly oley

>>587399791
>1: reveal something personal about yourself
i might be bi
i've fantasized about sucking off my male friends while jerking off with them

>rollin again

I hate standard shallow level hipsters, who like mumford and sons, ed sheeran, and macklemore
Or people who claim music is their life, but listen to Cold Play

I'm an eltist asshole though

>>587399899
Because I got dubs I shall reroll

rawlinnnn

>>587392086
Roll, why not

>>587392086
Sounds cool, I'm in

Noice rawla

eh

My LEAST favorite thing is the concept of irrelevance to majority discrimination

People who think White people can't be prejudiced against because they're white, or men can't be treated in a sexist way because they're men

>>587392086
rewl

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>>587400513
My box of virginity protectors

Rolll

>>587400636
My least favorite thing? Probably women. They make me wish I was gay. reroll

rolan also check em

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>>587400809
If this ain't trips I fuck my mom

rollo

Roland

>>587401016
My least favorite thing, fenimists

>>587400785
I guess one of my favorite things is baking. Cookies especially. My dad cooks most in my family and he's the one who taught me how to do it. It's just something I find relaxing and special and I enjoy giving whatever I've made out to people because it always goes over well and I feel like I've made someone's day just a little brighter.

Waking up to my girlfriend
Sounds gay, whatever it's true
>>587401025

holiday fun :D

rewwwww

Rool

>>587392086

>>587401381
OK cool. I really like a girl called abbey, also I wanna kill myself

>>587401461
I'm not a nigger

rrrrr

>>587401126
My least favourite thing are people who want to force their lifestyle onto someone else. Religious fanatics. Stupid atheists. Fit people. Fat people. Feminazis.

>>587401612
Personal to the max

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>>587401059
This.
Reroll

roll niggers

>>587401362
>be me
>ask out girl on date
>she says yes
>holidays are up, she goes to relatives for a week
>still flirty chats on fb
>comes back, turns out she's dating my best friend
>she's still flirty with me on fb
>whenever I bring the subject up she kinda ignores it
>what the fuck
>blocked that bitch
>7th rejection
surprised me because she's one of the nicest girls i've met

>>587392086
rollarino.

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>>587400824
what the fuck am i doing.

>>587401906
Last reroll. already done 6

>>587401930
re roll fuck this roll i tried this /a/ is full of assholes

>>587401362
reroll

lloR

>>587402057
>slept till 5 pm, didn't sleep till late last night
>got up, browsed /b/ and /vg/ for a while
>made some chikun wangs
>watched VIKINGS

and here we are now

well my day is okay i guess i mean i did all the Christmas shopping and i just got home tired as fuck

>>587402369
Reroll

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>>587392086
Fuck off tripfag shit. Here's for all the shitrolls:

1)
I do know OP's a faggot
2)
>today I learned OP's a huge faggot
3)
>pic related: faggot's thread
4)
_ _ / _ _ _ _ __ __ _ ___
| | |_| |_ |_| |_ |_| | _ | _ | | |
|_| | _| | | | | | |__| |__| |_| |

5)
>telling OP what he really is.
6)
>refer to 5)
7)
Nice day, though I guess OP got a faggy one.
8)
>FUUUUU FAGGOT
9)
>guess what it is, faggot.
0)
Just gonna post on /a/ that OP's a DENSE faggot.

>>587402255
Travelling
see shit, awesome af expecially when you're /fit/
I wanna goto France really badly, learning French at the moment
probably gonna go in 2 years, can't wait

REROLL

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>>587402704
made this yesterday in AE
REROLL

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>>587402561
I used to think trees were living things. You know what I mean

>>587403226

OP

>>587403021
I've jerked off to gay porn before, and sometimes bi
I get that 'taboo' kick out of it
i'd never fuck a guy though, seems awkward af

I'll roll once

>>587392086

alright I'll try it

rawling

>>587392086
Yea alright.

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>>587403393
My fatshit dog

>>587403626

My least favorite thing is atheism. Atheists are sad excuses for humans which are just too lazy to find the true meaning of life. Put some effort into something faggots.

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>>587403379
9...
hmmm
>this

well not doing 3

>>587392086
won't do 0

>>587402492
>be me 13 lazy stoner
>smoking one night get high as fuck
>everybody leaves decide to cook worstdecison:jpg go into kitchen
> decide to make burrito on the fry pan
>add to much oil its frying like a motherfucker
>try to flip a huge glob of oil hits my hand
>go to bed it hurts like fuck wake up in the morning with huge yellow glob on my hand
>break the glob like a tard and rip off the skin
>skin returns in a month never did it again

>>587394242
Maybe if you're a little bitch. Some of us choose to not be ignorant and can handle the fact that the world isn't the precious fairytale bullshit our parents fed us as kids. Accepting reality is the first step to true peace.

>>587403917
played video games all day
the end

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>>587403858
Took the photos off my friend's dad's facebook
not really a rage comic, but meh

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>tfw no rule about dubs

>>587392086
rolling for anything but 3

>>587392086
Rolling for lolz

>>587404192
already done 2 >>587402053
reroll

>>587392086
roll

>>587392086
roll for shits and giggles

>>587395952
Fuck your immature and naive bullshit. I'm sure those experiments led to scientific advances, as most experiments of that nature do. Who are you to decide what's good to know and what isn't?
"Learning should commence at birth and cease only at death" - Albert Einstein

>>587392086
rollyes

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>>587404483
don't know what this is

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I put some effort into this, surprisingly.

>>587392086
Rolll

>>587404596
Looks like I rolled 6.
Let's see here. What's my least favourite thing.
Weebs. I hate Weebs. I guess That's all.

wsdfaewrtgerfhdzvb

>>587392086
k

Re-Roll.

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>>587404204

Rollin'.

>>587392086
ayy

why not

>>587405512
>roll 2 on a /b/ thread
>cant think of anything to greentext

>>587400467
They're all decent artists, but they don't really do it for me. It's all a bit...commercial for me. They all fit nicely into the niches that society is currently interested in. I'm not hipster, I just like some variety, and they seem to epitomise popular music at the moment so they're played all the damn time and people are trying to copy them.

>>587405170
>>429862
done

>>587392086
rolling

>>587406055
http://boards.4chan.org/i/thread/429862*

>>587405828
gonna havae to reroll, cbf making gay shit

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>>587402649
haha ok bud

>>587392086
Roll

>>587406142
reroll

>>587392086
Roll

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Well that was shit.

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>>587405564
I tried my best.

>>587392086
>rolling
>rolling
>rolling down the river

>>587406361
a doughnut-cat with a cape and nipples?

Another re-roll won't hurt

>>587392086
Playing KOTOR 2 till 7 then church

>>587406237
Bike ride 10km to beach
Coolangatta Australia is thriving atm
Beautiful summer days
Perch uptop a rock and learn play my French audio disks
Meanwhile perving on chicks walking past
ride back 10km
>tfw no gf
Last reroll
meh

>>587406581
Actually It's sanic.
Man I suck at drawing.

rollin.

>>587406741
reroll, already done

I'll bite.

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>>587403984

I went to /wsg/ and posted a .gif and no one responded.

>>587406871
When I was younger, my cousin told me she got a new boyfriend significantly older than her and that they have had sex. More to the point, she enjoyed it. She then pleaded and begged me while they (aunt, uncle, two other cousins) were leaving to stay where they were staying that night.
Cont?

>>587406745
My favourite copypasta ?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Re-roll. Probably the last roll.