Hey, /b/, Attached is a picture I've just taken of my pinky

>>586088943
........ew

>>586088943
Different angle, I'm sure I have no fucking clue what I'm looking at.

>>586089210
I know, man, shit goes hard. That's why I need to take him off.

Just keep twisting it. I had to do this once

>>586089371
Bump

>>586088943
is this the bottom of your toe or the top?

Clip the whole nail off along with the tissue, to ensure maximum pain levels

Soak in hot water

>>586089575
The top. Better pic incoming.

Keep pulling.

What is that anyway?

>>586088943
what the actual fuck is that

>>586088943

just fucking rip it off. i've ripped off my toenails before and it felt great. they grow in perfectly later on and it's a huge fucking relief

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>>586089371
Is this better? It hurts like a bitch. I tried a knife, and I tried tweezers, both were shitty. I need a real weapon. How do I do this?

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>>586088943

Why the hell is your toenail growing out of the front of the toe?

Why does it look like an infected penis?

Seriously, what's wrong with you?

>>586090043
the fuck dude, do you eat your toenails or what ?

Tie a kite string it. attach the other end of the string to a door knob of an open door and have someone slam the door shut. Works for teeth too

>>586090043
Pliers?

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>>586088943
That's a fucking weird picture, I just cant understand it...

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>>586090456
Nah, son. I've got a compulsive disorder. I constantly pick at my toenails.. Shit's crazy. Pinky toenail comes off twice a month.

Have someone poop it off. Get someone to do a shit onto it with enough force, breaking it or just get someone to clench their asshole onto it and yank. I had to do this once.

>>586090043
cut it off piece by piece with a plain old toenail clipper

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>>586090043
pliers or a Bowie knife.... ya a Bowie knife that'll take it off for sure. just cut the whole tip of the toe off. that way you are sure to remove the nail completely.

>>586088943
wtf is wrong w/ ur toenail OP

>>586089389
>him

>>586088943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNJHq5pEZYU

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>>586091093
Should I really?

>>586092090
rip it out with pliers bruh

I'm afraid you'll need to amputate the entire foot. Just use the bowie knife. It'll bleed, but it'll work out just fine.

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>>586092286
Fuck! Hurt like a bitch...

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>>586094241
I die die happy now

OH FUCK
i was here. zoz

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>>586094807
Taste on this one is mediocre. Should've waited another week to pull it.. There's always next month.

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>>586095251
I can do a couple more if you want.. I have a couple of hours to kill until my first appointment of the day.

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>>586095523
Dude you are fucking nasty and your toenails are way too small. It's creeping me out.

>>586096227
How big are yours? Please post pics of toenails. Rough em up a little first.

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>>586088943
why are your toe nails so small mang?

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>>586088943
PUT THAT NAIL UP YOUR ASS NOW FAGOOT!!!

>>586096227
Seriously, we can work something out, I bank with wachovia.

>>586096566
Years and years of ripping them off my toes sort of stunts them..

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>>586096810
Why the fuck you would do that?! THAT'S HORRIBLE M(9-1)

>>586096411
Give me a sec lol

>>586097140
I have a compulsive disorder. I have learned to enjoy it, and recently started to include my Harvests into my diet. I find that I feel stronger mentally, and more sexual.

>>586095996
you are fucking insane.
do more

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>>586095523
>>586094807
>>586094385
>>586094241
>>586090960
i haven't physically cringed this hard in a long time, thanks anon

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>>586097506
Okay, Pick one.

>>586098191
4

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>>586096411
Right

>>586098303
Really? I need that one for balance..

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>>586096411
Left

>>586098419
pussy

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>>586088943

>>586098381
Oh my god. I want to rip them off of you wile you're awake. Have email?

I will just tell you.

I use a knife to remove my nails, its fucking stupid. Now I cant stop and I have become addicted to eating the skin that comes out.

My nails are fucked up and I cant stop doing it.

>>586088943
I say we take off, and nuke the site from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

>>586098665
We aren't too different, you and me.

>>586088943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qkUYE7NNys

>>586098594
NO dude what the fuck. Stop ripping them out and maybe they'll look healthy like mine.

>>586098191
2

>>586098786
Yeah, Im trying to quit now, but everytime I get bored I use the knife to cut out the extra skin.

I look like a drug addict chewing my nails and shit.

Cmon OP rip em all off.

>>586098191

4

>>586098191
4

>>586099425
My advice is to get the spray they use to get kids to stop suckinng their thumbs

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>>586099734
The ritual has begun.

>>586099691
Keep going man. Make it bleed.

>>586100240
Nah that's not op that's just my toes been like that for like 6 years since I was 14

>>586100112
you sick fuck.

>>586100362
I know that you idiot. I'm OP. Make your fucking toes bleed.

I was here too, zoz

>>586099988
Yeah dude, Ive already tried that, stop and grow I think its called.

Shit fucking tastes horrible and when you eat like fingerfoods, you get like the most horrible taste in your mouth!

But I have started thinking more because Im a Nurse, so the finger hygene must be good.

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>>586100801
Shit yeah I get where you're comming from shit sucks, you try impulse control excirces? Helped me quit dip

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>>586101465
Making progress.. Which side should I go in from?

sell it on craiglist.

>>586101792
From the bottum of course! If not always go from the right to left on the right foot and left to right on the left foot it makes it hurt more

>>586101792

Keep it going Anon

Go to a doctor and have the nail removed and the nailbed killed.

>>586101792
jesus christ op what kind of animal are you

>>586101792
oooh Does this really feel good?

>>586101792
just rip the whole thing out op

>>586090097
sauce?

>>586102263
Yes, but not in the traditional sense.. It brings me pleasure, but it doesn't actually feel pleasant. It's like when you go to the dentist, and they drill the shit out of your teeth, and you bleed a bit, and afterwards, it's total euphoria.

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>>586102571
what about all the pain thats going to come after this? Like you're going to have such a hard time while thats initially reforming.

Whatever pleasure you're getting from this, I can't imagine it being worth it afterwards.

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>>586102571
But why do it again so soon?

I can get cutting your skin or even shoving a razor blade under your nails but ripping them off slowly?