Ask high-school teacher anything.

can you post the rest?

>>584972431
What do you do if a kid comes to class stoned?

Hey OP do you know this hentai doujin about these teenagers playing hide and seek and then they fuck?

>>584973544
That rarely happens. One time that happened I filed a complaint and sent it upstairs. They did shake him afterwards.

What would you do if a student tried to fuck you

>>584974635
I'd say no. Unless they try to force themselves on me. I am... well.... quite weak. If someone decided to forcefully rape me... well... they'd be able to do it.

Bumb

Keep going OP

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>>584976253
fucks sake, I was expecting some questions

lurkin
keep them coming

>>584976356
do you confiscate cell phones in class?
if you do are going through photos?

>>584972431
Why haven't you been v& yet? and how often do you touch the kids?

do you fuck the kids?

Do you think any of your students are fuckable?

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>>584976524
I never have to. They usually don't use it. I have an actor background so I try to make my lectures entertaining.
>>584976646
>>584976647
Don't plan to. ... yet?

Have you ever caught teachers or students fucking in school?

>>584972431
Prove us you are a high-school teacher. Tell anons a good story. Also, how old are you? sex? Where do you live?

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>>584976791
Defently yes.

Are you a boy or a grill?

>>584976985
So if I were in your class and wanted extra credit, would that be possible? I am a guy

>>584972431
Are you a left wing nut job like the teachers from when i was growing up?

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>>584977018
Nope
>>584977109
Ahhh, 26 right now, male, have weak body. My whole life wanted to be an actor, finished local school of drama and acting aaaand got fuck-all. Through some ties with mates and a few... "words" was accepted as a substitute teacher... cont. next post
>>584977647
I usually ... well, help students who always appear on my lectures and do my homework.

>>584974874
That is an interesting and strange way to put it.

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>>584972431
source?

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>>584977731
I hope not.
>>584978177
...through hard work and dediction made it to full-time. English is not my native, but one of my parents is from britain, so learning english was really easy. Which is what I am in charge of in school

>>584978466
If english is not your native, which is?

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>>584978770
It's... russian.
>inb4 ban
>inb4 thread closed

>>584978177
What if I wanted to do... More than your homework? perhaps an oral report?

>>584978772
I'm sorry OP, I don't care about you...
I just think me might share a fetish here, and I'd like to read more

>>584978957
Russian accents are nice

>>584978957

Can I get the name of this comic please?

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>>584979008
Well, once again, there is no... official guidelines about that. I'd be really glad that you were interested in my subject (or me?) just enough to do oral report. I would close my eyes on some things during the exam, but that's it.

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>>584979049
That's fine. That's what a lot of people say...
>>584979145
It's called Mother's side - after school

>>584972431
Ever fuck one of your students? If no, ever want to?

>>584979336
You wouldn't have to look anon. I could do all of the 'talking' and it could be away from the rest of the class

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>>584979870
this nigga is a teacher and he goes on /b/ what do you think?

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>>584979870
No. Even though came close ones. If I lose the job, it's sucking cocks in an alley for me. So I prefer not to anything that coudl tick off higher ups.
But yes, I defently want.

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>>584979782
Why are Jews so fucking awful?

>>584980127
A/S/L?

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>>584979954
Well... if you put it like that... I guess I can "give" you extra credit.....
>>584980029
Well, I was visiting /b/ before i became a teacher. I also visit exhentai, play dota, play AA2 and fap every single day.

>>584972431
do you ever fapped to one of your pupils?
(image/imaginary)

>>584980501
so no girlfriend/boyfriend?

>>584980501
TFW no sexy Russian teacher when I was in highschool

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>>584980127
what about other teachers?

So any1 got any god vola rooms???

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>>584980583
Yes.
>>584980637
No. I work late hours and might not give enough attention that women are used to.
>>584980732
Every female teacher is a pissed off bomb waiting to explode. Stress really piles up on this job. I tried, but ended up huring her, hurting myself and my work relationship.

>>584981050
My final question, teacher: Are you only into women? or could a man interest you?

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>>584981414
To which I reply, dear anon, I never tried. I don't like the prospect of being ass/face fucked, but I don't think mutual jerking session is bad... if the boy is cute.

>>584981050
lame. sex is a great stress reliever.

How is the workload like?
Is it stressful?

>>584981050
seriously how is being a teacher stressful?

>>584981614
I understand.

Thank you for your time, teacher!

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>>584981650
I agree. But they expect a white princess charming to arrive and grant sex, greay body and money. Which obviously, never happens. They are all single bitter women, who want to marry before they go over 50. If I try to pursue them, I might end up on the isle. Which is something I don't want.

>>584982025

>>584982025
yeah you right. Please continue posting hentai

>>584972431
the worst/funniest thing a student has ever done in your classroom/around campus

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>>584981724
>>584981784
It is stressful. Anyone who says otherwise either is not working or is rich.
The best way to describe - is being boxed.
You are pushed by students who are ready to record every word and use it against you, so you have to be very careful with your speech, also there are student parents, who are ready to defend their kids to death (oh boy, I sure did love the monologue of one femist mom for 10 hours about male teachers). AND ALSO there are higher ups, pretty much closing the lid on your pathetic life. You can't disagree, you either teach how they say and punish how they say and grade how they say or get the fuck out. +++ you get fuck'all money.

>>584981784
Paperwork. Lots of it.

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>>584981831
Thank you.
>>584982328

>>584982503
>Whole class beat the shit outta some guy who loves ponies and had a rainbow dash T-shirt
>He doesn't like ponies anymore
Never seen an illness being cured so quickly.

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>>584982797
Yes, also this. For me it's a bit easier, since I do everything beforehand. But yeah, it's a pain the bollock.